cat bully

It was evening at dinner time, but it was summer in the northern hemisphere, and the wattage of the sky was still there. Looking up, the color saturation of the sun could barely dazzle the human eye.

There are very few pedestrians on the street, and most of them are holding parasols, walking quickly with their legs swinging, wishing they could grab a store door and sneak in, rubbing the air conditioner to let the sticky sweat all over their bodies dissipate.

On the sidewalk, there is a special pedestrian. It is wearing a tiger-skin sweater. It looks like a pure natural cat fur coat. The flowery fur covers from the head to the tip of the tail. From the fluff on the face, a pair of black eyes with blue background are exposed. , and a small and exquisite nose, with a pink tongue protruding from its mouth from time to time, licking the dry tip of the nose.

It passes by the store in a hurry or slowly, and looks up at the store door and store signs from time to time. In order to keep the interior cool, some stores close the glass doors tightly, and write the words "push" and "pull" thoughtfully.

It is looking for a restaurant with its doors open, preferably a small restaurant with a large number of diners, so that it can sneak in and drink some water.But along the way, there are all high-end western restaurants, and there are not as many customers as there are waiters. At such a critical juncture, it is better to come to KFC, it feels that it is dying of thirst.

Thinking of this, the kitten slowed down quickly. It noticed a man in front of him, carrying a briefcase, talking on the phone while turning into the nearest restaurant.When it looked up, the gold-plated signboard on a black background was very eye-catching - iron plate barbecue.

OK, this is it!

The cat raised its tail, ran along the man's legs, and slid into the restaurant. Covered by the counter and the dining table, it avoided the waiter's eyes. After running to the innermost part of the restaurant, it hid under the dining table, looking for an opportunity to strike.

The restaurant was a little quiet, the occupancy rate was not high, and the guests in twos and threes were all young people.

There is an iron plate in the center of each table. After the guests come, the waiter will heat the iron plate and let the guests choose the doneness of the roast.

The cat stuck to the bottom of the table, its ears pricked up, and it turned around with the sounds around it—it heard the waiter pouring tea, the meat and fish pieces changing quality on the iron plate, and the guests whispering...it smells so good , it licked its nose again, unfortunately, as a cat now, it cannot enjoy this delicacy in the world.

"Can't you forgive me?" A male voice came from diagonally above the cat.

It immediately turned its ears to the direction of the sound source, and became absorbed in it.

Then came a female voice, "You have come up with the capital to ask me to forgive?"

Mao'er poked out half of her head and carefully looked at the man and woman at the next table—the two were not very old, they should be lovers, and they were frantically testing on the verge of breaking up.

After looking over the two of them, it began to pay attention to the decorations on the table - vegetable salad, potato slices, pork belly, fried rice cakes... Its cat eyes lit up, and the black eyes were round - there were two glasses of boiled water on the table , two cups of the fountain of life!

"Since you won't forgive me, why did you agree to meet me?"

The girl was originally leisurely, slumped on the sofa chair, and after hearing this, she immediately packed her things, stuffed her umbrella, mobile phone, earphones, and moisturizing spray into her bag, stood up and was about to leave.

Seeing this posture, the boy had no choice but to give in, and stretched out his hand to stop her, "Don't, you came out to show mercy, just show me face, in order not to hurt my sensitive nerves, please condescend to finish dinner with me!"

The girl threw the bag on the sofa, and saw the waiter in the distance looking over here, so she sat down and lowered her voice slightly, "How many times has this happened? Don't think that every time you use food, you can lie to me." Change your mind!"

"But every time it's a small matter, didn't I just borrow your eyebrow razor and use it?"

The girl's eyes were wide open, as if she wanted to press the boy on the iron plate and roast him, "Can your armpit hair compare to my eyebrows?"

"Aren't they all hair?"

The girl closed her eyes, exhaled deeply, seemed to be holding back her mouthful of blood, and said in a weak voice, "If a fairy uses my eyebrow razor to shave her armpit hair, I'm fine, but if you use it to shave her armpit hair , especially when I'm sweaty after basketball, what's the difference between that and putting sulfuric acid on my face towel?"

The boy muttered for a while, still aggrieved, but couldn't think of anything to refute, so he had to change the subject, "The meat is almost done, let's eat."

