gas! "
At this time, there were more and more people watching the excitement around, Xutong was angry and ashamed, watching the two officials turn out the "sachet" in his pocket. "Sir, how do you explain this?"
Xu Tong's hands were cut behind his back, he bent his waist and tilted his head, "This is what I took, so what?"
"Sir, if you refuse to pay again, we have no choice but to send you to the public security organ."
Xu Tong didn't speak yet, only heard the people around talking in low voices, as if they were laughing at him, even the security guard's expression was wrong.I thought he had stolen something valuable, but who knew...it turned out to be sanitary napkins and condoms!
Suddenly a familiar voice sounded, "What's going on?"
Xu Tong saw that the person walking from outside the checkpoint was Duan Yueran!
Duan Yueran originally wanted to go to the supermarket to buy something for dinner, but he saw the commotion here from a distance, a young man was caught by the security guards, and when he looked carefully, that face was exactly the little fairy who was yelling just now!
He looked at Xu Tong who was blushing like a monkey's butt, which was almost like a security cover, "Dude, this is my friend, what's wrong?"
"Stealing things, but not admitting to being caught."
Duan Yueran was surprised, since he has the ability to hide himself, how could he be caught? "What did he steal?"
The security guard pointed to the sanitary napkin and the condom, and Duan Yueran looked at them with embarrassment.
"Brother, my friend has some brain problems. Don't worry about him. I will pay for any losses. And you see, he really didn't steal things on purpose, or he wouldn't just steal... Well, do you think so?" ?”
The security guard looked at the sanitary napkin, "I think it's also crazy, you can take the person away and take care of it. If the product is not damaged, there is no need to pay for it."
"Thank you!" Duan Yueran patted the security guard on the shoulder, carried Xutong through the crowd, and left the supermarket all the way.
The two walked to the sparsely populated tree-lined path, Xutong pulled Duan Yueran's hand away, turned back into the real body of light gauze and soft satin, stepped back and sat on the side of the road, holding his face in his hands, looking very disappointed, which made people feel sad I can't bear it.
Duan Yueran was angry and funny. He had met so many people, but he had never seen anything like this.
"Why did you go to the supermarket to steal things? Are you hungry?" As soon as he finished speaking, he regretted it. Why are you stealing sanitary napkins and condoms when you are hungry?
"It's been said that I am not stealing. I see others take it and leave. I also take it and leave. What's wrong!"
It turned out to be the case.
Duan Yueran sat down beside him, "You can take whatever you like, but you have to pay at a special place before you go out. If you don't pay, people will think you are a thief."
"This immortal is new here, how can I understand so much!"
Duan Yueran thinks about it too, not to mention that this little fairy looks dumb.
"But why do you take sanitary napkins and condoms? Are you not afraid of being laughed at?"
When talking about this Xutong, he became even more aggrieved, "I just thought it was a sachet because of its beautiful color and fragrance..."
Duan Yueran smiled, and whispered a few words in Xutong's ear.Xu Tong immediately blushed, then pouted, his eyes were watery, as if he could shed tears immediately.Duan Yueran was laughing, but he saw Xu Tong turning his face away, ignoring him, that appearance made people feel inexplicably distressed.After a long while, Xu Tong said in a muffled voice: "Am I stupid?"
"Ok?"
"You must think I'm stupid. Although I'm a god, I don't have any skills. Not only are I not valued and recognized, but I am often bullied."
Xu Tong lowered his head, his voice was low.In fact, this was a question he had always asked, but it was the first time he dared to speak out to others.
Duan Yueran was stunned for a moment, then laughed, "I didn't laugh at you, I didn't laugh at you as an outsider! Those who don't know are not guilty, I'll tell you this time, once you know, you won't do wrong in the future What's the matter, you think too much."
Duan Yueran rubbed Xutong's head with his hands, and was amazed in his heart, as expected of a fairy, his hair was so soft that he had never touched it before!
