Dare to say more.

Xing Yuan softened his dizzy head: "Forget it, arrange a private room. After finishing speaking, he pointed to Su Che who had a cold face behind him, and found some warm and soft beauties for this young master."

The fragrance in the private room was fragrant, Xing Yuan took it out of his arms, his eyebrows furrowed into a ball, and then he stretched his eyebrows and asked with a smile: "Brother Su, do you have any money with you?"

"No." Su Che acted nonchalantly.

"No!" Xing Yuan's body froze and his eyebrows frowned.He didn't bring him any big words, but he wanted to show Su Che to see the gentle town!

The women who just walked into the private room trembled and said contemptuously when they heard that they had no money: "No money, why come to Chunxianglou, the old lady is dressed in vain" turned and left.

As if nothing had happened, Su Che unhurriedly took out a dozen paper tickets from his sleeve: "I brought the bank notes, is that enough?"

"Hahahaha..." Xing Yuan laughed loudly: "Su Che, you did it on purpose!"

Those women's eyes lit up and surrounded Su Che.

"My lord, I'll pour you a glass of wine!"

"Young master, I will sing a little song for you."

"Young master, I will rub your shoulders for you."

Su Che sat expressionlessly, without saying a word, but it made people feel a sense of pressure.

The speaking woman's hand barely stopped on Su Che's shoulder, and she quickly retracted it.Show a very embarrassed smile.

Both the woman who said to pour the wine and the woman who wanted to sing stopped moving, and the atmosphere in the private room suddenly became abnormal.

Seeing this, Xing Yuan couldn't help laughing in his heart that this person was really puzzled, and explained for him: "This young man is not used to coming to Chunxiang Tower for the first time, girls, don't be offended."

Only then did he realize that Su Che seems to like men, he touched his chin and said, "Then what, this place doesn't seem to suit Mr. Su. There is a tavern at the end of the alley, you must like it." He picked up a stack on the table and left a few more for the checkout.Involuntarily pulled Su Che up and walked out of Chunxiang Building. Su Che was not at all annoyed by drunken rambunctious people, but patiently let him drag him around in the night market.

After walking a few meters away from Chunxiang Building, Xing Yuan slapped his forehead and said to Su Che, "Su Che, wait here for a while, you must wait for me, don't go away!"

"Okay" Seeing Su Che nodding, he went back to Chunxiang Building and asked Jiuniang a few words, and generously tipped him a few hundred taels of silver.It's not spending your own money anyway.

"Su Che, do you know what I just asked?"

"I don't know"

"I asked Jiuniang, which family did Huaniang marry?"

Su Che stopped talking, and Xing Yuan said to himself, "Shang Li's house at the end of Linshui Lane. But Jiu Niang said that it was a good marriage. The man has a good business and rich assets. Hua Niang had hoped to get married in the past Good life. Who knew that in less than a year, Merchant Li’s business plummeted and he owed foreign debts. After that, Merchant Li seemed to be a different person, gambling and drinking, and beating women when he was drunk...” Even if Xing Yuan was drunk Still full of energy is worthy of being a god.

Walking to Linshui Alley unknowingly, Xing Yuan looked at the wall of Merchant Li's house and shook his head again and again.

"too high".

Facing a drunken fairy, the moon hid behind the dark clouds very wisely.

Xing Yuan looked up at the sky and burped: "What are you enjoying the moonlight over there, why don't you come down soon?"

Su Che raised his head and there was no one in the air, not even birds, beasts, fish or insects.

A few snaps of the fingers, a dark cloud reluctantly floated down.Xing Yuan completely forgot that the man next to him was an ordinary person, he stood on the clouds and said, "Su Che, come up quickly."

Su Che stared at Xing Yuan without moving, as if he wanted to see a hole in him.

Seeing that Su Che didn't move, Xingyuan took his hand and gently brought him to the cloud.The dark cloud floated into the sky reluctantly

"Stop, who made you rise up so high. What do I think of this courtyard?"

The dark cloud instantly became darker and fell a few meters down, like a puppy who has just been reprimanded by its master and is holding its head.

Su Che didn't expect that the cloud under his feet would suddenly descend, and he staggered into Xingyuan's chest.Feeling the warmth of Xing Yuan's body, Su Che bounced away like an electric shock.He turned his face away to sort out his shortness of breath.

