my boyfriend is so sweet

"Wait, are you trying to commit suicide?" Airi was shocked. When she used the ability before, she knew that one of Osamu Dazai's hobbies was suicide.At that time, she thought it was a problem with her abilities. After all, whose hobby would be suicide?

He hurriedly pulled Osamu Dazai back, but he didn't resist, and followed Airi obediently to a safe position.

Aire asked inexplicably: "Why do you want to commit suicide? Is there any difficulty in life?" Lack of money?But the Mafia doesn't look like it's going to be short of money either.Could it be that work is not going well?But Osamu Dazai looks quite relaxed?

"No." Osamu Dazai asked very seriously, "If I die, won't Airi be happy?"

"How is it possible?" Airi was a little annoyed, "Why would you think so!"

"Ah, because many people want me to die." Osamu Dazai still asked very seriously: "Does Airi not want to?"

"Of course I don't want to!" Airi replied decisively. She really felt that Osamu Dazai was particularly easy to get angry when he spoke, but she couldn't be angry now because he looked quite sick. love.

Airi tried hard to recall what she had seen: "Is it because work is not going well? There is a saying that says, the more people dislike me, the happier I will live and piss them off. I think you can use this spirit Learn."

Osamu Dazai laughed softly again, he thought joyfully, Airi is really cute, it was really right not to lock her up, otherwise he wouldn't have heard such cute words.

He started laughing after she said a few words, is it so funny?Airi got a little angry: "What are you laughing at! Is what I said funny?"

Osamu Dazai immediately stopped his smile: "No, no, Airi is right." But those who want him to die are either unable to retaliate, or have already been killed by him. Thinking about it this way, Airi's words are really quite good Yes.

Seeing that Airi was still a little angry, Osamu Dazai suddenly asked curiously: "If I die, will Airi be sad? Will he cry?"

Airi was a little taken aback by the question: "Yes, why not?" When someone he knew died, he would definitely be sad.

But thinking about what Osamu Dazai had done to her, Airi said deeply: "But after crying, I will definitely go to your grave to dance!"

Osamu Dazai opened his eyes wide in surprise: "Dancing on the grave? Airi actually wants to do this?"

"Yes, that's right." Airi nodded, and looked at him deeply: "I still want to bring a hundred friends to a party on your grave. Although I only know more than ten people now, they may not be willing, But in the future, we will definitely be able to make up a hundred!"

Osamu Dazai was silent, he thought for a while: "Is it someone Airi met outside recently?"

Ever since Osamu Dazai took her out, he told her that the area was all under the influence of the port mafia, and Airi could go out as long as she didn't leave, so she really knew a lot of people.

"That's right," Airi said naturally, "Every time I go out, someone asks me for a phone number, and that's how I got to know each other."

For some reason, Osamu Dazai had a strange expression on his face: "They're all men."

"Yes." Speaking of this, Airi was a little confused and a little dissatisfied: "I don't dare to make friends with girls without my young ladies, but all I know are boys."

"So, if I die, Airi will not only go to my grave to dance disco, but also bring a hundred wild men to a party."

Osamu Dazai looked at her in amazement: "That's amazing, Airi is really amazing, so I don't want to die at all!"

Is it too much to dance on the grave and have a party?Airi was a little confused, and felt that it was not good to say this to the person involved, so she apologized a little embarrassedly: "Well, is it not good to say that? I'm sorry."

However, if Osamu Dazai is really dead, she will definitely do this after crying!Of course, it will be quietly, without letting others know.

Seeing her hidden determination, Osamu Dazai said very seriously: "No need to apologize, Airi is a very good threat and has grown a lot!"

Did she threaten him?which point?She must write it down, and when he does something bad in the future, she will use it to threaten him!

Seeing this easily, Dazai Osamu warned her: "What bad idea is Airi planning? This kind of threat is useless while I am alive." And he will be locked up by him.

Airi was surprised: "You, you know what I'm thinking? How do you know?"