As he spoke, he put the slightly browned potatoes into the plate, and scooped up a bowl of bibimbap for her.

"Also last time, you felt that the toilet was smelly. You can use air freshener or cool oil to remove it. If it doesn't work, you can use toilet water, but why are you focusing on my perfume? Do you know how much it is worth?"

"I know," the boy swallowed half of the rice cake, "I bought it for you."

"It's because you bought it that I feel sorry for you. You... know how to eat it," the girl pushed the bowl in front of her. I don't."

Seeing that the situation was not good, the boy put down the bowl and chopsticks, feeling aggrieved, "I'm very sincere, my sincerity is all in this barbecue, look, the oil is overflowing, it's yellow."

The girl turned her head to the side, not looking at him, showing the aura of a hunger strike to the end.It's just that as soon as she turned her head, she met the cat under the table next to her. When the four eyes met, both the man and the cat opened their eyes wide.

The cat watching the situation took the opportunity, walked out unhurriedly, jumped onto the sofa chair by the boy's side, and looked up at him with a look of affection.

The girl was attracted by the cat, her eyes turned back and forth between it and the boy, and she asked suspiciously: "Your cat followed you in?"

The boy just wanted to deny it, but when he saw that she was interested in cats, he stepped down from the donkey, smiling brightly, "Do you like it? I'll give you the cat, or we can raise it together, and it will follow your surname."

The girl glanced at the boy, a flash of inspiration flashed in her mind, and she said half-narrowly and half-jokingly, "If you can make this cat compare your heart to me, I will forgive you."

The boy smiled and turned sideways to hug the cat.The girl hurriedly set the rules, "No, you can only manipulate it verbally, you can't touch it."

"This cat is so small and hasn't been trained yet, and the posture of Bixin is difficult for cats to force."

The girl finally had a smile on her face, it was a gloating joy, "That's why it's called sincerity, if it can be done easily, how can it be called 'sincerity makes gold and stone open'?"

The boy raised his hands above his head, put his hands back to back together on top of his head, forced a smile on his face, wrinkled his face, forced to be cute, "I'll compare my heart to you, show me all kinds of hearts."

"Come on, whoever wants to compare you, can you be a little self-aware, even if you are squeezed dry, you can't extract a little 'cute' element. I want to see cats..."

Before she could finish speaking, the cat stood up suddenly, using its hind legs as support.

Both boys and girls stopped talking and looked at it intently.

Under the watchful eyes of the two, the cat raised its two front paws to the top of its head, trying to close them, but because its forelimbs were not long enough, it could only stick to the top of its head, as if raising its hands in surrender, and its two ears were pressed down by it , his eyes were wide open, and he tried hard, but his two claws just couldn't reach it.

Boy: "..."

girl:"……"

In desperation, it gave up resisting, simply put its forelimbs down, and stuck them to its chest, its knuckles bent, its two furry paws closed together, and compared to the girl in the shape of a peach heart.At the same time, the corners of his mouth were curved upwards, his beard was raised, and he threw out a "deadly sweet smile".

The girl was so shocked by this critical blow, she couldn't take her eyes off her eyes, opened her mouth slightly, and forgot to scream.

When you're done, the cat puts down its forelimbs, resumes its normal sitting posture, sweeps its long tail, rolls up the water glass on the table, lifts it to its mouth, and tilts it slightly.It stuck out its tongue and quickly licked the boiled water inside, making a pattering sound.

After drinking, the cat put the water glass away, and while the two were still dumbfounded, it jumped off the sofa and ran away.The waiter noticed it and ran away in a panic. Like a flash of lightning, it rushed out of the huge restaurant in the blink of an eye.

The moment the cat shadow disappeared at the door, the girl finally came back to her senses. She muttered, "Not only can it understand our words, it can compare hearts, and it can also drink water in a fancy way..." She stood up suddenly, pointed at the door and shouted , "I want this cat!"

The boy followed the sound, ran out of the restaurant at a speed of [-] meters, chased after the cat, and shouted at it while running: "Brother Cat, please stay still, Brother Cat, I want to use the best canned cat food in the world Your hospitality, my mansion welcomes you—”

He chased across roads, boulevards, and flower beds, but it turned out that four-legged ones are faster than two-legged ones—the cat never looked back, and after jumping over the flower beds, it flashed into the community and disappeared without a trace.