Mountain and sea essence
Chapter 7 7 Chickens "Why are you humans so bad?"...
The task of catching the bull monster is over, and the Tiangong Bureau has no difficult tasks for the time being. Fu Li and Zhuang Shenglan, who have been running around for more than a month, finally got some time off.
Zhuang Shenglan failed to invite Fu Li to go to the seaside for vacation, and ran to the next city alone to meet the blind date introduced by a friend.
Fu Li stayed at home, logged into the information database of the Tiangong Bureau with his own limited authority, and browsed the information about monsters in it—this is what he would do whenever he was free.He is looking for a monster, a monster that can erase people's memories.Of course, during the rare holidays, he didn't just stay at home looking through materials all day long, but occasionally went out to watch a movie or have a cup of coffee.
On the fifth day of the holiday, it rained all day in Xuzhou City during the day.In the evening, the rain gradually subsided. Fu Li, who had read the materials at home all day, decided to go out for dinner to get some fresh air.
The community Fu Li lives in is neither high-end nor bad. It is a small high-rise building with an elevator. The community has garages, guards, and parks.This community is close to the Tiangong Bureau, and it only takes more than ten minutes to drive to the nearest commercial area. It is very convenient in life. This is the reason why Fu Li decided to rent a house in this community.
After driving out, when we arrived at the business district, we randomly picked one of the restaurants we often go to, and settled for dinner.When he came out of the restaurant, it was already dark, the rain still didn't stop, and there were still scattered raindrops, Fu Li didn't have the intention to stay outside, so he decided to drive home directly.
Fu Li drove out of the dining area and followed the traffic flow into the main driveway.On the right side of the driveway is a shopping mall. There is a large supermarket in the mall, which Fu Liping often goes to.Thinking about whether to go to the supermarket to buy something to go home, when passing by the entrance of that supermarket, Fu Li glanced subconsciously, but then he was taken aback.
He seems to have seen Qiao Jun?
Fu Li frowned slightly, and turned back at the intersection ahead.
At the corner of the entrance of the supermarket, Qiao Jun curled up in a tall and thin ball, crouching there with his backpack in his arms, his slightly curly hair was wet and dripping with water.He was concentrating on watching the raindrops dripping from the eaves, but his beautiful double pupils were dazed and helpless.With that miserable appearance, it looked like an abandoned, homeless puppy.
Holding an umbrella, Fu Li approached the entrance of the supermarket, and made sure that he did not make a mistake when he glanced at it just now. The person squatting desolately at the entrance of the supermarket was indeed Qiao Jun.
Fu Li: "..."
Fu Li put away his umbrella, walked up to Qiao Jun, and asked aloud, "What are you doing?"
Qiao Jun raised his head, and when he saw who was coming, his eyes, which were originally full of bewilderment, suddenly burst into a light of surprise.He suddenly jumped up from the ground, staggered a bit due to the leg numbness caused by squatting for too long, but quickly stood still, and shouted joyfully at Fu Li: "Fu Li!"
The delicate and heroic face is full of joy, just like a chick seeing a mother bird coming back from predation.The other party's excited reaction made Fu Li unable to react for a while, and the stern expression on his face even froze for a moment.
Is it necessary to be so happy to see him?
"...What are you doing here?" Fu Li asked again.
"Hide out of the rain." Qiao Jun put away his joyful expression, lowered his head and said listlessly.
"Where do you live? I'll take you back."
"I have no money, and the hotel kicked me out." Qiao Jun replied quietly.
"..."
If he remembered correctly, including the 5000 yuan bonus from the Tiangong Bureau, Qiao Jun would have almost 1 yuan, and he spent it in just five days?Fu Li looked at Qiao Jun. The cheap white sweater he was wearing had half of the English logo on his chest worn out. Where did the [-] yuan go?
Just as he was thinking, Fu Li heard a grunt from Qiao Jun's stomach.
Fu Li looked down at Qiao Jun's stomach.
"I'm so hungry..." Qiao Jun stroked his stomach, and looked at Fu Li pitifully, "I haven't eaten for two days."
Fu Li: "..."
Five minutes later, Fu Li took Qiao Jun into the KFC at the entrance of the supermarket, and ordered a family bucket.
After 15 minutes, Qiao Jun gorged himself and killed half of the family bucket.The hunger was alleviated, and Qiao Jun finally had time to start explaining to Fu Li where his 1 yuan went.
On the day Qiao Jun left the Tiangong Bureau, he did follow Xu Chang's instructions and found a cheap hotel to stay.The next day, he planned to walk around and look for a job by the way.As a result, I went to the shopping mall, fell in love with the claw machine, spent more than 1000 yuan, and got two dolls.
Fu Li: "...You spent 1 yuan on dolls?"
"No, no." Qiao Jun waved his hand. "Three days ago, I met a paralyzed uncle who was begging under a nearby overpass. I donated all the money to him."
Fu Li: "...all of them?"
