Book of Protagonists

All the bad things started when that book was sent.

The day the book was delivered was an ordinary Friday afternoon. Although I couldn't remember the exact date, Mo Wang insisted that it was NO.13.

The book was sent in an ordinary package, and the sender’s address and name were very vague. Mo Wang didn’t remember buying this item, but he didn’t pay much attention—because he often shopped online, So I just thought I forgot when I bought it, after all, the recipient clearly wrote his name there.

It was the book itself that caught Mo Wang's attention.

This is a heavy hardcover book like an encyclopedia. The simple but exquisite hard cover has no redundant patterns or patterns. Only the title of the book and the foreign language that is suspected to be the translation of the title are printed in bronzing artistic fonts. The foreign language is not Very common English, but Latin.

At first glance, Mo Wang thought it was an expensive original book.

But the title and the bibliography on the waist spoil the feel of the book, because the title of the book is called—

"How to Be a Protagonist"

However, the sharp contrast between the exquisite cover and the stupid title made people feel curious, so Mo Wang opened the book, and saw on the first page: "Nine protagonists:

First, if you want to be the protagonist, you must have the vitality of a cockroach.

Whether it is being beaten by the heroine with a thousand-ton sledgehammer, being struck by lightning, or even falling directly to the North Pole from outside the atmosphere without protection, as the protagonist, he must survive without even moving his eyebrows. Scars can only be amnesia.

Whether you wake up from sleep and find yourself in a strange environment, or when you flush the toilet and are flushed to a different world with excrement, or even find yourself transformed into a robot or slime, as the protagonist, you can at best The fuss is about [-] words.

Cockroach-like vitality is an ability that every protagonist must master.

Now, are you ready to be a cockroach? "

Seeing this, Mo Wang raised one corner of his mouth:

"Okay! The content of this thing is as stupid as its title..."

Even though he was saying that, he casually opened the chair in front of the desk while reading the book.

Anyway, it was an afternoon of summer vacation when there was nothing to do, Mo Wang felt that reading joke books was a good choice to pass the time.

But just when he was about to sit down with the book in his hands, Mo Wang suddenly became dizzy.

It was a sudden blackness before his eyes and his body softening. When Mo Wang realized it, his body had already tilted and fell to the ground. In a panic, he subconsciously stretched out his hand and grabbed the chair forcefully.

However, this was undoubtedly a very stupid choice. Under Mo Wang's pull, his chair lost its center and fell down heavily, and even hit the top of Mo Wang's head.

"Ah... touch!"

Being hit like this, Mo Wang wailed, scratched his head and struggled to get up from the ground.

It's just that as soon as his fingers touched the top of his head, the sharp pain caused him to roll on the ground, so that he bumped his head against the table leg beside him. Now not only the top of his head, but even his forehead felt burning pain.

"Woo, ￥#%&#&..." A series of groans that he couldn't understand came out of his mouth, and Mo Wang rolled up on the ground into a shrimp shape, and after a long time, he rubbed his forehead and barely straightened his upper body.

Won't it swell up?

Regardless of picking up the books that fell on the ground, Mo Wang kept kneeling on the ground, climbed to the front of the big wardrobe with hands and feet, and looked at the full-length mirror embedded in the cabinet.

A pale figure was immediately reflected in the full-length mirror.

Although pale is pale, but Mo Wang is undoubtedly very handsome.

His figure is thin but strong, and the corners of his slightly pursed mouth reveal stubbornness. His obviously delicate features are not feminine or neutral at all, but simply make people think that he is a refined and quiet boy.

To say that the only shortcoming of this face is that his eyelids seem to weigh a few kilograms, so that Mo Wang has been unable to fully open them, and will always cover most of his eyeballs with no effort. I have never had enough sleep in my life.

Now there is a hint of water in the eyes that are always sleepy, and they stare at the top of their head with displeasure, and then——

Then the pair of eyes that seemed to have not been opened for hundreds of years suddenly widened for two seconds, allowing the beautiful light gray pupils like glass balls to come out for a while.

The reason why Mo Wang was surprised was not because of the redness and swelling on his forehead. In fact, his forehead was indeed red, swollen and a little dirty, but after the impact just now, Mo Wang was already prepared.