Xing Yuan only looked at the courtyard below his line of sight, and didn't notice Su Che's panic at this moment.A man was walking out in the courtyard. A woman chased him out and hugged the man's leg. Her eyes were black and blue, and the corners of her mouth were purple. It was obvious that she had just been beaten.

"Master, I beg you. This jade bracelet is the only thing my mother left me. Please return her to me."

"Smelly woman, I really have been unlucky in my eighth life and married you, a broom star. If it weren't for you, would I be able to become what I am now? Get out of here, and don't hinder me from going over the book."

"Don't gamble, you took all the valuables at home, Hua'er is only two years old and he is so young..." The woman burst into tears when she mentioned her child.

"Don't dare to ask me to beat you!" The man raised his hand at the woman and slapped her.

"Ouch!" The slap was slapped hard on his face with all his strength.One side of the man's face instantly became red and swollen, hot and painful.

☆、Drunk today (4)

Xing Yuan flicked his fingers, and the man slapped the other half of the face again, and now the two faces are symmetrical.

The man was shocked, his hands were no longer under his control. "Papa papa," several slaps were slapped on his face one after another.

The woman sitting on the ground was stunned and forgot to continue crying.

Su Che stared at Xing Yuan and wanted to ask him thousands of questions, and swallowed back every sentence.He turned to look at the two people on the ground.The man has a good appearance but a sloppy beard, and his clothes seem to have not been changed for a few days. This must be Businessman Li.The person sitting on the ground should be Hua Niangzi. Although her face is blue and purple, she can still be seen as a beauty from a distance.

"Su Che, have you seen it?"

"what?"

"This man has food luck buns on him!" Xing Yuan said, as if the other party was moved by his colleagues.

"Eating luck buns, sucking luck?" Su Che said.

"Smart, Shiyunmo feeds on luck. Human beings are its host. It likes to parasitize on people who are rich but extremely stingy"

Su Che raised his eyes and asked, "Then he is?"

"Yes!" The two looked at each other and smiled.

"Are you coming out by yourself. Or do you want me to take you out?" Xing Yuan's gloomy voice came into Li's ears.

"Who, who is talking?" Merchant Li looked around and saw no one, his face turned pale with fright, and his voice trembled when he spoke. In fact, as long as he looked up, he could see two people on the dark cloud.

"Shhh, don't talk!" Telling him to come out and then telling him not to talk, Businessman Li and Monk Zhang Er couldn't figure out what to do, and heard the gloomy voice whispering in his ear.

"Shi Yunmo, see if I don't catch you back to feed the worm." He blurted out the word worm, only to realize that the little worm who was always by his side was no longer with him.

Shi Yunmo hidden in Merchant Li's body was startled, and his voice was childish: "You can see me, who are you?"

Xing Yuan chuckled and said, "You don't have to know me, as long as I know you."

I saw a group of gray clouds falling to the ground, and there were two slender men standing on it.Coupled with the voice that just came out of his body, Merchant Li's body froze in shock, unable to speak a word.

"God... God, the god has manifested." Two men riding clouds and fog fell from the sky, Hua Niangzi thought that she finally got a response to her daily prayers to God and Buddha.

"The child is crying, go and have a look, and don't come out no matter what noise you hear!" Xing Yuan said, worried that the appearance of Shi Yunmo later would scare Hua Niangzi.

Hua Niangzi stood up in response as if she had been cast by some spell, went straight into the room and closed the door and never came out again.

Seeing Miss Hua enter the door, Xing Yuan hooked his fingers, and then a blue smoke rose from above Merchant Li's head and gathered in the air to form a huge skull.

Xing Yuan was speechless, just playing tricks.Who can a skull scare!He was thinking about being blocked by a large sleeved robe in front of him: "Don't look, it's too ugly."

He pulled down Su Che's sleeve and revealed a smiling face, "It's too ugly, then I'll make it look better!"

Merchant Li was already terrified when he heard other voices coming from his body, and when he saw a huge skull popping out of his head, he fainted from fright.