Xutong raised his face, with some hope, "You really...don't treat me as someone else?"
"As long as you stop pretending to call yourself 'Ben Xian'."
Xu Tong's face darkened again, but he also admitted, "If you don't say it, you don't say it." Anyway, he was not qualified to say that when he was in the Heavenly Court.
"That..." This time the transition became more hesitant, "I'm sorry just now."
Xu Tong was taken aback, "Why?"
Speaking of apologizing, Duan Yueran was really inexperienced, and scratched his hair, "I said that when I was at home, I was in a bad mood at that time, and I said something serious to you, I'm sorry."
"It's all right," Xutong smiled, "I'm not a stingy god, and I understand that you don't get along with Mrs. Duan."
Duan Yueran was afraid that he would continue this question, so he quickly stood up and stretched his waist, "Xutong little fairy, don't you have no place to go, I think you will definitely cause trouble when you are outside, why don't you stay at my house first. "
Xutong's eyes lit up, "Really? Mr. Duan, don't you think I'm annoying?"
"I told you in the supermarket that you are my friend, and you will be invisible, so you won't be bothered."
The author has something to say: Little God is also an embarrassing and stupid guy...
live together!Conducive to the development of JQ ah JQ!
3. The little fairy took over the job...
"You are a god, it should be easy to leave, why were you obediently arrested just now?" Duan Yueran asked.
"They are all mortals, how can I deceive each other with mana?"
Duan Yueran was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly felt that this little fairy was a bit unusual.
Xu Tong returned to Duan Yueran's house again, his excitement was beyond words.Compared with his small and dilapidated mansion on the other side of the heaven, this place is much better.Duan Yueran filled the entire bathtub with bath water, told him to take a bath, and taught him how to use the water heater.
Xutong is very smart, he can learn it quickly.At first Duan Yueran thought that gods don't need to take a bath, but later he realized that it's not about whether to wash or not, but whether he likes to wash or not. Xu Tong is a little fairy who loves bathing.
When he came out of the bathroom, his body was covered with steam, and the wet hair spread on his shoulders. If a woman is a lotus, he is an orchid.
He rolled up the hem of his clothes to his waist, sat on Duan Yueran's bed with bare feet and swayed.Duan Yueran didn't know what he was fiddling with in front of the desk, Xu Tong was curious and followed him to look. "What is this?"
Duan Yueran was taken aback again. The gods didn't make any sound when they walked, or did he just float over?
"This is a photo I took in Suzhou and Hangzhou. Hey...you don't understand even if I tell you."
Xu Tong's cheeks were puffed up, "Who says I don't understand, I understand Suzhou and Hangzhou, and I also want to go there to see the beauty of the world. Ah yes, is there also Suzhou and Hangzhou here? It seems that the world is the same, But the Heavenly Court is only the one it used to be, and the Heavenly Court died before the world... But since the Heavenly Court has disappeared, why do I still exist?"
Xu Tong pouted, of course, it's useless to dwell on these issues, it's amazing enough that he can appear here.
"What is the photo?" Xutong craned his neck to look over.
Duan Yueran was really in a good mood, and took out the camera, "Look, this thing is a camera, click it, and you can take a picture of what is reflected in this lens, and present it on a photo paper like this."
Originally, he wanted to explain the electronic version, but Duan Yueran hesitated and gave up, let's do it step by step.
"So fun? Can you take a picture of me on it?"
"Of course, I'll take a picture for you." Duan Yueran adjusted the focus, and facing the silly person in the camera, Xutong closed his eyes as soon as the flash was fired.But in the photo after taking it, except for the furnishings in the room, there is nothing there, and there is no Xutong at all.His heart skipped a beat, remembering that he had heard that some things cannot be photographed with digital products.
"How?" Xu Tong was still very excited.
Duan Yueran smiled a little stiffly, "You are a god, you can't take pictures, only talents can."
