Picked Up A Small Cannon Fodder
Chapter 36
"Foreign friend" Trumpet is now picking up his mobile phone and putting it on his belly. Hao thinks that the mud duck is not very honest, and it will be much more lively than in the pet store after returning home.
Now it is about to throw down the little horn, and the little horn is holding the phone and shouting for help, "Mom, save the baby!"
The adult hurried over and hugged the puppy, and the little trumpet was released, and he let out a long sigh of relief.
Xiao Baobei picked up the phone again, "Brother, what are you doing?"
The teacher was waiting for Feng Hao to finish the phone call and continue to give him a lecture. Feng Hao didn't talk much, and hung up the phone after talking to his brother in a hurry. The small speaker that hung up the phone was a bit boring.
Hao thought that the mud duck would fall asleep after a while, and the little milk dog seemed to have endless sleep.
The trumpet sat on the sofa and yawned. Feng Tingyun, who had worked all day, found an extra family member when he got home.
He leaned over to the side of the cage and observed it carefully, never expecting that his son brought back Erha.He didn't expect the dog to come so suddenly, and Jiang Fang hadn't come back when he was having dinner.
Wei Xue made a phone call and said that he would live in a classmate's house today, and Wei Xue was relieved after repeated confirmation of safety.
After hanging up the phone, Wei Xue saw all the adults and children looking at her, as if carved out of a mold, which was a bit funny.
"Don't look, Jiang Fang is going to stay at a classmate's house today."
Little Trumpet chewed and pouted, "I don't bring my baby when I go out to play."
Feng Tingyun ignored this little coquette, he looked at his wife and asked why he bought a dog for the little baby now.
Speaking of which, Wei Xue was still a little angry. She angrily talked about the pet store clerk's attitude towards small animals. Feng Tingyun nodded, "No wonder I heard that many pet stores are not qualified to buy and sell pets. The source of their pets is Probably not very formal."
Wei Xue listened thoughtfully, "That little animal is really pitiful."
"It's okay, I'll let the assistant do it."
Wei Xue was confused, "What should I do?"
"Report and review to see if they have qualifications. Now this aspect is still very strict. If they don't have qualifications, they can be directly seized."
In order to save money, some pet shops disregard the regulations to breed cats and dogs on a large scale. The environment is dirty and messy, and the bred pets have various genetic diseases, that is, backyard cats and backyard dogs. These can be banned.
After hearing Wei Xue's description of the clerk's attitude towards pets, Feng Tingyun felt that there must be something wrong with this store.
He ordered his assistant to deal with these matters. If it was as he guessed, those poor cats and dogs could still be rescued.
The puppy ate and slept, and is now whining in the cage.
The door of the cage was open, and this guy desperately tried to squeeze out from the place where there was no door, and Xiao Erha's mouth was stuck in the crack.
Feng Tingyun couldn't laugh or cry, "This Erha is quite pure, I hope our house won't be demolished in the future."
Today is Friday, the little trumpet doesn't have to go to school tomorrow, so he doesn't have to go to bed early today.
He was sitting on the sofa watching cartoons, Feng Tingyun said that he would take him to meet a friend tomorrow.
The little trumpet has already taken a shower, and now he is lying on his side, holding his jio with one hand, "Where are you going?"
"Go see your Uncle Lin."
"You Uncle Lin?" What a strange name.
Feng Tingyun was inexplicably downgraded, "It's your Uncle Lin!"
That's right, Little Trumpet was a little confused, "Isn't that your Uncle Lin?"
Wei Xue came over and gave one of the two people who were arguing endlessly a headache, she took the opportunity to sit down, "You treat Mr. Lin to dinner?"
"After all, he helped us so much." Feng Tingyun didn't even think about asking Lin Changzhan to help at first. Later, when the old man said that he wanted to invest in the film, he vaguely moved his mind and found a professional person to help.
No matter what Little Trumpet will do in the future, since this is his first play, he still needs to be perfect, after all...the family has this condition.
The results of Director Wang's visit today seemed to be pretty good, and he announced the good news to Feng Tingyun as soon as he finished talking with Lin Changzhan.
It's just that Lin Changzhan is not a philanthropist either. Although he sold Feng Tingyun a favor, he still has to do what needs to be done. The script has to be re-edited by their company's screenwriter teacher, and Director Wang doesn't have much say in the later casting.
The leading male trumpeter is very likely to be reduced to a supporting role. After all, it is really going to be a movie. The company is not in the same way as Director Wang, because it cannot afford to hire adult actors, so the young actor will play the leading role for a while. The situation of this drama is not allowed to exist anymore.
So the male number one with the small trumpet will become the male number one childhood.
Little Trumpet has no objection to this. What makes him most happy is that the salary may increase, although it has not yet been determined.
Wei Xue was a little worried, "Are we making too much fanfare?"
Feng Tingyun reassured, "It's nothing, you see which one is not doing this or that for the children now, it's much worse than us. Besides, we are not doing bad things, this is also helping Director Wang to fulfill his dream. Not just for our son."
Wei Xue thought about it, and the little trumpet was staring at his parents, Wei Xue tickled his little nose, "Watch your cartoon, silly boy."
