Fool's old attack is a wolf god

The murloc who led the way was named Mark, a deep-sea mermaid. He had a pair of sea-blue eyes, a shiny silver-white fish tail that could reflect light, and wine-red curly hair floating on the water, like a strange mass of seaweed.

"Are you going to the other side of the sea? That's not a wise choice." Mark emerged from the sea, with strands of shoulder-length wet hair sticking to his neck. He looked at the ship on the Benson in a backstroke position. A family of four talked about a rumor about murlocs in an exaggerated tone:

"A murloc friend of mine who lives far away said that the humans on the shore are very cruel. His friend's friend's friend was accidentally caught, and when he came back, he was already thin and boned, and most of the fish scales fell off. Half of it has been ripped off, and it will be a disabled fish from now on, and it can only swim sideways and crookedly...Human beings are really scary."

"What's your friend's name?" Roy leaned his elbows on the railing, propped his chin and looked down at him.

"Um..." Mark hesitated and couldn't answer, so he could only emphasize, "This is really a true story! Don't think I'm telling lies! You'll regret it later!"

"It's not too much to regret, maybe I will make cruel humans regret it," Roy said casually, "We should have dinner later, shall we go together?"

Mark was overjoyed when he heard that, and waited for Roy to let down a section of rope from the boat. After climbing up twice, he grabbed the railing and jumped, landing heavily on the deck. The whole boat shook, but he didn't care too much. , leaving only a wet slip mark.

I have to say that there is actually a huge gap between mermaids and mermaids. Shallow water mermaids are not enough compared to deep water mermaids, and the latter is really well-deserved as the king of the sea. For example, Teresi has four-pack abs, and Mark has eight. block; Tracy can beat an orc, and Mark can PK a group of killer whales within five...

Roy said that the difference in force value caused by the growth environment is understandable.

Mark took a piece of animal robe that Roy handed him, and casually wrapped it around his waist. When he took a step and opened it again, the fish tail had turned into strong legs. He ran in three steps and two steps, full of tenderness. Laughing in the cabin, Roy went to another part of the deck to see how Adolf's meal was doing.

This is a new skill that Adolf has recently unlocked. After having a child, the couple are often busy with the first and second children. Cooking and taking care of the children have become a must-have skill.

A few days ago, Roy taught Adolf how to cook cat food. Adolf learned it seriously, and the finished product was not bad. Roy, he, his two children, and even Mark, who was eating the food, all ate the cat food together. clean.

It’s just that when Adolf made it for the second time, he added a lot of his favorite sour oil fruit on his own initiative. I don’t know if there is any mutually exclusive reaction between sashimi and this fruit... The taste is hard to describe. From then on, Roy strictly ordered Forbid him to mess with the dishes.

"Why can't the things I like coexist?" Adolf asked wonderingly at that time.

Roy gave him an example with a blank expression: "If you like sweet food and salty food, can you eat sweet and salty food together?"

Adolf was so frightened that his face turned pale and he shook his head repeatedly.

Today Adolf made a well-behaved mushroom cheese soup, sashimi mixed with vegetable salad, and a large plate of solid barbecue, and even made some baby food. Roy watched him prepare At the end, I thought about asking the other party to roast three or five roasted fruits soaked in water, and then I took out a plate of dried seaweed.

"Aside from feeding sheep and making seaweed and egg soup, what else can you do?" Adolf asked.

"Well," Roy took off a piece of seaweed and said to himself, "Maybe we can make bread sushi?"

Bread sushi is seaweed, that is, seaweed, wrapped in bread, then wrapped in vegetables and sashimi, and made according to the steps of wrapping sushi, which is a typical crooked nut method.

Roy took a roasted fruit that Adolf had roasted, cut it into long strips and tried to make one, cut a piece and stuffed it into Adolf's mouth: "Is it delicious?"

"That's a good time!" Adolf said inarticulately. He baked other fruits and handed them to Roy while holding him in his arms. "I still want to eat."

Roy stuffed another piece of Adolf, and ate another piece himself, and there were not many left. He made two more pieces, cut them into pieces, thought about it, and then changed the method. He mixed seaweed and bread The position is reversed, and the other methods remain the same, and the bread sushi becomes sushi bread.

A few days ago, Roy hated the combination of salty and sweet, but the bread and seaweed were not too sweet, and the other was not too salty. Mixed together with refreshing cucumber and fresh fish fillets, the taste is really good not bad.

Adolf took another piece of sushi bread in his mouth, and fed half of it to Roy while eating: "It's delicious! How did you think of it?"

"I suddenly thought of it," Roy prevaricated, and then got down to business, "Remember to feed the sheep after dinner later."

