[Online Games] Bloody Case on Pants

In any game, the most important thing is not the level, but the equipment. The most important of all equipment is the weapon.

Yu Wenzhong thought about it, he really needed a weapon at hand, although the little stick didn't have much prestige like a magic wand, at least it added 10 points of magic attack, so he immediately accepted it.

There is a big difference between the other side and the other side, and the monsters are also different.After tidying up, the two had to venture deep into the jungle for their stomachs. When they found a stupid turkey not long after the journey, their feelings were really beyond words!

In reality, the turkey dinner is generally only available at Christmas, and the taste of it makes my mouth water~

Not to mention that what they found was a turkey that looked very filling. When Yu Wenzhong concentrated 12 points and planned to roast it directly into a roast turkey, Yang Hao's stomach "rumbling With a call, the turkey narrowed its eyes, flapped its wings and flew away...

"..." Yu Wenzhong turned his head and pinched Yang Hao's neck, grinding his teeth.

Yang Haoneiu: "I, I, I am not a turkey, I cannot eat it."

"If you sabotage the hunting again, I will have to eat you as a last resort!"

Yang Hao was short of breath: "The turkey is delicious, let's find another turkey!"

Yu Wenzhong grinned: "Turkey is delicious, how about your white and tender buttocks?"

Yang Hao reflexively covered his butt, only to realize that the pants had already been patched, but Yu Wenzhong's eyes seemed to be patched or not...%>_<%~

A turkey crow nearby relieved Yang Hao’s butt crisis. Yu Wenzhong looked at him with a half-smile, and then leisurely took the “magic stick” to find food. The squawking turkey was half charred.

Most of the good ingredients were wasted in this way, and thanks to Yu Wenzhong's poor accuracy, half of the food was left to eat after a miss.Yang Hao thought of his own butt, feeling sorry for him.

He got some burnable branches to start a fire, and Yu Wenzhong went to patrol around—in fact, he was waiting for the meal. When Yang Hao was handling the turkey, he casually said that his roast meat was delicious but delicious. Very tasteless!

Yang Hao was irritated by Yu Wenzhong's contemptuous eyes, so he dug out the sesame-like fragrant pulp from some hard-shelled fruits, and squeezed out a salty flavor like sauce from a strip-shaped grass stem. After removing the few remaining turkey feathers, spread the sauce on the fire and roast until the chicken turns brown and drips oil. A turkey, having gained experience this time, burned the head of the turkey and left the whole body.

This kind of turkey is about the size of an ostrich, and the rest is enough for them to have a full meal. However, Yu Wenzhong has always been very alert, and he has a lot of pure pawn reserves. Anyway, Yang Hao fiddled a lot, and his pockets were empty. There are more than a dozen boxes, Yang Hao's bags are still empty, there is plenty of space.

As soon as Yang Hao took off the roasting stick that pierced the turkey, Yu Wenzhong stretched out his claws.Yang Hao slapped it away, and Yu Wenzhong immediately raised his eyebrows.Yang Hao hurriedly explained: "It's almost tasteless."

For the sake of his own butt, he quickly sprinkled the suspected "sesame" seasoning on the turkey, put it back and roasted it a few times, the aroma became more intense, and Yang Hao couldn't stand it, so he took it down and cut the meat with a dagger .

"Here are the chicken legs."

You can't blame Yang Hao's dog legs, it's really Yu Wenzhong's eyes that are too cruel, the whole fat chicken leg belongs to Yu Wenzhong, and only half of the chicken leg is left for himself, Yu Wenzhong is not polite, he took it and took a big mouthful: "Oh! "

"Is it delicious?" Yang Hao was worried.

After chewing, Yu Wenzhong raised a shiny thumb: "Not bad!"

The oily chicken skin on the turkey leg is the most greasy part, but it was roasted crispy by Yang Hao, and there is a sound when you bite it. Had a good time!

With the blessing of turkey meat, Yu Wenzhong's eyes on Yang Hao became much gentler.

"Where do you find the ingredients?" A certain man gnawed at the meat while not forgetting any opportunity to make a fortune.

"Hiss...it's so hot. This game is a bit similar to reality... just use it if you can't eat it to death!" The other person also gobbled it up.

In this warm and peaceful atmosphere, the aroma of delicious turkey overflowed, making it even more delicious, and the wafting smell quickly attracted the boss.

The two of them were reluctant to turn their heads when they heard the heavy snorting of the beast. It was only when they swallowed the mouthful that they realized that it was a wild boar with six horns and red hair all over its body? !Already only a few steps away from them.

It has become a habit recently.When he got up to run for his life, Yang Hao had his eyes wide open. He couldn't run away from Yu Wenzhong, and he had to turn back to find him after running away. Let's follow his direction!So Yang Hao could run wildly, but he had to follow Yu Wenzhong depressingly.