Because of the indulgence on Friday, the whole family got up late the next day. Fortunately, today is a rest day.
After the little trumpet woke up, he was still lying on the bed, Feng Ting rushed in hurriedly, "It's over, it's over, baby, we're going to be late."
Today I made an appointment with Lin Changzhan to meet at noon, but that road is stuck in traffic on weekends.
Wei Xue and Feng Tingyun hurriedly dressed Little Trumpet, his hair was blown out, and then he was carried by his father to brush his teeth with a dazed expression.
"What's wrong with you!" Baby's time for contemplation was interrupted.
Feng Tingyun put the small speaker on the stool, and then helped him squeeze the toothpaste, "What are you talking about, brush your teeth quickly, we are going to be late."
There was still half an hour left before the agreed time when the whole family packed up, so they were definitely going to be late now.
Feng Tingyun called Lin Changzhan, but the other party didn't answer.
He persisted in making a second call, and Lin Changzhan on the bed dazedly fished out his phone. He had worked overtime yesterday to deal with work, and he still hasn't woken up yet.
Lin Changzhan yawned when the phone was brought over, "Hi, hello."
"No, what are you doing?" Feng Tingyun heard something wrong with his voice, the other party was speaking with a bit of a nasal sound, he sounded dazed, as if he hadn't woken up.
"Sleep." Lin Changzhan was still a little surprised, isn't it time to rest on weekends.
Fortunately, Feng Tingyun's family just got into the car and didn't set off yet, otherwise they would have missed out. Feng Tingyun couldn't laugh or cry on the phone, "Did you forget that we made an appointment for dinner today!"
Lin Changzhan was taken aback, he really forgot!
"I'll go, I forgot when I was busy, so you...are you here now?" Not knowing whether it was too late for him to set off, Lin Changzhan lifted the quilt and prepared to change clothes.
Feng Tingyun smiled, "That's not true, I got up late too, and I want to tell you that I'm about to be late. Since you haven't left yet, I can rest assured."
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who!
Lin Changzhan despised him, and put the quilt back on his body. Lin Changzhan felt that he could sleep a little longer, "But since we all get up late, we should make the mistake. Don't go to the hotel, come to my house?"
It's okay.
"Go right away and wait for me."
The destination changed temporarily, Little Trumpet sat on the baby chair and yawned, "Baba Baba, where are you going?"
Feng Tingyun turned his head and glanced at the little baby, "Didn't I tell you yesterday? We are going to see your Uncle Lin."
The little trumpet scratched his head, oh, forgot.
After Lin Changzhan hung up the phone, he lay down for a while. About 3 minutes later, his doorbell rang crazily.
Lin Changzhan was finally willing to get up from the bed. The doorbell rang urgently. He was still wearing his nightgown and slippers and walked over. He muttered as he walked, "No way, you just flew over after hanging up the phone? Why are you so fast?" ?”
As soon as the door was opened, Lin Changzhan looked at the people outside. Unlike what he thought, Feng Tingyun was not outside the door, but his old friend.He also came with his friend's fiancé An An.
Lin Changzhan took a bite of dog food early in the morning.
An An waved at Lin Changzhan, "Hi brother, An An is here to play again!"
He has some IQ problems like a child, and he still holds his robot dog in his arms.
Lin Changzhan's unreliable friend entrusted his fiancé to him, and before leaving, he also asked, "There is an event today, An'an, please take care of it."
After finishing talking, the door was closed, his unreliable friend withdrew, Lin Changzhan and An An stared wide-eyed.
When Feng Tingyun's family came, they found that there were other guests in Lin Changzhan's house.
Little Trumpet was a little shy when he saw a stranger, he hid behind his mother.
Lin Changzhan was enthusiastic like a human trafficker, "Little Trumpet, don't you remember Uncle? Uncle hugged you when you were young."
Little Trumpet tried his best to hide behind his mother, talking about being afraid while hiding.
Feng Tingyun gave the other party a light punch, "You can pull it, don't scare my son anymore."
Lin Changzhan stared and said, "Go aside and let me play with my eldest son."
Lin Changzhan didn't even shave his beard in the morning, and he was about to pierce the trumpet with his head outstretched, scaring the little baby to run all over the room.
In the end, he hit his head on the leg of a strange brother, and An An looked at this little guy.
The little trumpet also rubbed his head and looked at his brother, he stretched out his chubby hand to rub his brother, "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt."
Today, An An and Xiao Trumpet collided accidentally. Both of them were wearing overalls and carrying small schoolbags. The difference was that An An carried his beloved yellow schoolbag, and Xiao Trump carried his beloved little cow.
The two hit it off.
The two little heads came together immediately, Lin Changzhan looked at it and laughed, "They do have something to talk about, that's all, we don't have to worry about the two of us being with each other."
Everyone was chatting outside, and An An and Xiao Trumpet were locked in the bedroom to play.
The little trumpet looked at his brother's robot dog greedily, but his arms were empty, and he didn't bring any ducks when he came out today. The little baby looked at his brother showing off, "Baby also has a dog."
