After I found Lord God, I became very popular and rich
Chapter 1 Whose Master Is This?
08:30 in the morning.
Tang Li opened his eyes, lay on the bed and watched the warm autumn sun fall, the crystal dewdrops on the petals stretched his body, and disappeared in the morning light after the last dance.
"Another tough wake up time."
Tang Li struggled to defeat the monster under the bed, and got up to wash.
He turned on the faucet to wash his hands. As soon as the cold water stuck to his fingers, he shivered with cold. He immediately wished he could go back to bed and sleep forever, but at the end of the month, he was flustered.
After washing his face and looking up, a face full of water droplets appeared on the screen, and the audience who had just entered the live broadcast room were also shuddered by him.
[You never know what image the anchor who makes up the live broadcast at the end of the month will appear. 】
[But our cubs are pretty boys no matter what image they appear in! 】
Tang Li wiped his face with a dry towel, and nodded affirmatively.
"That makes sense."
Thanks to this good-looking face that can be tossed around casually, the viewers who are [-] years old but full of maternal love can stay in this boring live broadcast room for a long time.
After wiping his face, he took his mobile phone to make breakfast.
Accidentally caught a glimpse of someone on the public screen and someone asked him if he planned to make a movie recently, Tangli replied: "No."
The bullet screen was filled with 'beautiful trash, as expected of you'.
Last year, Tangli became popular on the Internet because of a video of "beauty shedding tears" secretly filmed by a senior.When the media microphone hit Tang Li's face, he honestly replied that he just yawned because he was sleepy, and there was such a wonderful misunderstanding.
He originally thought that such a straightforward explanation would shatter most people's dreams, but he didn't expect that contemporary netizens have very strong tastes. They like him very much, and their enthusiasm is even stronger.
Hot one after hot one.
These years, the traffic has been dominant, and if he takes advantage of this shareholder style to provide one-stop service for audition, filming, filming and variety shows, as long as he doesn't die, he can also become a traffic niche with this skin.But Tangli himself interpreted a new concept-the Buddha is more terrifying than death. After he became popular, he disappeared immediately. He reappeared in March and started a live broadcast to sell [-] catties of unsalable new rice for the villagers.
Three months is enough time for netizens to change three husbands. His "hot one" has been forgotten by many people, but fortunately there are still a few people with good memories. Among other things, the [-] catties of unsalable new rice is sold. It's over.
Tangli rejected many signing contracts, but the ease and convenience of selling goods through live broadcast gave the villagers hope. In the end, he signed a contract that was not so harsh. I took on two characters that didn't require much effort—one was a male corpse lying in a coffin, and the other was a male ghost floating around outside the window.
It can be regarded as completely worthy of the title of beautiful trash.
He is shameless, and even takes the words "beautiful and simple, cute trash" as his motto, and he hangs it in the live broadcast room and on Weibo, which has the meaning of carrying it through his life.
Over time, he became enlightened, and the fans calmed down. Occasionally, they bought some fruits and vegetables, and teased and teased the beauties on the screen. Everyone lived comfortably.
The first project of Tangli's live broadcast today is to make breakfast.
He was born good-looking, and his hands were also beautiful. His fingers were long and slender, as white as jade, and his elegance could be seen even when washing rice.
Hand control fans screamed, and some people questioned how his hands are so clean and delicate when doing farm work.
The barrage fans seriously explained: [This is a live broadcast and not a screen recording. Before questioning, I didn’t know how to record the broadcast first to see if he did it! 】
Tang Li's answer was simple and rude: "Because of laziness."
Do less, so raise well.
His breakfast is simple, pumpkin rice porridge, stir-fried cucumber, and a plate of mustard.When he saw the dish, he realized that it was a job he took over. He slowly followed the link without advertising, as if he wanted to buy it or not.
When the 'mom fans' saw that the cubs who had descended from the immortals actually ate pickled mustard, they swiped their screens consciously: 【Buy it! 】
Tang Li frowned when he saw the number of orders soaring in the background, and limited the number of purchases.
"Why do you buy so much pickled mustard? Are you planning to eat cowpea bibimbap with red oil?"
[Come to this live broadcast room to have new life every day, you can only buy five bags of pickled mustard. 】
[I'm so angry that I'm so angry that I'm murdered even if I buy a pickled mustard. 】
Tang Li ignored them. After breakfast, he put on his old working clothes and prepared to go out.
Before going out for the camera, he stood at the door for a while, carefully observing the big road in front of his door.
Safety.
He said as he walked out.
