toast life

"HP Toast Life"

Through the prequel

He has no father and no mother since he was a child but has a large inheritance, and he can't find the direction of life.There was no tragic event, no experience of betrayal, but he just wanted to go to the kingdom of death, the end of life since he was a child—this is a kind of paranoia for no reason, but he knows it, but he is also indulging, he I have been working tirelessly towards this goal...

However, he didn't know whether it was his natural good luck or something else, he wanted to die with all his heart, why did things always go in another direction strangely?

Hey, hey, hey... He's not looking for adventure, hey!

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Cutting his wrists and taking medicine is trivial. He tried it when he was a few years old, but apart from the pain, it just added to the scars—he was rescued by the guardian immediately, and he didn't die... …cut!

Hanging himself... Ever since he saw that he had inexplicable suicide intentions, there was a bodyguard named a playmate of the same age by his side anytime, anywhere... This kind of method that seems too blatant at first glance and obviously has no technical content is of course useless……

So, little by little, he searched for the secret and seemingly accidental way of death——

Walking at the intersection, thinking that running a red light and being hit by a car is a good idea, but that day, I met a speeding gangster. He blocked the route of the speeding car, causing the steering wheel of the driving gangster to slip and hit the car next to him. The fire hydrant provided a favorable opportunity for the arrest of the following police cars. He thus became a hero and received a bonus of 1 yuan...

In the event of a bank robbery, he thought it would be a good choice to die as a hostage torn apart. As a result, when he stepped forward to "fight the robbers bravely", he turned into a hero who saved the beauty for no reason. After the little robber, he was still haunted by the woman who was almost taken hostage but accidentally rescued by him...

I heard that someone surfed the Internet for several days and then died suddenly - very good, he also came to try - but the sad thing is that in addition to developing the bad habit of loving to surf the Internet, he fell into a coma after two days of sleep It's perfect, it's useless at all!

So, he became a hacker. It is said that being a hacker is easy to offend people and will be assassinated... But it is unfortunate that while his technology is advancing by leaps and bounds, what he waits for is a cadre title of "National Department X". From then on, his Hacking takes on a legal cloak...

Simply put, he laundered money, because if he heard that the amount of money laundered was huge, he would be shot... But the amount of money that passed through his hands was as high as tens of billions, but no one came to arrest him. Fortunately, he still stayed Such a big flaw in his identity can be seen (as everyone knows, it is because of his obvious flaw that the country mistakenly thinks that he is an unsung hero for the country to recover the lost foreign exchange, and the money he handles is actually through certain channels. He entered the national treasury, so the country turned a blind eye and closed its eyes and kept silent. In fact, he has been secretly laundering money for the country all the time...for nothing...)

Later, he decided to travel. It is said that if the plane crashes, the chance of survival is generally the smallest among all means of transportation. However, he flew here and there. Because he flew too hard, he got nothing but a VIP card from the airline. .

When he was in Indonesia, he encountered a tsunami and was buried in the bottom of the sea without being happy. A huge wave hit him and lifted him to the seaside together with a package. It turned out that the package in his hand was actually a little baby...well, "save him again" "A personal...

I joined the Suicide Lovers Association in Japan and went to the famous suicide sanctuary in the country - Mount Fuji, just in time for a volcanic eruption that had been silent for many years, and the magma overflowed, and the whole small island country fell into panic (this is a purely fictional story, please do not Seriously), he was abruptly pulled onto the helicopter by international rescuers, but he did not die, but the island country suffered countless deaths and injuries due to the sudden eruption of the volcano without warning...

In order to study more ways to die, he studied hard, read books, researched everything, and the result was that the person who studied with him for the postgraduate entrance examination died of overwork because of too much work. He, uh, was just a little tired ...

But he still found some unusual ways to die from some books.