"So that's how it is..." Xu Tong was also a little disappointed, and picked up the landscape photo on the table again, "It's so beautiful..."
"What's so beautiful, this time the shooting was poor, so I definitely can't take it to the competition."
"This is not beautiful, so what is beautiful?"
"Suzhou and Hangzhou have been taken badly, and we can only make new ones in terms of style. But the focus of these photos is only the scenery itself, and the realm is not high."
Xu Tong seemed to understand a little bit, "There is a heaven above and Suzhou and Hangzhou below. If we turn this into a scene of heaven, wouldn't there be a realm?"
Saying that, Xu Tong stretched out his hand to touch the photo, and when Duan Yueran looked at it again, he was shocked.It's still the Green Willow Embankment of the West Lake in Hangzhou, why does it suddenly... exude a different atmosphere?If you insist on describing it, it can only be immortal.
Moreover, it is completely natural, without any trace of modification!
Duan Yueran asked excitedly: "Xutong, how long can you keep doing this?"
"This is just a low-level spell, as long as you want."
"Really?" Duan Yueran's eyes began to shine. Although he played immoral tricks in the competition, it was an accident that the poor shooting was an accident. As the only representative selected by the newspaper, he cannot be irresponsible...
"Then, thank you!"
Duan Yueran took Xutong's hand, Xutong saw that he was finally useful, Yuanyuan's face couldn't help but smile, "It's a trivial matter, why worry about it!"
Although Duan Yueran didn't buy a serious dinner, he finally solved a major issue, and eating instant noodles is delicious.He also asked Xu Tong if he wanted to have a bowl too, Xu Tong stretched out his head to see the strange food, and shook his head again and again.
Duan Yueran said yes, you gods are all foodies.
Then the two started talking, Duan Yueran only then knew Xutong's origin.
He is a little fairy who has practiced for less than 500 years. He took over the job of his predecessor 100 years ago.At that time, the Queen Mother held a Pan Peach Conference, and he also
At this time, there were more and more people watching the excitement around, Xutong was angry and ashamed, watching the two officials turn out the "sachet" in his pocket. "Sir, how do you explain this?"
Xu Tong's hands were cut behind his back, he bent his waist and tilted his head, "This is what I took, so what?"
"Sir, if you refuse to pay again, we have no choice but to send you to the public security organ."
Xu Tong didn't speak yet, only heard the people around talking in low voices, as if they were laughing at him, even the security guard's expression was wrong.I thought he had stolen something valuable, but who knew...it turned out to be sanitary napkins and condoms!
Suddenly a familiar voice sounded, "What's going on?"
Xu Tong saw that the person walking from outside the checkpoint was Duan Yueran!
Duan Yueran originally wanted to go to the supermarket to buy something for dinner, but he saw the commotion here from a distance, a young man was caught by the security guards, and when he looked carefully, that face was exactly the little fairy who was yelling just now!
He looked at Xu Tong who was blushing like a monkey's butt, which was almost like a security cover, "Dude, this is my friend, what's wrong?"
"Stealing things, but not admitting to being caught."
Duan Yueran was surprised, since he has the ability to hide himself, how could he be caught? "What did he steal?"
The security guard pointed to the sanitary napkin and the condom, and Duan Yueran looked at them with embarrassment.
"Brother, my friend has some brain problems. Don't worry about him. I will pay for any losses. And you see, he really didn't steal things on purpose, or he wouldn't just steal... Well, do you think so?" ?”
The security guard looked at the sanitary napkin, "I think it's also crazy, you can take the person away and take care of it. If the product is not damaged, there is no need to pay for it."
"Thank you!" Duan Yueran patted the security guard on the shoulder, carried Xutong through the crowd, and left the supermarket all the way.
The two walked to the sparsely populated tree-lined path, Xutong pulled Duan Yueran's hand away, turned back into the real body of light gauze and soft satin, stepped back and sat on the side of the road, holding his face in his hands, looking very disappointed, which made people feel sad I can't bear it.
