Mountain and sea essence

"Stop messing around!" Zhuang Shenglan shook off Qiu Kongyang's hand to feel his pulse, "Old Qiu, what's the matter with you? You let that monster run away, and you still have the mood to joke with me!"

"I'm not joking with you." Qiu Kongyang took out a cigarette case from his pocket, took out a cigarette and lit it in his mouth.

"I'm a man, where's the pregnancy function? Are you kidding?" Zhuang Shenglan straightened her clothes and squinted at Qiu Kongyang, "You still have a pulse? Do you understand the pulse?"

"I understand! My grandfather is an old doctor of Chinese medicine. When I was young, I learned from him for five or six years. I don't have much talent, so I just learned a little superficially. But I'm sure I'm right about your happy pulse." Qiu Kongyang exhaled a puff of smoke ring , looked at Zhuang Shenglan and said.

"Old Qiu, yes! This story is well-founded. If you work harder, I will believe it." Zhuang Shenglan rolled her eyes, walked around Qiu Kongyang, walked up to Qiao Jun, raised her hand to hook him On his neck, "Qiao Jun, let's go, let's find a place to have breakfast! Although the monster has not been caught, I still have to eat breakfast. I'm starving to death!"

Fu Li looked at the hand hooking Qiao Jun's neck, and frowned, feeling that it was an eyesore.Just as he was about to step forward and tear off Zhuang Shenglan who was half hanging on Qiao Jun's body, Qiu Kongyang grabbed Zhuang Shenglan's back collar one step ahead of him.

"Wait! Young Master Zhuang, I didn't make up a story." Qiu Kongyang pulled Zhuang Shenglan over and made a video call with his cell phone. After waiting for a while, a man wearing a white coat and sitting in the pharmacy appeared in the video. old man.

After seeing the old man in the video, Zhuang Shenglan was stunned.He knew this old man, he was indeed a very capable old Chinese doctor, his father was not feeling well the year before last, so he went to see this old Chinese doctor specially.When his sister was talking to him, she sent him a photo of the old Chinese doctor and told him how good the doctor was.Zhuang Shenglan felt that his sister's fan filter was too heavy, which was a bit exaggerated, but there is no doubt that the old Chinese doctor has skills, otherwise his sister would not be so boastful.

"Yangyang? What's the matter? I called grandpa early in the morning." The old man adjusted the angle of the phone's camera in a strange way and asked.

"Actually, it's nothing. I just want you, Grandpa, to give me a certificate." Qiu Kongyang said with a cigarette in his mouth, "I used to check the pulse of others in the village. Is there anything wrong with the pulse I got?"

"You're only able to be sure of the number of Xi pulse." The old man snorted, but there was a little inexplicable pride on his face, "You got someone's pulse? Did you get the Xi pulse? Could it be my future granddaughter-in-law?" ?”

"Grandpa, I'm sorry, your granddaughter-in-law is still missing this year."

The old man immediately showed disappointment, and then asked, "So are you coming back this year for Chinese New Year?"

"I probably won't be able to go back this year..."

Qiu Kongyang chatted with his grandfather for a while, hung up the phone quickly, and then entered his grandfather's name online, "I'll find out who my grandfather is..."

"No need." Zhuang Shenglan pressed Qiu Kongyang's phone, "I believe it..."

"That's good." Qiu Kongyang let go of Zhuang Shenglan, put the phone back in his pocket.

"But why am I pregnant? I'm obviously a man!" Zhuang Shenglan scratched her head frantically.

"Obviously, it's because of that monster just now." Fu Li said.

"Let's find a place to talk. It's not convenient to talk about things on the main road." Qiu Kongyang rubbed his arms and said, "It's best to find a warm place."

A quarter of an hour later, the four of Qiao Jun were sitting in a box in a restaurant, having breakfast while discussing Zhuang Shenglan's pregnancy.

"Young Master Zhuang should have been hit by that monster before she got pregnant." Qiu Kongyang said, "The three of us didn't touch that monster, so we're fine."

"So what exactly is that goblin monster?" Zhuang Shenglan said violently, "I've never heard of a monster that can make people pregnant by touching people."