What surprised Mo Wang now was his hair.

Mo Wang's hair is dark brown and very thick, but it is so thin and soft that it will break if you pull it lightly.So every time Mo Wang combed his hair, he would lose a considerable amount of hair, and his room was like raising a cat, with Mo Wang's hair everywhere.

It is also because of this that Mo Wang, who just graduated from the third year of junior high school, is already like an uncle after the age of 35. He began to worry that he would suffer from the "disease" that every middle-aged person fears - baldness.

So Mo Wang never dared to straighten his hair back, but kept very long bangs and sideburns. Fortunately, his hair is so soft and thin, so even if it is so long, Mo Wang's hair is always docile Covering his head, basically don't have to worry about hairstyle.

But now, there are two 'hairs' standing on top of Mowang's head. These two hairs are obviously different from other hairs. They are thick and long, raised high, drawing an arc in the air like insect tentacles. .

Have I ever had hair like this before?

Mo Wang stretched out his hand to grab the hair on the top of his head in surprise, but as soon as his hand touched the end of the hair, he felt a strange feeling.

However, unlike the severe pain on the top of his head before, this feeling was immediately transmitted from the tip of his hair to the hair, and passed through the hair to the spine, and finally reached the tailbone through the spine in reverse, so that Mo Wang was hit all over his body. shiver.

what happened?

Stretching out his hands to smooth the goosebumps on the back of his neck, Mo Wang looked suspiciously at himself in the mirror.

At this time, those two hairs trembled slightly again.

This time he didn't touch those two hairs, but the hair moved by itself, but Mo Wang still shivered, not only that, he also had another strange feeling, which made him feel that someone was standing at the door of his room.

This feeling is hard to describe, just like a person standing in the middle of the water, even if his eyes can't see and his ears can't hear, but as long as someone approaches, he can still feel it through the touch of the water lines.

But this feeling is quite faint, almost enough to be ignored.

So when he felt this, Mo Wang just glanced in the direction of the door subconsciously.

Unexpectedly, at the same time that Mo Wang turned his head to look at the door, the door made a 'creaking' sound and opened, and Mo Wang's gaze coincided with that of the visitor.

"..." Neither the visitor nor Mo Wang himself expected such a sudden eye contact, so the surrounding atmosphere froze for a moment.

But half a second later, the other party smiled and said: "Really, I was shocked."

"I was the one who was taken aback." Although he was a little surprised that the other party appeared so 'coincidentally', Mo Wang didn't think too much at this time, but simply said in an unhappy way: "Didn't I say that you need to enter my room?" Knock?"

"Ah la la, don't pay attention to such trivial matters~~" The other party walked into Mo Wang's room nonchalantly.

It was a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl. Her facial features were seven to eight points similar to Mo Wang's, and she was even more light gray like Mo Wang, but compared to Mo Wang who always looked sleepless, her eyes It always opens wide, like a cunning and proud purebred cat.

Now the girl didn't look arrogant at all, but jumped on Mo Wang's body nimbly like a cat, and regardless of Mo Wang's still aching body, she firmly stuck to his body: "I said brother... "

"I refuse." Before the girl finished speaking, Mo Wang rubbed his forehead and said firmly.

"They haven't said anything yet..."

"You know it without saying it." Mo Wang didn't push away the girl who was entangled with him, but said in a disgusted tone: "Usually when you speak in this tone and call me brother honestly, you must Nothing good!"

"..." Hearing Mo Wang's words, the girl's expression froze for a moment.

And keenly aware of the change in the girl's expression, Mo Wang immediately said: "Look, I'm right! Do you want me to be a servant or an errand this time? Tell you, I have no time? Time?! "

In order to emphasize, Mo Wang deliberately elongated the tone.

Of course, Mo Wang is not really out of time. In fact, during the summer vacation of the third year of junior high school when there is no homework, Mo Wang is actually too busy to panic.

But no matter how busy and flustered, Mo Wang would rather stay at home and read that boring novel that he didn't know where he came from, rather than being manipulated by his sister.

Although 'sister' is a good ambiguous word, but the real sister, who has time to deal with it!

