Picked Up A Small Cannon Fodder

Feng Tingyun whispered in his son's ear, for a while, do this and that, then that and that, and finally...

The little baby nodded seriously. In fact, the left ear went in and the right ear went out. The baby didn't remember anything after the father finished speaking, but looking at the expectant face of the old father, the little baby felt that he could not disappoint his father.

Feng Tingyun was worried, he looked at his son and asked again, "Do you remember everything?"

The little trumpet nodded affirmatively, "Remember it!"

"Then repeat what Dad just said."

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After a long silence, the barking police officer scratched his face in embarrassment, "Dad, why don't you say it again."

Feng Tingyun almost pouted, he knew it!

Feng Tingyun said to his son as briefly as possible, "You go up to the mother and make a flashy debut to attract their attention. Then he said to his mother: This beautiful lady, that gentleman wants to invite you to dinner. "

"At this time, my mother will be ecstatic when she sees us, and I will leave the rest of the work to my father."

He wanted the man in the suit to know how much he weighed.

The baby nodded, now the baby remembers!

"Go, Dad is waiting for your good news."

The little trumpet walked over with short legs, and my father said that he would make a shining debut, how can it be considered shining.If it is not bright enough, will it affect Dad's plan? The little baby is thinking a little too much, and gradually deviates from the center of gravity.

How did the barking policeman appear?Airplane cannon!But there is no such thing as a baby, Little Trumpet thinks that his appearance should be a bit cool, first a carp jumps over the dragon gate, then a golden rooster stands alone, and the white crane spreads its wings.

The man in the suit was still beside Wei Xue inviting her to dinner, even though Wei Xue had already rejected him, he still refused to leave.Just when Wei Xue was impatient and wanted to bump him away, a small dumpling came into view.

The dumpling propped itself up on the ground, then landed on its head, intending to roll around for a while.The little baby's movements were all designed, rolling around and sweeping his legs, the little baby knelt on one knee and spoke his lines.

Wei Xue was startled at first and then realized that it's no wonder that during the video yesterday, Feng Tingyun hesitated and said that he should go to bed early and hung up the phone.It turned out that she brought her son here, she looked around subconsciously, Feng Tingyun suddenly hid under the table.

Before Wei Xue saw where Feng Tingyun was, the man in the suit who had no eyesight was overjoyed. He tugged at Wei Xue's sleeve, "Look at that kid, it's so funny, he can't get over it."

The little trumpet touched his head that was hurt by the pain, damn it, it's so simple for Wangwang team to do it, baby can't do it.

He resolutely gave up this action, and then prepared for the next leg sweep. The little trumpet swept over with one leg, and sat on the ground without thumping.His face was full of bewilderment, and he sat down with his legs crossed.

Wei Xue's fist was hardened, that bastard Feng Tingyun actually hid in the classroom and watched his son roll around.

Little Trumpet didn't know that his carefully designed appearance ceremony looked like a tortoise rolling to his mother. Wei Xue walked straight towards him, and Little Trumpet felt that it was time for him to speak his lines.

The man in the suit had no eyesight, and was still following Wei Xue, chattering, "Oh, whose child is this, what do mothers think, even a child is not good."

Wei Xue looked back at him abruptly, "What do you mean, what do you mean a mother can't look down on a child. The child is asexually reproduced? Why don't you say that the father is not?"

The man in the suit raised his hands in surrender, "Look at you, why are you still angry? Didn't I just say that I respect women very much. I feel very kind when I look at you. Independent women like you really let us start a business by ourselves." Men admire it. I didn't target you just now, I just think those housewives are worthless and can't even take care of their children. I feel sorry for women because they were trapped by their families early and wasted social resources."

It's so fucking one-on-one, Wei Xue is about to vomit, a really polite person doesn't comment on anything casually.It's not sad that he looks so superior, it's just that he looks down on women.

She looked at the man angrily, and she couldn't maintain her politeness anymore, "What are you pointing here, you think you are the master of the world, you are pitiful for women? Did you chop Dior? There are so many fathers in Dongchang, which onion are you?"

