my boyfriend is so sweet

Feeling that her boyfriend is mentally retarded, or that he thinks he is mentally retarded, Airi said disdainfully: "I know, it's a scam, I've seen promotional and educational films."

Osamu Dazai was more serious, and whispered in her ear: "Actually, Quantum Fluctuation Speed ​​Reading is true, but everyone hasn't found the real method, so it becomes a hoax."

"Do you think I will believe it?" Airi looked up at him inexplicably: "Normal people wouldn't believe it. After reading this book in a few seconds, they can still recite it. Just turn it over like this, even the words Can't see clearly?"

"In fact, it is possible." Osamu Dazai looked at the book in his hand: "The limit of information received by the human eye is much higher than we imagined. And we usually cannot use such a limit because our brain Don't believe that—that."

"No matter how cumbersome and concealed the information is, Ranbu can sort it out within a minute and discover the truth. And the method he uses is quantum wave speed reading, which is even stronger."

"Through training, as long as people's brains believe that they can do it, it will unlock the ability in this area, and truly use the powerful ability of 'quantum wave speed reading'."

What he said was very true and convincing, and he used the ready-made Mr. Ranpo as an example. Airi was a little confused when he was said.

"Really? But isn't it cheating money? Many parents have been deceived, and no student can do this."

"That's because they didn't use the right method." Osamu Dazai raised a finger and said seriously: "And they are not as smart as me, so it's normal that they can't find the right method."

None of them are as smart as Osamu Dazai, that's for sure, but this kind of stuff sounds too sleepy, and Mr. Ranpo is different from ordinary people, right?

Airi asked suspiciously: "But Mr. Ranpo is so smart, isn't he born? Just like you are so smart, no matter how you think about it, it can't be trained later."

Approaching her again, Osamu Dazai whispered: "Airi knows that Ranpo needs glasses to use his abilities, right? That's his ability to activate quantum wave speed reading. In fact, he doesn't need those glasses , but his brain believed this, so he can only use his ability by putting on his glasses."

"I was just an ordinary person who was a bit smart when I was a child. Because I accidentally discovered this method of improving intelligence, I became as smart as I am today."

He asked very seriously: "I love ideals and don't want to learn? With my experience, Airi will definitely be able to learn quantum wave speed reading and break through the limits of ordinary people."

This sounds too real, and Mr. Ranpo is really like this, everyone in the detective agency knows it.But Airi is still a little confused, after all, this kind of statement is very similar to dreaming, but the examples given by Osamu Dazai are very reasonable...

Seeing that Airi was still hesitating, Osamu Dazai handed her the book in his hand: "Through the reading just now, I have memorized the entire book, Airi, would you like to ask me?"

Asking is definitely necessary. After thinking about it with the book, Airi changed it—this book was not written by the author Osamu Dazai, but a book written by an unknown author.

Osamu Dazai may have read all the books written by the author with the same name as herself. She tried another one: "Use that quantum fluctuation to read it quickly, and then I will ask you again."

Osamu Dazai flipped through the pages again, and said confidently, "Airi ask."

Randomly flipping through a page, Airi asked him, "What's the third word on line 26 on page 9?"

After a moment of silence, Osamu Dazai thought about it and said a word.

He was right, is it true?Airi changed a few books again, and even asked him to recite the whole sentence, and Osamu Dazai answered it.

She was very hesitant. This sounds like a dream, and it has been proven to be a hoax by many people. Is it true?

But Osamu Dazai is really smarter than them, maybe it is true?

Some believe it, but still a little uncertain, Airi decided to try again: "Wait a minute, I'll go find two more books."

Osamu Dazai nodded obediently.

Out of curiosity about so many writers with their namesake, and to understand the world, he read a lot.

Airi can ask whatever he wants, he knows everything.

After sorting and searching for a few times, and took a book about general science, Airi suddenly saw a person holding a magazine in his hand.

That's right, Osamu Dazai may have read the book from a long time ago, but he certainly hasn't read the new magazine.If he can still answer, it means that the Quantum Fluctuation Speed ​​Reading is true!

Somewhat excited and eager to become smart, Airi handed the latest magazine to her boyfriend, and looked at him expectantly: "Read this again."

Osamu Dazai was silent, he froze on the spot, and under Airi's increasingly puzzled eyes, he said with difficulty: "This... this is probably not going to work."

It was very difficult for him to pronounce words: "Because of this book, I haven't read it yet."