Osamu Dazai took it for granted, "Because it's so easy to understand."

How can this be?Airi felt frightened: "Do you know what I was thinking before?"

"That's not true." Osamu Dazai felt quite happy: "Some of Airi's ideas, even I would be surprised, it's really interesting."

The part that can be guessed is also so cute that he doesn't know what to do. It's really very interesting.

Although it felt like she was complimenting her, she was not happy at all.Airi raised her face angrily, and asked blankly, "Then guess what I'm thinking right now?"

Osamu Dazai is an idiot, the world's number one idiot!The idiot index is unmatched!

Osamu Dazai was silent for a while: "Airi is scolding me, you are much more courageous." He made a thoughtful expression: "Do you want to do something?"

His expression profoundly showed what is called a one-click metamorphosis, Airi immediately backed away vigilantly, saw him showing a very perverted smile to herself, and stretched out his hand to grab her.

It's really too perverted!Although he knew that he was supposed to be teasing her, Airi couldn't hold back and ran away, and Dazai Osamu really started chasing her again, and it was a slow and watery way of chasing her.

Running until she really didn't want to run away, Airi was caught by him panting, seeing his strange expression, Airi could only beg him pitifully: "I'm sorry, I was wrong, I won't scold you in the future It's gone." At most, they only secretly scolded him as a pervert.

His eyes were a little heavy, and Osamu Dazai elongated his tone: "Hey, but Airi is still scolding me now."

Woo, can you really see it?Airi asked painfully: "But you are so perverted, don't you know it yourself?"

Of course he knew, Osamu Dazai looked at her with a smile: "But, Airi has never seen my truly perverted appearance, should I let you see it?"

"No, no, no!" Airi shook his head quickly: "No really, let's make a good impression on each other!"

Finding that she really thought so, Osamu Dazai was a little happy and worried at the same time.He has done so many excessive things, although he has been trying his best to please her, but is it so easy to change his opinion of him?

If she is like this, if she doesn't catch her at a glance, she will be tricked and sold, right?What can I do if I am so stupid?

Rubbing her head helplessly, Osamu Dazai said with some distress: "What should you do after you behave like this!"

Feeling that there was something in his words, Airi turned her head and patted his hand, complaining dissatisfiedly: "Are you mocking me? I can hear it!"

"No, no," Osamu Dazai felt aggrieved, "Obviously Airi has been scolding me."

Talking about this, Airi still felt a little guilty, she tactfully changed the subject: "It's been long enough, let's go back."

After finishing speaking, she thought of Osamu Dazai's death car, and quickly looked at him pitifully: "Can you drive slower? Otherwise, I can walk back."

Really, one more Death Drive, she could perform an instant death.

At first I wanted to make things difficult for her, but Airi is acting like a baby, so Osamu Dazai nodded easily: "Okay, if Airi asks me to go faster, I will go faster, if Airi asks me to slow down, I will slow down."

Unaware that he was driving a yellow accent at all, Airi got into his car a little relieved, and even more relieved to find that he was really driving normally.Although it is a bit fast, it is still within the acceptable range of normal people.

I was quite happy on the way, but when I got home, Airi was overwhelmed.

Because Nakahara was sitting on the sofa waiting for them with his arms folded in front of his chest.

Almost reflexively shrank behind Osamu Dazai, Airi felt very guilty, but for some reason, he said hello guiltily: "Chu, Chuya, good evening."

Zhong Yuanzhong also had a gloomy face: "It's so late, you still know how to come back?"

As soon as he opened his mouth, Airi felt it.

Is Zhong Ye really her father?It's exactly the same as in the TV series, so should I say that she is ignorant and make people worry?

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked very angry: "Do you know what time it is? Do you know how worried I am when I see no one at home? How old are you? Why are you so ignorant!"

Or go out with Osamu Dazai, does she think she hasn't sold herself enough and fast enough!