Grass, vines and moss are all over the dense woods. I stepped on it and slid my feet. I didn’t run a few steps. Yu Wenzhong scratched his hand with a dog. ,This is just great!Originally, Yang Hao used the leather armor to support the wild boar horns that were raised from time to time. Yu Wenzhong could turn around and burn it a few times. He chanted a mantra, even if there were only four words, he couldn't say it anymore. Seeing that he would fall into the water if he tried to escape, he had to climb up a tree.

To be honest, the trees in the rainforest are slippery and difficult to climb, but the Potential Explosion Microcosm Burning unexpectedly managed to climb them all.Yang Hao was almost kicked by a wild boar in the back. After climbing up the tree and looking at the boss below, he was afraid. The horns were thick and long, and he couldn't bear it~~

Yu Wenzhong put away the magic stick and continued to eat chicken legs, Yang Hao became angry.

"Can you deal with the end under the tree before eating?"

Yu Wenzhong sprayed vaguely: "Only when you are full will you have the strength to escape!"

Yang Hao, who was sprayed with chicken + saliva all over his face, became even more angry, and wiped his face to observe the wild boar boss.The fat wild boar walked up and down on the ground and refused to leave.It's true, it was attracted by the smell of meat, Yu Wenzhong was reluctant to vomit, and Yang Hao was not willing to throw it away, it was strange that he would leave without eating a bite of the chicken.

Seeing that it can't climb the tree, but if it doesn't walk down the tree, it is looking for death. Yang Hao has no choice but to take out the chicken rack that he hastily stuffed into his arms and start to chew.

Unexpectedly, this move completely angered the wild boar boss, and the small eyes became bloodshot and mutated.

"Hiss hiss..."

In the sound of the pig that pierced the eardrums, the red pig hairs turned into red pig quills about three inches long, the sharp quills on porcupines!The last two of the six corners increase sharply and grow thicker! ~!The pig's body also doubled in size.

Yang Hao's little heart fell to the bottom with a bang, why did one mutate the other?How can I live? ?

"Its father is a wild boar, and its mother is a porcupine?"

Yang Hao looked over in a blink of an eye, and Yu Wenzhong asked him with a puzzled face. Yang Hao's miserable mood was interrupted by this, and he turned into a half-smile expression. He didn't know whether he should laugh or cry. .

The wild boar didn't wait for him to think it through. The meaty pig lowered its head and hit Yang Hao and Yu Wenzhong from sitting on a tree branch to hanging on it with a "boom".

The unsteady turkey fell down, but the crazy pig eyes could no longer see the turkey, and only stared at the two "living meat" on the tree.

The tree is not small, but the BOSS still bumped it into a 45-degree tilt, and then bumped it into a perfect [-]-degree tilt upward.Just as the wild boar BOSS retreated and rushed out to give the last fierce blow, Yang Hao took advantage of this moment and landed with a light jump, took Yu Wenzhong's lead, and the two started running for their lives again.

The pig knocked down the tree, and after taking revenge on the "tree", it ran after them.This time there was no chicken to stop him, so Yu Wenzhong had to burn a bunch of bushes. The temperature was probably too high, and it was boiling. Jumping over from the burning fire, like a Hollywood action star, with a face full of flesh and fierce eyes, Yu Wenzhong was immediately dumbfounded by that aura.

Yang Hao wanted to cry, but had no choice but to face the wild boar and threw himself at Yu Wenzhong, and finally threw him under the wild boar's belly.The wild boar was too big, it jumped over its head in a majestic way, and jumped seven or eight meters, Yang Hao secretly thought it was a fluke, wiping away his cold sweat.But when the wild boars turned their heads, they were facing the pigs, with the blazing fire behind them. Was this considered digging their own grave?

Yang Hao was about to break the can, and Yu Wenzhong followed suit. The two kept hugging and lying on the ground, just waiting for the pig to get on——

"grumble!"

This is the name of the heroine in the heart of the humanoid computer angel, but it has nothing to do with her.It was a gray thing with wings, a bit like a bat, but it was too slender and had a thin tail with a hook. The most conspicuous thing was that there was a red center on its white belly, a bit like the national flag of a certain country, more like Some kind of plaster, it swooped down and swept its tail, found a gap in the pig's spine and hooked the wild boar's back, pulling out a deep bloody mouth.

Suddenly, the scream of the wild boar BOSS approached the slaughterhouse, and when it turned its mouth to fight back, the weird plaster bat had already flown high, and the pig's mouth could no longer reach it.

The wild boar BOSS bounced around a few times, but it's a pity that no matter how red the small eyes are, they have mutated and can't change again. Seeing the plaster bat circling in the air to find an opportunity to pounce again, Brother Pig had to drop two live meats to guard against the guy in the sky.