Xing Yuan's smile froze on his face, he shook his head, "Not only a miser but also a coward

The demon-slaying sword hanging from his waist, glowing blue, eager to try, just waiting for the master's order.Xing Yuan didn't draw his sword and conjured a folding fan out of thin air, "swipe it open and throw it towards the skull, the skull didn't dodge, opened its mouth to reveal a row of white teeth, and swallowed the unfolded fan into its mouth In the middle of the day, just as it closed its big mouth, the folding fan pierced through the back of its head and slapped it on the head with a sharp turn. In an instant, the skull fell from the air to the ground, turning into a little man less than three feet long, looking like a three or four-year-old human children.

Xing Yuan walked over and tied up the Shi Yunmo with a fairy rope and picked it up, "This is your original shape, it really looks better this way."

Shi Yunmo didn't intend to reply, and his short legs glared at him.

Suddenly Xing Yuan turned his eyes to the wall, "Now that you're here, why don't you show up?" A red figure flashed across the wall, Xing Yuan threw the food buns to Su Che and moved them outside the wall, but the red figure was taller than him Almost gone.Seeing the red figure fleeing, Xing Yuan returned to the courtyard.Standing in the clouds, Su Che's white clothes fluttered around, his face was clean and cold, and he looked otherworldly, more like a god than a god like him.

Shi Yunmo, who was baring his teeth at Xingyuan just now, stared at Su Che with big innocent eyes.

"It seems to like you." Xing Yuan returned to the cloud and looked at it.

The little guy in Su Che's arms blinked his eyes in agreement.

Xing Yuan pointed at the Shi Yunmo in Su Che's arms, "You must not hit his attention, otherwise it will be turned into smoke and fed to insects.

The little guy pouted angrily and buried his head in Su Che's arms without saying a word.

"What will happen to him without the food luck bun?" Su Che pointed to Merchant Li who was lying on the ground.

"He has a lot of blessings in this life, and his business will get better and better. But the blessings will always be exhausted, it depends on his luck."

"Where is Miss Hua? You like her, do you want to take her back to the palace?"

……what?

Merchant Li lay on the ground and dreamed that a fairy in white with a fan gave him a box of gold ingots.After getting the ingots, he quit gambling and drinking, caring for his wife and taking care of the children. He used the box of ingots to pay off his gambling debts and reopen the store, and the business is getting better and better.The more money they make, the poor people will be arranged to work in their own commercial firms and given adequate remuneration.Donate porridge to do good deeds and earn more and more money.

The dream turned back to the moment when he received the ingot. After receiving the ingot, he was happy to feel that he had the money to turn his money back, so he turned around and ran to the casino.His wife persuaded him, and he beat her up.But every time he gambled, he was bound to lose, and he lost all the silver ingots and real estate. His wife remarried with his son, and he was left as a beggar, sitting on the street with his face covered in dirt.I regretted it in my heart, and there were tears on my face, and I woke up crying and crying.

Woke up to find that it was just a dream.Beside him was a real box of gold ingots.Merchant Li recalled the scene in his dream, and then looked at the box of ingots.He realized that this dream was a warning from the gods.Make up your mind in your heart that you must never walk the road of beggars.

Lady Hua didn't bring her back to the palace, but brought a child who looked like three or four years old. The child hid in Su Che's arms, and was very satisfied with this embrace.

As soon as the three of them reached the palace gate, Xing Yuan fell down on the bluestone road and fell asleep.When others are drunk, they either throw alcohol or just fall asleep.Xing Yuan is drunk, neither spouts nor sleeps directly, but wanders around like normal people to do good deeds.

Su Che thought to himself that he fell asleep after tossing all night.

Ordering someone to move him to the bed in the dormitory, Su Che turned around to leave, Xing Yuan suddenly sat up on the bed as if he was sleepwalking.

"Wake up now." This is what else to do Su Che stopped and looked at Xing Yuan with some doubts

Xing Yuan half-opened his eyes and turned the dream-eating tapir, which was still lying in Su Che's arms, into a finger-sized box, put it in a box, locked it with a lock, and handed it to Su Che, "Give it to you for fun!"

Su Che took the box and stuffed it into his sleeve.

He squinted his not-so-awake eyes to watch Su Che take the box and stuff it into his sleeve.

He blew another breath into the palm of his hand and turned into a box of gold bars, "This is for you." After finishing speaking, he solemnly put the gold bars in Su Che's hands, smiled contentedly, lay down on the bed and fell asleep, this time for real. up.

Su Che looked at the Shiyunmo and the extra gold bars out of thin air, deeply feeling that he had a strange dream tonight.

