Picked Up A Small Cannon Fodder

Jiang Fang was shocked when he returned home after a day of exams, and the atmosphere at home was very serious.

Everyone was sitting or standing opposite the little baby, but the little baby was sobbing and no one was coaxing him.

Jiang let go of his consciousness and slowed down. The old man greeted him, "Let Jiang come here."

The little baby raised his face and wanted to ask for help, but his eyes met with his grandfather's, and the old man would not let him go, "Now that my brother is here, please tell me about your 'heroic deeds' again."

Everyone in the family listened to the small speaker's statement just now. He sat on the small bench and writhed a little uneasy, but he knew that he was afraid when he saw everyone's serious faces.

I can only be honest and cowardly.

Jiang Fang didn't know what happened yet, but he knew from everyone's expressions that what happened must be serious.

Little Trumpet pursed his mouth and wanted to cry, "Baby, I don't want to say Niao."

He has said it many times, so he doesn't say it anymore.

Wei Xue nodded, "Okay."

The little trumpet looked at her mother excitedly with light in her eyes. Wei Xue was dazzled by this look, but she still hardened her heart, "In this case, the subsequent activities should also be cancelled, don't think about seeing the little cow , Reflect on your mistakes at home."

The news was struck by lightning, and the small speaker was stunned with a bang, and tears filled his eyes instantly, as if there was a faucet.

Little Trumpet choked, "Don't... baby explain."

Jiang Fang learned of the feat of the little trumpet this time, no wonder his eyelids kept twitching during the exam.It turned out that this little guy secretly followed him out of the car, Jiang Fang regretted why he didn't look back.

This is what Little Trumpet said when he stated the reason for his crime, "Good for the exam! Good for school!"

"So the baby wants it too."

"Baby organized the schoolbag by himself."

Feng Tingyun looked at the small school bag, except for food and drink, he thought it was for a picnic.

Jiang Fang couldn't help asking, "Does your baby like going to school?"

The little trumpet nodded firmly, and it was rare for old man Feng to feel relieved. The little grandson loves learning so much at such a young age.

Is a great scientist about to appear in the family?

Little Trumpet twisted his fingers, "My brothers all go to school, and after the exams, we can watch the little cow. Baby goes to school every day, takes the exam every day, and can watch the little cow every day."

The relationship is like this, they promised to wait for Feng Hao and Jiang Fang to relax after the exam, and go to the countryside to see the little cows together, but Xiao Trumpet took this as a benefit of the exam.

School exams are equal to little cows.

I have to say that children's thoughts really make adults dumbfounded.

Jiang Fang heard that Xiao Trumpet also went to school for a long time, and he asked Xiao Trumpet how he felt about going to school.

The trumpet thought for a while, "There are delicious foods, but the baby can't sit still. The baby doesn't like it!"

Kindergarten is not good at all, it is not as good as at home, there are kindergartens, and there are also at home.

At home, the baby can eat whenever he wants, and lie down when he wants to lie down.

There is no need to sit obediently.

Jiang Fang nodded, "Then you don't like kindergarten?"

Little Trumpet nodded firmly, "I hate it."

The baby doesn't like it at all!

Jiang Fang looked at Wei Xue, and he made a devilish voice, saying, "Auntie, since this is the case..."

Little Trumpet looked at Brother Jiang Fang full of hope. He felt that Brother Jiang Fang wanted to say, "In this case, let Little Trumpet go and let him drink Little Milk."

But Jiang Fang didn't say that, "Auntie, since that's the case, let Xiao Trumpet enter the kindergarten. He has also reached the age of kindergarten."

Little Trumpet looked at Jiang Fang in disbelief, Jiang Fang was not moved at all, "Now it's the summer vacation, we can contact the kindergarten to complete the formalities, and when the school starts, Little Trumpet will be able to enter the kindergarten for classes. "

Little Trumpet seemed to suddenly lose his dream, and he lay down on the ground, staring blankly at the ceiling.

The baby is now a useless baby, and the baby will never be happy again.

Seeing his son so cheap, Feng Tingyun said aside, "Baby, if you want to open up a little, you will have to study for more than ten years in the future. Where is this going?"

The baby raised his two hands and put them in front of him blankly. One month has been so long, more than ten years?Do you want the baby's life?

Little Trumpet lost hope in life, the old man thought for a while, "This idea is very good, I will choose a school for Little Trumpet myself, and I will definitely pick a good one."

The little trumpet weakly resisted, "No."

Old Man Feng laughed, "Rejected, the objection is invalid."

Ah, the baby is dead!

Everyone watched the baby roll around on the ground. Unlike other children, he didn't cry or make noise when rolling on the ground.Just rolling around pitifully.

Wei Xue seemed to have found a way to handle him, "The baby mopped the floor really clean. In order to reward the baby, how about we let the baby go to school early?"

"No!" Like the little turtle, the little trumpet first turned over and then got up slowly. Although he was wronged, he forced a smile on his face.