An An put the robot dog on the ground, "It's also... like this?"
"No." Little Baby shook his head, "It's a real dog."
An An was a little disappointed. He glanced at his robot dog. An An didn't have a real dog. His dog was a fake dog.
The robot dog is lying impatiently on its side, what kind of eyes is this, is it looking down on the dog?
The little trumpet patted his brother's leg thoughtfully, "Don't worry, when the baby's dog gives birth to a puppy, the baby will give you one."
It's a pity that the little baby doesn't know that his dog is a male dog, so he won't give birth.
An An also foolishly hooked up with the little baby, "When An An's dog gives birth to a puppy, I will give it to you."
The robot dog looked at the two little fools angrily, "I'm male, I can't give birth!"
The two little idiots expressed deep regret. The little speaker didn't know what he learned from the TV. He looked at the mechanical dog suspiciously, "Why can't Sen give birth?"
"Is there something... unspeakable?"
This also aroused An An's curiosity, the robot dog was turned over, and the two seriously studied why the robot dog was infertile.
The two of them almost made the robot dog autistic, and they studied for a while but didn't find anything.On the contrary, Little Horn's stomach rang twice. Little Horn hadn't eaten since morning, and he felt a little hungry by patting his belly.
An An volunteered to stand up, "I'll go get you something delicious."
He has been to Lin Changzhan's house countless times, and he knows the way well.
An An went to the refrigerator to take out a small cake, and took two bottles of drinks by the way.
It was filled in a glass bottle without any logo on it, and it was red. An An thought it was strawberry juice.
An An, who had gained a lot, immediately ran back to find her younger brother. The little trumpet's eyes widened, and there were so many delicious foods.
When An An walked over, he accidentally kicked the robot dog away. At the end, he looked at the ground with some doubts, "Foot feet."
The little trumpet lay down on the ground and observed carefully, and finally came to a conclusion, "Uncle's house! The land is uneven!"
The two nodded seriously, and the whole floor was filled with delicious food.An An thoughtfully opened the "strawberry juice" for her younger brother, it was the first time for the little one to drink this kind of strawberry juice.
What they don't know is that it's not strawberry juice, it's homemade wine sent by relatives in Lin Changzhan's hometown. Unexpectedly, "Wow, brother, you have become... three curls."
Little Trumpet didn't seem to be much better, he tilted his head and walked sideways, "Brother, you have also changed a lot."
The little baby's face was flushed, the robot dog shivered in the corner, An An was still sitting on the ground, and the little baby wobbled over.
He grabbed the robot dog's leg with one hand, and the robot dog struggled and yelled, "Let go of me, I'm just a showman rather than a person."
The drunk little baby covered its mouth, and the little baby pouted a little angrily, "Speak."
The robot dog fell silent, a teary eye displayed on the dog's face on the electronic screen.
The little speaker felt that he was the focus of the audience when he was drunk, and his chubby hand patted the robot dog, "Sing!"
Just as Lin Changzhan and Feng Tingyun were chatting happily, there was a sudden noise in the room.
The loud sound of the music made the three of them tremble, and the little trumpet came out dazed with the robot dog in his arms, still humming, "So there are four of us, drunk Fudie!"
Others are drunk butterflies, and the little baby can only be regarded as a drunken silkworm chrysalis. His appearance frightens his parents.
Lin Changzhan slapped his thigh and thought it was over, he pushed open the bedroom door heavily, and sure enough there was another one inside.
An An held up the small flagon and said "cheers",
Lin Changzhan only felt that he was a little hypoxic, and he would die of anger if he stopped cheering.
Lin Changzhan immediately confiscated the culprit's jug, but fortunately, the two of them probably only took a sip, and gave up after tasting it if it wasn't sweet.
An An fell asleep and fell asleep, but the little trumpet was of the hyperactive type after drinking too much.He seems to be much more lively than when he first came here, and now he is not afraid to see Lin Changzhan.
Right now, Little Trumpet is sitting cross-legged on someone else's sofa, and Lin Changzhan, who came out after putting An An on the bed, can't laugh or cry.
The couple of the Feng family are taking care of their drunken son, and the little trumpet won't let anyone touch him.
Wei Xue smiled wryly, "This drunk appearance is just like yours."
Feng Tingyun wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, who knew it was also inherited.Feng Tingyun also specifically asked the doctor who had treated the little baby before, whether he needed to go to the hospital when he was drunk.
The doctor was silent for a moment, because the little baby only took a sip, so he suggested to let him sleep, just sleep.
But the biggest problem now is that the little one doesn't sleep!Little Trumpet drank too much and was very nosy. He imitated his grandfather and stroked his non-existent beard, "Xiao Lin."
Xiao Lin's eyes widened, he looked at Feng Tingyun in surprise, "Your son...call me?"
Feng Tingyun clasped his hands together, "I'm sorry, the kid drank too much, don't be as knowledgeable as him."
"Xiao Lin!" The little baby pursed his lips in displeasure, why no one cares about the baby.
How could Lin Changzhan care about a drunkard, he just found it funny, and asked Feng Tingyun to record this scene.