He stayed up all night.If that person is really a god, the distance between them is more than one hundred and eight thousand miles.

☆, admiration (1)

Xing Yuan slept until the sun was high, and when he woke up he felt a splitting headache.He drank with Su Che yesterday, and while drinking, he couldn't remember what happened afterwards.After drinking the hangover soup sent by the maid, he endured a headache and worked hard to assemble the memory, thinking that he didn't do anything strange, right?

"Bi'er, how did I come back yesterday?" Xing Yuan asked.

The palace lady who was sweeping the house replied: "Yesterday, my lord was carried back by the forbidden army at the gate of the palace. He looked quite drunk!"

Bring it back!Xing Yuan felt that something was wrong: "Did you do something strange?"

"The servants don't know! After entering the inner hall, the emperor ordered the servants to retreat. When the emperor left, you were already deeply asleep."

"The emperor is here?" How could Su Che not be with the wine he drank with yesterday, Xing Yuan frowned and patted his cheek, thinking, this stinks!

"Yes, the emperor came back from outside the palace with your lord last night."

What, outside the palace!Where can I go outside the palace, did I go to Yong'an Palace?He was taken aback by his own thoughts, if he really went to Yong'an Palace, his identity would not be guaranteed to be seen through.According to Meng Wansheng's temper, there's no guarantee that the two of them won't fight, and there's no guarantee that Su Che won't throw him out of the palace.

But on second thought, no!Su Che didn't throw him out of the palace.It's okay, he's still wearing his vest, but he still feels the need to ask Su Che to ask if he did anything stupid yesterday.

Xingyuan has only been drunk twice in thousands of years.Once was yesterday, and once was the first drink as a mortal, when he was only a few years old.Fooled by Meng Wansheng to walk around in women's clothing, Su Che even drew it on paper.

Su Che got off the court early and read the memorial in the imperial study.He didn't like people standing by, even Xiao Jinzi waited outside the door, and he heard Xiao Jinzi whispering outside the door: "Your Majesty, Lord Yuan is asking to see you."

The pen in Su Che's hand froze and ordered: "Let him in."

Xing Yuan has always been informal with Su Che, and Su Che doesn't mind.Unexpectedly, Xing Yuan bowed solemnly this time, "I see the emperor."

Su Che knew that he had something to ask and said calmly: "Pingshen."

Xing Yuan didn't speak anymore, he was thinking about how to ask about how he was carried back to the dormitory yesterday without losing his grace.

Seeing that he was silent, Su Che put down his pen and asked, "Is there something wrong?"

Seeing Su Che asking him, he decided to ignore his demeanor and replied: "Yes, there is something. I didn't do anything outrageous when I left the palace yesterday!" The villain appeared in the field of vision, the villain has a nose and eyes and is no different from a mortal child, only a little too small.With a rope tied to his body, he jumped out of the wooden box.

Feeling familiar, Xing Yuan went to the desk and lowered his head to take a closer look. Isn't the rope tied to the villain's body his immortal lock?Under his doubts, he didn't notice that he was very close to Su Che at this time, and the air he exhaled sprayed on Su Che's cheeks, with a warm breath.

"This is Shi Yunmo?"

Su Che's gaze fell into Xingyuan's eyes, which made people feel a little bleak, "Who the hell are you?

Xing Yuan smiled unscrupulously: "The emperor doesn't know the minister anymore, the minister is Yuan Jun, a little Taoist priest, your bodyguard."

Su Shi's eyes seemed to be dizzy with water, and disappeared in the blink of an eye: "Meng Wanxing, are you... a fairy?"

Xing Yuan lost all smiles in an instant, his expression was serious, and soon he returned to smiling: "Well, I am a little demon now, but I used to be called Xing Yuan Shangxian.

Su Che thought for a while, there is no such god in the myths and stories spread in the mortal world.

Xing Yuan saw through Su Che's mind and explained with some embarrassment: "Before I was reincarnated, I lived in seclusion in Beihai Lingshan, so people don't know me well in recent years."

"Your Majesty, how do you know that I am a fairy?"

Su Che's eyes fell on Xing Yuan, and after a while, he withdrew his eyes and pointed to the little man lying on the table staring at the roof in a daze from exhaustion: "This, you caught it."

