Fool's old attack is a wolf god

Hasen's ritual of summoning the beast god was not an ordinary ritual either.

As a time traveler, even if he is a soil dregs time traveler from the Republic of China, Hasen still possesses the unique golden fingers that ordinary time travelers possess!

It's just that his golden finger is really, really hard to use...

Hasen set up a clean wooden table in the yard, lit a candle, placed a plate of freshly sliced ​​rolling (similar to pig) raw meat on it, and took a vase and put a bouquet of small wild flowers, Only then did he mutter something, and spoke Chinese in a low voice: "Is the cutest little angel in the world here? I have something to find you!"

The beautiful night sky was suddenly covered with dark clouds, and a beam of moonlight suddenly broke through the clouds and projected onto Hasen's table.

At this time, everything around is terribly silent. If you look closely, you will find that the falling leaves, flying birds and beasts, and even the stream that was still flowing a moment ago have all stagnated, as if frozen in a sculpture at that moment.

But inside, only Hasen was different from them. He raised his head and looked at the light in front of him with a calm expression.

A little thumb with wings, slid up to him on a sun slide from top to bottom, and said hello playfully: "Long time no see, He Sen, do you miss me?"

"...You are still so noisy," Hasen said with disgust, but smiled on his face, "Here, I picked the flowers you asked for last time, and I picked them for you this time."

The villain spread a pair of transparent wings, he landed lightly on the wooden table, jumped lightly, and approached the bouquet of wild flowers: "Well, not bad, but I have nothing to show you, you haven't looked for me for more than half a year. Next time, what wish do you have?"

The little angel sent by the beast god is omnipotent. As long as the wish is reasonable, it can be realized at the speed of light, but the unreasonable wish will be severely rejected by him, but he can only make one wish every month. Life will be deducted from wishes, and the process is irreversible.

As for the offerings on the table... it's just for show.

Hasen, who was also called He Sen back then, relied on the cheat of the little golden finger angel to survive in the cruel primeval forest, and successfully met Adolf's father, Eric.

Now Hasson is going to use this cheat again to achieve Adolf's love.

"Adolf is obsessed with a guy who is like a vampire who traveled through time like me," Hasen said in a deep tone, "So can you make this vampire an ordinary female, forget about her bloodline identity, and become Adolf's wife? "

"He Sen, you have turned bad, you have done such things as robbing civilian men," the little angel rejected his request righteously, "No! Change a wish."

"...Don't you remember?" Hasen heard this, sighed faintly, and mentioned another unrelated event many years ago, "You told me back then that you couldn't make a wish to cure Adolf's stupid disease."

Hearing what Hasen said, the little angel had a vague impression.

"Because in the future when Li Youguo is ripe, the wife he secretly brings back will completely change him and make him the most powerful orc in the world!"

"Now, Adolf brought back this vampire, but you told me that this wish cannot be fulfilled," Hasen looked at the little angel sadly, "So my lovely little angel, did you just make up a random reason to lie to me? "

"I, I..." The little angel of Goldfinger was a little guilty. When little Adolf first showed signs of being stupid, he did seem to have said so... But the angels never lie!

So the little angel of Goldfinger raised his head and thought about it seriously: "Well, well, you just had a lot of wishes... Well, in this way, I can only make him forget his identity and block his blood power. Live like an ordinary female, I can only help you so far...I can't help you realize other wishes, or the Archangel will punish me."

"But he can't speak animal language yet, so he won't be able to communicate with us, wouldn't that be a trick?" Hasen pretended to be very sad and looked at the little angel.

The little angel thought about it again, and it was indeed like this: "Okay, let him learn the animal language, and I can realize this small additional condition, as a compensation for amnesia given to him, so as to fully realize your This wish...you can't force him to be with Adolf."

Only then did Hasen give the little angel a thumbs up in satisfaction, but he thought in his heart that he is also a wicked adult now.

Hasen clearly knows that what he did is definitely wrong, there is no doubt about it, and what kind of result this will lead to... He does it alone and bears it, and he is already mentally prepared.

Ordinary people are no match for vampires. If this time traveler is an ordinary person, Hasen can still convince himself to make this marriage happen, but the other person is a vampire... Vampires are unknown to orcs, and they are full of danger.

It is a danger to keep the other party, and it is also a danger to let the other party go. He would rather keep this traverser by his side. It is best to erase the danger and stay by his son's side under his controllable circumstances .

Adolf needs this vampire because he can change his fate.

Every parent hopes that their children can live a healthy and happy life, but this is only when the children are physically and mentally healthy.Hasson had been waiting for this day for a long, long time.

Adolf couldn't be a fool all the time.

The Goldfinger cherub waved the magic wand in his hand, and the golden powder floated into the room like a puff of green smoke.

"It's done!" Pointing to the little angel and circling happily in the air, "But you must remember not to let him see blood!"

