Fool's old attack is a wolf god

In a few days it will be the monthly bond ceremony.

The time is slowly approaching, and Adolf has to ask every day: "Roy, are you willing to form a bond with me?"

Roy replied perfunctorily: "Yes, yes."

Every time Adolf heard the answer, the smile on his face was about to overflow.

From the moment the sun was about to set, Adolf was very excited and chatty.

After he babbled about a lot of things, he even wrung his fingers to plan the future with Roy:

"After the contract is concluded, we will move out. At that time, I will build you a big wooden house, which will have many, many rooms, and then we will have many, many babies..."

When Roy heard Adolf say this, he felt as innocent as a child playing house, but when he heard the part of giving birth, he couldn't help but cracked his expression, and twitched the corners of his mouth to persuade:

"It's enough for me to have Adolf as an older child. If I have younger children, I will share all my love for Adolf with them."

Adolf was taken aback when he heard it, and he felt very entangled: "But if there is a baby, the house will become very lively, and the baby can play with me... But I don't want to share Roy's likes with them... "

Roy raised his forehead, the idiot Adolf is actually a big vinegar bucket, but unfortunately they will not have children, Adolf probably has no place to be jealous.

The bonding ceremony will be held once a month, but not every month there will be a male and a female or a male and a male. Add a little different fun to ordinary life.

Coincidentally, this month, including Adolf Roy, three couples of orcs were married, and one of them was male and female.

This is not unusual. Hasen had stayed abroad earlier and maintained a neutral attitude towards such matters.

After arriving in this world, he himself was forced to disturb the foundation, and the gap in the male-female ratio of orcs was so large. After becoming a priest with a completely open mind, he tried to promote male-male mating, and asked the little angel of Goldfinger for an ability. The prescription for male and male to give birth to children perfectly solves the problem.

No, it’s not that perfect. Not everyone accepts male-male love. After all, orc males are belligerent, and many males who accept male-male love fight to the death due to the battle for superiority, resulting in extremely uncomfortable sex life. harmonious……

Roy didn't know there was such a match at first, but when he came to the ceremony and saw the male and female couple with his own eyes, he didn't feel anything wrong. He, a stranger, could clearly feel the depth of their love.

The ceremony of the knot ceremony was held in a spacious open space in the tribe. The well-arranged pile of firewood was gradually ignited by the torches, and the burning became more and more intense. The jumping flames rushed high, shining on the faces of every orc.

Roy's eyesight was very good. He glanced lightly at every face of the orcs around him. Most of them were expressions of joy and blessing, mixed with a somewhat familiar face of resentment, which seemed to be Scott who had been beaten by Adolf.

Roy pretended not to see him and skipped him directly, while Adolf behind him glared fiercely at the orc who wanted to die.

It's a pity that Scott only paid attention to Roy's every move, his expression darkened, as if he was about to give up, but his friend Reagan sighed helplessly, and patted him on the shoulder comfortingly.

Seeing that the orc couples were ready, Adolf's father and priest Hasen chanted a blessing spell to them with a calm expression. The melodious tune of the ballad is very pleasant.

But Roy's heart tightened when he heard it halfway, as if some shackles were attached to his body, he covered his chest and frowned, Adolf grabbed Roy's arm nervously when he saw it, ignoring the progress of the ceremony: "Roy! What’s wrong with you?"

Roy straightened his back and looked around carefully, but he didn't find any malicious guy. He wondered what was going on, and seeing Adolf's worried eyes beside him, Roy decided to let the matter go After letting it go, he explained lightly: "It's okay, I may be a little tired."

Adolf was still a little worried about Roy's body, so he thought about it seriously: "Is Roy tired? Shall I carry you?"

"No need," Roy shook his head and squeezed Adolf's hand again, "I'm fine."

After Hasen chanted the incantation, he prepared six cups of holy water and handed them to the married orc couples respectively. Adolf drank it down with a gulp, while Roy sipped it lightly, not realizing that there was nothing wrong with the holy water. The special thing is that Hasen walked towards them hesitantly.