He took down a large wooden box from the bookshelf, opened it and said indifferently, "This, you changed."

Xing Yuan was very speechless, covered his eyes with his hands and sighed, thinking: in the future, we should drink less alcohol.

He put down his hand and narrowed his eyes, and smiled stiffly: "Su Che, how did you recognize me as Meng Wanxing?"

"Evening Star always wears the Demon Slaying Sword with him. Only in his hands can the sword be infinitely powerful. And you hold the sword in exactly the same way as him." In fact, Su Che only said half of what he said, and the other half was based on his intuition. No, an intuition cultivated with wishful thinking.

Xing Yuan thought in his heart: The way he holds the sword, he has never paid attention to the way he holds the sword, Su Che really observes it carefully.

Back in his room, Xing Yuan slumped on the chair and was a little tired. He remembered something from 1000 years ago and was lost in thought.

There was a dead silence in the room for a moment, a white light flashed, and a scholar in Tsing Yi appeared in the room.

"Shangxian Xingyuan, how is the situation?"

Seeing that it was Qin Zhen, Xing Yuan said angrily, "It's very bad as Master Si Ming wishes. Also, don't call him an immortal, you can't afford it. There are no immortals here, only cat demons."

Seeing that the owner of the room did not intend to invite him to sit, Qin Zhen found a chair and sat down on his own: "I came here for this purpose, and now I have a chance to return to my seat as soon as possible!"

Xing Yuan knew that he couldn't spit out ivory, but he was still curious, "Let's hear it."

"Recent changes in the demon world, the new demon king recruited demon soldiers everywhere, and countless monsters gathered in the Huaihe Kingdom. They seem to be plotting something! For example..."

"You mean the battle between immortals and demons?" Xing Yuan felt that Qin Zhen was worrying and making alarmist remarks.

Qin Zhen took an apple from the fruit plate, "Then I don't know, it's up to you to investigate."

"Let me check, I am a cat demon! How is the new demon king's strength? What is his original form? Do you have any special hobbies? You have to tell me this."

"Well! The new demon king is too low-key, you have to check!" Qin Zhen stopped eating apples and helped his scholar hat.

"This is the chance to return to the throne as soon as Brother Qin said?" Xingyuan looked at Qin Zhen with very sincere eyes, and Qin Zhen was terrified by him.

Qin Zhen pointed to the roof, "Shangxian Xingyuan, it's all arranged by the one above, I just came to deliver a message. I'll go first." After speaking, he threw away the apple core that he had eaten, and slipped away.

Mountains beyond mountains.

Inaccessible, surrounded by deep clouds and fog, there are pavilions and palaces hanging in the air, which are majestic and magnificent from a distance.If mortals are lucky enough to see it, they will all exclaim, "There will be mirages in the mountains? This scene is really wonderful.

"My lord, he...he...he's back."

In the palace, the demon king leaned on the imperial concubine's bed, and there was freshly brewed old white tea on the table.Hearing someone yelling, he rolled his eyes, "What are you panicking, who's back?"

The visitor was dressed in red, with gray hair and a childlike face. He was a gray fox who had just matured.He panted and said, "Master Xingyuan! No, it's a cat demon!"

Hearing the word Xingyuan, the demon king sat up a little more, clasped his hands in front of his chest, and said in a dignified voice, "Who the hell?"

"It's Xingyuan Shangxian, but Shangxian seems to have become a cat demon!"

"I know this."

"You know? Your Majesty is really good at predicting things." Gray Fox rummaged for a long time, and came up with such an idiom often said by mortals, but the flattery fell on the horse's leg.

"Like a god?" The demon king took a sip from the teacup on the case table, his eyes suddenly turned dark, and the next second he waved his long sleeves, the gray fox flew straight out of the palace, and was caught by the red fox who was about to enter the palace. The girl in clothes took advantage of the situation to block it, so as not to fall from the castle in the air into the abyss.

"It's so dangerous, thank you Miss Yunfeng!" Even though he was so tall, he would probably lose his arms and legs if he fell from such a height.He hurriedly thanked the woman in the red dress and combing her eyes with lively eyes.

"If you don't know how to use human idioms, don't show off! What is a god? Isn't it better to be a demon?" The demon king's laughter came from behind, which made the gray fox shudder.I silently wrote down the word "never mention it again" in my heart.

