cat bully

Looking at Da Tao's performance, any fool would know that he wasn't telling the truth.

In fact, it was such a small matter, I just wanted to know if he knew my landlord, but I was fooled by him in such a secretive manner, and I became serious instead——There will be no secrets between him and my landlord thing?

I began to doubt, and the more I doubted, the more curious I became, and finally I made up my mind to find out this matter.

First unsolicited cats, then pictures with legs, now even Da Tao has become mysterious - I'm not sure if there is a connection, maybe figure out one thing and the rest will be solved .

Among these few things, the cat is the closest to me, and I decided to start with it.

I hugged Master Cat to the sofa and put it away. I also prepared dried fish for him as a snack. Then I sat cross-legged on the floor and looked up at him slightly—good guy, obviously a trial meeting can turn into a worship ceremony every minute.

"Cat, let me ask you, did you live here before? Nod yes, shake your head no."

Master Mao bowed his head to eat the dried fish, and did not cooperate at all.

I know it understands me, because once I scolded it, when I went to the bathroom, it f---ing took the paper away from me, and I could only chase it all over the room with my pants up.

Finally, it put the paper on the top of the closet. I stepped on the bench and tiptoed to get it. When I stretched out my hands, the pants fell off, and my butt was facing it squatting not far away.

Although it has no expression on its face, I'm sure it must have been crazy with joy and wanted to scratch my ass twice.

I was so angry at that time, I wish I could put a few farts in the face of it, and smoke it to death.

Anger to anger, but since then, I don't scold it anymore, I should not scold it face to face, this little Hades, we ordinary people can't afford to mess with it!

Having said that, facing my question now, it didn't respond, and pretended not to understand, just like last time I answered all the questions wrong on purpose, so that the teacher "impressed" me.

It doesn't answer, what can I do?

Can I cry, make trouble and hang myself? ?

It is estimated that after I hang it, it will wait for me to air-dry, and then eat it as human meat jerky for a change of taste.

I decided to be gentle, "Maomao, you see that I take care of you so considerately, don't you want to have heart-to-heart communication with me?"

Master Cat finished eating the dried fish, licked his mouth, and got ready to take a nap.

"Cat, if you don't speak, I'll throw you out!"

Master Cat raised his head and purred from his throat, not the kind of lazy purring, but a high-end version of hysteria.

I know what it means, it's saying - "Little brother, you are very brave!"

My cat is really incomprehensible.

"Oh, you really don't give face, I just want to know why you live here with me, is it because of this house, or because of me..."

Before I finished speaking, Master Cat suddenly jumped up. I thought it was going to catch me, and I couldn't dodge it, but after it jumped up, it lay on top of me, and then rubbed my face with its nose.

This is... Kiss me?

I was about to hug it when it jumped off me and out the open window.