[Hunting] Invincible · Oriental · Beat the enemy

"Is there a cure?" Qi Ya looked at Dongfang worriedly.

Dongfang smiled with satisfaction, trying to cosplay Yungu with his smile.No wonder Qiya is so popular, everyone likes such a strong and childish pretty boy.

"Oh, not necessarily, I just said that there is such a possibility."

"Heh~heh~" Qi Ya laughed dryly, and it was written on his depressed little face, whether it was possible or sure. "That... Big Brother Dongfang, if... I mean if..."

"Ah, this, um, I'm not sure. Usually the treatment in the hospital is through electric shocks." This is asking Dongfang, but this is basically the case for serious mental illness.Taking medicine, mediating, enlightening, and being tied to a chair for electric shocks when the disease occurred.

"Ah!" Qi Ya looked desperate, electric shocks were as simple as eating in their house.Definitely useless.

"Specifically, we still need psychological enlightenment to make him feel that it is a kind of pain, and the original pleasure is an illusion."

"Oh..." Qi Ya shook his head secretly in his heart, no, the family rule is that any pain added should be endured as if he didn't exist.Feeling pain, admitting pain is not allowed.

"Also, take medicine to appease the nerves."

"..." This time, Qi Ya even omitted the participles. Their family grew up eating poison, would this kind of mild anesthetic be useful?It's over, it's over, it's over.

Dongfang here is also a little strange, why is Qiya's expression more and more desperate?

"It's okay, it's not an if."

"Well, I hope." Qi Ya held on to the last hope sadly, "Do you think it will be useful for me to enlighten my elder brother?"

"...Of course it works. Qi Ya is so cute, your brother must love you very much."

Qi Ya instantly remembered the conclusion that the masochist in the East likes to assimilate the people around him, and immediately shook his head desperately, "No, no, no, I don't want him to like it." Persuasion is still needed.Qi Ya immediately took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to his elder brother.

【Brother, don’t be too happy when you get hurt. 】Nodding in satisfaction, then send.Qi Ya repeatedly sighed, and then chatted with Dongfang about desserts from all over the world.

On the other side, the Yier fan who received Qiya's text message opened the text message excitedly, and then "..."

Think, think again, then tap your left hand on your right hand and call home. "Father, it's time to give Chi Yaga a cultural lesson."

Then another phone call to Mi Ji "Mi Ji, what did you say to Qi Ya?" How could he think he was happy?

"Ga? Odd teeth?" Think carefully. "He asked me what famous desserts are available at his mission location, and I answered, brother...can't you tell me?"

"No, it's nothing." It doesn't seem ridiculous, so who mentioned that he caused Qiya to have divergent thinking, and even write text messages incoherently?

"Brother, do you still want to see Qi Ya?" The two were in the neighboring city.

"No, there's no need." I just finished a few big tasks before, and I should take a good rest, because my father will definitely ask me about the "illegitimate child" in a few days, and what is waiting for me will definitely be an S-level task. You must be in good shape.

Maybe...the culprit of this incident should be brought together? (The culprit here refers to Hisoka.) At least his attention-grabbing effect is a parody. (One is body type and the other is behavior.)

It's a pity that I could have gone to see Qiya, especially when Qiya suddenly cared about his brother. (Although the reason is unknown, the sentence does not make sense.)

"By the way, big brother." Mi Ji added tremblingly, if he doesn't say it now, he doesn't know if he will have a chance next time, after all, he is required to take the initiative to call Il fans...

"what's up?"

"That person who is exactly like you...I can't find it. This...maybe it's not a person with the ability to read." The camera can't capture the read, unless it is taken by someone with special read ability.I went through all the videos and couldn't find anyone who was exactly like Yiermi. The joke started to pull my thoughts back from the illegitimate child, and tremblingly reminded my big brother if you made a mistake.

"..." Thinking of this, the Yier fan who hadn't told Miji yet, "There's no need to investigate, he's dead."

"..." Mi Ji really wanted to ask if it was you who killed the elder brother.

"Take care of Odd Tooth."