How could Airi think of embarrassing him with the latest magazine?Sure enough, lack of preparation, big mistake!

So Osamu Dazai is lying to her!Lied to her again!It's still such an excessive thing!

Kicking him angrily, Airi turned and left, Osamu Dazai quickly followed, apologizing humbly.

The experience of being deceived this time was too obvious and too bad, she really almost believed it!Airi was so angry that she didn't want to talk to him anymore.

The apology didn't work for a long time, so Osamu Dazai decided to change his strategy to sell badly.

He sincerely praised: "Airi is really amazing. Among the people I have scammed, Airi is the first one to react so quickly. She is super powerful and smart!"

Airi hammered him angrily: "You are amazing! Why is it a scam? Tell me, have you been doing scams before!"

Mafia, fraud, - it sounds like a bundle sale, so suitable for Osamu Dazai!

Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes pitifully: "I didn't, it's just that I was accused of a lot of crimes this time, the most of which was fraud, so I was - nervous and said so."

Weaving charges?Airi froze for a moment: "Yes, is it this war? You have been accused of many crimes?"

Knowing that their battle this time would be very difficult, she didn't dare to ask more questions after confirming that Osamu Dazai was not injured.Why was Osamu Dazai charged with crimes?This is too much!

Sighing, Osamu Dazai whispered sadly: "Not two days after Airi left this time, the world was rewritten by the power of books. There were more than a thousand crimes on me for no reason, and everyone believed it. So I was put in jail."

He said with emotion: "The power of books is really strong. I was forced to join the mafia for only three years. How could I commit 1075 crimes? At that time, I basically went to find Airi every day, and I was lazy at work every day." fish, but everyone believed it, even China.”

He sighed again: "On average, crimes are committed every day, how is this possible?"

My boyfriend is so miserable!Was it thrown in jail?He was also piled up—a pile of non-existent crimes, too miserable!

Feeling so distressed for a moment, Airi hurriedly hugged him: "You are in prison... have you been abused?"

Osamu Dazai hugged her very touched: "No, because I was frightened by so many crimes, so my treatment is pretty good, and people chat with me every day."

Feeling Airi's distressed rubbing against his chest, Osamu Dazai couldn't help asking: "Can I kiss you? I really want to kiss and care."

Lifting her misty eyes, Airi nodded a little choked with sobs: "Okay." Osamu Dazai must have suffered a lot, she loves him so much, and she really wants to kiss him.

Taking Airi to a place where no one can see, Osamu Dazai kissed her obsessively.Airi really loved him so much, even though he had confirmed it many times, he was still too excited to hold it back.

So cute, his Airi, it's his.He wants to hide Airi well and make her happy every day.

……

The next day, Airi miraculously woke up very early.

At this time, Osamu Dazai was still in the basement not knowing what to do, she lay in bed for a while, and suddenly recalled what happened yesterday.

She wanted to torment Osamu Dazai yesterday, but after knowing that he had suffered a lot, she forgot very distressedly, but thinking about it now, it's not right!

Generally speaking, as long as Osamu Dazai is injured, he will definitely hide it from her, unless he will be exposed in the next second, otherwise he will definitely hide it to the end.Then he suddenly said yesterday that he had suffered a lot, did he want her to forget what happened before?

For example, she wants to torment him, or he lied to her that the quantum wave speed reading is true...

So angry, I feel like IQ is being rubbed on the ground again, this kind of boyfriend is too much!

Airi was very angry, she was so angry that she even remembered that in the Warring States Period, she had thought of many problems to embarrass Dazai.

Immediately found a piece of paper, and wrote down all the questions she could think of that could embarrass Osamu Dazai, and Airi cheered on herself.

A new day, a new beginning, today must not be diverted from the topic, it must be tossed until Osamu Dazai burst into tears!

Coming out of the basement, Osamu Dazai was stunned when he saw Airi sitting in the living room drinking tea with a blank expression.

How could Airi wake up so early?It's over, the interrogation he tried so hard to avoid yesterday, but he still couldn't escape it?

As long as it drags on for a few more days and makes Airi happy every day, he will be able to escape.It turned out that Airi got up so early that he didn't even have time to seduce her with his face.

Walking over with a heavy heart and uneasy, Airi rolled his eyes at him and raised his chin: "Sit across from me, I have something to ask you."

Seeing that there was still a piece of paper in Airi's hand, on which were written many questions that chilled his heart, Osamu Dazai sat down silently.

