dream master

When he woke up the next day, not only Xiao Yiming, but even Fan Yue had the urge to stay in bed.

"Answer me a question, why did the dream of saving the princess last night turn into a physical labor for everyone to dig gold mines together?" Fan Yue's voice was still hoarse in the morning and full of resentment.

"This... I don't know." Xiao Yiming said innocently.

He really didn't know why the princess joined forces with the evil dragon and captured the brave men to work as free labor, mining, metallurgy, and blacksmithing... The whole basement and mine pits were filled with enthusiasm.

The female tyrannosaurus waving a round fan looked like a glamorous sister, with a smile on her mouth, and a murderous look in her eyes: "When you come to Laozi's site, you will work hard, three meals a day, no salary, medical insurance, and death as an extra meal." , Don’t worry about burying the bones, just feed them to the dogs.”

The two looked desperately at the black-hearted factory in front of them, with sad faces.

The nightmare begins...

Fan Yue got up from the bed, turned off the noisy alarm clock, and went to wash up.Xiao Yiming wrapped his quilt and hugged his pillow, and was in a daze for a while.

Is saving the princess going to turn into a jailbreak plan?What is this deep sense of sadness?

Weakly getting up from the bed, Xiao Yiming went to the bathroom to wash up. Fan Yue was brushing his teeth. Seeing him coming in, he handed him his own strawberry toothpaste for children: "Try it, maybe you will like it."

Xiao Yiming looked suspiciously at the pink and cute toothpaste, and murmured, "The shell is like strawberry-flavored lubricant."

With a grunt, Fan Yue crouched in front of the sink and retched with a distorted expression, it seemed that he accidentally swallowed the toothpaste.Xiao Yiming, who was gloating at his misfortune, ran on him: "The advantage of children's toothpaste is that when you swallow it, you can comfort yourself with a mouthful of strange-tasting fruit juice. That's what you said."

Fan Yue snorted softly, washed his face and touched his chin to make sure that he didn't need to shave yet, and then went to make breakfast.

Xiao Yiming took the strawberry children's toothpaste and sniffed it. The taste was not bad, fresh and delicious. He really had the urge to let people eat it in one bite. After brushing his teeth with strawberry toothpaste, it didn't feel bad.Xiao Yiming looked at the toothpaste in the tooth cup and thought, maybe he can buy children's toothpaste next time.

After washing up, Xiao Yiming showed his white teeth in the mirror, touched his chin and smiled proudly: "This feeling should be called - I will be woken up by myself every morning, perfect!"

As long as he doesn't look in the mirror with Fan Yue, he is quite confident in himself.

Fan Yue went to work after breakfast, Xiao Yiming flipped a coin as usual, and the result today was to make up anime, so he cheerfully turned on the computer to find a not too long anime to make up.At noon, I was hungry, Xiao Yiming found cold rice from the kitchen and soaked it in hot water, and then dug out the spicy beef sauce from the refrigerator to make a living.

There is still half a bottle of beef sauce left, and it is consumed quite quickly, probably because Fan Yue has also begun to adapt to spicy taste recently, and he will also eat a little spicy beef sauce for breakfast, although his diet in front of the heavy-tasting Xiao Yiming The combat strength is only five, but this tendency to assimilate the opponent makes Xiao Yiming very happy, and he has already begun to look forward to the heavy meals in the future.

The doorbell rang suddenly, and Xiao Yiming wondered who it was. It stands to reason that the only people who would knock on his door in the 3D world were the landlord and the gas collector, but the rent should have already been paid.

With such a confused mood, Xiao Yiming opened the door.

"Good afternoon." The man outside the door with a sloppy beard and a crooked tie grinned at him.

"Are you here to eat?" Xiao Yiming looked at him suspiciously.

"According to Fan Yue, you can't trust your cooking skills, so I was full before I came." Lin Jingqiu smiled and buckled the anti-theft door, and then showed the bag in her hand, "By the way, I brought you some food Yes, you haven't eaten yet."

"There's nothing to be courteous about, rape or steal." Xiao Yiming became more and more skeptical, but he still opened the door for him because of the food.

Lin Jingqiu stuffed the bag to Xiao Yiming, and Xiao Yiming happily opened it...

Two bags of instant noodles, pork ribs in clear soup.

"I think the pork rib flavor is the best." Lin Jingqiu said as she sat on the sofa and spread her hands.

"I thought it would at least be a delicious bento. It seems that I really overestimated you." Xiao Yiming said painfully.

Instant noodles, who wants to eat them if there are hot meals?

"The delivery of food is just for the sake of it. In fact, the main purpose is to chat with you." Lin Jingqiu shrugged and said.

"Chat? What are you talking about?" Xiao Yiming asked as he returned to the dining table to pick up the rice.

"About Fan Yue."

Xiao Yiming's chewing movement stagnated, and he put down the bowl and chopsticks with a slightly complicated expression: "Do you mean the matchmaker or the mandarin duck beater?"

"Hey, have you reached the point of beating mandarin ducks? Then it seems that I don't need to waste my words." Lin Jingqiu was shocked, and a relieved smile appeared on her bearded face, "I didn't expect that guy to strike so fast. , I thought he would have to struggle alone for a while."

"I can't understand how you feel really happy when you see your friend go down the dark road of having sex with another man." Xiao Yiming pouted.

"Because he has never been interested in women." Lin Jingqiu said frankly, "But what makes me happy is that he has no interest in me either."

"..."

"Okay, let's not interrupt, let's get down to business. How are you and Fan Yue going?" Lin Jingqiu asked gossipingly, with a very lewd smile on her lips, obviously interested in her friend's love life.

"You should ask him that."

"Ask him? Forget it, expect him, a guy with a mouth tighter than a clam, to speak up? I'd better go and ask you, how come we've known each other before, and we still have a long time to get along, come on Come on, tell me how this dead man Fan Yue confessed his love to you." Lin Jingqiu had an unscrupulous smile on her face, full of gossip.

Who would believe that this guy is a promising young man!Completely looks like a middle-aged uncle!Xiao Yiming suppressed the roar in his heart and stared at him with a distorted face.

In view of the non-cooperation of one of the parties, Lin Jingqiu had no choice but to retreat. The two chatted about the weather and the ACG otaku culture—to Xiao Yiming's surprise, Lin Jingqiu was also a boy who loved animation. Although he has completely become a fake idiot uncle now, he even talked about Fan Yue's childhood at the end.

"Fan Yue and I also have a friend, Liu Fei. The three of us grew up together. At that time, we were all in the same neighborhood. We got to know each other after playing. We have always been in the same school, so we have a good relationship. Later, Liu Fei and I went abroad. Picking up girls... Ah no, I went to study, Fan Yue stayed in China to help my uncle handle the company's affairs, and planned to let him take over in two years, who knows..."

Xiao Yiming heard Fan Yue talk about these things vaguely, but he never said too much. Fan Yue's personality has never liked to talk about himself with others. He prefers to look to the future, but this does not mean that he can not look back.

"I thought this kid would be depressed for a while, but it doesn't look like he's adapted well, and he's proud of being in love, tsk tsk, it's really enviable." Lin Jingqiu glanced at Xiao Yiming teasingly, with a look of disbelief kindness.

"……what do you want to say in the end?"

Lin Jingqiu took a deep breath, and patted Xiao Yiming's shoulder without hesitation: "Dude, let's live a good life with Fan Yue, that's it."