Wei Xue has become more and more imposing since she came out to work alone. In the past, the people who used to be around the small speakers at home were family and children. Now when she comes out, she has to deal with all kinds of people, reasonable and unreasonable.Wei Xue felt that she had become stronger as well as bald, and she made the man speechless.

Feng Tingyun, who was waiting to play at the side, suddenly realized that something was wrong, he rushed out and pushed the man in the suit, who staggered and hit the table.

This movement was not small, the man in the suit grinned.

Wei Xue picked up the trumpet, "This is my son, I'm his mother. If you have any dissatisfaction with his mother, you might as well say a few more words."

Feng Tingyun frowned when he heard that, he rolled up his sleeves and he didn't look like a bully at all, "You have a problem with my wife?!"

Seeing Feng Tingyun's fierce posture, the bullying man in suit waved his hands repeatedly, "No, I don't."

After reacting, he looked at Wei Xue in disbelief, "Are you the mother of a child?"

Fuck, luckily he squatted for two days.It was not easy to find a young and good-looking person from this group of people. He knew that the students who came to the crash course had two coins in their hands, not to mention that they had mines at home.

He originally thought that he would have nothing to worry about for the rest of his life if he hooked up with a rich woman, but the one he fell in love with was a child's mother.

Wei Xue sneered, "Didn't you just say that I look familiar? Let me tell you why."

The man in the suit held his breath and waited for Wei Xue to spread the melon. Wei Xue only felt that this kind of person was disgusting enough to make people want to laugh, like a clown, "Maybe because I look like your mother."

The little trumpet became anxious as soon as he heard it, he hugged his mother's neck, "No, no, baby, I don't want a younger brother."

Such a big brother would not even give it to my baby for nothing.

The man in the suit's face twitched a little, and he looked at Wei Xue viciously.Feng Tingyun kicked him on the calf, and the man in the suit's legs softened and managed to hold on to the table so he didn't fall to the ground. He knew he was wrong and ran away in despair.

As soon as people walk around, they chatter. It turns out that there are such people who sneak in to catch rich women. It's really shameless.

Solved the problem that Wei Xue, the man in a suit, was about to go out with a small speaker in his arms. Even a child could tell that the atmosphere was not good.Mom is still angry, Xiao Trumpet wants to reduce his sense of existence.But as soon as Wei Xue walked out of the school gate, she smiled happily as if she had changed her face, and hugged the little baby and kissed her enough. She really wanted to die if she didn't see the little baby for several days.

Wei Xue was still upset because of the man in the suit, but then she thought about why she was angry, and it was her own fault if she got angry.Besides, always getting angry and scaring the child, Wei Xue tried hard to adjust herself.

Feng Tingyun followed behind his wife, "That...I..."

Wei Xue glanced at him, "You're amazing, and now you're going to sneak attack without telling me."

Little Trumpet corrected, "It's a surprise!"

Wei Xue sighed, quite surprised.When the surprise is over, it's time to settle accounts.

Wei Xue looked at Feng Tingyun, "Where did you hide just now, did you instruct the little trumpet to roll on the ground?"

Look at the child's gray body, it can't be photographed.Feng Tingyun felt that he was wronged, "It's not me, I just want the little speaker to go over and pave the way, and then I will appear on the stage to frighten the man in the suit."

Wei Xue looked at him suspiciously, and their eyes turned to the small speaker at the same time.Feng Tingyun looked at the little trumpet flatteringly, "Baby, tell mom quickly, it wasn't dad who made you roll on the ground, right?"

"Beat it!" There was no suspense about the little speaker cheating.

Wei Xue was really angry and asked him to take care of the child for a few days, but the child rolled all over the floor?

Feng Tingyun became anxious, "No, how dare you slander people. How did Dad tell you back then."

The little trumpet scratched his head, "You made the baby shine."

The little trumpet shyly said, "Baby has designed a lot of movements, isn't it shiny enough?"

The couple couldn't laugh or cry, what was going on in this child's head?

The little baby still has some regrets, "Baby's design is useless."

It was the movement of rolling the body with the head on the ground, which failed because the small horn was not flexible enough.He sighed regretfully, "Baby will practice hard."

The veins on Feng Tingyun's forehead twitched, "That's not necessary."

