Mountain and sea essence

Qiao Jun and Zhuang Shenglan hugged their heads and howled dryly for a while, when the door opened next door, the two hugging turned their heads to look.I saw the male resident who was about to go out, maintaining a posture of stepping out of the door, looking at them delicately.

"Cough! Go on, don't worry about me, I'll be out right away." The male resident came back to his senses, smiled awkwardly, then slammed the door of his house and fled the scene quickly.

Qiao Jun and Zhuang Shenglan let go of each other silently.

"Is Fu Li at home?" Zhuang Shenglan asked.

"Not here, I just went out." Qiao Jun replied.

"I didn't come to look for him either." Zhuang Shenglan hooked Qiao Jun's neck, "Come on, go to my house and have a chat with brother..."

Qiao Jun hesitated for a moment, Fu Li assigned him homework before going out, and he hadn't finished it yet.But soon he put this hesitation under his feet, he is an unruly chicken, he can't always succumb to Fu Li's oppression and study obediently, he wants to protest, he wants to resist, first of all, start from not doing homework!

So, Qiao Jun actively responded to Zhuang Shenglan's call, entered the house, took the key, and followed downstairs.

Zhuang Shenglan lived downstairs in Fu Li's house, just walk down the corridor.

After entering the house, Zhuang Shenglan went to the kitchen, while Qiao Jun looked around in the living room.It was the first time Qiao Jun entered Zhuang Shenglan's residence. The layout of the house was basically the same as that of Fu Li's house upstairs, but compared to the cleanliness of Fu Li's house, Zhuang Shenglan's place seemed a little messy.

"Qiao Jun, what do you want to drink? The milk is expired, and there are still beer and juice in the refrigerator, which one do you want?" Zhuang Shenglan shouted from the kitchen.

Qiao Jun ran to the kitchen door, "Is there any yogurt?"

Zhuang Shenglan: "No. There is AD calcium milk, do you want to drink it?"

Qiao Jun: "Drink!"

Zhuang Shenglan carried a can of beer by himself, threw Qiao Jun a row of AD calcium milk, and walked back to the living room with his shoulders crossed.

The two of them didn't sit on the sofa properly. Zhuang Shenglan opened a beer and sat directly on the armrest of the single sofa.Qiao Jun followed suit, sitting on the armrest of the couch next to him, touching his knees.

"Come on, let's have a drink." Zhuang Shenglan brought the beer to Qiao Jun.

Qiao Jun took out a bottle of AD calcium milk, inserted a straw, and knocked it on Zhuang Shenglan's beer can.

Zhuang Shenglan took a sip of beer and said slowly, "I broke up with my boyfriend..."

"Ah?" Qiao Jun's eyes widened in surprise, "Why?"

"There is no particular reason, but he thinks that I am not his true love, but Fu Li is his true love." Zhuang Shenglan turned to look at Qiao Jun, and said with a blank expression, "He has made up his mind to pursue his true love, so offered to break up with me."

"What should I say?" Qiao Jun asked cautiously.He has no relationship experience, and it is also the first time someone has told him about his emotional setbacks, and he doesn't know how to comfort him.

"Hi! You don't need to comfort me, just sit and listen to my whining." Zhuang Shenglan raised his hand and rubbed Qiao Jun's head, and said, "Actually, I'm not too sad, just a little disappointed. I'm with him I met him on a blind date. Although I like him very much, after all, we haven’t been together for a long time, and we can’t get to the point of unforgettable. I’m still a man with principles. No matter how much I like a straight man, I won’t break him. ..."

"What is a straight man?" Qiao Jun asked.

"A man who likes women."

"Oh! Breaking the bend is to make men who like women like men?"

"Yes! I'll go! I've been dazzled by you, where did I just say?"

"I won't try to break each other." Qiao Jun said.

"Yes, I'm not going to break up straight men. So it's really hard to find a man who makes my heart beat and likes the same sex." Zhuang Shenglan sighed when she said this, "I finally met One, it turned out to be a dead face control, I only met Fu Li once in the video, and I quickly moved on."

"But this...can't be blamed on Fu Li?" Qiao Jun muttered in defense of Fu Li, "Fu Li didn't seduce him..."

"Yo! Protecting your family Fu Li so much? Yes, yes, it's not your fault, Fu Li, it's my fault for seeing people badly. Tsk! Am I such a person who doesn't know right and wrong in your heart?" Zhuang Shenglan took Joe Jun's slightly curly hair was rubbed into a hen's coop, "Being able to break up with the incumbent for a man I met once in the video, just because of his unprincipled flirtatiousness, without Fu Li, there will be successors, and sooner or later he will empathize with others. Thinking about it now, there is nothing wrong with breaking up, at least I haven't fallen into it yet."

