Fool's old attack is a wolf god

At noon, Roy was making big grilled wings, and when Adolf was waiting for the meal, Hasson came.

"Why are you here today?" Roy asked, cut a large piece of wing meat and handed it to Hasen, but Hasen took two bites and put it aside, with a worried expression on his face.

"What's the matter?" Roy gave him a strange look, and asked bluntly, "If you have anything to say, just tell me."

"Have you encountered anything strange lately?" Hasen asked hesitantly.

"?" Roy was baffled, but still told the truth, "Yesterday I met a very strange beast."

"Where did you meet it?" Hasen asked anxiously again, "How is it?"

"It was killed by me because it ate children and my sheep." Seeing that Hasen's expression was wrong, Roy asked strangely, "...what's wrong?"

"Oh my beast god, did you kill the envoy? That's a beast!" Hasen's face was pale. "It doesn't eat children, it's baptizing orc cubs!"

It turns out that Wuxiang is actually called the Royal Beast. Every 100 years, it will come to the Beastman Continent to lick random children, and whoever it licks will be lucky to become one of the most powerful orcs in the Beastman Continent.

Roy, however, butchered it and ate it.

"...well," Roy's eyelids twitched, feeling that the world is really unpredictable, "who told him to steal my sheep..."

"It might think it's a sacrifice from you," Hasen said with annoyed expression on his face, why didn't he come a day earlier?One day earlier, the envoy might be rescued!Then let it lick the children of the wolf tribe more, now it's really finished!

"Oh, by the way," it's all like this anyway, Roy said in a serious manner, "The one you ate just now is the meat of the angel."

Hasen froze completely when he heard this, almost fainting.

It's over, and there's nothing left to do.

Hasen went home with a headache, while Roy continued to share the remaining wing meat with Adolf as if nothing had happened.

"Why is Daddy so distressed?" Adolf chewed the piece of meat vigorously, and asked very puzzled, "Didn't you just eat that weird beast?"

"Well, it's not a big deal," Roy said without changing his expression, "Eat more, maybe these five different meats have some magical effects."

Nothing happened in the next two days, except that it was snowing intermittently, like the calm before the storm.

Roy didn't take this matter very seriously. After killing all the beasts, there was only one thigh left. I don't know if the beast god will be furious in the sky, and how will he punish him...

On this day, Roy was cleaning the snow in the sheepfold, and suddenly he found something——

There is not much grass in the trough. Could it be that another sheep died?

He got into the shed and took out the bleating sheep one by one. There were many sheep, but two were skinny and dying. They had obviously been on a hunger strike for two or three days.

Roy has black lines on his face, why are the two sheep on a hunger strike?But after thinking about it again, I figured it out.

Probably because they were trembling under the coercion of the divine beasts at that time, they were unable to save their children, and they were annoyed, suffering and distraught at this time.

The baa-baa are originally family-oriented animals, but because of their timidity that night, they didn't take that brave step. The parents of the sheep were depressed and couldn't eat for three days. Only the lucky little baa-baa stayed behind. Zai couldn't figure out what was going on, what to eat, drink, and sleep.

Roy sighed as he watched them, and brought the pasture with his own hands to feed them. As a result, the two sheep looked at each other, turned their heads resolutely, and walked slowly back to that corner to continue to confess.

Roy: "..." These sheep are really interesting.

He didn't force it either, and threw the pasture back into the trough, washed his hands, went to another ewe to squeeze a small bucket of goat milk, and then prepared to go back to the house.

At this time, Roy raised his head as if feeling something, and saw Hasen rushing towards his house with a serious expression on his face. As soon as he entered the door, he said straight to the point: "The judgment of the beast god has come down, and I have been notified."

Roy: "???"

"After the heroic spirit of the envoy ascended to heaven, he cried out to the Beast God about your crimes. The Beast God thought about it and said, since you are dead, go and reincarnate. You don't need to be cast into someone else's house, but into the vampire who killed you. Home, they will do whatever you want...then the envoy thought for a while, and happily agreed."

"..." Roy was stunned. "...What kind of operation is this?"

Ha Sen thought that Roy was frightened by the judgment of the beast god, so he comforted him: "The beast will not have the previous memory after reincarnation, so you don't have to worry too much... The beast god also said that your original child will coexist with the angel , but you will never recognize which child is the angel who died innocently and which child is your real child."

Roy looked weird after hearing this, and he curled his lips and said, "You mean...I was originally a single child, but the Beast God added one to me, turning me into twins? What kind of punishment is this?"

"Ahem..." Ha Sen coughed twice, signaling the other party to be cautious. This punishment was the punishment that he had been fooling the Beast God for two days before the Beast God reluctantly changed his words. He didn't want any more accidents to happen, "otherwise An envoy will come to the Beastman Continent in two days, but according to the will of the Beast God, it will no longer favor the wolf tribe...so..."

Roy pressed, "So what?"

"So..." Hasen felt that this request was difficult to ask, but he had to ask, "Is there any meat left from the beast? I will stew it into a pot of soup and baptize the children."

Roy's expression was blank for a moment, and then he was out of breath with laughter. He calmed down, went into the kitchen, chopped up half of the animal leg and gave it to Hasen, and the other half was ready to cook for Adolf when he came back. The soup continues to be nourishing and nourishing.

"I never thought I could be pregnant with twins like this," Roy said with great interest, "After the children are born, I can tell this as a horror story to them."

