my boyfriend is so sweet

Airi swears, she heard two snickering voices, two!Forget about Osamu Dazai, are you laughing with Yosano-san?Hey, it's too much, she is afraid of math, and there is a math teacher!

How can adults who don't need to study understand the pain of scumbags!Hey, no, they seem to be as old as they are.But she only has a memory of one month, and she is still a baby who has to go to school!

Nervously walked into the station, fortunately, Kunikida Doppo was distracted by Dazai Osamu, and stopped asking her if she had done the questions, which made her want to die.

Seeing Osamu Dazai being questioned by Doppo Kunikida why he didn't go to work, Airi thought movedly, Dazai is such a good man!Although sometimes the expression is a bit scary, but she is super reliable and treats her super well. She really likes Osamu Dazai!

While waiting for the bus, Osamu Dazai lost his temper again, holding Airi in mournful and sick way and not letting her go.Either bring him, or bugs and headphones.

What can Airi do?I could only keep kissing and hugging him to comfort him, the way the two of them stuck together was sweeter than any couple seeing off on the platform.

A few minutes before the train entered the station, Yosano Akiko mercilessly separated them, used a scanner to find out several bugs on Airi, and showed a cruel smile to Osamu Dazai who was stopped by Kunikida over there.

"You are so quick, as expected of you, Osamu Dazai."

What responded to her was Dazai Osamu's bright smile without a trace of haze.

Putting on his coat and taking his bag, he looked back at Osamu Dazai with love.To be honest, she really wanted to kiss him again, if she wasn't afraid of being bugged again, she would definitely kiss him.

Alas, Osamu Dazai is good at everything, but he likes to put bugs, and it's not good to be aboveboard.

After watching the train go away, Osamu Dazai suddenly showed an exaggerated expression of surprise at the empty railroad tracks.Kunikida Doppo immediately became vigilant, and sure enough, his black mud partner took a step forward, showing a look of longing.

"Ah, it suddenly occurred to me that committing suicide by lying on the rails is also a kind of romance, especially when it's where Airi once stood, it's so heart-warming!"

Skillfully grabbed Osamu Dazai by the collar, Kunikida Doppo raged: "You bastard, don't cause trouble for others! You're going to commit suicide as soon as Ninomiya leaves? Are you a primary school student?"

Pretending not to hear Kunikida Doppo's words, Osamu Dazai looked aside: "Ah, that telegraph pole looks perfect too, I wonder if it will go to another country if it hits it?"

Kunikida Doppo covered his face in pain: "Did you guys save up all the suicides during this period? Go to work for me!"

Osamu Dazai almost looked at him with contempt, and then fell into his own world again.He sighed: "Ah, in a world without Airi, I really want to die, I really want to commit suicide, what method will I use to commit suicide today?"

Yosano Akiko originally didn't want to talk to these two people, but seeing Dazai Osamu getting more and more free, when she passed by these two idiots, she turned around and said to them, "Dazai, you said that if I record this part Show Airi, will she wake up and realize the fact that you are an idiot?"

Osamu Dazai immediately crossed his chest exaggeratedly: "No, Dr. Yosano, please don't do this, it will destroy my image in Airi's heart, this is a big taboo in love!"

Anyway, Airi is not here now, and Yosano Akiko dissed him unceremoniously: "Do you still have any image? Also," she raised the corners of her lips a little evilly: "For a woman, four years of no contact A romantic relationship means breaking up by default. Have you confessed your love to Airi? Are you back together?"

As she asked one question after another, Dazai Osamu's expression became more and more blank, and he almost cried: "No, Dr. Yosano, please don't say such terrible things, Airi and I are destined couples , will never break up!"

Yosano Akiko snorted, "That depends on what Airi thinks, right, Kunikida?"

Kunikida Doppo pushed his reflective glasses, with a look of pleasure of revenge: "Ah, that's right, how can a guy like you have a girlfriend?"

Every sentence was like a sharp arrow stuck in his body, Dazai Osamu sat on the ground with his knees in his arms, sadly: "Why, Airi definitely loves me, I am not a single dog like Kunikida-kun."

Both of them felt offended, and when they were itching to hit someone, Kunikida Doppo suddenly received a call.

He turned on the phone: "New commission, man-eating tigers appeared in Yokohama? Okay, let's go right away."

After hanging up the phone, Kunikida Doppo dragged Dazai's collar and walked out, not forgetting to nod to Yosano Akiko: "We're going to settle the commission, let's go first."

Yosano Akiko also nodded to him, Dazai Osamu was still immersed in his own world, not caring that he was being dragged away like a dead dog.

"Ah, where are we going to commit suicide?" He muttered to himself in a melancholy and refreshing way.

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Wearing exaggeratedly large and imposing sunglasses with sharp points on them, Airi seemed to be staying in the hotel room very calmly.

I chose this sunglasses with Ms. Yosano. In her words, "the expression is okay, but if you look at the eyes, standing on the road is easy to be regarded as lost and sent to the police station, so it is better to cover it up."

After putting on the equipment, she went to Shinjuku to eat and watch at night. Although she was a little scared at first, after eating the super delicious hamburger steak, Airi was no longer afraid. She started to get excited. The outside world is really amazing .

I walked around until the evening, and everything I saw was so novel, Airi was really eye-opening.Although it was just a strange feeling, Airi believed that the more things and things she saw and encountered, the smarter she would become.

For example, now, she is much smarter than she was at the beginning, and she is an adult who can think calmly and rationally!

The calm and rational adult stood under the sign of "Kabukicho Ichibangai" and looked inside with his head.Ah, it's very lively, there are so many tourists, the woman who makes her want to move must go to the Cowherd's shop, and she doesn't look very conspicuous.