The little trumpet looked at him stubbornly, "But the barking policemen know it, how can the baby not!"

He can't fall behind!

Not to be outdone, the small speaker has already thought about it. It must be because the ground is too hard that it did not perform well today. When he returns to the hotel, he will try it on the hotel bed.

The young couple enjoyed a candlelight dinner outside with their children, and Feng Tingyun's behavior of putting off work to accompany Wei Xue won his wife's praise.

Although she still has to go to class during the day, she can eat, drink and have fun with the little baby at night.

In the remaining few days, Feng Tingyun took the little baby to play with Jiang's family during the day, and accompanied his wife to the night market to eat at night.The two walked hand in hand in the night market, just like back to the time when they fell in love.

Wei Xue still felt a little regretful, it would be great if the eldest son also came.

Feng Tingyun was also regretful, he said with emotion, "Yes, Haohao can take this little light bulb away when he comes, and we can live in a world of two."

After hearing this, Wei Xue gave her husband a disgusted look, then took the small light bulb in his mouth and left.There is no real number, who can't see it with a light bulb?

Feng Tingyun only felt that the autumn wind was bleak, and the clown was himself.

The course that was supposed to end on the last day of the holiday was canceled because the teacher had something to do. Wei Xue felt like a sponge full of water, waiting for the theory to be applied to practice.

Finally, with a day off, Wei Xue can also relax. They will have a meal with Jiang's family today, and then fly home in the evening.

Grandpa Jiang Fang would do some Tai Chi when he got up in the morning, and his grandma would practice Baduanjin.Under the influence of grandpa and grandma, Little Trumpet also felt the fun of sports. It was rare for parents to sleep late that day, and the little baby secretly opened the door and came to the next door.

It was Jiang Fang who opened the door with half a piece of bread in his mouth.The computer is on the dining table, and I don't know what to do early in the morning.

Grandma Jiang Fang was overjoyed when she saw the baby coming, "Oh, it's a baby."

Grandpa Jiang Fang greeted the little baby from the balcony, "Little trumpet, come quickly, do you remember what grandpa taught you yesterday?"

The little trumpet walked over, and Jiang Fang noticed that he didn't even wear shoes. Jiang Fang stopped the little baby, "Where are your parents?"

The little baby bit his finger, and Jiang Fang immediately pulled it out for him, "Don't chew it, it's dirty."

The little baby was very hurt, it was all the baby's flesh, there was no distinction between high and low.

The little trumpet was listless, and it would be no fun if you didn't nibble your hands, "Mom and Dad are still sleeping."

Jiang Fang thought it was the same, otherwise he would come running here no matter how he put on his shoes.

Jiang Fang found a pair of disposable slippers for the little horn, and the little baby looked like two boats in it.He said awkwardly, "Baby won't walk away."

The shoes fell off as soon as he walked, and continued to fall off when he put them on.The little baby sat on the ground angrily, and then crawled forward.

This posture is ridiculous and broke the grandparents.Grandma Jiang Fang patted the old man, "Hahaha, look at this kid."

The little trumpet is still crawling stubbornly, it looks so pitiful.

Jiang Fang picked him up all at once, and the little trumpet immediately lay down again as if he had no bones, and finally he turned over and lay on the carpet without moving, "Baby, don't go!"

I don't know who I learned this sloppy look from, Jiang Fang felt a little helpless.Grandpa Jiang Fang walked in from the balcony, "Hey, my baby is not wearing shoes."

Jiang Fang was a little embarrassed, "Uncle and aunt are still awake, and I can't get the shoes."

Grandpa didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "I still ran out by myself, please tell me on the phone, don't make Xiao Feng anxious when he wakes up and can't find the child."

Jiang Fang had already said it.

Grandpa knelt down to discuss with the trumpet, "there is a carpet in the room, so you can do without shoes. Then trumpet and grandpa can do Tai Chi in the house."

Little Horn nodded, and then remained motionless. Everyone looked at him with smiles.Little Trumpet was puzzled, "Brother, help the baby up."

He can call people, Jiang Fang picked him up, this time the little baby didn't fall down again.

Excitedly, he put on a posture to perform what he learned yesterday, "A big watermelon, split in half in the middle, half for you and half for me..."