Yu Wenzhong tugged at Yang Hao, took Yang Hao's hand and rushed towards the fire, Yang Hao thought he was about to die, so he screamed in fright, Yu Wenzhong waved his magic stick: "Sacrifice with the spirit!"

The fire dragon jumped on the fire, and the castration was so strong that it tore a vent from the fire. When Yang Hao was pulled through by Yu Wenzhong, he felt that the skin was roasted through, and it was as crisp as chicken skin.

When the wild boar boss saw that the meat in his mouth was about to run, he lowered his head and chased after him, but the hole opened by the air vent was only a few seconds long. Going back and dancing the "Hollywood" style again, the plastered bat that was robbed by fire seized the opportunity to swoop down and twitched a pig loin with a flick of its tail, and the wild boar jumped up in pain——

There was a lot of fighting there, but you couldn't see the side of the wall of fire. Yu Wenzhong dragged Yang Hao and ran for a while before finding a big tree to hide behind. Both of them were panting like bellows.

"correct……"

Yu Wenzhong patted Yang Hao, who was panting, and raised his hand.

Yang Hao was stunned for a moment, then smirked, the magic stick was burning, and there was still a bright little flame burning at one end, he leaned over to blow it out, fanned the green smoke, and said with a smile: "Haha! The quality is not good. Very good! Haha~!"

There was only half a foot left of the magic stick in Yu Wenzhong's hand, and a piece of ashes fell to the ground without giving Yang Hao any face after smoking, not even half a foot was enough.Not only that, the leather armor on Yang Hao's body was also twisted and shrunk due to the high temperature, clinging to him unsightly.

Especially... the pants that were originally fitted were pulled by the shrunken scales, and the crotch was tightly tightened~

Yang Hao couldn't come out with a "huh". Fortunately, Yu Wenzhong changed his nature somehow, so he didn't take the opportunity to laugh and said kindly: "It seems that it can't be made of wood. Experiments have proved that wands made of wood are all wands. Fool."

"Yeah!" Yang Hao nodded, not minding Yu Wenzhong scolding him for being a fool at all, and only caring about stealthily pulling his crotch.

There was a pig squawk and a "ji" over there. It seemed that the battle was heating up, and Yu Wenzhong didn't explain too much. He sneaked around in a circle, passed through the dense trees from the other direction, and approached the previous battlefield.Yang Hao didn't dare to be alone, and followed suspiciously.

The wild boar has been ripped until the pig’s skin is mottled, but it seems that the wound is not deep enough to be critical, and it doesn’t matter much. The plaster bat has paid the price for a few dives, and one wing has a hole, which is probably enough to fly. , the flight path is crooked, if it continues for a while, it may not be finished.Although the plaster bat's tail barb is powerful, but the hook is too short to hit deep, and wild boars are not so easy to pounce when they are fully alert. A poke by a pig's horn is a hole, and it is luck if it only hits the wings.

After watching for a long time, Yu Wenzhong was not sure which side would win. Yu Wenzhong weighed it, and when he swooped down with a bat, a fire dragon went to the pig's face.

There is more wild meat and less bat meat, so his choice is very intuitive.

The wild boar boss was unaware of the attack coming from the ground, his pair of small eyes suddenly lost his sight, he screamed in pain, his body was hit violently by plastered bats, a long stretch of pork was pulled up to the sky, revealing the pork chops inside.The plaster bat was about to turn around after one hit, when a group of fire dragons rushed towards it.

Yu Wenzhong gritted his teeth after missing Batman.Immediately afterwards, a strange thing happened. The bat chased the fire dragon passing by for a few times, and then flew away tremblingly, shaking its wings and almost falling off, leaving behind a trail of "chi~chi~ji" Go away screaming?

Yang Hao asked: "Is it afraid of fire?"

Yu Wenzhong looked at the fire that had not been extinguished, but said nothing.

why?I can’t even think about it, I just don’t want to, maybe someone will write the [-] whys of the unbreakable prison in the future, and they will know the answer.

The two sneakily followed the bloody wild boar BOSS, who was struggling to walk, and watched with relief as it walked for a while and finally died of excessive blood loss...

The immoral and unconscionable duo quickly jumped out, dragged the ground, moved the wild boar to the bushes, and then began to dismember the body.

The storage pockets are amazing, but the wild boar is too big to fit them in.Yu Wenzhong dismembered the wild boar into pig legs, pig trotters, pork chops...pork loin, pig meat, and pig horns, and put them in one by one.In the end, there was a large bundle of porcupine quills left. Without Yu Wenzhong's words, Yang Hao had already understood it, and silently put it into his pocket as a weapon.

They have recognized the danger of this place, and they don't dare to wander around anymore.First, he found a mountain wall near the river, found a recessed place, used branches as levers, moved a few big stones to block half of the hole, and tied some thorny vines to form a door, which was barely used as a door. Shelter.