So he decided to go to the Western Regions, the desert and other places to discover mysterious ancient tombs. It is said that there are organs with poisonous gas... But the ancient tombs were not dug by him alone. He organized a folk archaeological team and luckily found one. Comparable to the Mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor, a dynasty that has never appeared in history textbooks, a mysterious underground palace - there are indeed poisonous gas and hidden weapons inside. When everyone is excited and waiting for the country to support the excavation, he can't wait to enter it by himself. Yes, after encountering the poisonous gas with hallucination effect, he still went forward without hesitation, and finally fell into a strange ball of light at the bottom, and fell into a coma—he thought he was dead, but he woke up from the hospital , the pain in my head seemed to be pouring out but I couldn't find a way...

When he was depressed, he thought of X many years ago. He heard that people who practiced this exercise would go crazy... So he randomly searched for a lot of Qigong and the so-called inner strength method on the Internet to practice, for fear of the effect. Not good enough, he also messed up all the exercises he could find, created a set of enhanced effects to practice, but the results seemed to be useless An extinct mental method, the effect is really strong...==)...

Thinking of the infinite flow in the novels on the Internet, he was imagining that if he was really "infinite", he must be motionless waiting to be wiped out, but he heard that someone disappeared while surfing the Internet. Unfortunately, the missing person but not him...

He had no choice but to pull the wire angrily and decided to get electrocuted, but——I don’t know what happened, since he fell into the light ball, and what kind of exercises he practiced, it seemed that he wanted to die more and more. It's hard, the electric shock just feels numb in the body, the more electric the more energetic ==...

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For so many years, he has been trying to find a way to die, but the result is not what he wanted, either someone blocked him, or the situation was reversed by accident...

Why is it so hard to want to die?He even did mercenaries and killers...

Many years have passed, and he has become an all-round expert, but he can't realize his wish...

Standing on the top floor of the newly completed new World Trade Center, attending the XX International Security Conference, he looked out the window lonely and planned the next way to commit suicide. Suddenly, a plane flew over from the white clouds in the distance, Flying closer, and then bumped into this building in his knowing smile——

boom!

——A repeat of 911/[-]?That's great...it's finally dead this time...

A certain piece of "toast" is waking up

There is darkness, no sense of grounding, no sound... Is this the kingdom after death?

The moment the plane hit him, he was sure that he should have died smoothly... But why is he still conscious?Why is he still able to think and look around?Why, he can still feel that he is not down to earth but floating in the void?He couldn't see it, but he felt that the inside of his head seemed to be glowing, and the pale golden light became more and more intense, followed by a huge amount of information and knowledge that suddenly flooded into his mind, almost overwhelming him. His head was bursting...he was in pain...but he struggled and couldn't move...

It wasn't until the golden light gradually disappeared that he regained consciousness from the pain and realized that the light actually came from the ball of light that caused him to faint when he excavated the end of the underground palace of the mysterious dynasty. Now, the ball of light has completely merged into the Into his soul, the miscellaneous and complicated information in it could not be digested for a while, but at this juncture, he unintentionally completed a very important step-ghost cultivation-that is to say, now he is not only a ghost, Moreover, he also completed the practice of characterization and transformation by mistake. Now he can not only practice on his own, but also show a body that can be touched. When his practice increases, he will even become a ghost fairy. Immortality is not a thing at all. Dream ah ah ah...

The death he dreamed of... Why did he get farther and farther away from him all of a sudden?

Crying without tears, he seemed to have received another faint memory. With the tsunami-like surge of information just now, this time the memory was just like a small spring, which had no effect on him at all— He just received some relevant memories from an incomplete soul——

The weak fragmentary memory is still being digested, anyway, it was day and night, he didn't know where he was at all, but he was a little depressed, and hoped that "boring" would not be included in the way of his death in the future.

So, he thought of the huge amount of books he had read before. Suddenly, the surrounding area seemed to be crowded. He stretched out his hand suspiciously, and the objects touched by his hand, which had recovered the sense of touch, were all flat cuboids with a certain thickness... Could it be? Is it a book? !He was further suspicious. He just thought of books and there were so many books. Could it be that here he can come up with whatever he thinks?

He decided to experiment, he was bored anyway.

God said: Let there be light!Then there was light in the world—

Hehe~ He changed his mind to such a passage with a little bit of joking, and suddenly, the surroundings really brightened up, as if breaking through the heavy darkness in an instant, turning into daylight.

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silently, in subtle