When the target of green tea is the heroine [Quick time travel]

Shiyin realized for the first time that the system and human beings are two completely different creatures. In the three views that most people are used to and adapt to, the combination of men and women is the right way. Many parents can be enlightened enough to support their children to study in schools where employment is difficult. Professionals can accept unmarried and infertile children, but they are always stuck on the issue of gender.

And many people, no matter they are straight or crooked, their orientation can only be straight due to factors such as society and family.

Shi Yin is not among the vast majority of people. She has been selfish since she was a child, and the word selfish is a word that frequently appears in her parents' quarrels with her, but Shi Yin has never even considered dating the opposite sex, let alone the same sex.

She doesn't really have any idea about her sexuality, because Shi Yin has never encountered a feeling of heartbeat so far. Her bad personality makes her like to play tricks on others, such as making his father mistakenly think that Xiaosan and her are just to be with her mother , let her mother mistakenly think that her husband married her to cover up the unrequited love between the other party and his brother, and by the way molested the company's new intern, making her mistakenly think that the company's employees are all ghosts...

In short, Shi Yin usually feels happy when she sees other people's unhappy lives, but this is not because of her personality distortion caused by shadows caused by something she experienced in childhood, nor is it because they have any conflicts with herself, it is purely her I just like doing bad things like this.

In her brother's words, a person like her is suitable for living in a mental hospital and being strictly guarded.

Although Shi Yin thinks he is normal, it's just that his hobbies are different.

After all, strictly speaking, no one's personal safety is not guaranteed because of her, but judging from her behavior style, it can be seen that if she really likes someone, it will be hell.

But Shi Yin himself is not the kind of person who regards feelings as sacred. Anyway, he has tricked the heroine once or twice, so if he cheats on feelings again, Shi Yin thinks it shouldn't be a big deal, right?

So the only problem at present is that Shi Yin has only seen other people fall in love, but she is still a big girl getting on a sedan chair—the first time, so she really doesn't know where to start.

But thinking about it, it should be no different from doing things. It's all about deceiving other people's feelings and making them believe in a ridiculous thing. Generally speaking, it shouldn't be difficult, right?

But the problem is, the vast majority of women already have frequent physical contact and close relationship with their girlfriends and friends. How can we make her realize that she is actually not straight but curvy?

For people who have never been exposed to certain things, they need a "mentor" or a stepping stone to help them open the door to a new world.

For this, Shi Yin thought of a simple and crude countermeasure. Originally, she planned to directly insert a virus pop-up window into Xia Lanshan's webpage. But considering that Xia Lanshan hadn't installed any messy things in his notebook, and there was no room for viruses to survive, he installed the virus on his computer instead.

After all, Shi Yin is very interested in everything in this strange world, so everything from games, videos, to music exists in her computer. In this case, wouldn't it be reasonable to accidentally download a virus?

So, one day when Xia Lanshan was at home, Shiyin was dispatched.

She first put on fake colored contact lenses for herself, so that when she was 'excited' later, her eyes would look good, and she put a small amount of blush on her cheeks, so that she could look at it later when she was 'shy' It was more realistic, and then let the browser stop on the download interface of a game, downloaded the installation package, let the system implant the virus into it, then rubbed his face vigorously, and knocked on the door of the study.

Because she was afraid of disturbing Shi Yin's game play, Xia Lanshan usually went to the study alone when she was writing a thesis and processing materials. As long as the inspiration was not fleeting, Shi Yin would usually come over as soon as Shi Yin knocked on the door.

This time too.

"What's wrong?" Xia Lanshan looked at her watch and asked in confusion, "Is there any snacks in the refrigerator?"

Shi Yin blushed and shook her head, looking a little embarrassed, and coyly said: "Sister, my computer has a virus."

"Let me see." Xia Lanshan saw that Shi Yin was blushing, and didn't think much about it. She thought she was embarrassed to disturb her, so she walked out of the study and went to Xia Lanshan's room.

Although the two live together, they don't live in the same bedroom. After all, everyone needs to have a private space, not to mention that they have different schedules.

"Ah—my sister is amazing—"

Xia Lanshan: "...?"

As soon as she opened the door of Shiyin's bedroom, Xia Lanshan was stunned by the voice coming from inside, she turned her head stiffly to look at Shiyin, Shiyin had an innocent face: "Sister, this is it! I just downloaded the game, and when I opened this, I jumped It came out, but it still can’t be turned off, and it’s useless to restart it!”

Xia Lanshan: "..." She took a hard breath, "Let me see."

Since the Internet is the general trend, Xia Lanshan originally planned to develop in the direction of programmers after graduation, so the major she chose at university was related to computer, but this does not mean that she will be able to repair computers. It can only be said that most of the simple computer problems, She can basically handle it.

Shiyin put the computer on the bed, and the sunlight shone in through the pink curtains, creating an ambiguous light, especially when the computer was still on the bed, and it made strange noises, which was unbearable. I can't help but have some kind of strange association.

But this kind of thinking itself is wrong, so Xia Lanshan tried her best to restrain her too rich imagination, climbed onto the bed and started to fiddle with the computer.

Shi Yin also climbed up, resting her chin on her shoulder. She did the same when Xia Lanshan helped Shi Yin with computer problems before, but never made Xia Lanshan feel more uncomfortable than now, so she trembled Shoulder, let Shiyin not lean on her.

Since the sound of the computer was not low, Xia Lanshan turned off the sound first before continuing to process, but after the sound was turned off, the screen still playing on the computer made Xia Lanshan feel even more restless, and she broke into a sweat from behind.

The code of this virus is very advanced, and Xia Lanshan can't solve it for a while. She can only watch the pictures of various poses jumping up on the computer. Since there is no sound, this silent mime is more clear to people. Hearing the sound of breathing in the room created a strange and ambiguous atmosphere.

"Sister, are you hot?"

"...A little bit." Xia Lanshan tried her best to restrain her voice that seemed to be out of tune, and stared at the cherry blossom keyboard film that Shiyin had pasted on the keyboard of the notebook.

"Then I'll turn down the air conditioner." Shi Yin blinked, and rushed towards the remote control of the air conditioner on the other side. The nightgown she was wearing was not long, so she would lose it if she moved a little more, but she obviously didn't have this Consciousness, after getting the remote control, I adjusted the temperature of the air conditioner at the end of the bed in a duck sitting position, and the black and blue hair hung down on the white calf, making people even more unable to resist moving their eyes to the double-blocked... …

Shocked, Xia Lanshan withdrew her gaze, sat up straight and looked at the computer again, but because her thoughts were too chaotic, she even forgot what was on the computer at this moment, which made her even more distracted.