"I searched for keywords in the information database of the Tiangong Bureau, but I couldn't find it." Qiu Kongyang threw his phone on the table and looked at Fu Li opposite, "Fu Li, do you have any clue about this monster? "

"I don't have any clue." Fu Li said, "But I guess he should be a goblin-type monster, a rare type, so there is no record in the information database of the Tiangong Bureau."

Zhuang Shenglan poured herself a cup of warm milk, but before she drank it, her stomach churned because of the milk's milky smell, "Ugh—"

With a pale face, Zhuang Sheng pushed the milk cup away in disgust.

"Let me drink it for you." Qiao Jun thoughtfully said.

Zhuang Shenglan handed Qiao Jun his glass of milk, and Qiao Jun drank the milk in one gulp.

"I'll give you this cup too." Fu Li moved the glass of milk in his hand to Qiao Jun.

"Thank you, thank you." Qiao Jun held the glass of milk given by Fu Li with both hands, and was reluctant to drink it right away.And at this moment, he felt his phone vibrate.

Qiao Jun immediately unlocked the phone and clicked on the message.

"I know what kind of monster that is!" Qiao Jun raised his head and said.

"What kind of monster?" Zhuang Shenglan asked eagerly.

"That monster is called Changui. The goblin is a monster formed from the energy of the earth veins, and he is a monster formed from the death energy of a child who died young. He is of the same type as the goblin—Fu Li guessed right!" Qiao Jun looked admiring. He turned his head to look at Fu Li.

Fu Li met Qiao Jun's gaze, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

"Where did you find it?" Qiu Kongyang asked.

"I sent a message to ask Zhu Yan, and Zhu Yan called Bai Ze to ask." Qiao Jun replied.

"Zhu Yan?" Qiu Kongyang was stunned.

"The ancient fierce beast Zhu Yan." Fu Li helped explain.

"You actually know such an ancient monster!" Qiu Kongyang looked at Qiao Jun in amazement, but didn't intend to ask the bottom line. He asked, "Then what does Zhu Yan say about the ability to give birth to ghosts?"

"He said that if you are attacked by the birth ghost to the abdomen, both men and women will become pregnant, but what you conceive is not a real child, but a ghost fetus formed by death." Qiao Jun looked at the message sent by Zhu Yan and read, "Ghost fetus It will grow in the human body, and the growth rate is very fast, one day is equivalent to one month of an ordinary fetus..."

"What?! Does this mean that my belly will continue to grow day by day?" Zhuang Shenglan looked terrified.

Qiao Jun nodded, glanced sympathetically at Zhuang Shenglan who was sitting opposite, and then continued to read the message from Zhu Yan, "Ten days after being pregnant with a ghost fetus, people will die of dystocia."

"That is to say——I will die because of dystocia? I am a big man who will die because of dystocia? I would rather be eaten by monsters than die because of dystocia!" Zhuang Shenglan grabbed Qiu Kongyang's arm next to him, "Old man Qiu, go and help me find a tall monster, I want to be his ration!"

"Calm down, let Qiao Jun finish first." Qiu Kongyang pushed Zhuang Shenglan away and turned to look at Qiao Jun.

"The childbirth ghost likes to watch people die in childbirth, so they often appear in the delivery room, causing women to die in childbirth. Therefore, he will follow the person who is pregnant with his ghost child, and when he has a difficult childbirth, he will hide and watch." Qiao Jun said.

"Why is this monster so perverted?" Zhuang Shenglan was shocked.

"Zhu Yan said, how can we get rid of the ghost?" Fu Li looked at Qiao Jun and asked.

"Yes, yes, yes! Can you have an abortion?" Zhuang Shenglan looked at Qiao Jun expectantly.

"Well, it's possible." Qiao Jun said, "Ghost birth makes a person pregnant, and a small mushroom will grow on his head. Pick off the mushroom on his head and eat it, and the ghost fetus will be destroyed. "

"Really?" Zhuang Shenglan was surprised.

Qiu Kongyang thought for a while and said, "In other words, the monster will definitely come back to look for Mr. Zhuang. We can find him by surrounding him. As long as we catch him, pick the mushrooms off his head and give them to Zhuang If you eat less, this matter will be over perfectly."

Zhuang Shenglan: "Then let's go find that childbirth ghost!"

Qiu Kongyang: "Eat breakfast first."

Fu Li: "Qiao Jun, do you want fried dumplings?"

Qiao Jun: "Eat!"

Zhuang Shenglan: "Hi!"