Lin Changzhan sat next to the little baby. The little baby probably felt a little dizzy, and put his head on the opponent's lap, "Xiao Lin."
Lin Changzhan gave the little baby a headache, "Call him uncle."
Little Trumpet hugged his head with an aggrieved expression, "Susu."
The child said in a childlike manner, "Susu, how old are you this year? Why are you so swollen that you have no brains at home?"
Lin Changzhan received a knowing blow, he looked at Feng Tingyun sadly and angrily, Feng Tingyun leaned forward and back with a smile.
He never expected that he would be urged to marry by his parents at home, and now he would be urged to marry by a child. Lin Changzhan secretly made up his mind, "Little ancestor, don't worry so much. I will get married this year, okay?"
The little baby nodded in satisfaction, and then stretched out his arms for his mother to hug. Just now, no one could touch him, but now he is actively looking for someone.
The little baby leaned into her mother's ear and whispered, "Susu is so old that she doesn't have a date, she's so clingy!"
After he finished speaking, he yawned and fell asleep with his head thrown back, his little snoring sounded loud.
The adults looked at each other in blank dismay. They were all prepared for a long battle, but this is the end?After being drunk, Xiao Trump blushed like a red apple. He lay on the sofa and slept peacefully, smacking his lips from time to time.
This party is destined to not go on, Lin Changzhan still has to take care of An An, Wei Xue can only leave with the sleeping trumpet in his arms.
Along the way, Little Trumpet was still talking in his sleep, and Wei Xue couldn't understand what he said specifically. He only knew that Little Trumpet laughed happily when he was approaching the door of the house.Wei Xue felt something was wrong, this relieved smile was too unusual, she fell silent as soon as she touched it.
Xiao Trump probably found the toilet in his dream.
After taking the little drunk back home, he had to take a bath. The little trumpet was all white because he fell asleep and took a bath, but he was very obedient.After sleeping in the car, and halfway through the hot shower, the little speaker finally woke up. He was still in a daze, with his eyelids half-closed.
He looked at himself lying in the bathtub, the little baby opened his mouth wide, "Why is baby here?!"
Isn't he playing at his uncle's house?Did mom and dad learn to teleport?
He is still surprised?He is still surprised? !
Feng Tingyun couldn't help giving his son a thumbs up, "Are you still broken after drinking?"
The little baby scratched his head and slapped the water angrily. Dad said Sen? !Baby can't understand.
After the little trumpet woke up, he couldn't stay in the bathtub anymore, and he struggled to get out.
A small glutinous rice dumpling could not be subdued by Feng Tingyun alone, and the two of them pinched back and forth to catch the small trumpet.
Wei Xue coaxed him softly, "Be good, baby, you'll be fine in a while."
The baby pursed his mouth and wanted to cry, "Baby hurts."
Feng Tingyun was holding back his laughter, his head hurts from drinking too much, it was the same when he was hungover.
But the little trumpet misunderstood his father's smile, "Dad hit!"
Wei Xue didn't understand at first, so the little horn pointed at her father angrily, "Daddy hit baby."
The little guy is known for his blood-spouting skills, Feng Tingyun hurriedly waved his hands, "I don't, it's not me."
Little Trumpet rubbed his head, "That's right, that's right."
The baby looked at his father and secretly smiled. The pain in the baby's head must be caused by his father.Now no matter how Feng Tingyun explained it, it didn't make sense, and the little baby was still sulking with his father until dinner time.
Grandpa's video call came over at night, and the little baby complained to grandpa angrily, "Daddy hit baby today."
"Really? Where did Daddy hit the baby?"
The little baby pointed to his head aggrieved, "My head hurts."
The old man was taken aback, how could he hit the child on the head.
Little Trumpet only remembered that he was playing with his brother at his uncle's house, but he returned home as soon as he woke up.The lost memory cannot be made up, it all depends on the little baby's own imagination, he complained to grandpa angrily, "Baby was playing at uncle's house, daddy knocked baby out and brought baby back!"
It's very logical, but it also seems a little unreasonable.
Feng Tingyun wanted to complain, "Dad, don't listen to his nonsense! He used the wine as a drink and drank the fragments himself."
The great achievements of the little trumpet were reproduced in the father's mouth again, and the little baby was surprised when he heard it, but he still retorted, "It's not a baby!"
Baby can't drink.
Knowing that Little Trumpet would die, Dad had already prepared for it and silently took out the "precious video of wild drunken silkworm chrysalis".
In the picture, the little baby is pulling the frightened robot dog and singing the drunk Fudie.
Little Trumpet's head was about to grow on the phone, and his eyes were fixed on the child on the screen.Little fat hand!The little speaker stretched out his hand to look, and saw that it was from the mail.
Little short legs!Also send a few!
Belly!Nothing wrong, still send a few!
Monkey ass face kid!The little baby went to get mom's make-up mirror, woo woo woo or send some!
Xiao Baobei cried bitterly watching the drunk and singing child in the video. The development of this scene was unexpected, and the little trumpet was crying while beating his chest in grief.