Seeing the demon king losing his temper, Yun Ting felt relieved when she walked into the hall and looked around and found that the precious porcelain decorations that had just been replaced had not been damaged by her king.

"What's the matter? Tell me!" the demon king asked first

"My lord, that little fellow Shi Yunmo has entered the palace!"

"How did you get there?"

"I was bound by the Immortal Xingyuan with an immortal rope, and carried in by Su Che."

"Hold it in? Interesting!"

"Do you want to find a way to rescue it? Will Xingyuan Shangxian..." Yun Tiao "hissed" the paper conjured out of thin air into two halves.

"No, Xingyuan has a problem, his heart is too soft. Let him just stay there!"

"Yes"

The demon king yawned, leaned on the imperial concubine again with his head propped on one hand, as if planning to take a nap,

Yun Yi was about to resign, when the demon king who listened asked, "How many demons have been recruited recently?"

"Back to your Majesty, the number of 20 and [-] people who have been recruited recently is more than [-]."

"It's not enough, let's practice first, let's go!"

"Yes"

After Yun Ting and the others retreated, the entire hall was empty. He watched the changing clouds and mist outside the window, and remembered the appearance of Xing Yuan leaving Yong'an Palace in a state of embarrassment last night, showing a wicked smile.

☆, admiration (2)

There are a lot of things stuffed into his head for a while, Xing Yuan closed his eyes and sorted out his thoughts.Su Che recognized him as Meng Wanxing a long time ago, but after pretending for so long, he didn't realize it at all.

He shook his head and softened his temples, and then thought of the mission given to him by the Emperor of Heaven.The new demon king?The position of the demon king of the demon world has been vacant for thousands of years, and it must not be easy for the master to sit in this position.The demon world recruits demon soldiers, is it really going to attack the fairy world?

He suddenly thought of a good way to collect information about the demon world. Since he has occupied the cat demon's body, he should make good use of it.Now that the demon world is recruiting soldiers, it is better to apply for a name and sneak into the demon army. You don't have to worry about not getting information about the demon king. Maybe a blind cat can let him hear the demon king's plan when he encounters a dead mouse!

At night, Xing Yuanbing retired from the attendants in the palace and went to bed early.When the entire imperial palace fell into a deep sleep, a black cat jumped out of the window with a "meow", and went straight to an abandoned cold palace in the southwest. In the cold palace lived the cat demon friend Wan Xing met when he was a royal cat in the palace.

"Meow~" Xing Yuan opened the door of the cold palace, shouted in cat language, and stretched the cat's neck to look inside.

In a corner of the cold palace, there are a few kittens who have just become demons and can’t take human form. One of them stretched its waist when it saw someone of its kind at the door, walked up to Xing Yuan and said in cat language: “Brother, do you still remember us?” Oh, I thought you forgot about us!"

"How can I! Didn't I come here? How are you guys doing?"

"Ham, let's do that! We also hid in the palace to avoid the demon king's conscription order. The palace has a heavenly atmosphere, and those little demons who catch us will not be able to enter."

"How did you get in?" Xing Yuan asked suspiciously.

"We have grown up in the palace since we were young." said a big yellow cat. Because of the royal family spirit, they became demons 100 years earlier than other cats.

"Where does the little demon general recruit demon soldiers?" Xing Yuan asked

"I heard that it is in the Qinling Mountains in the south of the city, where the altitude is high and there is a lot of aura. Naturally, there are many monsters and beasts practicing in the mountains." The cat demon who had just stretched his waist glanced and replied.

"It's getting too late, let's stop chatting, I have to go back to sleep." Before the cat monsters could reply, Xing Yuan let go of the cat's paws and slipped away.Let's go to explore the road first tonight, who knows if those cat demons who stay in the palace all day are telling the truth.

On the Qinling Mountains, the moonlight shines brightly, and the depths of the forest are filled with mist.There was a faint sound in the distance, and Xing Yuan stopped in his tracks. He couldn't use the clairvoyant because he was afraid of leaking his breath, so he had to listen with sharp ears. It was a voice, and he couldn't hear the specific content clearly from too far away.Most of the people you meet in the deep mountains and old forests at this time are not human beings. When he gets closer, the light in front of his eyes gradually brightens, and a cave comes into view. On the cave are engraved with three big characters "conscription office" and on both sides are two mannequins holding torches. But the little demon with the tail of the horse and the tail of the sheep is chatting with each other.