"Do you really want to form a bond with our family Adolf?" Hasen asked seriously.

"Of course it's sincere." Adolf kissed Roy's side cheek happily, "Roy likes me the most, right?"

Roy looked up at Hasen, and smiled: "The deeds are all over, is there still a fake?"

"Adolf stayed where he was." Hasen pursed his lips, and pulled Roy aside.

Roy: "?"

Hasen hesitated for a moment, then handed him a black pill: "Take it."

Roy looked at the pill and thought of the steady stream of red pills, but he hadn't taken that medicine well, so he asked, "What is this?"

Hasen didn't say much, just said: "If you are sincere to Adolf, eat it."

Roy was silent for a while, then put the pill in his mouth.

Hasen breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this, and said, "I want to ask you for a promise."

Roy asked, "What promise?"

"No matter what the circumstances, you can't kill Adolf." Hasen looked into his eyes and said every word, "Whatever happens in the future, come to me."

Roy blinked slowly, then smiled suddenly: "Okay."

Seeing Hasson walking away, Roy turned around, just about to spit out the pills that were pressed on the bottom of his tongue, when a huge force came from behind him, Roy swallowed the pills with a grunt.

Roy: "..."

He couldn't help but touch his forehead: "Adolf..."

Adolf looked at him inexplicably: "What's wrong?"

Roy: "No, nothing."

After making a decision, Hasen acted vigorously and urged Adolf to get up early the next morning so that he could go to the forest to chop wood and build a house, and he asked his son and his father to go with him.

Eric was a little unhappy when he heard the words. He finally wanted to relax for a day and took Hasen to a date, but let him follow his son to chop wood. Dad took it to chop wood?"

"You also know that your son is so old?" Hasen glanced at him and whispered, "I want you to teach him other skills, and I will talk to Roy well so that we can hug our grandson earlier .”

Only then did Eric's wooden head suddenly realize, a trace of embarrassment flashed across his face, and he said in a low voice, "I... how do I teach this? Isn't this something you're born with?"

"But your son can't!" Hasen blushed inexplicably when he heard this, and glared at Eric, "Forget it, take your son to chop wood first, I will think of a more appropriate way to do it later." Tell you in detail."

Eric glanced at his partner resentfully, then turned around and dragged Adolf out who wanted to stay at home and watch Roy sleep: "Silly son! After you build a house and go out to live in it, how long do you like to watch it! No one cares." you!"

Adolf's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he obediently followed his father to chop wood.

Roy slept in a daze until noon, and he was not used to Adolf's sticky good morning kiss every morning when he woke up.

After getting dressed and leaving the room, Roy looked around and found that Hasson was the only one in the yard, and he was tossing some utensils: "Good afternoon, Hasson, where are Adolf and the others? Where are they going?"

"Good afternoon, Roy." Hasen wiped off his sweat and stopped pounding the rice. "We need wood to build a house. Adolf and Eric went to cut down trees. Andy went to the temple for class instead of me."

"What are you doing?" Roy approached Hasen curiously, "Isn't this the rice we found last time?"

"Yeah." Hasson nodded.

Roy looked at the way Hasen was struggling to pound the rice, and he didn't understand: "You are working so hard to hammer these rice into powder? Isn't this efficiency too low?"

"It hasn't turned into powder yet." Hasen grabbed a handful of rice in the groove, turned his palm up and spread his five fingers, and held it in front of Roy to show him, "I want rice like this. No need to hammer it into powder."

"Isn't that simple?" Roy looked at it disapprovingly. He looked around, grabbed the unprocessed ears of rice that Hasen had put aside, lightly crushed them with his fingers, and then opened them to reveal a handful of husked rice. And the rice husks with open mouths.

"I'm not as strong as you," Hasen said with a smile, "but if you're willing, I'll leave it to you to deal with the rice in the future."

Roy laughed twice, and proposed another plan: "...we can discuss how to make a useful machine to process these rice."

Hasen was stunned when he heard the words. He wondered if Roy had recovered his memory, so he tentatively asked, "Have you done this before? For example, making machines or something..."