Feng Tingyun looked at the little baby worriedly, the little baby was crying out of breath, he was ugly crying by the child on the screen, but that child was him, the little baby was distraught, "Why is the baby so swollen, it's embarrassing again !"
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Now it is about to throw down the little horn, and the little horn is holding the phone and shouting for help, "Mom, save the baby!"
The adult hurried over and hugged the puppy, and the little trumpet was released, and he let out a long sigh of relief.
Xiao Baobei picked up the phone again, "Brother, what are you doing?"
The teacher was waiting for Feng Hao to finish the phone call and continue to give him a lecture. Feng Hao didn't talk much, and hung up the phone after talking to his brother in a hurry. The small speaker that hung up the phone was a bit boring.
Hao thought that the mud duck would fall asleep after a while, and the little milk dog seemed to have endless sleep.
The trumpet sat on the sofa and yawned. Feng Tingyun, who had worked all day, found an extra family member when he got home.
He leaned over to the side of the cage and observed it carefully, never expecting that his son brought back Erha.He didn't expect the dog to come so suddenly, and Jiang Fang hadn't come back when he was having dinner.
Wei Xue made a phone call and said that he would live in a classmate's house today, and Wei Xue was relieved after repeated confirmation of safety.
After hanging up the phone, Wei Xue saw all the adults and children looking at her, as if carved out of a mold, which was a bit funny.
"Don't look, Jiang Fang is going to stay at a classmate's house today."
Little Trumpet chewed and pouted, "I don't bring my baby when I go out to play."
Feng Tingyun ignored this little coquette, he looked at his wife and asked why he bought a dog for the little baby now.
Speaking of which, Wei Xue was still a little angry. She angrily talked about the pet store clerk's attitude towards small animals. Feng Tingyun nodded, "No wonder I heard that many pet stores are not qualified to buy and sell pets. The source of their pets is Probably not very formal."
Wei Xue listened thoughtfully, "That little animal is really pitiful."
"It's okay, I'll let the assistant do it."
Wei Xue was confused, "What should I do?"
"Report and review to see if they have qualifications. Now this aspect is still very strict. If they don't have qualifications, they can be directly seized."
In order to save money, some pet shops disregard the regulations to breed cats and dogs on a large scale. The environment is dirty and messy, and the bred pets have various genetic diseases, that is, backyard cats and backyard dogs. These can be banned.
After hearing Wei Xue's description of the clerk's attitude towards pets, Feng Tingyun felt that there must be something wrong with this store.
He ordered his assistant to deal with these matters. If it was as he guessed, those poor cats and dogs could still be rescued.
The puppy ate and slept, and is now whining in the cage.
The door of the cage was open, and this guy desperately tried to squeeze out from the place where there was no door, and Xiao Erha's mouth was stuck in the crack.
Feng Tingyun couldn't laugh or cry, "This Erha is quite pure, I hope our house won't be demolished in the future."
Today is Friday, the little trumpet doesn't have to go to school tomorrow, so he doesn't have to go to bed early today.
He was sitting on the sofa watching cartoons, Feng Tingyun said that he would take him to meet a friend tomorrow.
The little trumpet has already taken a shower, and now he is lying on his side, holding his jio with one hand, "Where are you going?"
"Go see your Uncle Lin."
"You Uncle Lin?" What a strange name.
Feng Tingyun was inexplicably downgraded, "It's your Uncle Lin!"
That's right, Little Trumpet was a little confused, "Isn't that your Uncle Lin?"
Wei Xue came over and gave one of the two people who were arguing endlessly a headache, she took the opportunity to sit down, "You treat Mr. Lin to dinner?"
"After all, he helped us so much." Feng Tingyun didn't even think about asking Lin Changzhan to help at first. Later, when the old man said that he wanted to invest in the film, he vaguely moved his mind and found a professional person to help.
No matter what Little Trumpet will do in the future, since this is his first play, he still needs to be perfect, after all...the family has this condition.
The results of Director Wang's visit today seemed to be pretty good, and he announced the good news to Feng Tingyun as soon as he finished talking with Lin Changzhan.
It's just that Lin Changzhan is not a philanthropist either. Although he sold Feng Tingyun a favor, he still has to do what needs to be done. The script has to be re-edited by their company's screenwriter teacher, and Director Wang doesn't have much say in the later casting.
The leading male trumpeter is very likely to be reduced to a supporting role. After all, it is really going to be a movie. The company is not in the same way as Director Wang, because it cannot afford to hire adult actors, so the young actor will play the leading role for a while. The situation of this drama is not allowed to exist anymore.
So the male number one with the small trumpet will become the male number one childhood.
Little Trumpet has no objection to this. What makes him most happy is that the salary may increase, although it has not yet been determined.
Wei Xue was a little worried, "Are we making too much fanfare?"
Feng Tingyun reassured, "It's nothing, you see which one is not doing this or that for the children now, it's much worse than us. Besides, we are not doing bad things, this is also helping Director Wang to fulfill his dream. Not just for our son."
Wei Xue thought about it, and the little trumpet was staring at his parents, Wei Xue tickled his little nose, "Watch your cartoon, silly boy."
Because of the indulgence on Friday, the whole family got up late the next day. Fortunately, today is a rest day.