Duan Yueran was angry and funny. He had met so many people, but he had never seen anything like this.
"Why did you go to the supermarket to steal things? Are you hungry?" As soon as he finished speaking, he regretted it. Why are you stealing sanitary napkins and condoms when you are hungry?
"It's been said that I am not stealing. I see others take it and leave. I also take it and leave. What's wrong!"
It turned out to be the case.
Duan Yueran sat down beside him, "You can take whatever you like, but you have to pay at a special place before you go out. If you don't pay, people will think you are a thief."
"This immortal is new here, how can I understand so much!"
Duan Yueran thinks about it too, not to mention that this little fairy looks dumb.
"But why do you take sanitary napkins and condoms? Are you not afraid of being laughed at?"
When talking about this Xutong, he became even more aggrieved, "I just thought it was a sachet because of its beautiful color and fragrance..."
Duan Yueran smiled, and whispered a few words in Xutong's ear.Xu Tong immediately blushed, then pouted, his eyes were watery, as if he could shed tears immediately.Duan Yueran was laughing, but he saw Xu Tong turning his face away, ignoring him, that appearance made people feel inexplicably distressed.After a long while, Xu Tong said in a muffled voice: "Am I stupid?"
"Ok?"
"You must think I'm stupid. Although I'm a god, I don't have any skills. Not only are I not valued and recognized, but I am often bullied."
Xu Tong lowered his head, his voice was low.In fact, this was a question he had always asked, but it was the first time he dared to speak out to others.
Duan Yueran was stunned for a moment, then laughed, "I didn't laugh at you, I didn't laugh at you as an outsider! Those who don't know are not guilty, I'll tell you this time, once you know, you won't do wrong in the future What's the matter, you think too much."
Duan Yueran rubbed Xutong's head with his hands, and was amazed in his heart, as expected of a fairy, his hair was so soft that he had never touched it before!
Xutong raised his face, with some hope, "You really...don't treat me as someone else?"
"As long as you stop pretending to call yourself 'Ben Xian'."
Xu Tong's face darkened again, but he also admitted, "If you don't say it, you don't say it." Anyway, he was not qualified to say that when he was in the Heavenly Court.
"That..." This time the transition became more hesitant, "I'm sorry just now."
Xu Tong was taken aback, "Why?"
Speaking of apologizing, Duan Yueran was really inexperienced, and scratched his hair, "I said that when I was at home, I was in a bad mood at that time, and I said something serious to you, I'm sorry."
"It's all right," Xutong smiled, "I'm not a stingy god, and I understand that you don't get along with Mrs. Duan."
Duan Yueran was afraid that he would continue this question, so he quickly stood up and stretched his waist, "Xutong little fairy, don't you have no place to go, I think you will definitely cause trouble when you are outside, why don't you stay at my house first. "
Xutong's eyes lit up, "Really? Mr. Duan, don't you think I'm annoying?"
"I told you in the supermarket that you are my friend, and you will be invisible, so you won't be bothered."
The author has something to say: Little God is also an embarrassing and stupid guy...
live together!Conducive to the development of JQ ah JQ!
3. The little fairy took over the job...
"You are a god, it should be easy to leave, why were you obediently arrested just now?" Duan Yueran asked.
"They are all mortals, how can I deceive each other with mana?"
Duan Yueran was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly felt that this little fairy was a bit unusual.
Xu Tong returned to Duan Yueran's house again, his excitement was beyond words.Compared with his small and dilapidated mansion on the other side of the heaven, this place is much better.Duan Yueran filled the entire bathtub with bath water, told him to take a bath, and taught him how to use the water heater.
Xutong is very smart, he can learn it quickly.At first Duan Yueran thought that gods don't need to take a bath, but later he realized that it's not about whether to wash or not, but whether he likes to wash or not. Xu Tong is a little fairy who loves bathing.