It looked like a polite smile, "Baby don't go early."

Since the storm is coming sooner or later, let him be late.

The baby's heart can't bear it.

After two days of exams, Jiang Fang finally finished. Before leaving, he went to the office to get the summer homework left by his head teacher.He was also stopped by the head teacher of another class and made fun of him, "It's the first again this time, we've wasted our efforts again."

Jiang Fang thought for a while, "Ten years later, you will be able to take revenge."

The teachers were a little puzzled, "Why?"

Jiang Fang sighed, "At that time, my younger brother should be in junior high school."

He felt that according to Xiao Trump's IQ, he could probably ruin all the reputation he had accumulated in school.

Ten years later, he had already thought up the school's slogan, and the younger brother of the outstanding graduate Jiang Fang, the little trumpet, was actually the last one.shock!Is it a genetic mutation, or a degeneration of IQ!

Jiang Fang thought for a while, and it was not true, the IQ of the little speaker was replaced by cuteness.

In just one month, the small speaker has been lost twice.

This time when he went to the countryside, Jiang Fang was ready to fasten the small horn to himself.

The huge shock of going to kindergarten didn't last long, because the goldfish brain that followed the little trumpet put it behind me the next day.

All he can think about now is, go play, go play, go play.

Go see the little cows in the country.

Jiang Fang sometimes suspects that Little Trumpet was a Maverick in his previous life, which is why he likes Niu so much.

The day before the departure, everyone started to pack their luggage, because this time they were going to the countryside for a long time, so they had to bring a lot of things.

Feng Hao has his own small suitcase, because he has participated in many competitions and training camps before, and he is busy almost every holiday.

He was already very proficient in packing things. He brought a change of clothes, daily necessities, and snacks. Feng Hao didn't have a cold, so he didn't bring them.

Of course, the most important summer homework must not be forgotten.

Jiang Fang's suitcase is similar to Feng Hao's, except that he brought an extra computer.

Feng Shixia traveled lightly, he only brought a computer, and he planned to buy what he needed when he arrived.

Little Horn found it difficult to see his little suitcase, and when Wei Xue came up to check if everyone had forgotten anything, Little Horn said in a childlike voice, "The suitcase...isn't enough!"

Wei Xue was a little puzzled, what else should a little one bring?All the Wei Xue he needs is packed in his suitcase, and the little speaker only needs to take a piece of clothing and a toy.

She looked curiously at the small trumpet's box, the bear on the left, the rabbit and the dinosaur, the biscuits and milk on the right, and the plus-size winter coat that Cui Yuanli sent not long ago.

The most unbelievable thing for her was that the little speaker actually brought a pot?

No wonder the aunt complained to her that the soup casserole had gone somewhere, and there was no way to cook soup today.

Wei Xue looked at the little speaker with a funny face, "What are you doing with the pot?"

The little trumpet said with a serious face, "Sterilization."

"To whom?"

"Little milk." He knew that the little cow was the mother of the little milk, but his brother said that the freshly squeezed milk cannot be drunk, yes... yes...

Feng Hao reminded, "There are bacteria."

"Yeah!" Little Horn nodded, that's it, so he was going to sterilize.

My brother said that heating can sterilize.

Wei Xue sighed, "Be good, baby, please put down the pot. There is processed milk over there, we don't need to take the pot."

Under repeated persuasion from his mother, Xiao Trump finally gave up the idea of ​​taking the pot. He thought for a while, "Is there really a solution, Little Milk?"

"Really." Wei Xue took out all the things from the small speaker, "You can only bring one doll, and choose a few favorite snacks."

This made it difficult for the little trumpet, "I like them all."

He is a philanthropic man!

"Okay, then as many snacks as you bring, you will drink less milk." Wei Xue showed his trump card, and the little speaker was so frightened that he threw things out again and again.

"Don't curl up, don't curl up, don't curl up at all."

We are leaving early the next morning, so we have to go to bed early tonight.

But the little trumpet was so excited that he couldn't fall asleep, after Wei Xue told him the story and saw him fall asleep, he got up and left.

Little Trumpet opened his eyes again, he quietly climbed out of bed, opened his luggage, and stuffed his snacks into it.Let it go secretly, mother will not withhold her own milk if she doesn't know.

For a moment, Little Trumpet felt that he was the smartest baby in the world.

He was so smart that he couldn't sleep.

When he woke up the next day, everyone was in good spirits, but he couldn't open his eyes. Wei Xue helped him during the whole process of dressing and feeding.

Speaking of which, Wei Xue was still puzzled because she went to bed early yesterday.

After more than two hours of driving, they finally arrived in the countryside.The wide asphalt road is lined with pastures, and the cry of the little cows wakes up the little horn.

Excitedly, he lay on the car window with his little butt pouted and twisted and twisted, humming the song he made up, "Little cow, little cow is so cute, I'm going to drink you today!"