Talking about the pair of sheep bleating, it’s really bitter tears. After losing their child, they traveled a long distance and followed Royff on the boat, but who knew that the animals were also seasick. During the ten or so days of sailing, they were often tossed.

Moreover, Roy thought that the supply of vegetables on the boat was not enough, so he forced them to change their meals. From then on, the hard-working sheep and bleat couple began to eat seaweed every day. The diet and environment were not comfortable, so they had to force themselves to adapt. Even unknowingly, there is a lamb again...

Roy noticed that the ewes had cubs, and the amount of milk was increased, but their children had already started to eat side meals, and the lambs were not yet born, so the excess milk continued to be made into cheese by Roy. It was the weather. It is not very easy to shape and store when it is hot.

Roy was still thinking about it, the bleats passed the seasickness period smoothly, and it was time to train their swimming skills.

If the sheep father and mother knew about this, they wouldn't know how to cry and faint in the boat cabin.

Roy went to the cabin and knocked on the door, calling Mark and the others to have dinner. Mark, who had smooth muscles, appeared on the stage carrying the two children of Roy's family from left to right, and asked, "What are you eating today?"

"Eat delicious food," Roy replied casually, taking Benson and Blaise from his arms, "You really like our children."

"It's great to have a child," Mark said enviously. "Leitz hasn't agreed to my pursuit yet. Obviously I have prepared the birth control pills. He can give birth and I can give birth, but he still doesn't agree."

Letz is a clam, in other words, a race whose upper body is a human and the lower body is a sea clam. This kind of sea tribe can actually directly transform into a human, or in other words, all sea tribes can directly transform into a human, but every clam is very special. Cherish your shell, it is their strongest fortress.Therefore, it is impossible to completely transform a human being, even in a lifetime.

Unlike clammen and crabmen, who are obsessed with shells, murlocs love to marry and have children with different types of murlocs since they separated from the fish species, and scales are a dominant gene, and murlocs with scales will explode within a few years. Increase, the murlocs without scales became extinct due to insufficient defensive ability, so all murlocs are basically of the same species, but sometimes they joke with each other, your ancestors are tuna, my ancestors are clownfish, and his ancestors are Ghost sharks or something.

After scrolling through the information inadvertently revealed by Mark, Roy suddenly thought of another question: "What kind of fish is Tracy?"

Mark hesitated for a moment: "Yellow croaker... right?"

Roy: "..." If Tracy found out, he would kill his clueless cousin.

Roy also asked Mark why the shallow sea mermaid didn't have the ability to completely transform humans. At that time, he was also very uncertain and said, "Maybe it's because he lost the power of the sea and became a complete orc."

At that time, Roy was very interested in the power of the sea, but unfortunately, the only sea tribe he has seen so far is this inconspicuous deep-sea mermaid Mark, who loves to come to their house to eat and play with his children.

Adolf, who was waiting at the dining table, skillfully hugged Benson from Roy's arms. He didn't know if the orc bastard grew up so fast. The eldest son Benson suddenly turned into a human form a few days ago. It's a pity that he has been a wolf cub for a long time. , Walking and running are all four feet on the ground.

However, Adolf just saw Benson walking upright and wobbling on his feet the day before yesterday, but today he changed to crawling when he landed. Adolf pressed his son in his exclusive seat in trouble, picked up the wooden spoon and began to feed Benson the meat paste again. , but Benson's taste is very tricky, he stretched out his chubby hand and wanted to eat enough barbecue.

Roy was also to blame for this matter. Once Roy became interested in feeding him a small piece of roasted meat. Benson fell in love with this taste from then on, and he resolutely refused to eat meaty meat when there was roasted meat.

Of course, this is not a big problem. Like now, Adolf will use the trick that Roy taught him, using a spoon filled with meat paste to pretend to scoop the barbecue, and then feed it to Benson. The kid would eat it stupidly, he thought he was eating barbecue...

In comparison, Blaise is much easier to raise. He is very well-behaved when he drinks goat milk and eats mush. Roy has been idle for a long time after feeding his daughter. With a look in his eyes that he had definitely completed the task, he continued to persistently feed his silly son.

Roy: "..."

Turning his head again, Mark was still looking at the family of four with longing eyes, full of envy all over his body.

Roy sees through and doesn't tell the truth. Young people always think naively when they are young. When they really have a child, they will inevitably be in a hurry again, and then they will be tossed until they have no love for life.

The author has something to say:

Mark: So Teresi's yellow croaker, should I steam it or braise it?

Teresi: ... [silently raises a viper, Lao Gong]

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