"Really?" Mo Wang's younger sister must also know this very well, so she stared at her brother for a while, then suddenly turned her head and shouted to the door: "Dad, Mo Wang bullied me——oooh! "

Without waiting for the other party to finish shouting, Mo Wang immediately covered his sister's mouth, gritted his teeth and said, "Mo Chu, are you still a three-year-old child? You can always complain about anything!"

"Woohoo!" It's just that although his mouth was covered, Mo Chu still showed an uncompromising expression, and Mo Wang even felt the corners of Mo Chu's mouth curled up slightly, as if he was sneering at him.

"...Damn it, what do you want me to do?" Seeing Mo Chu like this, Mo Wang knew he couldn't escape today, so he reluctantly let go of his hand covering his sister's mouth, and asked reluctantly .

"Seeing that school is about to start, I want to go to school to get my custom-made new uniform, but a friend is coming suddenly, and I have to pick her up." Mo Chu maintained a sneer expression, but his tone turned into a command voice: "So , you go and help me get it!"

Sure enough, I was asked to run errands.

Mo hoped to think.

"Speaking of which, it's almost enough for you to stay at home for a summer vacation?" But before Mo Wang could protest, Mo Chu continued: "Wouldn't it be nice to take this opportunity to visit the school by the way? Not to mention your uniform Haven't taken it back yet?"

"You don't care when I get the uniform." Mo Wang snorted coldly dissatisfied: "Don't call me 'Wow'!"

"But calling your brother, you also feel dissatisfied!" The girl chuckled, completely lacking the respect she had at the beginning.

So, my sister is such a creature.

Mo Wang sighed helplessly.

Mo Chu didn't care about her brother's opinion of her at all, she just urged: "If you don't mind, you can leave now, right?"

"Now?" Mo Wang looked at his older sister suspiciously.

"Because you're dawdling at home, maybe you're reading some novels or going to sleep again!" Mo Chu obviously knew his elder brother very well: "So if you want to go, it's best to go out now, and I happen to be planning to go out now." Let's go out, we can go together."

Having to go out in the afternoon is enough trouble, why go with this girl!

Mo Wang thought so in his heart, and evaded: "No, I still need to tidy up."

"What are you doing? Wang Wang, you don't want to wear makeup when you go out, do you?"

"What the hell do you think of me?" Mo Wang said unhappily, but he really didn't have anything special to tidy up, but Mo Wang glanced at the mirror, and the object that surprised him just now gave him an excuse: "Hair... I'm going to fix my hair, don't you see my hair curled up in sleep?"

At this time, Mo Chu looked at the top of Mo Wang's head, and said in surprise, "So you were so sleepy? How did you sleep? Even hairspray can't achieve this effect... I thought this Two cockroach whiskers are your new hairstyle!"

You are the cockroach beard, your whole family...

Wait, cockroaches... I seem to have just seen this word somewhere?

Mo Wang looked at the two unnatural 'long beards' on his head, then his eyes swept over the desk, the fallen chair, and finally fixed on the book still lying on the ground.

...Now, are you ready to be a cockroach?

Mo Wang recalled the last sentence in the book he saw before the fall.

But won't it?

If what was said in the book would have happened, the world would have been in chaos long ago.

It took Mo Wang a second to veto his idea.

Just when Mo Wang was absent-mindedly thinking, Mo Chu reached out and grabbed Mo Wang's hair, trying to flatten them, but even if the two hairs were pressed down, they immediately curled up, still proud and lonely. Looking down at other hair.

But because of Mo Chu's actions, Mo Wang gasped again, because he felt that Mo Chu was pulling his life instead of pulling his hair.

Does this hair really feel?

"No, no need..." Hastily freed his 'tentacles' from Mo Chu's hands, but also knew that now was not the time to study these two tentacles, so Mo Wang stepped back several steps, and said dryly: "Me, shall we go?"

"But this hair?"

"It shouldn't matter, right? You said it looks like a new hairstyle, doesn't it?" Mo Wang ignored Mo Chu who was still standing in his room, grabbed his wallet and rushed outside: "Besides, I'm also a boy anyway. Kind of a little thing..."