When he came out of the bathroom, his body was covered with steam, and the wet hair spread on his shoulders. If a woman is a lotus, he is an orchid.
He rolled up the hem of his clothes to his waist, sat on Duan Yueran's bed with bare feet and swayed.Duan Yueran didn't know what he was fiddling with in front of the desk, Xu Tong was curious and followed him to look. "What is this?"
Duan Yueran was taken aback again. The gods didn't make any sound when they walked, or did he just float over?
"This is a photo I took in Suzhou and Hangzhou. Hey...you don't understand even if I tell you."
Xu Tong's cheeks were puffed up, "Who says I don't understand, I understand Suzhou and Hangzhou, and I also want to go there to see the beauty of the world. Ah yes, is there also Suzhou and Hangzhou here? It seems that the world is the same, But the Heavenly Court is only the one it used to be, and the Heavenly Court died before the world... But since the Heavenly Court has disappeared, why do I still exist?"
Xu Tong pouted, of course, it's useless to dwell on these issues, it's amazing enough that he can appear here.
"What is the photo?" Xutong craned his neck to look over.
Duan Yueran was really in a good mood, and took out the camera, "Look, this thing is a camera, click it, and you can take a picture of what is reflected in this lens, and present it on a photo paper like this."
Originally, he wanted to explain the electronic version, but Duan Yueran hesitated and gave up, let's do it step by step.
"So fun? Can you take a picture of me on it?"
"Of course, I'll take a picture for you." Duan Yueran adjusted the focus, and facing the silly person in the camera, Xutong closed his eyes as soon as the flash was fired.But in the photo after taking it, except for the furnishings in the room, there is nothing there, and there is no Xutong at all.His heart skipped a beat, remembering that he had heard that some things cannot be photographed with digital products.
"How?" Xu Tong was still very excited.
Duan Yueran smiled a little stiffly, "You are a god, you can't take pictures, only talents can."
"So that's how it is..." Xu Tong was also a little disappointed, and picked up the landscape photo on the table again, "It's so beautiful..."
"What's so beautiful, this time the shooting was poor, so I definitely can't take it to the competition."
"This is not beautiful, so what is beautiful?"
"Suzhou and Hangzhou have been taken badly, and we can only make new ones in terms of style. But the focus of these photos is only the scenery itself, and the realm is not high."
Xu Tong seemed to understand a little bit, "There is a heaven above and Suzhou and Hangzhou below. If we turn this into a scene of heaven, wouldn't there be a realm?"
Saying that, Xu Tong stretched out his hand to touch the photo, and when Duan Yueran looked at it again, he was shocked.It's still the Green Willow Embankment of the West Lake in Hangzhou, why does it suddenly... exude a different atmosphere?If you insist on describing it, it can only be immortal.
Moreover, it is completely natural, without any trace of modification!
Duan Yueran asked excitedly: "Xutong, how long can you keep doing this?"
"This is just a low-level spell, as long as you want."
"Really?" Duan Yueran's eyes began to shine. Although he played immoral tricks in the competition, it was an accident that the poor shooting was an accident. As the only representative selected by the newspaper, he cannot be irresponsible...
"Then, thank you!"
Duan Yueran took Xutong's hand, Xutong saw that he was finally useful, Yuanyuan's face couldn't help but smile, "It's a trivial matter, why worry about it!"
Although Duan Yueran didn't buy a serious dinner, he finally solved a major issue, and eating instant noodles is delicious.He also asked Xu Tong if he wanted to have a bowl too, Xu Tong stretched out his head to see the strange food, and shook his head again and again.
Duan Yueran said yes, you gods are all foodies.
Then the two started talking, Duan Yueran only then knew Xutong's origin.
He is a little fairy who has practiced for less than 500 years. He took over the job of his predecessor 100 years ago.At that time, the Queen Mother held a Pan Peach Conference, and he also
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