"Farewell." Hasen twitched the corners of his mouth, feeling that this daughter-in-law was really worried, "If they don't want to hunt and kill the royal beast when they grow up, the beast god probably wants to throw me into the sea."

Roy laughed.

"Oh, by the way, I still have a question." Roy leaned against the door and looked at Hasen who was about to leave. "How did you find our house that day?"

"...Guidance from the Beast God," Hasen said expressionlessly, "He kept hitting me with small stones that day. I probably counted the days and made divinations. The variables are with you, so I just coming."

After hearing this, Roy couldn't hold back, and hugged his stomach and laughed wildly again. He seemed to hear "I'm leaving first" in a haze, and when he looked up again, Hasson had already left.

As soon as Hasen left, Adolf came back. He dragged a bunch of prey and picked some fruits for Roy. The harvest was even more than the previous days.

Roy put these things away, told Adolf what happened just now, and asked him what he thought.

"Ah?" Adolf looked worried after hearing this, "Then our child won't be so ugly, right?"

"Isn't that...how is it possible?" Roy was also a little worried when he said that, but after thinking about what the Beast God said about the two children not being able to tell which was which, he felt a little relieved, "Probably not , They either look like me or you, at most they can mix and match, nothing should happen."

I hope the Beast God won't do anything foolish.Otherwise he would have prayed for Cain to kill him!

After the half animal leg was simply stewed, it was served on the dining table. Adolf was also very happy to eat the rice. Roy served himself a bowl of soup, and while drinking, he watched the other party gobble it up, and suddenly said: " Have you felt any changes in your body recently?"

"Change... no," Adolf was stunned for a moment, and he said vaguely, "but I feel full of strength recently! Especially when hunting!"

"Swallow the meal first before talking," Roy pinched his side face, "you can eat all the meat in this pot."

Roy felt that he hadn't changed much, maybe the flesh of this beast didn't have any effect on him.

"No, I want to eat with you!" Adolf freed his hand to serve Roy a bowl of soup, which was full of meat, "Roy also needs nutrition, and our baby also needs nutrition. I am full. I want to watch you and the baby eat."

Roy thought about it for a while, so he took the bowl of broth and ate it. He was secretly surprised at Adolf's considerate performance... It seems that the meat of the beast has the effect of enlightening the mind.

Of course, he didn't know that the meat of the royal beast can only greatly enhance the physique, but at the same time of enhancing the physique, it also made up for the little physiological defect in Adolf's brain... But to be serious, the reason why Adolf's IQ The improvement is entirely due to their bond.

Why do the orcs have to hold a bond ceremony?

One is to ensure that the relationship between the two parties is stable, and they cannot kill each other; the other is to form a contract to make the husband and wife assimilate each other, and the assimilation rate is about [-]% to [-]%.

This is probably a good thing for ordinary orc couples. After all, couples who form a bond often grow more and more alike, and occasionally their thinking will be synchronized, caring for each other, and family life will become more and more harmonious.

However, sometimes this kind of bond is not very good. After all, they are mutual assimilation. Simply put, it is a bit like two glasses of water connected by a pipe at the bottom. In other words——

Roy may have lowered his own IQ to make up for Adolf's.

Fortunately, the assimilation rate is not very high, but Roy may never have thought of this, after all, he didn't feel any decline in his IQ, at most he felt that he had become more talkative.

After eating and drinking, Adolf began to sticky and rub against Roy again. Roy guessed that Adolf was too angry these days, and his old waist couldn't stand it, so he brought it back with Adolf. I picked a few pear-like fruits from my family and made a rock sugar pear.

He peeled two pears, cut off the stalks, and removed the cores. He put a few sugar cubes inside the pears, poured some water into the pot, and put them in two small bowls. After cooling down for a while, Adolf and I dug and ate slowly one bowl at a time.

"Is it delicious?" Roy asked.

"Delicious." Adolf ate the water stains around the top of his mouth, and he licked it off by himself, then stared at Roy's lips.

Roy noticed this and asked, "What's wrong?"

"...I want to kiss," Adolf approached Roy, kissed the corner of his mouth, and hugged him vaguely, "I want to warm Roy, Roy always seems to be cold."

Roy's heart skipped a beat: Well, it seems that rock sugar pears are not very useful.Thinking of this, he couldn't help curling his mouth: "Come if you want."

It was very hot inside the house, but it was extremely cold outside. When Roy got up the next morning to milk the goats for breakfast, he found the parents of goats who had lost their sons lying in the middle of the sheepfold. Frozen into two lumps, obviously dead long ago.

Roy's good mood suddenly turned bad. These two sheep actually ran out of the sheepfold, committed suicide and froze them to death. Should it be said that their parents' love is great, or is their brain pitted and obsessed?

Roy dragged two dead sheep into the kitchen. He was going to chop them up, but later he felt that the dead sheep were not fresh, or did he feel sorry for the sheep parents who loved the dead lambs deeply?Anyway, he didn't do what he thought he would.

Roy shaved off all the wool of the dead sheep with a blank expression, preparing to make cotton shoes or gloves, and then dragged the two bare dead sheep back to their hometown, found a shaded place, and put them on the ground. They were buried.

It's a shame about the orphan lamb left, Roy thought.

But it happens to be able to make a pair with another lamb, and then give birth to a new lamb.

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