He'd interrogated a lot of people, and he'd asked himself to be interrogated a lot, but it was all too easy, too easy, not challenging at all.

What was he thinking?It's boring, no matter whether it's interrogation or being interrogated, nothing unexpected happens. It's really too boring, can't it be a little challenging?

Now that the challenging interrogation had actually come, he seemed to understand—a bit of desperation about being interrogated.

But this kind of thing, he would rather never know.

Seeing Osamu Dazai's abnormal silence, Airi asked very seriously with a straight face: "You suddenly said something about quantum fluctuation speed reading yesterday, is it to make me forget to ask about your writer Osamu Dazai?"

The first question is scary!Osamu Dazai looked at her with full eyes, hoping to arouse her sympathy, but unfortunately failed, he could only lower his head: "Yes, Airi is very smart."

"Smart ghost! How have I been tricked by you!" Airi was so angry that she slapped the table, she tried to calm down, glanced at the paper, and continued to ask: "Then tell me now, to the author Dazai Osamu What do you think?"

Not daring to fool her anymore, Osamu Dazai lowered his head: "He is similar to me in some aspects, such as drinking."

Airi was clearly dissatisfied, so he could only continue: "Another example is suicide."

About Osamu Dazai's suicide habit, she always felt very distressed when she thought about it, and she didn't dare to ask.It just so happens that the atmosphere is good today, so you can ask.

Airi asked calmly, "Why do you like to commit suicide?"

Osamu Dazai said very pitifully: "Because this world is boring and hopeless, and I didn't know Airi at that time."

"You committed suicide after you met me," Airi pointed out the loophole very calmly: "To be honest, don't force me to use supernatural powers to detect lies."

Struggling inwardly, Osamu Dazai said dejectedly, "Because I'm too smart, and the world is full of lies, so I want to wake up and commit suicide."

"But then I met Airi, I..." Airi looked at him calmly, and Osamu Dazai could only say cautiously: "I need Airi so much, I would be desperate if Airi wasn't around, and I wasn't there at the time." Make sure Airi likes me, so I will commit suicide habitually."

Immediately moved, but the piece of paper she reminded herself was at hand, Airi continued to ask: "So how many mistresses are you going to find?"

"I'm not looking for any of them!" Osamu Dazai immediately said, "I only want Airi, and I only like Airi. The only person I love is Airi, and I don't even want to look at anyone else!"

Airi was very calm: "Then what if I die?"

Osamu Dazai was particularly firm: "I will die for Airi, nothing else will happen."

Well, something happened to Osamu Dazai, and she must die for love, and this is his fault.

Looking at the paper again, Airi continued to ask: "If you see me in other worlds, what are you going to do? It's Ninomiya Airi anyway, so I won't blame you for what you want to do." !If you dare to hug her left and right, she will definitely cheat and take revenge on him!

Osamu Dazai is very serious: "If Airi from another world travels over, it must be related to me in that world. After I understand the situation, I will help her travel back, but I will never look at her more during the process, and I will not talk to her. She had any contact."

So-so, forget him.Airi also asked seriously: "Then if you meet my reincarnation, will you be with her?"

Osamu Dazai replied super quickly: "At that time, I had already died in love, and there was no such situation."

That's right, there are a lot of questions that don't need to be asked.

The boyfriend answered everything very well, Airi was a little satisfied, and decided to ask the last question: "So, if I really believed in the quantum wave speed reading yesterday, how do you plan to teach me?"

Osamu Dazai was silent, and Airi pretended to be curious and asked: "You can teach me now, and I have prepared all the props for you. For the sake of teaching quality, we will not kiss or have physical contact before we learn it."

He planned to bring her back when Airi believed her, and use his face and body to seduce her until she stopped being angry.But as long as he dared to say this kind of truth, he was a little desperate to predict how angry Airi would be.

Quickly picking up Airi, Osamu Dazai opened the door amidst her exclamation, and quickly rushed out.

"There are many interesting places in Tokyo. There is a super beautiful exhibition hall, which is very suitable for taking pictures. It's in the shopping mall. Let's go buy a camera first. I'm good at taking pictures. I can take beautiful pictures of Airi."

"This kind of place is too suitable for crime. Yokohama doesn't have it. Let's cherish the opportunity first. How about getting angry after playing enough?"

Airi hit him angrily, if she had too much fun, how could she remember being angry!

The author has something to say: Hei Shizai: Isn’t there a challenging one?

Butei Jae: I don't want to know the word challenging