Qiao Jun: "Not all of them."
Fu Li: "You are not too stupid."
Qiao Jun took a bite of the chicken leg and added, "I kept twenty for myself."
Fu Li: "..."
Fu Li, who was slapped in the face at the scene, looked at Qiao Jun who was eating the chicken leg with a blank expression, and said, "I want to take back the foreword, and then I want to ask you—are you stupid?"
"I can tell, you're not asking, you're just calling me stupid." Qiao Jun curled his lips, "That uncle's legs are paralyzed and he can't work, so I gave him the money."
"He's pretending."
The disabled begging under the nearby flyover are all fake disabilities, and the locals know it.The urban management also chased them away a few times, but those people were rascals, they either acted violently in public, or drove them away and came back.
"Why is he pretending to be paralyzed?" Qiao Jun looked shocked.
"To cheat money."
"I'll ask him to get my ex back tomorrow!"
"Don't think about it, or come back." Fu Li glanced at Qiao Jun lightly.A few thousand dollars is not a huge amount of money, but it is not a lot.Those beggars are very experienced, and after getting so much money, in order to prevent donors from regretting coming to the door, they will not come here to beg in the short term.Even if you are lucky enough to find someone, the other party will definitely not return it until death.
"Why are you humans so bad?" Qiao Jun took two bites of corn and corrected him, "I mean that beggar pretending to be paralyzed is really bad, you are good, you treat me to KFC."
"What about your work?" Fu Li returned to the main point of the topic.
"Not yet." Qiao Jun sighed, "A lot of jobs require me to have a degree, and I don't have one. Food delivery doesn't require a degree, but they require me to own a car. Cleaning doesn't require a degree, but neither salary advance nor Provide accommodation……"
Fu Li: "..." So - before you swore that you could find a job, it was actually your unilateral blind confidence?
"However, I will have a job soon!" Qiao Jun said, took out a business card from his pocket, and showed it to Fu Li with a happy face, "Qing, qiang, qiang! Manager Wang from Tianfu Men's Leisure Club asked me I went to work as a male publicist with them, and the salary can be paid in advance, including board and lodging, not counting the bonus. The monthly salary is 3000! I will go to the interview tomorrow, and I can directly join the job after going through a formality! When I get the money, I will also treat you to KFC."
Fu Li put one hand on the dining table, lowered his head and supported his forehead. He didn't know what language to use now to accurately express his mood at the moment.
A chicken actually found a job as a duck!
"What's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell? Have a headache?" Qiao Jun asked with concern.
Fu Li took a deep breath, looked up at Qiao Jun, "Do you... know what male public relations do?"
Zhuang Shenglan failed to invite Fu Li to go to the seaside for vacation, and ran to the next city alone to meet the blind date introduced by a friend.
Fu Li stayed at home, logged into the information database of the Tiangong Bureau with his own limited authority, and browsed the information about monsters in it—this is what he would do whenever he was free.He is looking for a monster, a monster that can erase people's memories.Of course, during the rare holidays, he didn't just stay at home looking through materials all day long, but occasionally went out to watch a movie or have a cup of coffee.
On the fifth day of the holiday, it rained all day in Xuzhou City during the day.In the evening, the rain gradually subsided. Fu Li, who had read the materials at home all day, decided to go out for dinner to get some fresh air.
The community Fu Li lives in is neither high-end nor bad. It is a small high-rise building with an elevator. The community has garages, guards, and parks.This community is close to the Tiangong Bureau, and it only takes more than ten minutes to drive to the nearest commercial area. It is very convenient in life. This is the reason why Fu Li decided to rent a house in this community.
After driving out, when we arrived at the business district, we randomly picked one of the restaurants we often go to, and settled for dinner.When he came out of the restaurant, it was already dark, the rain still didn't stop, and there were still scattered raindrops, Fu Li didn't have the intention to stay outside, so he decided to drive home directly.
Fu Li drove out of the dining area and followed the traffic flow into the main driveway.On the right side of the driveway is a shopping mall. There is a large supermarket in the mall, which Fu Liping often goes to.Thinking about whether to go to the supermarket to buy something to go home, when passing by the entrance of that supermarket, Fu Li glanced subconsciously, but then he was taken aback.
He seems to have seen Qiao Jun?
Fu Li frowned slightly, and turned back at the intersection ahead.
At the corner of the entrance of the supermarket, Qiao Jun curled up in a tall and thin ball, crouching there with his backpack in his arms, his slightly curly hair was wet and dripping with water.He was concentrating on watching the raindrops dripping from the eaves, but his beautiful double pupils were dazed and helpless.With that miserable appearance, it looked like an abandoned, homeless puppy.
Holding an umbrella, Fu Li approached the entrance of the supermarket, and made sure that he did not make a mistake when he glanced at it just now. The person squatting desolately at the entrance of the supermarket was indeed Qiao Jun.
Fu Li: "..."