"Brother, Qi Ya's task is very simple, just kill a few small characters." Since Qi Ya recently ran away from home, his mood was high, so the family only assigned him a few quiet tasks for him to relax.It is said that everyone will have this kind of task boredom. Back then, the elder brother was solved with a gold card, and Mi Chi completely stayed in the computer room and found that Xintiandi could not come out.Aluka's condition is unknown, and Curt is underage.

"Inform him, go home as soon as possible." Of course Yier fans know about Qiya, so it's safer to catch the child and go home as soon as possible.

"Yes." Mi Ji circled in his heart again, he didn't have the courage to remind his elder brother that he could run away again after returning home.

The Yier fans here hung up the phone because they thought for a long time and still didn't call Qi Ya.In his opinion, Qi Ya, a shy child, would not answer his phone.

Under Dongfang's intentional or unintentional reminder, Qiya over there discovered that his eldest brother is definitely a physical masochist and has a tendency to develop psychologically in an all-round way. What's even more tragic is that the children they beat up the enemy Hakka were trained too well since childhood. , normal therapy will definitely not have any effect.Their bodies are definitely the kind that can withstand the limit, and exceeding the limit will damage the body.

After Qi Ya sent such a strange text message to his eldest brother, he was also anxiously waiting for a reply...

"Oh my god, big brother acquiesced!!"

"..." Dongfang, who had read the text message, drank his coffee silently.No wonder it is mentioned in the cartoon that Qiya only writes death notices when writing letters.Language organization is lacking.

"You can call and ask." Dongfang gloated and provoked, he hoped that after hearing this, Yi Ermi would not be able to maintain a paralyzed face and look completely mad.

"No." Qi Ya said sternly. "People who have heard of this disease can't tell him, just like you can't tell a drunk person that he is drunk."

"........."

"Oh! Never mind, go back and ask that fat man to check. He must know." The family doctor can't ask, and if he asks, he will tell his father that his eldest son has that possibility.And Miji... Huh, it's convenient to seal.

"Fatty..." Is it ridiculous?Dongfang's eyes lit up instantly.Although Qi Ya and him are getting along very well now, they still need to make extra preparations. "It's your brother too, he's fat?"

"Yeah, you don't know him..." Qi Ya's exaggerated strokes traced Mi Ji's body, his hands were almost straightened when measuring the width, and Qi Ya's expression seemed to dislike that his hands were not long enough.

"Aren't you going to lose weight?"

"I tried it. My mother made him run around our house ten times with a whip, and finally lost a little weight. He ate it the next day. Dad also said that he didn't care, and it didn't affect his work anyway."

"There is always a similar ability to read."

"What is the ability to think?"

"This is an adult's secret..."

"Cut, I know everything." Qi Ya raised his head and looked like he didn't want Dongfang to underestimate him, but his cheeks turned red. "I watch premium channels a lot!"

Brother Qiya's voice was a little louder, although the dessert shop was not crowded, it was not empty, Dongfang was now condemned by the eyes of lax teachers.So I can only...

"Buy the order."

"Tch, these people are rare and strange."

"Even if you shout that you are a killer, they won't look at you that way. You can't say that kind of thing in the future."

When Qi Ya heard the word killer, his eyes flickered, he held back his words, and then changed the subject. "Brother Dongfang, let's eat there again." Of course it's your treat.

"No, I still have work."

"Work?"

"Yeah, the job of killing people." Dongfang lowered his head and whispered in Qiya's ear.The hair and gentle breath matched the demeanor, and the tone of voice was provocative.Since Qi Ya insists that he is precocious, of course he is not polite.

"Ha, ha, Brother Dongfang really likes to joke."

"Oh? Are Qiya scared?"

"Are you kidding me? How could I be afraid!" He is a member of the killer family.His surname is Beat Enemy Ke, but when Qi Ya saw Dongfang Dayou taking him to have a look, he also became suspicious, this guy couldn't really be a killer, could he?At least the hunters.

"If you're not afraid." Dongfang squatted down and spread his arms.

Qi Ya's cat eyes widened for a moment, then he secretly moved his fingers and opened his joints.Quickly threw herself into Dongfang's arms, quickly showed the cat's scratch behind his back, pointed to the center of the back of the head with one hand and put the other hand on the back of the chest.If Dongfang wanted to kill Qiya now, he would definitely be hit hard in the heart and the back of his head.