These are the formulas for Tai Chi practice that grandpa taught Xiao Trumpan, and Xiao Trump drools after practicing.

His little head was spinning fast, and the little trumpet pointed at Jiang Fang and said, "Brother wants to eat watermelon!"

What Jiang Fang wanted to eat was clearly his own.

Everyone deliberately teased him, "Really? But why didn't I hear your brother Jiang Fang say that?"

The big eyes of the little trumpet rolled around twice, "Baby heard it, it was... it was said in the stomach."

"My brother's stomach said he wants to eat watermelon." Little Trumpet couldn't hold back his saliva, "Grandpa, let's eat watermelon, or brother will cry!"

Jiang Fang is not so easy to be greedy and cry, he pinched the face of the little trumpet, "You try to spread rumors for me, who wants to eat it."

Bao Bao resolutely refused to let go, "It's brother, brother, don't be shy! Baby please eat."

Little Trumpet is also a person with private money. Director Wang has already called him half of the remuneration, and Little Trumpet has already paid off his arrears.Now Xiao Trumpet is still very rich, and he pesters his brother to buy watermelons.

I have to eat watermelon early in the morning. Grandpa and grandma are afraid that the little trumpet will have diarrhea, so they finally ask him to wait a little bit because they will definitely eat watermelon today.

Little Trumpet stayed with grandparents for more than an hour, and mom and dad finally woke up.Wei Xue held socks and shoes in her hand, and Little Trumpet was lying on the ground, and he was not happy to persuade him to go to bed, Little Trumpet was motionless like a toy.

Wei Xue walked in to put on shoes for the baby, and the baby suddenly came back to life, "Eat melon!"

Wei Xue asked "Huh?" in confusion, "What kind of melon?"

Baby swallowed, and still didn't forget to use Jiang Fang as an excuse, "Brother is thirsty, eat watermelon!"

Jiang Fang smiled and picked up a bottle of mineral water, "I'm not thirsty after drinking water, and I don't want to eat watermelon."

The little trumpet instantly became very wronged and pitiful.Wei Xue couldn't see what he meant, it was because she was greedy and deliberately used others as an excuse.

"There is watermelon at the place where we eat at noon, get up quickly."

Little Trumpet revived with full blood, "It's a lot."

Wei Xue usually restricts him to eat less, otherwise he will easily have diarrhea.This time Wei Xue didn't promise him to eat more, "No matter how naughty you are, you won't be able to eat a single bite."

Little Trumpet dared to be disobedient, he immediately became obedient.

Wei Xue carried him back to brush his teeth and wash his face. The place to eat was a little far from the hotel, and it was an old restaurant that only locals knew.Feng Tingyun has a friend who is from this city, and after knowing that Feng's family is out for a trip, he repeatedly recommends that they must go here for a meal.

Feng Tingyun thought it was good, so he made a reservation in advance.But I really didn't know how old this old restaurant is until a few people arrived at the place. This time the street has been moved, and everything that can be dismantled from the windows has been removed.The whole street is going to be demolished, and the old restaurant is still there, and it will be open for the last two days.

Feng Tingyun led everyone to finally find the place. The business of the old restaurant is completely different from the depression on this street. Because it is said that it will be demolished, so many people have come here recently, they are all looking for the old restaurant. of taste.

Although it is an old restaurant, it was one of the best old restaurants back then, and it was the first one in my personal restaurant to build a two-story building.

There are also various boxes on the first floor, but it was a bit late when booking the first floor, and Feng Tingyun didn't get it. Their box is on the second floor, which is quite ordinary and has no special features.

Because it has been booked in advance, the serving speed is very fast. Once a few people are seated, the dishes will be served one after another within half an hour.There is also a fruit plate on the table, which contains the big watermelon that the small speaker is thinking about.

Although the meals on the table are very tempting, what attracts Xiao Trumpan the most at the moment is the big watermelon he wants to eat.

Jiang Fang and the little horn were sitting opposite each other, and the fruit plate was placed on the corner of the table so as not to get in the way. If the little horn couldn't reach him, he had to ask his brother to help him get it. His appearance as a greedy cat is really funny everyone, Jiang Fang He took a piece of watermelon but refused to hand it to him, "Let's put on a show first."

