Fool's old attack is a wolf god

In all fairness, Roy does not match the word ugly at all. On the contrary, his skin is frighteningly pale due to years of exposure to light, and his red pupils and blond hair are different from those of orcs, which makes him look different from others. Ordinary people, very handsome.

But as soon as he turned into a bat, these orcs always misidentified his race, and always said that the little bat was ugly? !This didn't make Roy happy at all!

"Is my avatar really ugly?" Roy doubted himself for the first time. He walked to Adolfo's side and poked his elbow in the chest muscle, "Adolf, you have to treat me to be honest."

"No, it's very cute and cute." Adolf said without hesitation, and he said it with a serious face, with special sincerity, "If someone thinks it's ugly, it must be that he doesn't know how to appreciate it! I think the little bat is special. cute!"

Roy nodded in satisfaction when he heard the words, completely forgetting that Adolf was the first person to say that the little bat was strange. He kissed the other side of the face as if rewarding him, and he also gave Scott who was still lying on the ground unable to recover. Special Road:

"Did you hear that? It's not a black bird, it's a bat! Also, don't come here for trouble if you have nothing to do. If you want to live a miserable life, I don't mind hanging you upside down on a tree for a night."

"You, you are actually a male?" Scott thought about it, and disbelief appeared on his face. "Let's not talk about the beast pattern, bat? Beast God, I've never heard of a bat orc..."

"Now you have heard and seen it," Roy affirmed his answer from the side, although he was very clear that he was not an orc. "Any more questions?"

"No, no more," Scott looked at Roy with a very strange expression, obviously he was extremely annoyed by his stupid pursuit of a male before, in other words, he is actually a straight male cancer, " Why didn't you say you were a male earlier?! Adolf, don't you mind that this man is a male?"

"I don't mind," Adolf hugged Roy beside him, leaned over and kissed his side cheek, "Whether Roy is male or not, he is my female!"

Roy curled his lips, resisting the urge to retort, he pretended to be a little bird and shrank into Adolf's arms: "Yes, I like orcs like Adolf, who are strong, fierce, energetic, and dote on me They all depend on me, now that Xiongxionglian is so popular, you actually have such a pedantic way of thinking..."

"It's incomprehensible that a male and a female lie under another male and are ready to give birth to each other," Roy's behavior successfully disgusted Scott, and he rolled his eyes greatly in anger, and blurted out vicious words, "I'm blind, you're just a bitch chirping male."

"Oh, you are indeed blind." Scott's words also successfully angered Roy, but he smiled back in anger, and smiled very brightly, "Adolf, hang him upside down from a tree. "

"You! How dare you?!" How embarrassing it is to be hung upside down on a tree. Scott was discouraged, and he stopped pretending to be pitiful and got up and ran, shouting while running, "I'm going to tell you about this. Everyone! Roy is a bitch male!"

Before he could finish speaking, Scott suddenly fell on the ground, and was dragged back by Adolf in disgrace.

"It seems that God is helping me too." Roy squatted down and patted Scott's side face, with a very bully temperament, "Well, I won't bully you anymore, I just send you a word."

"One day in the future, you will be like me, a twat female lying under a certain male."

Scott originally wanted to sneer and mock Roy, but seeing the other's faint but extremely serious eyes, he suddenly couldn't laugh.

Roy is the daughter-in-law of Priest Hasen... Priest Hasen is so awesome... This sentence will not come true, ahhhhhh!

After Roy finished speaking, he took Adolf's hand and turned around to leave, completely ignoring Scott who was overwhelmed with panic behind him.

And Adolf held his female tightly with one hand, and with the other hand took the bunch of sheep that were staggering and bleating...

"So Scott will form a bond with a male?" After walking a long way, Adolf asked curiously, "How did Roy know?"

"Who knows," Roy still had a casual expression, "I just frightened him casually."

Thinking of Roy's serious expression just now, Adolf never thought it was as simple as a casual scare.

He thought for a while and said, "Roy... Did we make a mistake just now?"

"Huh?" Roy turned his head and looked at him strangely, "What's wrong?"

"Didn't Roy say... you can't just tell others that you can turn into a little bat?" Adolf said hesitantly, "Just now you turned into a little bat and exposed yourself..."