Holding the milk tea entangled for a long time, in fact, she was mainly thinking about the possibility of not being discovered by Dazai when she went there.Well, it might be a little low. If he is found out, it will be troublesome to coax him again.

Forget it, let's come with Yosano-san next time.It feels like a woman like her is a mature adult, so Dazai won't be too worried if we go with her?

Just returning to the hotel with some regret, Airi had just finished taking a shower and was about to go to bed when she received a call from that super difficult Dazai Osamu.

"Airi, we haven't seen each other for so long, do you miss me?" Osamu Dazai asked her very gently on the other end of the phone.

It's been less than half a day since she came out?Airi turned on the speaker, put the phone next to the pillow, and yawned: "I want to, I really want to, I saw a lot of things I haven't seen before today, and I want to come with you."

With such a difficult to coax, eavesdropping and intimidating boyfriend-to-be, her sweet-talking skills are really getting more and more proficient.

Osamu Dazai laughed softly over there: "Really, I'm so happy, Airi is so cute. I haven't seen Airi for so long, and it feels like the sky is getting dark and the world is gray."

It doesn't have to be like this, Airi closed her eyes and said softly: "Me too, I've been thinking about cure." Although I was thinking about going to the Cowherd's shop secretly and whether I would be discovered.

Turning on the computer, looking at the little red dot representing Airi on it, the scary man who still managed to insert a locator under the strict defense of Yosano Akiko was stroking the little red dot on the screen with his fingertips , the voice became softer.

"Is Airi sleepy? You had a good time today."

"Hmm, I'm a little sleepy." Airi rubbed the soft quilt, "I'm happier with Ji."

"Airi can talk." Dazai Osamu stared at the screen even deeper, and he asked softly, "As a reward, let me put Airi to sleep, okay?"

Boyfriend coaxing him to sleep?Thinking of the Boyfriend Sleeping Series CD I saw in the bookstore today, Airi suddenly felt a little less sleepy out of curiosity.

"Okay, okay, I want Ji to put me to sleep." Airi couldn't help coquettishly: "I want to listen to Ji tell stories."

"Hey, tell a story? I'm not very good at it." Dazai Osamu seemed a little embarrassed and said softly: "What should I do?"

"I want to listen, let's talk." Airi almost rolled over: "If I want to listen, I want to listen, let's talk."

"Haha, Airi is so cute." Dazai Osamu's voice was full of smiles: "It's a pity I can't see it. When Airi comes back, we sleep together, so I can just talk in your ear, okay?"

Hey, why does this person always talk lewd words, so shy!Airi was dissatisfied: "No, it wasn't allowed before marriage, and even more so if you don't talk now!"

"So strict! Airi is so strict!" Dazai Osamu exclaimed, and then quickly begged for mercy: "I'll tell you, I'll tell you now."

"Hmm." Airi raised her chin proudly, and snorted to show that she heard it.

"Well, let me think about it, what do I want to talk about?" Osamu Dazai said slowly, "Let's talk about how much a man named Osamu Dazai likes Ninomiya Airi."

This is fine, she likes this!Airi rubbed her pillow excitedly, and urged, "Tell me quickly."

"A long time ago, Osamu Dazai joined the port mafia and lived a boring life every day. The work is boring, the colleagues are boring, the boss is boring, the subordinates are stupid, in short, every day is boring."

It sounded a bit miserable, so Airi couldn't help asking: "Then, why did he join the mafia? If it's so boring, can't he change jobs?"

"Hey, because I want to know the meaning of life." He said casually in his voice: "Why do people live? What is the difference between living and dying? Well, I probably want to know the answers to these questions, so I came here Keep working."

Good philosophy, I don't understand, and she was a little sleepy, but she pulled herself together and asked: "And then, did he encounter anything not boring?"

This time Osamu Dazai's voice was full of smiles: "Ah, yes, one day he met the light of his life, a little liar named Ninomiya Airi."

"I'm not a liar!" Airi protested dissatisfiedly: "Where is anyone lying?"

"Keep listening, Airi. That little liar told him, um, I'll listen to you, and then he was beaten up."

"Pfft..." Airi giggled, "It's so miserable, why is he so miserable."

"Oh," Dazai Osamu sighed, "Yeah, it's so miserable, but what can I do, after all, Airi is so cute."

"Then, that little liar said again, Dazai, I like you. Then, that man named Osamu Dazai was beaten again."

For some reason, it was tragic to hear that Dazai was beaten, but Airi was shaking with laughter.She took a few deep breaths, and forcibly suppressed the smile in her voice: "Oh, I'm sorry, Dazai shouldn't be beaten, I'm sorry."

"Hey, what he wants to hear is not sorry." Osamu Dazai paused, and continued: "Then, in order to pursue the lovely Airi, he has been working very hard. Of course, he has been beaten all the time."

No, she really wanted to laugh out loud.Airi covered her mouth and hummed twice to show that she was listening, she was in a good mood and almost flew up.

Osamu Dazai over there was still slowly talking in a soft voice: "I have worked hard like this for many years, and finally one day, Airi saw him, and finally put his eyes on him, and smiled happily at him."

"I'm so happy. At that time, it seemed that the whole world was embracing me, and the world was smiling at me. I was so happy and happy every day. I could wake up with a smile in my dreams."

His voice gradually became softer and softer, and hearing Airi's breathing gradually calmed down, Osamu Dazai once again touched the little red dot on the screen representing Airi's position.

He smiled and whispered: "Are you asleep? Good boy, have a good dream."