"Hehe, restless kitten." It's still too tender, such a threat is not fatal to a person with hard protection.Even he has a protective energy.

Holding Qiya in his arms, ignoring the opponent's claws, he even patted Qiya's ass. "Sit still." Dongfang flew into the air directly on the street.The altitude and the time spent in the air made people on the street stop to look at God.

The Qiya kitten, who was flying for free, also cried happily after a moment of surprise.

"Qi Ya...my clothes are very expensive." Made by hand.

"Ah, I'm sorry." Qi Ya retracted his claws in embarrassment.

Dongfang flicked Qiya's forehead amusedly (everyone who has watched Hokage knows that this move is also a big killer for Zhengtai), and then stroked Qiya's soft hair. "no next time."

The expression is heartfelt pampering.

"Hehe, but your clothes are so special."

"Ah, I've seen something more special."

"for example?"

"Wearing naked in summer with a fur collar, and those who just want to be savages for a fur skirt, those who like to wear clown costumes, those who like to wrap themselves in cloth strips, and those who are dressed as Martians."

"..." It's amazing, he will never laugh at the big brother's clothes again. "Dongfang, I didn't expect you to be able to fly, go higher!"

"Hehe, let's fly again later, the destination is here." Landed, on the tree.

"Are you going to kill them?" Qi Ya watched a group of cars pass by with a shining look. "Which, I'll kill it for you, it's free. You have to tell me afterwards, where can I sell the ability to lose weight."

"..." How does it sound, something is wrong? "Qi Ya, so you are still an excellent little killer."

"Cut." Sure enough, when this was mentioned, Qi Ya was in no mood to ask about diet pills. "It's not something to be proud of." Looking at the tattered clothes on Dongfang's back, he just grabbed them. That's it. Even if the other party is not hostile, I have to be vigilant with 12W points when contacting the other party.If it weren't for the anti-drug training at home is very good, it is estimated that they will be ordered to bring water and food when performing tasks outside, and they are not even allowed to drink rainwater.

He hated this, hated this family, hated this job.

He doesn't want to listen to his family's nagging. He is the most perfect and the best. He just wants to have a friend like an ordinary person and play with him.

"Qi Ya? What's the matter? Not happy? Do you find it too difficult? It's okay."

"Who says it's difficult! Just this group of people, it's okay to kill them all!" Kitten responded immediately with fury.

“哦？职业责任感这么强啊，我还以为你讨厌杀手这份工作呢。”你可千万不能退出家族，你要是退出了，不姓揍敌客，他嫁谁去。Even if you still have three spares in your family, you will no longer be the head of the family, and you will have to listen to your elder brother in the future.They are now feuding.

"I hate it, don't you like it, what's the good of killing!"

"Didn't the person who taught you to kill tell me?"

"For the money, for the work ethic, for the honor" Damn family honor.

"These words... aren't they right?"

"We are all."

"So...you don't like money, morality, honor?"

"..." No, "I just hate them forcing me to do this and that. I haven't had a single friend since I was a child, just because they said killers can't have friends."

He has to say something good for beating the enemy Hakka, after all, his main purpose is to break into the inside.

"It's not that you can't make friends. The person who said this is probably to prevent two possibilities."

"What?" Psychology doesn't care about the strange teeth of the family.

"One, to prevent betrayal, and two, to prevent puppy love."

"what?"

"A killer is doomed to be alone. Even if you have friends, you can't be in groups, right?"

Qi Ya nodded.

"If you have been a friend since you were a child, the flirting will develop after a long time. The children of killers are usually precocious. Qi Ya, as you said just now, you have watched pay TV. If you meet a friend now, It's a good deal, I'm afraid your master, leader or family members must be worried that they will be able to drink your wedding wine the next day." This is not good.

"I'm not that kind of person!"

"Yeah, it's not good to be such a beast." I can wait for you to grow up.

"East!!!"

"Come here, Qiya, just that one, the fat guy in the silver-gray striped suit. Kill him." Point at anyone!