When Mo Wang said this, he suddenly felt the two hairs on the top of his head tremble again, another chill.

Perhaps it was because of this chill that Mo Wang's feet slipped.

I forgot to mention earlier that Mo Wang lives on the third floor, but it is said that the third floor is actually an attic room at home, so when he goes out of his room, there is a narrow and trembling staircase.

As a result, his foot slipped, and Mo Wang didn't simply fall, but slid directly from the stairs on the third floor to the corridor on the second floor in the posture of sliding down a slide.

"Brother!" Witnessing this scene, Mo Chu rushed out of Mo Wang's room in a hurry, and shouted: "Are you okay!"

"Barely count..." It was the burning pain in the bones on the back.

Mo Wang replied weakly.

Fortunately, it was only the stairs to the attic, so it wasn't too long, so Mo Wang didn't feel that he had suffered much damage, at most it was just that his shoulder blade might have been bruised.

But the so-called blessings are unparalleled, and misfortunes never come singly.

As he stood up, he 'felt' his sister slipped too.

This feeling is also very subtle, similar to the feeling he felt when he felt Mo Chu standing at his door.

But compared to his hesitation before, the moment he felt Mo Chu fall, Mo Wang stood up as fast as he could, turned around, and opened his arms.

Sure enough, Mo Chu slammed into his arms heavily, and at that moment Mo Wang could almost clearly hear a crisp moan from his severely injured spine.

It's a pity that the damned sister didn't feel the pain of her brother at all, and saw that Mo Chu's face was still a little dazed, and the first sentence was: "...Wow, how did your motor nerves become so good?"

"Is there?" Mo Wang said with the corners of his mouth twitching.

Right now, his shoulder blades are in pain, his butterfly bones are in pain, his spine is in pain, his entire back is in pain, and yet he has to hold a big living person in his arms.Regardless of whether the other party is a sweet and beautiful girl, Mo Wang only feels pain.

"Enen, and the catch is so good, it looks like he wants to know that I will fall." Mo Chu still said blankly: "As expected of my twin brother, in fact, we also have telepathy!"

"...It's strange!" Mo Wang twitched the corners of his mouth again, let go of his hand, and threw Mo Chu to the ground.

Damn, if there is telepathy, you, a dead girl, should at least feel that I am going to be unable to hold on, right? !

Although Mo Wang suddenly let go, but Mo Chu adjusted his posture before landing on the ground, landing on both hands and feet like an elegant cat, so Mo Wang felt that his act of rescuing her was unnecessary.

But Mo Chu patted his skirt nonchalantly and stood up straight, with a worried look on his face: "I said woof, are you alright?"

"Don't you think it's too late to ask at this time?" Mo Wang dissatisfied, and walked towards the stairs on the second floor.

"Or, let's forget about today." Mo Chu frowned slightly: "It's the same if we go tomorrow."

"But in the end, I still have to go?" Mo Wang said angrily: "I have to go to school anyway, since I have already come out of the room, it doesn't matter when I go."

"But……"

Mo Chu wanted to say something else, but saw Mo Wang tremble all over, so that the tentacles on top of his head also shook, and then Mo Wang slipped, slid boldly from one end of the corridor to the other, and rushed directly to down the stairs, and rolled down the stairs again.

After a while, there were collisions, rolling sounds, and the sound of metal hitting downstairs.

"Brother!" Mo Chu also shouted nervously again, but having accepted the lesson from the previous time, she did not rush down this time, but walked down cautiously.

When she arrived at the first floor safely, she saw that the floor of the first floor was full of water, and Mo Wang was sitting in the water in a panic, with a bucket and a rag on his head.

Seeing Mo Wang's embarrassed appearance, Mo Chu didn't know what expression he should show.

"Bastard! Which one didn't put the cleaning tools back after wiping the floor! And if you don't know how to clean it, don't clean it! You wipe the floor without even wringing out the rag, do you want someone to fall to your death?" I don't know if it's a head The mental shock of crashing into the bucket was too great, Mo Wang even forgot the pain in his body, jumped up and shouted.

This is still so energetic, it really deserves to be Mo Wang.