After the little trumpet woke up, he was still lying on the bed, Feng Ting rushed in hurriedly, "It's over, it's over, baby, we're going to be late."
Today I made an appointment with Lin Changzhan to meet at noon, but that road is stuck in traffic on weekends.
Wei Xue and Feng Tingyun hurriedly dressed Little Trumpet, his hair was blown out, and then he was carried by his father to brush his teeth with a dazed expression.
"What's wrong with you!" Baby's time for contemplation was interrupted.
Feng Tingyun put the small speaker on the stool, and then helped him squeeze the toothpaste, "What are you talking about, brush your teeth quickly, we are going to be late."
There was still half an hour left before the agreed time when the whole family packed up, so they were definitely going to be late now.
Feng Tingyun called Lin Changzhan, but the other party didn't answer.
He persisted in making a second call, and Lin Changzhan on the bed dazedly fished out his phone. He had worked overtime yesterday to deal with work, and he still hasn't woken up yet.
Lin Changzhan yawned when the phone was brought over, "Hi, hello."
"No, what are you doing?" Feng Tingyun heard something wrong with his voice, the other party was speaking with a bit of a nasal sound, he sounded dazed, as if he hadn't woken up.
"Sleep." Lin Changzhan was still a little surprised, isn't it time to rest on weekends.
Fortunately, Feng Tingyun's family just got into the car and didn't set off yet, otherwise they would have missed out. Feng Tingyun couldn't laugh or cry on the phone, "Did you forget that we made an appointment for dinner today!"
Lin Changzhan was taken aback, he really forgot!
"I'll go, I forgot when I was busy, so you...are you here now?" Not knowing whether it was too late for him to set off, Lin Changzhan lifted the quilt and prepared to change clothes.
Feng Tingyun smiled, "That's not true, I got up late too, and I want to tell you that I'm about to be late. Since you haven't left yet, I can rest assured."
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who!
Lin Changzhan despised him, and put the quilt back on his body. Lin Changzhan felt that he could sleep a little longer, "But since we all get up late, we should make the mistake. Don't go to the hotel, come to my house?"
It's okay.
"Go right away and wait for me."
The destination changed temporarily, Little Trumpet sat on the baby chair and yawned, "Baba Baba, where are you going?"
Feng Tingyun turned his head and glanced at the little baby, "Didn't I tell you yesterday? We are going to see your Uncle Lin."
The little trumpet scratched his head, oh, forgot.
After Lin Changzhan hung up the phone, he lay down for a while. About 3 minutes later, his doorbell rang crazily.
Lin Changzhan was finally willing to get up from the bed. The doorbell rang urgently. He was still wearing his nightgown and slippers and walked over. He muttered as he walked, "No way, you just flew over after hanging up the phone? Why are you so fast?" ?”
As soon as the door was opened, Lin Changzhan looked at the people outside. Unlike what he thought, Feng Tingyun was not outside the door, but his old friend.He also came with his friend's fiancé An An.
Lin Changzhan took a bite of dog food early in the morning.
An An waved at Lin Changzhan, "Hi brother, An An is here to play again!"
He has some IQ problems like a child, and he still holds his robot dog in his arms.
Lin Changzhan's unreliable friend entrusted his fiancé to him, and before leaving, he also asked, "There is an event today, An'an, please take care of it."
After finishing talking, the door was closed, his unreliable friend withdrew, Lin Changzhan and An An stared wide-eyed.
When Feng Tingyun's family came, they found that there were other guests in Lin Changzhan's house.
Little Trumpet was a little shy when he saw a stranger, he hid behind his mother.
Lin Changzhan was enthusiastic like a human trafficker, "Little Trumpet, don't you remember Uncle? Uncle hugged you when you were young."
Little Trumpet tried his best to hide behind his mother, talking about being afraid while hiding.
Feng Tingyun gave the other party a light punch, "You can pull it, don't scare my son anymore."
Lin Changzhan stared and said, "Go aside and let me play with my eldest son."
Lin Changzhan didn't even shave his beard in the morning, and he was about to pierce the trumpet with his head outstretched, scaring the little baby to run all over the room.
In the end, he hit his head on the leg of a strange brother, and An An looked at this little guy.
The little trumpet also rubbed his head and looked at his brother, he stretched out his chubby hand to rub his brother, "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt."
Today, An An and Xiao Trumpet collided accidentally. Both of them were wearing overalls and carrying small schoolbags. The difference was that An An carried his beloved yellow schoolbag, and Xiao Trump carried his beloved little cow.
The two hit it off.
The two little heads came together immediately, Lin Changzhan looked at it and laughed, "They do have something to talk about, that's all, we don't have to worry about the two of us being with each other."
Everyone was chatting outside, and An An and Xiao Trumpet were locked in the bedroom to play.
The little trumpet looked at his brother's robot dog greedily, but his arms were empty, and he didn't bring any ducks when he came out today. The little baby looked at his brother showing off, "Baby also has a dog."
An An put the robot dog on the ground, "It's also... like this?"
"No." Little Baby shook his head, "It's a real dog."