Seeing Hasen frowned, the little angel continued to explain: "Because the moment he sees blood, this vampire will have the desire to suck blood, and even can't help it and lose his mind... Once he sucks blood, he will regain his ability and memory."

Hasen understood, and nodded to the little angel.

The moment Hasen nodded, a golden quill slid in the air, writing a string of incomprehensible characters, and what fell on the signature was the Chinese character He Sen.

The contract is established.

The strange beam of light disappeared without a trace in an instant, the dark clouds cleared, the night sky was full of stars, and everything around him returned to its original state.

Hasen put away the offerings on the table and prepared for Eric to make supper at night. At this time, Andy ran out to look for him in a panic: "Father! Sister-in-law, he, he suddenly spoke animal language, and it seemed I don't remember anything!"

"This is the arrangement of the Beast God," Hasen answered him calmly, and handed the meat to his youngest son, "Here, Dad, let's add dinner tonight and get to know the new member of our family, Roy."

Roy was indeed confused, it was only for a moment, he suddenly forgot everything: "Who am I...Who are you?"

The little boy at the door froze for a moment, then ran out with a huff.

Immediately afterwards, a tall, strong, stupid man ran in again, hugged his waist, and said very excitedly: "Female! My female! I finally see you again! I am so happy!" Miss you! Don't leave me, okay? I can leave you a lot of delicious food!"

"..." Roy looked up at this person like a fool. Although he has lost his memory, his cognition is still... what female?Isn't he male?Is there something wrong with this person's head?

Without saying a word, Roy frowned and pushed him away. Just as he was about to go out, he saw a beautiful middle-aged man who was somewhat similar to the little boy before slowly walking in, and said to him gently: "Wake up?" La?"

Roy stopped suspiciously and looked him up and down: "You...?"

Mei Zhongnian smiled at him: "Your name is Roy, my name is Hasen, I am your mother-in-law, and you are my daughter-in-law."

Mother-in-law?Daughter-in-law?Roy was stunned for a moment: "Oh my Cain...Wait a minute, who is Cain?"

Hasen's expression cracked imperceptibly, and then continued to smile: "...Cain is your catchphrase, just like I often say 'oh my beast god', in other words, the beast god is mine Mantra."

"Oh female! My female! I'm so happy that we can be together!" Adolf hugged Roy from behind again, turned his head and stared at Hasen and said, "Father, you promise me to be with him Did you? Daddy, you are so kind! I love you the most!"

"...So female is also his mantra?" Roy hesitated, "This is your son? Can you tell him not to hug me! His chest muscles are too hard!"

"You are his female." Seeing that Roy was deaf to the key words, Hasen emphasized again, "This is not a catchphrase, you are his wife, my daughter-in-law, and I agree that you can be together!"

"I'm a male, not a female!" Roy was a little unhappy, "Although I don't remember, I shouldn't like a guy who is bigger than me. This is too uncomfortable!"

"Female is male!" Hasen didn't expect that vampires with amnesia would be easy to fool, so he opened his eyes and started talking nonsense, categorically turning right and wrong, "It is because our family Adolf is so strong that he successfully married you back from a remote tribe. , let you out of poverty, this is your own choice, are you going to regret it?"

"Father, I..." Hearing that Hasen said something wrong, Adolf wanted to say something, but was stared at by the death stare of the other party, so he dared not speak, so he shut up embarrassingly.

"Oh my Cain," Roy said angrily, "I must have been obsessed with ghosts back then! I don't like muscular men!"

As he spoke, he rubbed Adolf's chest muscles with his shoulder blades, and complained dissatisfiedly: "This is too hard! I hate guys who are taller than me! Those girls' eyes will be taken away by him!"

"Wait, what is a girl?" Roy asked again.

Hasen felt ashamed. He was keenly aware that this guy might bring him a lot of trouble: "Girl...is the dialect of your tribe! It means the same thing as female and male!" He started talking nonsense again.

"...Leave this alone," Roy felt something was wrong, but he couldn't tell, so he had to let it go, "I made a wrong decision in the past, I don't want to be with your son, I don't think I will like it he."

Adolf was struck by lightning when he heard the words: "You, don't you want me?"

"This won't work! You cunning female!" Hasen rejected him righteously, "You have already thought up a despicable excuse, haven't you? You can't use amnesia as an excuse! I won't agree!"

"What are you arguing about?" Elder Eric walked in, "Our supper is ready, come out and eat!"

Adolf couldn't restrain his grievances, and shouted as a child complaining: "Abba! My female doesn't want me!"

"..." Eric's eyelids twitched, and he said very seriously, "Conquer him with your charm! Our whole family will support you with all our strength! He can't escape!"

Roy: "..." These damn barbarians!

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One to three chapters are minor repairs, and the construction is completed.