Mo Chu thought so.

But Mo Chu was even more unhappy to find that although Mo Wang didn't mention his name, he was yelling at himself.So she frowned and wanted to answer.

But before she could speak, another lazy voice came from the living room: "It's rare that I'm willing to help with housework, boy, what's your dissatisfaction?"

Hearing that voice, Mo Wang froze there like a frog stared at by a poisonous snake.

"Woof...?" Mo Chu walked down the stairs with amused and sympathetic expression, and waved his hand in front of Mo Wang.

And Mo Wang blinked his eyes as if he had just woken up, and he ignored Mo Chu, but quickly wiped the wet floor, threw the bucket and rag into the bathroom, and quickly walked out the door .

You can still pack things so neatly, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it... But, what are those two sticks on top of Wang Wang's head?Why are the other hairs dripping water, but those two hairs are still standing upright, completely defying the law of gravity?

Mo Chu thought so, followed behind Mo Wang, looked at the top of his brother's head curiously, and said casually: "Wang Wang, you don't have to be so scared, do you?"

Mo Wang didn't know what Mo Chu was thinking, but replied bluntly: "I'm not scared, I just don't want to stay in the same space with him."

"Yes." Mo Chu replied, but his tone was full of disbelief.

"...Hey, aren't you going to pick up someone?" Mo Wang also heard it, so he turned his head to look at Mo Chu in dissatisfaction, while walking forward.

"I... ah, be careful!"

Accompanied by Mo Chu's scream, Mo Wang stepped on the ground, and his body leaned backwards. Fortunately, he caught the tree beside him with quick eyes and hands, and did not continue to fall.

"Damn it, who took the cover of the sewer?" Mo Wang looked at the black hole behind him that could barely see the bottom, and said with lingering fear.

And Mo Chu covered his chest, looked at the sewer entrance that had lost its cover at Mo Wang's feet, and said in a warning tone: "Wang Wang, how many times are you going to fall today? Don't be so absent-minded, okay?"

"I'm not distracted...don't mind your own business! Go wherever you want!" Said in an impatient tone, Mo Wang ignored Mo Chu's reaction, took the initiative to turn a corner, and walked onto another road street.

Mo Chu looked at Mo Wang's back and sighed, but she really had to go to the station to pick up her friend today, so even though she was worried about her frizzy brother, she had to go in the opposite direction from her brother.

But before Mo Chu took two steps, he heard the sharp sound of brakes coming from the street on the other side—that is, in the direction Mo Wang was walking.

Hearing that voice, Mo Chuqian laughed twice: "Ha...it shouldn't be?"

Talking to himself like this, Mo Chu looked towards the place where the sound came from. Although he couldn't see what happened, Mo Chu vaguely saw the pedestrians on the street over there still walking in a hurry, it didn't seem like something happened. It looks like a car accident.

Mo Chu finally heaved a sigh of relief, and continued to walk his own way, turning his head three times a step at a time.

**

Of course, Mo Chu didn't know that the braking sound just now was indeed caused by Mo Wang.

In fact, when Mo Wang walked to the middle of the road, he not only happened to encounter a red light and jumped to a green light, but was almost hit by a fast-moving truck, and finally saved his life from the other party’s rapid braking. Mo Wang was ready to ride The bus was already driving, but Mo Wang jumped into the bus at the last moment, with his arm pinched by the door that was about to close.

Doesn't today's calendar say that it is not suitable to travel?

Walking out of the room until now, the disaster on his body has hardly subsided, Mo Wang really felt that he should check the almanac.

But before checking the almanac, Mo Wang also noticed that the 'tentacles' on the top of his head would vibrate twice every time before he fell or other events happened, which made him get goosebumps all over his body.

"Could it be a disaster caused by this thing?... Probably not? Or am I being overwhelmed?" Gently pinching the tip of his hair, Mo Wang thought about it.

As if responding to Mo Wang's thoughts, his 'tentacles' trembled suddenly.

With the experience of the previous few times, Mo Wang's expression froze suddenly, and he looked around.

It was obviously a leisurely summer afternoon, but there were surprisingly many people on this bus. Mo Wang was now squeezed in the middle of the carriage, and it seemed that he could stand firmly even with his feet off the ground without holding on to the handrails.