Roy: "..."

Roy thought for two seconds, and justified himself like this: "That's good, I will be a bat orc in the future. As for the fact that I can become a wolf, you must never tell others."

Seeing Roy's serious expression, Adolf couldn't help but nodded like a chicken pecking rice.

Roy originally planned to pretend that he was a wolf orc, but because the wolf he turned into was too small, it was very different from the wolf orc, and he accidentally exposed himself, so he could only pretend to be a wolf orc. I turned into a bat orc... Anyway, there seems to be no bats in this world.

After returning home, Adolf and Roy realized that there seemed to be no place to put the sheep... Roy thought for a while, and directed Adolf to tie the rope tied with the sheep bleating to the door frame firmly, and told him to go Cut some branches and came back: "It doesn't need to be very thick, just as thick as two or three fingers. By the way, I need some vines."

Adolf went there excitedly, and it didn't take long before he came back after cutting several bundles of branches, and he cleverly tied them with tree vines several times, and just dragged them back.

"You did a good job, Adolf," Roy praised in a timely manner, "but you really like dragging things."

Some parts of the vines have been frayed and unusable, which is a pity.

"Carrying things will make my body smell bad, and Roy doesn't like me anymore," Adolf said seriously, "I want to hug Roy fragrantly."

Roy was stunned for a moment, and thought about it carefully. A few days ago, he did complain that Adolf was covered in sweat after work, but he didn't expect the other party to remember it so clearly.

"Then let's work together and get stinky together," Roy said, "then go take a shower together, and I'll cook something delicious for you in the evening."

Adolf's eyes lit up, and he obediently came over to help Roy.

In fact, it doesn't take much effort to make a fence. Roy roughly circled the side of the house, and then got busy with Adolf.

Since the sheep in this world are not very big, the fence they made is only a little above the knee height, and the workload of the two of them is not too big when they are busy, and they are done quickly.

After driving the flock into the fence, Roy took two big bowls and filled them with goat milk. His milking movements are quite skilled... well, there is a little story in it.

When Roy was just an adult, he spent money like water. His father, the Duke of Gangolo, forced his son to work as a milker on the family farm for two months in order to let his son understand the sufferings of the world.

After Roy had been obediently for two months, he suddenly counterattacked. The backhand was a big move. The night before he left, he secretly roasted [-] or [-] sheep and gave them to the local farmers, which made Roy's father angry. yes...

Fortunately, Mrs. Gangelo had been persuading him all day with soft words, and then His Excellency waved his hand generously, expressing that the past would go with him like smoke.

While thinking about it, Roy wandered away, and when he accidentally splashed his face while milking, he came back from his trance.

Tsk, the Duke of Gangelo drove his son out of the family long ago, so there is nothing left to miss.

Roy wiped away the milk stain with the back of his hand, cleared up his gloomy mood, got up and handed Adolf a bowl of goat milk: "Just squeezed, do you want to drink?"

Adolf immediately shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, I drank it every day when I was a child, and I got tired of it..."

"Drink it every day when I was a child?" Seeing that Adolf didn't drink it, Roy took a sip first. "This goat's milk is really good, but it's a bit fishy."

"We all grew up drinking this when we were young, and our children will also grow up drinking this." Adolf said.

But the other party's simple sentence aroused Roy's question: "Do females have no milk after giving birth?"

"No," Adolf said. He gave Roy a strange look, "Why do females have milk? Everyone grows up drinking goat's milk."

"..." Roy was silent for a moment, thinking that this is not in line with biology, but it is already very strange for a man to become a female to have children.

There is a theory that men's [beep——] evolved from women's [beep——], if this theory evolved, females should not have the previous thing, because it is useless , and then females should evolve directly into females...?

Roy thought about it and couldn't figure it out, so he got annoyed and stopped thinking about it. He said to Adolf, "I remember there are sour oil and bird eggs at home, right?"

Adolf nodded, not understanding why he asked.

"I'll make something delicious for you," Roy explained, "Have you ever eaten Shuangpi Nai?"

Adolf shook his head decisively, and looked at Roy expectantly.

"I'll try to make it, and I'll give you a taste when it's ready," Roy said again as if thinking of something, "However, we have to take a shower together first."

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