An An was a little disappointed. He glanced at his robot dog. An An didn't have a real dog. His dog was a fake dog.
The robot dog is lying impatiently on its side, what kind of eyes is this, is it looking down on the dog?
The little trumpet patted his brother's leg thoughtfully, "Don't worry, when the baby's dog gives birth to a puppy, the baby will give you one."
It's a pity that the little baby doesn't know that his dog is a male dog, so he won't give birth.
An An also foolishly hooked up with the little baby, "When An An's dog gives birth to a puppy, I will give it to you."
The robot dog looked at the two little fools angrily, "I'm male, I can't give birth!"
The two little idiots expressed deep regret. The little speaker didn't know what he learned from the TV. He looked at the mechanical dog suspiciously, "Why can't Sen give birth?"
"Is there something... unspeakable?"
This also aroused An An's curiosity, the robot dog was turned over, and the two seriously studied why the robot dog was infertile.
The two of them almost made the robot dog autistic, and they studied for a while but didn't find anything.On the contrary, Little Horn's stomach rang twice. Little Horn hadn't eaten since morning, and he felt a little hungry by patting his belly.
An An volunteered to stand up, "I'll go get you something delicious."
He has been to Lin Changzhan's house countless times, and he knows the way well.
An An went to the refrigerator to take out a small cake, and took two bottles of drinks by the way.
It was filled in a glass bottle without any logo on it, and it was red. An An thought it was strawberry juice.
An An, who had gained a lot, immediately ran back to find her younger brother. The little trumpet's eyes widened, and there were so many delicious foods.
When An An walked over, he accidentally kicked the robot dog away. At the end, he looked at the ground with some doubts, "Foot feet."
The little trumpet lay down on the ground and observed carefully, and finally came to a conclusion, "Uncle's house! The land is uneven!"
The two nodded seriously, and the whole floor was filled with delicious food.An An thoughtfully opened the "strawberry juice" for her younger brother, it was the first time for the little one to drink this kind of strawberry juice.
What they don't know is that it's not strawberry juice, it's homemade wine sent by relatives in Lin Changzhan's hometown. Unexpectedly, "Wow, brother, you have become... three curls."
Little Trumpet didn't seem to be much better, he tilted his head and walked sideways, "Brother, you have also changed a lot."
The little baby's face was flushed, the robot dog shivered in the corner, An An was still sitting on the ground, and the little baby wobbled over.
He grabbed the robot dog's leg with one hand, and the robot dog struggled and yelled, "Let go of me, I'm just a showman rather than a person."
The drunk little baby covered its mouth, and the little baby pouted a little angrily, "Speak."
The robot dog fell silent, a teary eye displayed on the dog's face on the electronic screen.
The little speaker felt that he was the focus of the audience when he was drunk, and his chubby hand patted the robot dog, "Sing!"
Just as Lin Changzhan and Feng Tingyun were chatting happily, there was a sudden noise in the room.
The loud sound of the music made the three of them tremble, and the little trumpet came out dazed with the robot dog in his arms, still humming, "So there are four of us, drunk Fudie!"
Others are drunk butterflies, and the little baby can only be regarded as a drunken silkworm chrysalis. His appearance frightens his parents.
Lin Changzhan slapped his thigh and thought it was over, he pushed open the bedroom door heavily, and sure enough there was another one inside.
An An held up the small flagon and said "cheers",
Lin Changzhan only felt that he was a little hypoxic, and he would die of anger if he stopped cheering.
Lin Changzhan immediately confiscated the culprit's jug, but fortunately, the two of them probably only took a sip, and gave up after tasting it if it wasn't sweet.
An An fell asleep and fell asleep, but the little trumpet was of the hyperactive type after drinking too much.He seems to be much more lively than when he first came here, and now he is not afraid to see Lin Changzhan.
Right now, Little Trumpet is sitting cross-legged on someone else's sofa, and Lin Changzhan, who came out after putting An An on the bed, can't laugh or cry.
The couple of the Feng family are taking care of their drunken son, and the little trumpet won't let anyone touch him.
Wei Xue smiled wryly, "This drunk appearance is just like yours."
Feng Tingyun wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, who knew it was also inherited.Feng Tingyun also specifically asked the doctor who had treated the little baby before, whether he needed to go to the hospital when he was drunk.
The doctor was silent for a moment, because the little baby only took a sip, so he suggested to let him sleep, just sleep.
But the biggest problem now is that the little one doesn't sleep!Little Trumpet drank too much and was very nosy. He imitated his grandfather and stroked his non-existent beard, "Xiao Lin."
Xiao Lin's eyes widened, he looked at Feng Tingyun in surprise, "Your son...call me?"
Feng Tingyun clasped his hands together, "I'm sorry, the kid drank too much, don't be as knowledgeable as him."
"Xiao Lin!" The little baby pursed his lips in displeasure, why no one cares about the baby.
How could Lin Changzhan care about a drunkard, he just found it funny, and asked Feng Tingyun to record this scene.
Lin Changzhan sat next to the little baby. The little baby probably felt a little dizzy, and put his head on the opponent's lap, "Xiao Lin."
