dream master

In my dream that night:

"A ton of meat plus a princess, nothing less." Lilith sat on the table in the side hall, drinking tea and discussing with the queen.

"I'll marry all three princesses to you, and the meat is fine." The queen smiled gently and generously. If they hadn't seen her put back the table legs that she broke off for playing baseball just now, they would have felt that this was a big deal. A true lady.

Xiao Yiming was overjoyed, rubbed his palms and asked excitedly: "Do I have a share too?"

The queen smiled: "One for each. I also have a son. If Miss Lilith likes it, I can consider marrying him."

"Do you only have one son?" Lilith asked.

"Yes."

"Great. I have a friend. She is a beautiful princess. She has a strong, independent, gentle and generous personality. She is also good at internal affairs. She must be suitable for His Royal Highness." Lilith took out a piece of paper from the gap in her underwear and handed it to the queen. A plea for help from the photo of the princess.

"Very well, my son will be very happy." The queen handed the request letter to the maid and asked her to show it to the prince.

"Queen, what about the princess?" Xiao Yiming asked with a turbulent face.

Fan Yue gave him a sideways look, obviously not interested in the unknown princess.

"Young man, don't be so impatient, my daughters will be shy." The queen said softly with a smile.

"I also think our topic should revolve around quick-frozen pork." Lilith nodded and said, "Then continue to talk about compensation, because unfortunately my brother was hit by your baseball and is still unconscious..."

The closed door of the side hall was pushed open, and a boy with a bandage on his head and a tissue stuffed in his nose appeared, with a cane in his hand, but with a firm expression: "Elder sister, I want to be with the princess..."

Lilith picked up the ceramic teapot on the table and threw it onto Pork Belly's head, and the bandaged Pork Belly fell down again.

"I'm sorry, my brother has a problem with sleepwalking." Lilith smiled.

"It's not a big problem." The queen looked indifferent, "It's just that your method of curing his sleepwalking was a little rough."

"It's obviously impossible to discipline a man without some rough methods."

This sentence aroused the queen's approval, and the topic of the two changed from compensation for mental damage to how to discipline men. Xiao Yiming and Fan Yue looked at each other, and suddenly felt lucky. so bad.

……

"It's rare for someone to chat with me for so long. It's too late to meet each other. Don't worry, a ton of quick-frozen pork is wrapped around me, and the princess is fine. My three daughters will definitely be willing to marry these three young and promising women." Young man." The Queen's gaze shifted from Xiao Yiming who was yawning to Fan Yue who was looking at the ceiling, and finally landed on the face of Pork Belly who was lying on the ground.

"That's great, we can talk about the dowry." Lilith seemed a little excited, "I'm a kind person, and I need another ton of quick-frozen pork."

"This is really too much. We are a saccharine empire, not a pork empire. Your request is really beyond our capabilities." The queen said tactfully.

"Hey, it's really not easy for me to support a circus and earn money for my younger brother's education. Meat is never enough, especially those greedy little guys in the circus. When there is no meat to eat, they will scream I want to run out to hunt by myself, and I don't want to cause casualties to civilians." Lilith wiped away the non-existent tears with her cuff.

"Hey, I thought you were a princess, after all your dress and temperament..."

"Just now I was just rehearsing a play, please don't mind." Lilith interrupted the queen with a smirk.

"Please don't get me wrong, I don't mind who my daughters marry, as long as they are people who can treat them sincerely, I will send my blessings."

Xiao Yiming murmured emotionally: "What a wonderful mother."

"But I always have a bad feeling. To be precise, I don't have any hope for the woman in your dream." Fan Yue said.

"Young crow's mouth, there must be three beauties this time." Xiao Yiming said through gritted teeth.

"Maybe the face is good, but the inside... I would rather see three gentle and amiable ladyboys than a fierce and beautiful loli."

"Shut up, shut up, shut up! Don't mess with my brain!"

Footsteps were heard in the corridor, and the queen smiled slightly: "It seems that my daughter is here."

Xiao Yiming straightened up and stared at the door of the side hall without blinking. Pork belly was still lying unconscious at the door, and there was a broken teapot on the ground. Lilith didn't seem to see anything, and so did the queen.

"Oh, Mother, I heard that you have chosen three husbands-in-law for me and my sisters?" A tall and beautiful woman was wearing a huge tunic skirt supported by a whale skeleton. The ground was so low that the princess stepped on Pork Belly's face without seeing anything.

Fan Yue suddenly felt a little sympathetic to the pork belly on the ground. Judging from the sound of the princess walking, she was wearing a pair of stiletto heels with a very brutal height and heel diameter.

The princess walked gracefully in front of several people. The beautiful lace skirt dragged a long bloodstain on the ground. Pork belly can no longer be recognized as a human being. The pork belly of the bandage is also trimmed with colorful raw edges.

— Never marry this woman!At this moment, Fan Yue and Xiao Yiming's minds flashed such a thought.

"Brother~!!!" Lilith howled again, throwing herself on the pork belly and crying loudly, "What will my sister do if you are dead! My sister can't live without you, wake up, wake up !" Lilith shook the pork belly vigorously, and the poor comatose pork belly started to bleed like a blood bag with countless small holes poked.

"I, I, I'm fine, big sister... I want to be with the princess..." Pork Belly struggled to open his eyes, and let out a struggling voice from his bleeding mouth.

"Satisfy you!" Lilith yelled, and brought the half-dead pork belly to the princess, "This is your future marriage partner. In fact, he was not bad at first, but under the torment of your stilettos It’s not an individual at all, and you are obligated to be responsible for the rest of his life.”

The princess looked at her in surprise, and asked suspiciously, "What is this? A rag?"

"No, this is your marriage partner." The queen said softly.

The princess inspected the blood-soaked humanoid with critical eyes, and asked softly, "Are you sure...he is alive?"

"Still breathing." Lilith said after testing the squashed nose of pork belly.

The princess nodded slightly, drank the cup of tea slowly, and then took out a huge tray from the open skirt, and slammed it on Pork Belly's face.

"I'm out of breath!!!" Lilith screamed.

"Hurry up for artificial respiration!" Xiao Yiming also screamed.

Her Royal Highness spread her hands in an inelegant way: "My lord, I have let you down, and I failed to marry. Men's fighting power is really weak."