"Sen?" The small speaker's attention was attracted by the big watermelon, so he couldn't understand what everyone was saying now.

Jiang Fang didn't deliberately refuse to eat it for him, but he realized that the watermelon was frozen when he held it in his hand.Wei Xue took advantage of this opportunity to pour a cup of hot water for Xiao Trumpan, drinking the hot water first and then eating the melon.

Jiang Fang wanted to put the watermelon aside before serving it to the speaker, so he purposely found an excuse to delay the time.Xiao Trumpan swallowed, and immediately said what his brother said, and the watermelon was still in his hands.

Little Trumpet stood up, "Wo...let me do a dance for everyone."

Little Trumpet learned a lot of dances in kindergarten, the difficulty is equivalent to shaking hands and feet, not as good as square dancing.But everyone applauded for saving face. The little speaker saw that everyone was showing face so much, but I didn't mean that I couldn't do it.

He decides to make it more difficult to dance, he wants to sing and dance!

Feng Tingyun turned on the camera instantly, and he wanted to record it, "Does the baby need an accompaniment?"

The little trumpet was very angry. He said that he was going to sing and dance. What accompaniment do you want to give? Are you looking down on my little trumpet?

Dad closed his mouth under the angry eyes of the little trumpet, please start your performance.

The little speaker is still decent, and he announces to himself, "Next, the cutest little speaker will perform "Maomao Song" for everyone~"

It's this magical song again, the little speakers have been singing this Mao Mao song for the past few days.The one who suffered the most was Feng Tingyun who stayed with the little baby all the time. Now that he closes his eyes, he feels that there are hairs in front of him, and he feels that he is a dandelion.

When the wind blows, the hair blows away with the wind.

But no one can discourage the enthusiasm of the small speakers. Although they have (forced) listened to this maomao song countless times, everyone is still very happy.

Among them, Feng Tingyun was the most exaggerated, "Wow, it's Mao Maoge."

Wei Xue moved the chair silently, she was afraid that mental retardation would be contagious.

The moment the little trumpet announced the curtain, he became a fan. He put one hand on his hips and pointed to the sky, with his eyes closed, one leg stood upright and the other bent to the ground, and he hummed the prelude to himself.

The picture was too funny, Jiang Fang couldn't help laughing out loud.In fact, the others didn't hold back either, but Jiang Fangli was the most vulnerable to attack from the small speaker.

Little Trumpet lost the desire to dance all of a sudden, and it was terrible to have his desire interrupted. He looked at his brother angrily, "Why are you laughing?"

Jiang Fang was so teased that he laughed even more unscrupulously, "I thought of something happy."

The little trumpet was even angrier. Some people lost their minds while singing and dancing on Baobao's watch. He wanted to know what it was like to be happy.

It seems that this matter must be explained, Jiang Fang's mind turned quickly, "When I think of the small trumpet, I will be able to eat watermelon immediately, so I am very happy for you."

ah!So it is!Baby is really wrong to blame brother.

The little trumpet is very easy to deceive, he looked at his brother with a smile, "Baby is also happy."

"Yeah." Jiang breathed a sigh of relief, "Then let's jump."

The trumpet repositioned itself, and this time everyone was mentally prepared, pinching their thighs and biting their lips, doing everything they could.Not to mention, the effect is really good, I really didn't laugh out loud, they did it.

The little baby was singing and dancing, Jiang Fang was a little absorbed in watching, and unknowingly ate the melon in his hand, and it still felt quite sweet after eating.He subconsciously wanted to take another piece.

Although the little baby is singing and dancing, but he sees all directions and hears all directions, how can the little speaker bear the big watermelon being eaten by others.

Just when the second piece was about to be put into Jiang Fang's mouth, the small trumpet exploded with great potential. He lay down on the spot, kicked his little feet against the corner of the wall, slid out and rushed straight to Jiang Fang.

The chubby little speaker successfully projected itself to the bottom of the chair, everyone was startled, the little speaker was stuck in it and thumped the little jio, "I want to eat baby's big watermelon, it's baby's!"

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