Lin Changzhan gave the little baby a headache, "Call him uncle."
Little Trumpet hugged his head with an aggrieved expression, "Susu."
The child said in a childlike manner, "Susu, how old are you this year? Why are you so swollen that you have no brains at home?"
Lin Changzhan received a knowing blow, he looked at Feng Tingyun sadly and angrily, Feng Tingyun leaned forward and back with a smile.
He never expected that he would be urged to marry by his parents at home, and now he would be urged to marry by a child. Lin Changzhan secretly made up his mind, "Little ancestor, don't worry so much. I will get married this year, okay?"
The little baby nodded in satisfaction, and then stretched out his arms for his mother to hug. Just now, no one could touch him, but now he is actively looking for someone.
The little baby leaned into her mother's ear and whispered, "Susu is so old that she doesn't have a date, she's so clingy!"
After he finished speaking, he yawned and fell asleep with his head thrown back, his little snoring sounded loud.
The adults looked at each other in blank dismay. They were all prepared for a long battle, but this is the end?After being drunk, Xiao Trump blushed like a red apple. He lay on the sofa and slept peacefully, smacking his lips from time to time.
This party is destined to not go on, Lin Changzhan still has to take care of An An, Wei Xue can only leave with the sleeping trumpet in his arms.
Along the way, Little Trumpet was still talking in his sleep, and Wei Xue couldn't understand what he said specifically. He only knew that Little Trumpet laughed happily when he was approaching the door of the house.Wei Xue felt something was wrong, this relieved smile was too unusual, she fell silent as soon as she touched it.
Xiao Trump probably found the toilet in his dream.
After taking the little drunk back home, he had to take a bath. The little trumpet was all white because he fell asleep and took a bath, but he was very obedient.After sleeping in the car, and halfway through the hot shower, the little speaker finally woke up. He was still in a daze, with his eyelids half-closed.
He looked at himself lying in the bathtub, the little baby opened his mouth wide, "Why is baby here?!"
Isn't he playing at his uncle's house?Did mom and dad learn to teleport?
He is still surprised?He is still surprised? !
Feng Tingyun couldn't help giving his son a thumbs up, "Are you still broken after drinking?"
The little baby scratched his head and slapped the water angrily. Dad said Sen? !Baby can't understand.
After the little trumpet woke up, he couldn't stay in the bathtub anymore, and he struggled to get out.
A small glutinous rice dumpling could not be subdued by Feng Tingyun alone, and the two of them pinched back and forth to catch the small trumpet.
Wei Xue coaxed him softly, "Be good, baby, you'll be fine in a while."
The baby pursed his mouth and wanted to cry, "Baby hurts."
Feng Tingyun was holding back his laughter, his head hurts from drinking too much, it was the same when he was hungover.
But the little trumpet misunderstood his father's smile, "Dad hit!"
Wei Xue didn't understand at first, so the little horn pointed at her father angrily, "Daddy hit baby."
The little guy is known for his blood-spouting skills, Feng Tingyun hurriedly waved his hands, "I don't, it's not me."
Little Trumpet rubbed his head, "That's right, that's right."
The baby looked at his father and secretly smiled. The pain in the baby's head must be caused by his father.Now no matter how Feng Tingyun explained it, it didn't make sense, and the little baby was still sulking with his father until dinner time.
Grandpa's video call came over at night, and the little baby complained to grandpa angrily, "Daddy hit baby today."
"Really? Where did Daddy hit the baby?"
The little baby pointed to his head aggrieved, "My head hurts."
The old man was taken aback, how could he hit the child on the head.
Little Trumpet only remembered that he was playing with his brother at his uncle's house, but he returned home as soon as he woke up.The lost memory cannot be made up, it all depends on the little baby's own imagination, he complained to grandpa angrily, "Baby was playing at uncle's house, daddy knocked baby out and brought baby back!"
It's very logical, but it also seems a little unreasonable.
Feng Tingyun wanted to complain, "Dad, don't listen to his nonsense! He used the wine as a drink and drank the fragments himself."
The great achievements of the little trumpet were reproduced in the father's mouth again, and the little baby was surprised when he heard it, but he still retorted, "It's not a baby!"
Baby can't drink.
Knowing that Little Trumpet would die, Dad had already prepared for it and silently took out the "precious video of wild drunken silkworm chrysalis".
In the picture, the little baby is pulling the frightened robot dog and singing the drunk Fudie.
Little Trumpet's head was about to grow on the phone, and his eyes were fixed on the child on the screen.Little fat hand!The little speaker stretched out his hand to look, and saw that it was from the mail.
Little short legs!Also send a few!
Belly!Nothing wrong, still send a few!
Monkey ass face kid!The little baby went to get mom's make-up mirror, woo woo woo or send some!
Xiao Baobei cried bitterly watching the drunk and singing child in the video. The development of this scene was unexpected, and the little trumpet was crying while beating his chest in grief.
Feng Tingyun looked at the little baby worriedly, the little baby was crying out of breath, he was ugly crying by the child on the screen, but that child was him, the little baby was distraught, "Why is the baby so swollen, it's embarrassing again !"
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