"No," Roy replied confidently, "I just want to give it a try, maybe it will work."

Hasen laughed when he heard the words: "Are you so powerful? Then you think of a way?"

Roy walked around the mortar seriously a few times: "Let me think about it."

"What should I do?" Hasen glanced at Roy who was lost in thought, "If you can't do it, forget it."

Roy didn't say a word, just stood there, and after thinking very intently for half an hour, he said, "Forget it, I forgot what to do."

Hasen: "..." He knew that this person was talking big!

Roy said that he was going to give up making any kind of machine, but he followed Hasen all day long, looking at this and that.

Hasen thought it was strange, but didn't go into it. After all, Roy was not in the way when he was with him. On the contrary, he could also help Hasen with some small favors, such as smashing herbs, sweeping the yard, tidying up the room and so on.

When the sun went down, Andy came back from the temple, and a little later, Adolf and Eric came back with a pile of logs, which they stacked one by one outside the yard to form a triangle. .

When they were laying logs, Roy stood at the door and watched their movements with disinterestedness. Under the gaze of the female, Adolf laid logs quickly and well, working with extra vigor.

Adolf was still thinking happily, is it because he didn't give Roy a kiss the first time he came back, and the other party was a little angry, thinking about his movements, he couldn't help but speed up, and when the wood was in full swing, Roy Yi disappeared again.

"Roy? Roy!" Adolf was looking for his female, but found that she was weighing the small piece of wood in the corner.

Adolf hugged Roy: "Do you like this piece of wood? May I give it to you?"

"Great," the other party's sweat smell didn't affect Roy's thoughts. He rubbed his chin and said to himself, "It's fine if you do this, and you need to verify it..."

Roy pushed Adolf, motioned him to let go, and pointed to the piece of wood: "Adolf, please help me saw that piece of wood into several sections, and then find some thinner wood... Yes, like that .”

Adolf didn't know why, but he still obeyed obediently. Unfortunately, he cut the wood halfway, and it was time for dinner.

"It's time, don't be too busy, let's go eat first," Roy dragged Adolf into the house, humming as he walked, and seemed in a good mood, "I really did it, I'm really good."

"I'm also very good." Adolf looked at the gradually blackening sky and asked suddenly, "Can you pluck the stars or the moon from the sky?"

Roy: "Oh, well..." Is this fool really stupid?He is not making things difficult for him!

"I can." Unexpectedly, Adolf said happily, "If you want, I will pick it for you!"

Roy finished his dinner dubiously, not even the freshly baked rice made him happy.

How would Adolf pick the stars and the moon?If he could do it, wouldn't he be worse than a fool?

"Isn't it delicious?" Seeing Roy's bored look, Ha Sen thought it was the day's events that affected him, "I'll try making porridge next time."

"Oh no," Roy came back to his senses, "I prefer meat."

Andy wrinkled his nose, but silently took a piece of meat for himself, thinking: Why does Roy love to eat meat like a male... But if he always eats meat, will he be able to eat meat like Roy? What about picking up the male?

At night, in order to fulfill his promise to pick up stars for his female, Adolf sneaks out with Roy.

"Dear Adolf, is it necessary to go so far to reach the stars?" Roy was a little suspicious, was he deceived by Adolf... No, if he was deceived by a fool, wouldn't he be more stupid than a fool?

"It's almost there!" Adolf held Roy's hand tightly, his heart was pounding, he didn't know if his female would like it, "Look, the front is..."

Roy's night vision ability is very good, he took a closer look and found a river in front of him, Roy reacted instantly: "..."

Unexpectedly, he lost his memory, and his brain is not working well.

Adolf carefully picked up a handful of water with both hands, and handed it to Roy, insisting that he put his hands together to take it: "Roy, have you seen it? The stars here are for you! Am I very happy?" Smart? My father told me the story about the monkey fishing for the moon, I thought of it..."

Roy looked at the stars in the water, feeling a little complicated. He didn't expect Adolf to beat him this time.

He looked into Adolf's shining eyes again, and suddenly felt that losing to a fool once in a while... There's nothing shameful about it.