In summer, even with air-conditioning, one would still be sweating in such a car, and what was even worse was that there was a young woman with heavy make-up standing beside Mo Wang.

The woman herself is actually not ugly, with almond eyes and a fine nose, and her bust is 'protruding', but her cheeks are red, her lips are painted bloody, and she seems to have sprayed several bottles of perfume on her body. Standing there, she looks like a A bottle of live insecticide.

Seeing this woman, Mo Wang subconsciously shrank back.

At the same time, he felt something moving on his buttocks, causing the opponent to freeze there.

Mo Wang took a glance subconsciously, and found that one hand was still holding something, frozen beside his trousers pocket.

Thief? !

Mo Wang subconsciously wanted to avoid it, but beside him was a woman with heavy makeup, and because of his movement just now, that woman was staring at him with eyes painted like a panda, so Mo Wang couldn't move anymore .

But that hand, after making sure that Mo Wang didn't move any more, felt confidently and boldly into Mo Wang's pocket.

Catch now?But what if the thief bites instead?Wait until the thief finds the wallet, and it's a rare opportunity...

After a mess of thinking, Mo Wang made a decision that he regretted for the rest of his life - not only did he not stop the other party immediately, but he leisurely took out his mobile phone from the other pocket, pretending to send a text message, The behavior of the thief was filmed in real time.

Anyway, just grab him the moment he touches my wallet.

Mo Wang thought so desperately.

"Ah, pervert—!"

At the moment when the thief really got hold of Mowang's wallet, a sharp voice suddenly sounded.

That voice was made by the woman next to Mo Wang. It was so sharp that it could almost crack the windows of the bus, and because of this, the hapless thief was frightened. Mo Wang could even feel the other's hand thrust into him pocket.

The thief immediately realized his mistake, and he didn't care about the wallet, so he quickly wanted to take his hand back.

Want to escape?

Mo Wang thought, wanting to reach out and grab the other party.

But before he could make a move, a hand covered with a lot of red nail polish grabbed the thief's arm first. Mo Wang was a little stunned as he watched the screaming woman grab the thief.

"Pervert! It's too much to harass boys!"

The woman yelled in a sharp voice that could be heard in the entire carriage, and grabbed the thief's hand forcefully, making the other's hand rest near Mo Wang's buttocks.

Immediately, there was a large area around Mo Wang in the crowded carriage, and almost everyone was looking at the thief and Mo Wang, and burst into laughter.

It didn't feel like watching someone catch a pervert, but watching a joke.

She said...the pervert is harassing...who? !

Mo Wang's brain seemed to make a 'chirp' sound, as if the gears were stuck and could not work.

But compared to Mo Wang, the more unlucky one seemed to be the thief who was accused of harassing the man.

To Mo Wang's slight surprise, the thief was still a child, he looked like a sophomore in junior high school at most, he was very small, his thinning hair was dyed yellow, and his ears were full of holes, anyway, it was that standard He looked like a little gangster with a bad label, but now his face was red from his neck to his ears, and he was struggling to withdraw his hand, and shouted angrily at the woman: "Who are you calling a pervert, ugly!"

"Ugly? You call me ugly?!" The thief's words seemed to have seriously irritated the woman, but the woman let out a scream that could make people's eardrums burst: "Look, it really is a homosexual who harassed the same sex! Call a beauty like me ugly!"

I said Auntie, I am very happy that you help catch the thief, but can you harass the men one by one, okay? !I haven't been harassed by men!

Feeling the pressure from the surrounding eyes, Mo Wang felt as if he had become a street mouse, and fully understood the shame that the raped woman felt, he couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "That..."

"An old maid like you dares to call yourself a beauty, and an ugly one is an ugly one!" But the thief didn't give Mo Wang a chance to speak, and angrily scolded back: "Quickly let go of me! I really harass men. Don't even touch a finger!"

Hey, I said... don't dig your own grave, Mr. Thief... Do you know what your current crime is?