"I went to pick persimmons today, packaged them for delivery, and the order that was reserved a week ago can be delivered today."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Grandma Tang from the next door walking towards his house.
The camera turned and pointed at the wild chrysanthemums blooming in the yard, and the audience in the live broadcast room could only hear his voice.
"Grandma Tang."
"Hey." Grandma Tang staggered towards him, holding a bowl in one hand and a blue plastic bag in the other, "This is the steamed dumpling I just made today, you can eat it in the microwave when you come back at noon. This is the duck egg that Aunt Huang, the head of the village, asked me to bring to you."
Just as Tang Li was about to refuse, she heard her say again: "I know you like salted duck eggs, these are all salted in advance."
Tang Li had no choice but to take it, but as soon as he opened the door, he saw a white monster walking towards him with his buttocks twisted. The closer he was, the more fierce his buttocks twisted. .
"what--"
Tang Li screamed and was just halfway through howling when Grandma Tang staggered, but she was still agile, pinching the big white goose by the neck quickly and ruthlessly.
Well, still a step behind.
The old man is old, but the village tyrant is in his prime.
Bright red blood flowed from between Tang Li's fingers covering his nose.
"Hey, let grandma take a look."
Grandma Tang was so distressed that the big white goose stretched out her hand towards Tangli before she put it down. Tangli was so frightened that she shuddered and turned off her phone.
"It's okay, I'm used to it."
The audience in the live broadcast room is also used to it.
Seeing the black screen, True Love fans spontaneously explained.
[Where is the host, it was turned off after only 5 minutes?This is too irresponsible! 】
[The anchor got a nosebleed from a goose bite and is stopping the bleeding]
【how do you know. 】
[Because this is a high probability event. 】
[My cub has three treasures in live broadcasting: being chased by dogs, being picked up by geese, and stalking people. 】
[Mentally handicapped anchor has followed]
Tangli put away the things that Grandma Tang sent, and was pressed to rest for a while.
"Hey, I was careless and didn't close the door properly. But you don't have to worry, I have already found a seller for this goose, and if there is fate in the future, you will only see it on the dining table."
This trick is called never trouble, before Tang Li was happy, he saw the old man's hand, and there was a blue pinhole on the back of the skinny hand that hadn't disappeared.
"You were not feeling well a few days ago and went to the hospital. How is your recovery?"
"At this age, how good can be good, and how bad can be bad." Grandma Tang sat down in front of him, her skinny and dry hands grabbed Tang Li's and kneaded, "It's me Those children are just worried, they are not willing to let me, a widowed old lady, live in this small village, and insist on taking me to their deserted villa."
Tang Li had a taste of the old man's Versailles literature, said 'hmm', and didn't say anything more.
"The one who bought the geese will come over tomorrow. I will lock the door and leave the key here. I will feed them again at night, and I will open the door for them tomorrow."
Tang Li understood that the old man meant that he had to leave today, and the sadness of parting temporarily suppressed the fear of feeding the geese.
He nodded and looked at the old man's frost-white right temple. The warm sun shrouded them and his grandson, but he caught a glimpse of a cold black air behind the old man, and his eyes were sore from the cold just by looking at it.
His throat felt like a needle was stuck, the pain was severe, and he took a deep breath to relieve it.
"Grandma, do you have any unfulfilled wishes?"
Grandma Tang straightened her hair at the temples, and touched the white jade hairpin pinned between her hair.
"It's gone. Although my old man left a few years earlier than me, he treated me very well. At this time, he didn't make me feel that there are any regrets in this life."
Tangli sent Grandma Tang back to her home. Before parting, Grandma Tang held his hand and said the last sentence.
"Grandma doesn't persuade you to find a daughter-in-law to start a family and start a business like other people. You have to wait until you find someone who can spend the rest of your life with you. Just forget it. Eat well, sleep well, and take care of yourself. "
Tang Li agreed.
He watched her go home, and when he went to get his phone again, he saw the pot of prickly pears in his yard.
It was a gift given to him by Grandma Tang and Grandpa Tang when they first moved back to their hometown. He raised the ball so that it was green and round.
He thought of Grandma Tang's life.
When she was young, she made a private decision with her beloved boy for life, and when she was a teenager, she sent her beloved boy to study in the north. She waited for the young man of her heart.
Later, he went to the big city with his husband. The proud young man struggled through the ups and downs of the cruel society, and finally chose to be a teacher. The most proud student was his wife.
In the end, they taught in the same school, and when they reached the age of retirement, the two returned to this place of origin.
This life is ordinary, there are no legendary stories, but it just happened to be completed.