Fu Li put away his umbrella, walked up to Qiao Jun, and asked aloud, "What are you doing?"
Qiao Jun raised his head, and when he saw who was coming, his eyes, which were originally full of bewilderment, suddenly burst into a light of surprise.He suddenly jumped up from the ground, staggered a bit due to the leg numbness caused by squatting for too long, but quickly stood still, and shouted joyfully at Fu Li: "Fu Li!"
The delicate and heroic face is full of joy, just like a chick seeing a mother bird coming back from predation.The other party's excited reaction made Fu Li unable to react for a while, and the stern expression on his face even froze for a moment.
Is it necessary to be so happy to see him?
"...What are you doing here?" Fu Li asked again.
"Hide out of the rain." Qiao Jun put away his joyful expression, lowered his head and said listlessly.
"Where do you live? I'll take you back."
"I have no money, and the hotel kicked me out." Qiao Jun replied quietly.
"..."
If he remembered correctly, including the 5000 yuan bonus from the Tiangong Bureau, Qiao Jun would have almost 1 yuan, and he spent it in just five days?Fu Li looked at Qiao Jun. The cheap white sweater he was wearing had half of the English logo on his chest worn out. Where did the [-] yuan go?
Just as he was thinking, Fu Li heard a grunt from Qiao Jun's stomach.
Fu Li looked down at Qiao Jun's stomach.
"I'm so hungry..." Qiao Jun stroked his stomach, and looked at Fu Li pitifully, "I haven't eaten for two days."
Fu Li: "..."
Five minutes later, Fu Li took Qiao Jun into the KFC at the entrance of the supermarket, and ordered a family bucket.
After 15 minutes, Qiao Jun gorged himself and killed half of the family bucket.The hunger was alleviated, and Qiao Jun finally had time to start explaining to Fu Li where his 1 yuan went.
On the day Qiao Jun left the Tiangong Bureau, he did follow Xu Chang's instructions and found a cheap hotel to stay.The next day, he planned to walk around and look for a job by the way.As a result, I went to the shopping mall, fell in love with the claw machine, spent more than 1000 yuan, and got two dolls.
Fu Li: "...You spent 1 yuan on dolls?"
"No, no." Qiao Jun waved his hand. "Three days ago, I met a paralyzed uncle who was begging under a nearby overpass. I donated all the money to him."
Fu Li: "...all of them?"
Qiao Jun: "Not all of them."
Fu Li: "You are not too stupid."
Qiao Jun took a bite of the chicken leg and added, "I kept twenty for myself."
Fu Li: "..."
Fu Li, who was slapped in the face at the scene, looked at Qiao Jun who was eating the chicken leg with a blank expression, and said, "I want to take back the foreword, and then I want to ask you—are you stupid?"
"I can tell, you're not asking, you're just calling me stupid." Qiao Jun curled his lips, "That uncle's legs are paralyzed and he can't work, so I gave him the money."
"He's pretending."
The disabled begging under the nearby flyover are all fake disabilities, and the locals know it.The urban management also chased them away a few times, but those people were rascals, they either acted violently in public, or drove them away and came back.
"Why is he pretending to be paralyzed?" Qiao Jun looked shocked.
"To cheat money."
"I'll ask him to get my ex back tomorrow!"
"Don't think about it, or come back." Fu Li glanced at Qiao Jun lightly.A few thousand dollars is not a huge amount of money, but it is not a lot.Those beggars are very experienced, and after getting so much money, in order to prevent donors from regretting coming to the door, they will not come here to beg in the short term.Even if you are lucky enough to find someone, the other party will definitely not return it until death.
"Why are you humans so bad?" Qiao Jun took two bites of corn and corrected him, "I mean that beggar pretending to be paralyzed is really bad, you are good, you treat me to KFC."
"What about your work?" Fu Li returned to the main point of the topic.
"Not yet." Qiao Jun sighed, "A lot of jobs require me to have a degree, and I don't have one. Food delivery doesn't require a degree, but they require me to own a car. Cleaning doesn't require a degree, but neither salary advance nor Provide accommodation……"
Fu Li: "..." So - before you swore that you could find a job, it was actually your unilateral blind confidence?
"However, I will have a job soon!" Qiao Jun said, took out a business card from his pocket, and showed it to Fu Li with a happy face, "Qing, qiang, qiang! Manager Wang from Tianfu Men's Leisure Club asked me I went to work as a male publicist with them, and the salary can be paid in advance, including board and lodging, not counting the bonus. The monthly salary is 3000! I will go to the interview tomorrow, and I can directly join the job after going through a formality! When I get the money, I will also treat you to KFC."
Fu Li put one hand on the dining table, lowered his head and supported his forehead. He didn't know what language to use now to accurately express his mood at the moment.
A chicken actually found a job as a duck!
"What's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell? Have a headache?" Qiao Jun asked with concern.
Fu Li took a deep breath, looked up at Qiao Jun, "Do you... know what male public relations do?"
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