The place next to the river is windy due to the up and down circulation, and the wind blows to the downstream of the river, so there is no need to worry about the barbecue attracting any weird bosses, and it is convenient to get drinking water. It is the safest place they can think of.

Since there were plenty of ingredients in their pockets, Yu Wenzhong and Yang Hao brought back a lot of fruits and condiments together, and filled all metal helmets that did not leak with water as storage, and the two stayed in the cave without going out.

Yang Hao first roasted the turkey according to the old method, and after eating and sleeping enough, he went to make those pork intestines.When Yu Wenzhong woke up, he saw Yang Hao minced pork, mixed it with some kind of plant roots and stuffed it into his intestines, and asked curiously, "What are you doing?"

"Make sausages."

Yu Wenzhong swallowed intuitively, and then asked again: "How did the sausage do this?"

Yang Hao said to him proudly: "No way? My mother is very rural, and she makes all the sausages at home. I've seen them before."

"It must be delicious."

"That's it!" Yang Hao was even more proud, "Pure meat isn't delicious, it's better if it's sandwiched with crispy bones and other things. I'll just make it like her. It should be good."

Yu Wenzhong swallowed his saliva again, and he didn't stop after that. Yang Hao used armor as a pot to turn the fat into oil, and fried the pork ribs one by one, golden and attractive; the pork liver was sliced, Paste it on the burnt and oiled stone slices, and the white smoke will come out with a smell; pig ears and trotters are boiled together, then the pig ears are picked up and shredded, and the trotters are stewed until the bones are gone. When it is almost soft, Yang Hao made some homemade sauce, fried it with oil and poured it on; the pork knuckle was smeared with nectar and roasted on the fire until the oil dripped, and then stewed in the boiled mushroom soup...

In less than half a day, there were roasted, roasted, iron plated, stewed and cold salads. If you counted the inedible ones——the few pieces of high-quality pork that Yang Hao hung on the fire and smoked, That's it!

Yu Wenzhong's black robe almost became a bag of drool.Can't tell, the little boy is actually a chef!Yu Wenzhong deeply realized that he was still in the primary stage of cooking, while Yang Hao was already at the master level.

Yang Hao sat down by hand, triumphantly: "Although I only beat my mother, I remember it all. I didn't expect it to be quite simple!"

The only regret is probably that the condiments are too difficult to find, so the taste is basically concentrated on salty, spicy, and fragrant. Yang Hao sighed, but his men kept going—dry goods had to be wrapped in leaves, and soups and waters were not. In the empty helmet.

For the first time, Yu Wenzhong said sincerely and without any falsehood: "I am blessed to be with you." It seems that in the future, in addition to sleeping and sneak attacking people, there will be another food.

Just as he was thinking beautifully, Yang Hao suddenly pulled all the ready-made things behind his back, and looked at Yu Wenzhong with a dagger in his hand.

Yu Wenzhong's first thought: This kid wants to turn his face!

Thinking about it again, Yang Hao didn't have the guts to stare back: "Why!?"

Yang Hao's emotions that had been brewing so easily were smashed by this light questioning, and turned into bitter hatred and deep grievances, and he took a few turns in that breath before vomiting:

"I want to eat meat, go wash your mouth..." Although Zhao Yewen and Xi Yewen are a bit used to it, at least it is better than the boss's tone, but!But!Why can't Yu Wenzhong change it and have to adapt by himself! ?

Of course, if you don't have the guts to say outrageous words, that's all.

Yu Wenzhong raised his hand, Yang Hao hugged his head and curled up into a ball...

As a result, Yu Wenzhong didn't set him on fire, but stretched himself and stood up and said, "Okay, it's okay to take a bath, you can wash the clothes."

The overjoyed Yang Hao nodded without thinking, and Yu Wenzhong opened the small broken door to get out. Yang Hao saw that Yu Wenzhong really went to take a bath, and the feeling of finally gaining the upper hand made him as happy as a grinning pomegranate.

Yu Wenzhong inadvertently looked back and saw Yang Hao's silly look, and raised the corners of his mouth inexplicably.

Without the poisonous mouth, Yu Wenzhong felt awkward all over, and felt that something was wrong everywhere, but Yang Hao had to come up to him, sitting shoulder to shoulder and gnawing pig's trotters and elbows.

After Yang Hao gnawed twice, he went to dig his feet twice, and then gnawed again. He didn’t feel anything wrong at all. Yu Wenzhong saw him scratching a few times, squinting his eyes and despised: “Isn’t it love to be clean? How come you dig your feet while gnawing pig’s trotters?”

Yang Hao stared wide-eyed: "I love cleanliness! My feet are really clean."

"..." Yu Wenzhong looked at Yang Hao's hooves that were whiter than his face and was completely speechless.