Tang Li took his mobile phone and tools for picking persimmons, and walked to his own persimmon forest on broken three rounds.
When it was almost done, his mood had recovered, and he restarted the live broadcast.
"The contents in this bucket are fresh-keeping medicines that meet the national inspection standards. They are absolutely healthy and harmless, but they must be washed carefully when you get them. The old rules, record a video of unpacking, and refund for bad fruits."
After finishing speaking, he just put the phone aside in such a cold manner, and went to carry the fruit basket into the car.
Although he is slender, he is very strong, carrying a basket full of fruits, his steps are steady, and he does not panic.
Finally loaded all the baskets into the car, Tang Li pedaled his rickshaw to the delivery point.
Barrage refresh:
[Zai Zai looks so hot and handsome when he rides three wheels!I'd rather laugh in your car than cry in a convertible Ferrari! 】
Tang Li doesn't give his beloved any face.
"You sit up and laugh, and I'm going to start crying."
He has a lot of strength, but this tricycle can be difficult.
He pedaled hard for a long time, only to feel that all the bones in his body were exerting force, and the cart was walking like an old cow—or he could borrow a cow to pull it.
As he was thinking, he turned his head and saw that there was a black cat in his car.
This cat is a bit of a 'hybrid' with blue eyes and a long, dense coat.At first glance, she was well-raised, her black hair was shiny, her head was round like a cake, but she was not naive at all, round but elegant, she was very... very rua at first glance.
Tang Li held the handle of the car tightly with his ready to move hand, he adjusted the camera of the phone, and the audience in the live broadcast room also saw the cat.
[What a beautiful black cat!Disk it! 】
【Disk it! 】
Tang Li earnestly popularized science: "Black cats are psychic, so don't pick them up randomly."
Later, he felt that this statement was a bit of feudal superstition, so he added: "The cats outside are not allowed to pick up randomly, nor can they mess around."
He picked up a branch and drove the black cat away cautiously, only to see that the cat handed the branch in front of him without paying attention, looking down at him, but turned a blind eye to the shaking branch in his hand.
Tang Li seemed to see the emotion in its eyes: stupid mortal, presumptuous.
"..."
This became the arrogance of the spirit.
A bullet screen in the live broadcast room revealed Tang Li's heartfelt voice.
【The master of this family is really good at serving you. 】
Tang Li opened his eyes, lay on the bed and watched the warm autumn sun fall, the crystal dewdrops on the petals stretched his body, and disappeared in the morning light after the last dance.
"Another tough wake up time."
Tang Li struggled to defeat the monster under the bed, and got up to wash.
He turned on the faucet to wash his hands. As soon as the cold water stuck to his fingers, he shivered with cold. He immediately wished he could go back to bed and sleep forever, but at the end of the month, he was flustered.
After washing his face and looking up, a face full of water droplets appeared on the screen, and the audience who had just entered the live broadcast room were also shuddered by him.
[You never know what image the anchor who makes up the live broadcast at the end of the month will appear. 】
[But our cubs are pretty boys no matter what image they appear in! 】
Tang Li wiped his face with a dry towel, and nodded affirmatively.
"That makes sense."
Thanks to this good-looking face that can be tossed around casually, the viewers who are [-] years old but full of maternal love can stay in this boring live broadcast room for a long time.
After wiping his face, he took his mobile phone to make breakfast.
Accidentally caught a glimpse of someone on the public screen and someone asked him if he planned to make a movie recently, Tangli replied: "No."
The bullet screen was filled with 'beautiful trash, as expected of you'.
Last year, Tangli became popular on the Internet because of a video of "beauty shedding tears" secretly filmed by a senior.When the media microphone hit Tang Li's face, he honestly replied that he just yawned because he was sleepy, and there was such a wonderful misunderstanding.
He originally thought that such a straightforward explanation would shatter most people's dreams, but he didn't expect that contemporary netizens have very strong tastes. They like him very much, and their enthusiasm is even stronger.
Hot one after hot one.
These years, the traffic has been dominant, and if he takes advantage of this shareholder style to provide one-stop service for audition, filming, filming and variety shows, as long as he doesn't die, he can also become a traffic niche with this skin.But Tangli himself interpreted a new concept-the Buddha is more terrifying than death. After he became popular, he disappeared immediately. He reappeared in March and started a live broadcast to sell [-] catties of unsalable new rice for the villagers.
Three months is enough time for netizens to change three husbands. His "hot one" has been forgotten by many people, but fortunately there are still a few people with good memories. Among other things, the [-] catties of unsalable new rice is sold. It's over.