Xing Yuan covered his face with his sleeve, and when he put it down, the skin on his originally delicate and handsome face was copper-colored and full of beards.He changed his clothes again, with short sleeves and short breasts, and he looked like a strong man. He thought it would be better for him to be selected for conscription.Just as he raised his right foot and was about to walk over, there was another sound of footsteps behind him.He frowned slightly, and looked back, a person dressed in a blue robe and a brocade hat was walking in this direction, oh, it was not a human, but a pig in human form.

The pig smiled happily when it saw Xing Yuan, stopped in front of him and asked: You are going to the conscription office ahead.

"Exactly, brother is also going to join the army?"

"No, no, no, I'm on duty. The officer in charge of recruiting soldiers, Qingniu, is ill. I'll take his place for two days. You've come at the right time, he has such a bad temper!" Black Pig shook his head.

"So I should call you my lord, sorry for your disrespect"

"You're welcome, I gave myself a family name, there is a first word in the world, why ask Tan Lang what's wrong with him..."

"Ask Tan Lang with a smile, Hua Qiang's concubine is strong in appearance, and Tan Lang is having trouble with each other, so I need to tell Hua Zhi to be good."

"Yes, yes, this is the song, just call me Tan Lang."

"Tan Lang?" Xing Yuan thought in his heart that he didn't want others to call him Husband by this name?

Heizhu didn't know the meaning of the words without reading a few poems, and he didn't know that Tanlang was what a woman in the world called her husband or a man she liked. He just wanted to be a cultural person.

"How is it? This name is elegant!"

"Elegant! Elegant!" Xing Yuan squeezed out four words between his teeth against his conscience.

"Come with me, I'll take you in." Tan Lang said as he walked in front, Xing Yuan listened behind

"A few meters into the entrance of the conscription office, there is a bronze mirror hanging on the top. This mirror can reflect the real body of the person. If the person who comes is a human race, or a celestial being, not a monster race, when passing the bronze mirror, it will be It will trigger the mechanism and shoot him into dice with thousands of swords."

Really cruel!Xing Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately he is now a cat in real body.When passing by the bronze mirror on the top of the cave, Xing Yuan took a special look, and there was a black cat with blue eyes reflected in the bronze mirror.Passing through the not-so-wide cave, and looking up again, it is already another world.The Hualala Waterfall poured down from the opposite cliff, and the air was full of moisture.There are towering peaks, jagged rocks and lush greenery.

"Follow the mountain on the left and you will be there." Tan Lang pointed to the long stairs on the mountain on the left.

"Where is this going?" Xingyuan asked

"Report to the army!"

"Report, don't you need to check and interview if you join the army?"

"Ham, what's the interview, it's troublesome. Just climb up the stairs step by step on the mountain and you'll pass." Tan Lang glanced at Xing Yuan and said, "You must be fine!"

"Ah?" Xing Yuan looked up at the seemingly endless rocky stairs that soared into the clouds, with a look of lovelessness on his face.If I had known that he would not have a beard, I was in a panic...

"Can you use spells?"

Tan Lang shook his head.

Can I use mobility aids?

Tan Lang shook his head again. "This is the first physical exercise as a demon soldier."

When he crawled to the army office half dead and panting, the sun was about to set after rising.

After reporting at the office, he was assigned to the third battalion under Tan Lang's command.Xing Yuan's eyes skipped over his colleagues in the camp. There are many kinds of monsters, such as chickens, ducks, dogs, rabbits, cows, snakes, sheep, and some four-figures that he can't name.

A colleague in the camp poked his arm and asked him: New here, what is your original form?

"I am a cat that has just been cultivated, how long have you been here?"

"Not long, just two or three days."

What?Two or three days!Don't expect him to know anything.

"What about them?" Xing Yuan pointed to the other colleagues.

"They haven't been here for long."

Xing Yuan thought for a while and shifted his target to Hei Zhu Tan Lang.Pigs who like human poetry must also like wine.Xing Yuan took out a miniature wine gourd from his bosom. This wine gourd was shrunk down by magic to make it easy to carry. He shook the gourd. It contained several jars of good old wine he brought from Su Che. .

At night, Xing Yuan found Heizhu Tanlang's residence and knocked on the door, "My lord, are you asleep?"