Hearing the thief's roar, Mo Wang couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

"Look, it really is a homosexual pervert who is not interested in women!" The woman with heavy make-up was immediately proud but also said sourly: "Let me just say, with a beautiful woman like me beside me, why would someone intentionally harass a man? "

... Auntie, what is the reason why you caught the pervert?Why do I think it's because of jealousy?

"That..." Mo Wang said for the second time with the corners of his mouth twitching.

"And you, don't think I didn't notice, you just kept trying to squeeze on me!" This time Mo Wang still didn't have a chance to finish speaking, but his voice reminded the woman, she suddenly turned her head , pointing at Mo Wang: "But little satyr, since you look good and are harassed by the satyr, this girl won't bother with you!"

Saying so, this man winked at Mo Wang.

This time Mowang's hair didn't shake, but he still felt chilly all over his body.

Harassing this aunt... This crime seems to be more humiliating than the insult of being harassed by a man just now...

Amidst the laughter of the onlookers, Mo Wang even felt that it didn't matter if he turned into a cockroach immediately, and could quickly escape from the feet of the onlookers.

Sure enough, he shouldn't have gotten into this car in the first place... no, he shouldn't have gone out in the first place!

After working hard for a long time, Mo Wang finally controlled his urge to go crazy, and ignored the terrible scene, but turned his head and shouted: "Driver, please stop!"

"That's right, take us to the police station!" the woman yelled in agreement.

Who wants to go to the police, I want to go home!

"Asshole! I'm not a pervert—" Hearing that he was going to the police station, the thief obviously became anxious, and he struggled vigorously and growled.

"It's not a pervert, what is it?" The woman with heavy make-up was very strong, no matter how much the other party struggled, her hands remained motionless.

"Yes—" The thief stopped there immediately.

A pervert must go to the police station, and a thief must also go to the police station.

Although the current situation is messy, Mo Wang has the same cognition as the woman with heavy makeup - that is, the yellow-haired man in front of him must be sent to the police station no matter what, especially when the other party is trying to steal his wallet.

Even if he saw the thief's face flushed because he couldn't answer, even if he saw the other's shoulders trembling, Mo Wang didn't have much sympathy.

At this moment, Mo Wang felt his hair tremble again.

The trembling this time was stronger than the previous few times, so that Mo Wang felt that the goosebumps on his body spread from the top of his head to his toes, and even the capillaries were trembling.

Mo Wang hugged his shoulder subconsciously, but found a strange black air spreading around Huang Mao opposite him.

"You..." Mo Wang murmured.

But ever since he got in the car, Mo Wang didn't finish his sentence.

Just when Mo Wang was about to say something, there was a screeching sound of brakes from the bus. It was the sound of the driver stopping because of the noise in the car, and it seemed like an accidental sudden braking sound.

Accompanied by the sound of brakes, the car seemed to be hit by something forcefully, the whole car shook suddenly, Mo Wang and other people in the car were also hit by the invisible force, and they all tilted and fell to one side.

And Mo Wang probably really met the God of Misfortune today. While falling down, his head was obviously hit hard by something, his eyes went dark, and he completely lost consciousness this time.

**

When Mo Wang regained consciousness again, he found himself very light, as if floating in the air.

"Am I already dead?" Mo Wang muttered to himself, but Mo Wang didn't dare to open his eyes immediately.

At this time, a voice like electronic synthesis suddenly sounded: "Fall three times, save yourself from falling once, try to save someone and succeed once, almost get hit by a car and escape once, get caught by the car door Caught once, was stolen but saw through the thief once, and encountered an accident once. It can be confirmed that the sensitivity is 78, morality is 85, and the total loss of HP is 65%, within the range of resurrection—”

Hearing this sound, Mo Wang suddenly opened his eyes, and saw a huge insect floating in front of him.

No, that's not a bug.

If you look carefully, you can see thick pages flapping like wings, and a silver-gray hard cover like a carapace. There are six large characters on the cover - "How to Be the Protagonist".

So, here is a book called "How to Be a Protagonist", a book that was supposed to be in Mo Wang's house, but this book is flying in the air like a large insect, and makes a nasty sound: " Congratulations, you have achieved becoming a cockroach... no, it is the first condition to become a protagonist."