It was exactly the same, Airi lost her mind and didn't turn around, bowing and apologizing sincerely: "Dad, I made a mistake, and I won't do it again in the future!"

"Pfft..." Osamu Dazai covered his mouth and turned around laughing wildly, Nakahara also pointed at himself in disbelief and asked, "What did you call me?"

Airi hadn't realized that she had slipped her tongue yet, she was a little puzzled: "Dad... Chuya!"

God, she actually called out!It's okay to call out secretly in your heart, it's too rude to call out in person!

Covering her face, Airi whimpered, threw off her shoes and rushed back to the bedroom to lock the door, shedding tears of shame.My wife is ashamed, no, it's too rude!How can she do this?

It's fine to ask for protection, and treat him like a father!It's fine to be a father, but she accidentally said it!Ahhh let her die!Now, immediately, immediately, disappear here!

Outside the door, Osamu Dazai was already laughing into a ball, Nakahara was in a daze for a while, and pointed at him angrily: "Hey! What the hell are you laughing at! Do you want to fight!"

Osamu Dazai clutched his stomach: "Wait, it'll be over soon... Puff, no," he was very happy, and asked sinisterly, "Becoming a father at a young age, how does Chuya feel?"

How could he feel?He just wanted to beat Dazai until he couldn't laugh!He punched him angrily, and was easily dodged by Osamu Dazai, who continued to provoke Chuya Nakahara's nerves.

"Ah, as expected of Chuya. I just said that you two are usually a bit weird. Is it a father-daughter relationship? Zhongya is really amazing. With such a big daughter, you can't even think of a boss, but you did it."

Zhongyuan Zhong also fought him angrily for a long time, calmed down a little and stopped, and saw the living room and the entrance that were beaten into a mess by the two of them, mainly by him.

Still very angry, Nakahara Chuya reluctantly began to pick up things.Because Nakahara Chuya was furious, Osamu Dazai, who was not hit, shook his arm and picked it up.

While tidying up, he asked in a particularly annoying tone: "Tell me, is there any secret to having such a big daughter?"

A cross popped out on his forehead, and Zhong Yuanzhong also squeezed the thing in his hand: "I will definitely kill you, I will definitely kill you!"

Osamu Dazai also looked very regretful: "It's a pity that it can't be included in the journal, otherwise everyone will envy Chuya."

That "Chuya Weekly of This Week", the shame of Nakahara Chuya's life, recorded in detail every embarrassing thing he did, and the publisher was Osamu Dazai, a bastard!

Speaking of this, Nakahara couldn't hold back and aimed the object in his hand at Osamu Dazai's head and smashed it.Osamu Dazai lowered his head to dodge it, only to hear a crisp "click", and a spider web-like crack appeared on the TV screen.

The TV does not work.

Airi would cry angrily, both of them thought at the same time.They looked at each other silently, quickened their movements, quickly tidied up the living room and slipped away.

On the way, Zhong Yuanzhong said not very confidently: "You are definitely a part of it. Did you do it on purpose?"

Osamu Dazai is particularly innocent: "I can't predict everything, so don't blame me."

Zhong Yuanzhong also hesitated, but he was still firm in his opinion: "Absolutely! How could you not even think of this?"

Osamu Dazai was a little embarrassed: "Although Chuya is so optimistic about me..."

The two of them were having a good time arguing, when Osamu Dazai's cell phone rang suddenly, he opened it and saw that it was indeed a call from Airi.

"It's Airi, Chuya, you...ah, you ran away." There was no one around, Dazai Osamu chuckled, and picked up the phone unhurriedly.

Airi over there asked angrily: "Why is my TV cracked? Is it you!"

Osamu Dazai asked back, "What do you think Airi?"

Feeling guilty for a second, in fact, Airi also felt that Chuya Nakahara did it, she stammered for a while, and said something very guilty: "I'm sorry to bother you!" and quickly hung up the phone.

Looking at the broken TV without tears, Airi thought painfully, what else could she watch?Will I be forced to study all day tomorrow?