"Sleep, what's the matter?"

"My lord, I brought good wine from the world, do you want to taste it?" Before Xing Yuan finished speaking, the door opened with a squeak.

Tan Lang stood behind the door with only his middle coat on and his bare feet. "come on in"

Xing Yuan thought to himself, he was in a hurry to open the door, he was really addicted to alcohol without shoes on.After Tan Lang closed the door, Xing Yuan pointed to his feet, "My lord, your shoes..."

Tan Lang smiled awkwardly and turned around to put on his shoes by the bed.

Xing Yuan sat down on the round wooden table in the house, took off the restored wine gourd hanging from his waist, picked up the two cups on the table, and poured a glass each.

This is probably the day he has flattered the most in thousands of years, drinking a glass of wine into Tan Lang's mouth.The black pig's mouth was not as tight as imagined, and he just said it casually. The order from the demon king was to recruit troops in case the heavens invaded.Heizhu Tanlang didn't know and couldn't see what the original body of the Demon King was.He also said, "The demon king has a bad temper, really bad!"

"The magic and spiritual power of the demon king is really powerful!" The drunken black pig raised a thumb in admiration and praised, "Why do you have two thumbs?"

Seeing him drunk, Xing Yuan said: "The little demon admires His Majesty the Demon King very much. I heard that His Majesty is majestic and heroic. If he can see His Majesty the Demon King die, he will have no regrets."

He has never heard of whether the demon king is heroic and majestic, but he just remembered these two idioms.

Unexpectedly, the drunk Heizhu Tanlang agreed very readily.

"Let's go and I'll take you to meet the Demon King"

"Ah..." Are all pigs so stupid?

Tan Lang pulled up Xingyuan and said a word, he flew up to the top of the mountain, crossed several overlapping hills, and passed through several ravines.Arrive at the end of the mountain outside the mountain.A majestic palace hangs in the air, getting closer and closer to the palace, Xing Yuan finds that it is not the palace hanging in the air, but the palace is built on a huge rock hanging in the air like a small island, which is strange and magnificent.

In the middle of the night, the ever-burning lamp in front of the Fuxuan Hall where the demon king lived was dimly shining, and the little demon chair in front of the door dozed off.There were no lights in the hall, and it seemed that the demon king had already fallen asleep.Of course, he didn't want to directly see whether he was good-looking or not, he just wanted to secretly use the golden eye technique to see the true form of the demon king and study his weaknesses.

"Lord Tan, His Majesty the Demon King is asleep, let's go back!" Now that I know where the Demon King lives, I worry that I won't be able to visit secretly in the future!

When Tan Lang approached this palace due to the demon king's bad temper, he began to feel apprehensive in his heart.The Fuxuan Palace can always make him feel intimidated, it's better if the Demon King can't see him or not.

Tonight, Tan Lang used his strength to drink and said vaguely: "Wait, His Majesty will wake up in the morning."

"Is Chief Tan wanting to see me?"

The door opened at some point, and a gloomy voice came from the hall.The little demon who was sleeping at the door closed his eyes, and turned pale with fright when he heard that it was the demon king.He quickly stood still in his position.

Tan Lang was sober when he heard what the demon king said, cold sweat broke out on his forehead.He didn't think about what to say when he came to see the demon king, so he dragged the cat demon and came.Helpless, I had no choice but to confess the cat demon.Xindao: I also want to survive, don't blame me.

"My lord, it was this little demon soldier who was terminally ill. I heard that your majesty is majestic and heroic. He said that he would die without any regrets if he could see him once. Seeing this little monster is very pitiful, so I..."

Countless black lines floated across Xingyuan's forehead...

"It's a pity to die when you see me? Then it's a pity that you die before you die!" A layer of murderous aura suddenly appeared around the two, and the back of the demon king appeared in front of them in the blink of an eye.

☆, admiration (3)

The demon king turned around slowly, his long purple hair fluttering in the wind, a gloomy and handsome face, and a pair of purple eyes full of arrogance.

Xing Yuan's pupils shrank suddenly, "Xiao Qi!" he blurted out.That was indeed his pet Xiaoqi, and he saw that the demon king was actually a seven-star ladybug.

The demon king seems to have never heard of it, and the light of the Beixuan sword on his waist has already rushed towards Xingyuan

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