Zhuang Shenglan took a sip of beer and continued: "You know what? He still asked me for Fu Li's contact information, but if I refused to give it to him, he still lost his temper with me! Fuck!"

Qiao Jun was shocked, "This is too much!"

Zhuang Shenglan: "That's right! I thought we had a relationship for a while, so I didn't give him Fu Li's contact information. Now that I think about it, I regret it. I should have given it!"

"Huh?" Qiao Jun raised his head and asked.

"Don't look at Fu Li, who looks cold on the outside, he has a bad temper! It's really annoying, and he beats your mother so hard that you don't know him." Zhuang Shenglan said, "For example, his personality is like covering An active volcano covered with ice and snow, usually looks very cold, but when he loses his temper, it looks like a volcanic eruption. If he really dares to harass Fu Li and annoy Fu Li, he will suffer! By the way, you haven’t seen Fu Lifa yet. Does it look like a temper?"

"I should have seen it once..." Qiao Jun thought of Mr. Cao who hugged him and was broken by Fu Li. That should be a small eruption of the volcano, right?

"How do you feel?" Zhuang Shenglan bumped Qiao Jun's shoulder.

"It's so handsome!" Qiao Jun said with bright eyes, "Fu Li knocked that drunk out with two clicks!"

"...Oh, you are not a victim of his bad temper! You are so lucky." Zhuang Shenglan adjusted his sitting posture and changed the subject, "Speaking of which, when you saw me, why did you look so sluggish? thing?"

"Last week, Director Xie issued the latest policy to us, requiring us as followers to have a junior high school education or above." Qiao Jun said with a serious face, "That is to say, I'm going to participate in the competition next year. High school entrance examination!"

"I heard about it from Lao Huang in the bureau this morning."

"Then, my misery began." Qiao Jun said, "Fu Li pressured me to read books and do questions every day, and even confiscated my mobile phone! I am either facing textbooks or test papers all day long, and my eyes are almost short-sighted. Already!"

Zhuang Shenglan: "Huh? Are monsters also short-sighted?"

"I don't know." Qiao Jun squinted at Zhuang Shenglan, "Can you stop interrupting?"

"I'll shut up, you continue." Zhuang Shenglan took a sip of beer and signaled Qiao Jun to continue.

Qiao Jun bit the straw and drank the bottle of AD calcium milk in his empty hand, and opened another bottle, "Human children have to study for at least three years to pass the elementary school entrance examination. I have never been to elementary school. He actually asked me to He has to pass the high school entrance examination in June next year! He doesn’t think about it in another way, if he hadn’t gone to elementary school, would he have passed the high school entrance examination after half a year of study?”

"Uh, I request to interrupt..." Zhuang Shenglan raised a hand, requesting to speak.

"The application is approved." Qiao Jun looked at Zhuang Shenglan.

"I think Fu Li just changed his mind, thinking that you can pass the high school entrance examination after studying for half a year." Zhuang Shenglan said very sincerely, "Fu Li failed because of...cough! For some reason..."

"Has he lost his memory?" Qiao Jun completed the sentence that Zhuang Shenglan swallowed back.

"You know?" Zhuang Shenglan showed a surprised expression.

"Well, Fu Li told me."

"It seems that he really trusts you." Zhuang Shenglan smiled, "Since he told you himself, I don't need to hide it. Fu Li couldn't remember who he was because of amnesia. We couldn’t find out his household registration, so my master helped him to apply for a new household registration. Under the new household registration status, Fu Li did not have any academic qualifications, so he bought textbooks to read by himself, and took the college entrance examination half a year later. Then he was admitted to a university in Shangjing with a high score. Now his student status is still hanging in that school. If he didn’t have time, he could get his undergraduate certificate in the shortest time. For Fu Li, he only needs to read all the books he should read. , there is no such thing as failing the exam. So, I think Fu Li is thinking differently. In his opinion, the senior high school entrance examination is not difficult at all. It doesn’t make sense for you to take it after half a year of study.”

"Is he a top student?" Qiao Jun was dumbfounded.

"Don't be so polite with your words, please call him Xueshen." Zhuang Shenglan patted Qiao Jun on the shoulder and said.

"I don't care! Anyway, I'm tired of studying during the day, and I have to study at night, and I don't have any private time!" Qiao Jun's eyes suddenly became firm when he said this, "I've made up my mind, I want to protest to him, What he can do easily doesn't mean I can do it too! Not only do I want to give up today's homework, but I also want to separate from him!"

"Pfft——" Zhuang Shenglan took a sip of the beer she just drank, "cough cough cough cough... what the hell! You...cough! What are you talking about? Separation, separation and separation?! Cough! Choking me to death... ... Cough! You, you, you two are living together now?!"