Tangli rejected many signing contracts, but the ease and convenience of selling goods through live broadcast gave the villagers hope. In the end, he signed a contract that was not so harsh. I took on two characters that didn't require much effort—one was a male corpse lying in a coffin, and the other was a male ghost floating around outside the window.
It can be regarded as completely worthy of the title of beautiful trash.
He is shameless, and even takes the words "beautiful and simple, cute trash" as his motto, and he hangs it in the live broadcast room and on Weibo, which has the meaning of carrying it through his life.
Over time, he became enlightened, and the fans calmed down. Occasionally, they bought some fruits and vegetables, and teased and teased the beauties on the screen. Everyone lived comfortably.
The first project of Tangli's live broadcast today is to make breakfast.
He was born good-looking, and his hands were also beautiful. His fingers were long and slender, as white as jade, and his elegance could be seen even when washing rice.
Hand control fans screamed, and some people questioned how his hands are so clean and delicate when doing farm work.
The barrage fans seriously explained: [This is a live broadcast and not a screen recording. Before questioning, I didn’t know how to record the broadcast first to see if he did it! 】
Tang Li's answer was simple and rude: "Because of laziness."
Do less, so raise well.
His breakfast is simple, pumpkin rice porridge, stir-fried cucumber, and a plate of mustard.When he saw the dish, he realized that it was a job he took over. He slowly followed the link without advertising, as if he wanted to buy it or not.
When the 'mom fans' saw that the cubs who had descended from the immortals actually ate pickled mustard, they swiped their screens consciously: 【Buy it! 】
Tang Li frowned when he saw the number of orders soaring in the background, and limited the number of purchases.
"Why do you buy so much pickled mustard? Are you planning to eat cowpea bibimbap with red oil?"
[Come to this live broadcast room to have new life every day, you can only buy five bags of pickled mustard. 】
[I'm so angry that I'm so angry that I'm murdered even if I buy a pickled mustard. 】
Tang Li ignored them. After breakfast, he put on his old working clothes and prepared to go out.
Before going out for the camera, he stood at the door for a while, carefully observing the big road in front of his door.
Safety.
He said as he walked out.
"I went to pick persimmons today, packaged them for delivery, and the order that was reserved a week ago can be delivered today."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Grandma Tang from the next door walking towards his house.
The camera turned and pointed at the wild chrysanthemums blooming in the yard, and the audience in the live broadcast room could only hear his voice.
"Grandma Tang."
"Hey." Grandma Tang staggered towards him, holding a bowl in one hand and a blue plastic bag in the other, "This is the steamed dumpling I just made today, you can eat it in the microwave when you come back at noon. This is the duck egg that Aunt Huang, the head of the village, asked me to bring to you."
Just as Tang Li was about to refuse, she heard her say again: "I know you like salted duck eggs, these are all salted in advance."
Tang Li had no choice but to take it, but as soon as he opened the door, he saw a white monster walking towards him with his buttocks twisted. The closer he was, the more fierce his buttocks twisted. .
"what--"
Tang Li screamed and was just halfway through howling when Grandma Tang staggered, but she was still agile, pinching the big white goose by the neck quickly and ruthlessly.
Well, still a step behind.
The old man is old, but the village tyrant is in his prime.
Bright red blood flowed from between Tang Li's fingers covering his nose.
"Hey, let grandma take a look."
Grandma Tang was so distressed that the big white goose stretched out her hand towards Tangli before she put it down. Tangli was so frightened that she shuddered and turned off her phone.
"It's okay, I'm used to it."
The audience in the live broadcast room is also used to it.
Seeing the black screen, True Love fans spontaneously explained.
[Where is the host, it was turned off after only 5 minutes?This is too irresponsible! 】
[The anchor got a nosebleed from a goose bite and is stopping the bleeding]
【how do you know. 】
[Because this is a high probability event. 】
[My cub has three treasures in live broadcasting: being chased by dogs, being picked up by geese, and stalking people. 】
[Mentally handicapped anchor has followed]
Tangli put away the things that Grandma Tang sent, and was pressed to rest for a while.
"Hey, I was careless and didn't close the door properly. But you don't have to worry, I have already found a seller for this goose, and if there is fate in the future, you will only see it on the dining table."
This trick is called never trouble, before Tang Li was happy, he saw the old man's hand, and there was a blue pinhole on the back of the skinny hand that hadn't disappeared.
"You were not feeling well a few days ago and went to the hospital. How is your recovery?"
"At this age, how good can be good, and how bad can be bad." Grandma Tang sat down in front of him, her skinny and dry hands grabbed Tang Li's and kneaded, "It's me Those children are just worried, they are not willing to let me, a widowed old lady, live in this small village, and insist on taking me to their deserted villa."
Tang Li had a taste of the old man's Versailles literature, said 'hmm', and didn't say anything more.
"The one who bought the geese will come over tomorrow. I will lock the door and leave the key here. I will feed them again at night, and I will open the door for them tomorrow."
Tang Li understood that the old man meant that he had to leave today, and the sadness of parting temporarily suppressed the fear of feeding the geese.
He nodded and looked at the old man's frost-white right temple. The warm sun shrouded them and his grandson, but he caught a glimpse of a cold black air behind the old man, and his eyes were sore from the cold just by looking at it.
His throat felt like a needle was stuck, the pain was severe, and he took a deep breath to relieve it.
"Grandma, do you have any unfulfilled wishes?"
Grandma Tang straightened her hair at the temples, and touched the white jade hairpin pinned between her hair.
"It's gone. Although my old man left a few years earlier than me, he treated me very well. At this time, he didn't make me feel that there are any regrets in this life."
Tangli sent Grandma Tang back to her home. Before parting, Grandma Tang held his hand and said the last sentence.
"Grandma doesn't persuade you to find a daughter-in-law to start a family and start a business like other people. You have to wait until you find someone who can spend the rest of your life with you. Just forget it. Eat well, sleep well, and take care of yourself. "
Tang Li agreed.
He watched her go home, and when he went to get his phone again, he saw the pot of prickly pears in his yard.
It was a gift given to him by Grandma Tang and Grandpa Tang when they first moved back to their hometown. He raised the ball so that it was green and round.
He thought of Grandma Tang's life.
When she was young, she made a private decision with her beloved boy for life, and when she was a teenager, she sent her beloved boy to study in the north. She waited for the young man of her heart.
Later, he went to the big city with his husband. The proud young man struggled through the ups and downs of the cruel society, and finally chose to be a teacher. The most proud student was his wife.
In the end, they taught in the same school, and when they reached the age of retirement, the two returned to this place of origin.
This life is ordinary, there are no legendary stories, but it just happened to be completed.
Tang Li took his mobile phone and tools for picking persimmons, and walked to his own persimmon forest on broken three rounds.
When it was almost done, his mood had recovered, and he restarted the live broadcast.
"The contents in this bucket are fresh-keeping medicines that meet the national inspection standards. They are absolutely healthy and harmless, but they must be washed carefully when you get them. The old rules, record a video of unpacking, and refund for bad fruits."
After finishing speaking, he just put the phone aside in such a cold manner, and went to carry the fruit basket into the car.
Although he is slender, he is very strong, carrying a basket full of fruits, his steps are steady, and he does not panic.
Finally loaded all the baskets into the car, Tang Li pedaled his rickshaw to the delivery point.
Barrage refresh:
[Zai Zai looks so hot and handsome when he rides three wheels!I'd rather laugh in your car than cry in a convertible Ferrari! 】
Tang Li doesn't give his beloved any face.
"You sit up and laugh, and I'm going to start crying."
He has a lot of strength, but this tricycle can be difficult.
He pedaled hard for a long time, only to feel that all the bones in his body were exerting force, and the cart was walking like an old cow—or he could borrow a cow to pull it.
As he was thinking, he turned his head and saw that there was a black cat in his car.
This cat is a bit of a 'hybrid' with blue eyes and a long, dense coat.At first glance, she was well-raised, her black hair was shiny, her head was round like a cake, but she was not naive at all, round but elegant, she was very... very rua at first glance.
Tang Li held the handle of the car tightly with his ready to move hand, he adjusted the camera of the phone, and the audience in the live broadcast room also saw the cat.
[What a beautiful black cat!Disk it! 】
【Disk it! 】
Tang Li earnestly popularized science: "Black cats are psychic, so don't pick them up randomly."
Later, he felt that this statement was a bit of feudal superstition, so he added: "The cats outside are not allowed to pick up randomly, nor can they mess around."
He picked up a branch and drove the black cat away cautiously, only to see that the cat handed the branch in front of him without paying attention, looking down at him, but turned a blind eye to the shaking branch in his hand.
Tang Li seemed to see the emotion in its eyes: stupid mortal, presumptuous.
"..."
This became the arrogance of the spirit.
A bullet screen in the live broadcast room revealed Tang Li's heartfelt voice.
【The master of this family is really good at serving you. 】
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