【Wen Ye】Osamu Dazai is wrong

I am going to leave today.If you don't meet Mr. Dazai today, you can leave this volume of 3D2Y King of Sea x on the table, so Mr. Dazai should understand after reading it.

There is no way to pursue the hedonism of my previous life in port mafia.Sooner or later, he will die from overwork after being squeezed dry by Mr. Mori.

Therefore, my haunted house was also prepared a long time ago.

I secretly "hidden" my figure, and looked in and out of the port mafia, but I still couldn't find Mr. Dazai, maybe I was too busy with the task.I also left a message when I sent Mr. Chuya back yesterday, so I should have seen it by now.

Oh wow, I have to run away, or I'll be found out.

……

If you want to talk about why it is 3D2Y, I just think it is cooler.

Standing upright at home, eating melon seeds and watching movies, and occasionally scaring the brats who want to explore, I live very comfortably.

I probably haven't said that my ability to read is really efficient. In the past, every time I got off work, the perverted subordinates who followed me would be instantly thrown off by me.Even if I use the ability on me, it will be discovered by me.I have been haunted by a layer of thought ability on weekdays, no matter what is put on me, I will quickly find out and get rid of it.This is also one of the reasons why I am elusive. Except for working hours, even my subordinates can't find me.

Evading Yokohama's surveillance was easier.Not to mention the amount of destruction during missions on weekdays.

Means of contact?Drift bottle.

joking.

Dazai-san will call me on his mobile phone if there is an urgent mission during off hours.Dazai-san was the only contact on my mobile phone until the day before yesterday, and I added Mr. Nakaya the day before yesterday.Of course, Mr. Nakaya was included by me unilaterally, how could a friend not have contact information!

correct!Also ask Mr. Oda for a number too.Just leave!

I only remembered after I packed up my snacks and went out, Mr. Oda disappeared with Mr. Dazai after that day...

He took out his phone and looked at the only contact.Maybe, I can try sending a message to Mr. Dazai?But Dazai-san, you're not still angry, are you...

Strengthen the system, iron-headed baby!What are you talking about?Just go up and do it!I rushed!I'm dialing!

"Beep...beep..."...

"Rin-chan? This is the first time you've called me. If it's a mission, I don't have any missions for you." What Mr. Dazai is talking about, I can't figure it out, but...

"Hey? Then... Mr. Dazai, haven't you seen the Neptune King I left for you!"

"No, I have already defected....'Bang'..." Hey, why is there an explosion over there... Mr. Dazai is not being hunted down, is he?

"Ah, actually me too. Is Mr. Dazai being hunted down? Do you need help?"

"That's right, Rin-chan also defected, what a coincidence. I'm fine here, but I just blew up an unsightly car. If Rin-chan is not here, Mr. Mori must be very distressed... This is really happy!"

"Mr. Dazai! Is Oda-san okay now? I want to see him, just a little bit. After all, I did too much a few days ago, and it's the same for Dazai-san. I'm sorry, can you forgive me?"

"Ah~ Rin-chan was really merciless at the time, it hurt me so much... Also, I think about it, if Rin-chan could hand in all the membership cards that Chuya gave you in the past few years I can think about it."

Osamu Dazai, the damned man!What a lion's mouth is this!My membership card is filled with annual fees!Damn it!

"Okay Mr. Dazai! I'll be ready to send it to you right away!" Shut up, shut up, me!Are you stupid?Are you stupid!Do not eat! ! !

"Then... let's meet at the coffee shop where we had coffee pudding last time. See you in an hour."

"Okay, Mr. Dazai! Goodbye! Mr. Dazai!" I closed the phone, and I slapped it to the ground!Fuck you bastard Dazai!

After a second, I picked it up and wiped it clean.

Forget it, forget about it, destroy the wealth and eliminate the disaster, destroy the wealth and eliminate the disaster...

One hour was more than enough, I went home first and brought all the membership cards with me.Then I sorted out my ponytail in front of the mirror, yes, after that day, I found that the ponytail is quite suitable for me, and I have been wearing it lately.The hair was tied with a red ribbon given by Dazai-san before.

Um!Perfect!Mr. Dazai has surprisingly good taste.

Check the gift box another day to see what else is available.

……

Arrived at the coffee shop, just opened the door to go in, only to find that Mr. Dazai is not alone.

Oda-san is here too!That red brain that is a little bit higher than the block!I must not admit my mistake!Especially that straight red hair!

This coffee shop has always been very remote and deserted, so I just let myself go and slid over there!Hug that red brain!

"Mr. Oda! You're here too!" I rubbed my head tightly in my arms, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I hit you on purpose that day! But I can't control myself, please forgive me! Today is my treat! Why don't you speak, is my sincerity not enough?"

Mr. Oda's hand patted my arm weakly, and I quickly let go of Mr. Oda's head, which feels good in the hand.Oda-san covered his face with one hand and turned away from me.

I am unapologetically perfunctory. "Oh, I made a mistake, I haven't seen Mr. Oda so excited for a long time."

"What about me? What about me?" Mr. Dazai moved his dark head up, blinking his eyes, pretending to be cute. "Aren't Rin-chan excited to see me? Don't you need to give me a loving hug? Only Oda Tsukuru, isn't he too cunning!"

I seriously took out a bundle of membership cards from my pocket.Bending down and handing it out with both hands, it was as pious as offering an offering.But the straight arm was a little stiff, and even the fingers twitched twice as if they wanted to retract the card.

"Mr. Dazai, please accept—this is all my membership card! The annual fee in it has been rushed to two years later! Please accept it with a smile! Then please forgive my disrespect a few days ago!"

Mr. Dazai quickly took the cards away. "Of course I forgive you! It's not a gentleman's behavior to make a poor and lovely lady like Rin-chan sad."

? ? ?Are you pretending to be a human being?Return my card to me if you have the ability!

He took the card, flipped it in his hand a few times like a magic card and disappeared, "Ah, thanks to Rin-chan's cards, we won't have to worry about food and drink in the future, right, Odasaku?"

Mr. Oda seemed to have finally recovered, but his ears were still a little red, "Ah, yes, the children in the orphanage will be very happy."

I looked at Mr. Oda in surprise, "Hey! Orphanage! Is Mr. Oda working in the orphanage now!"

Mr. Oda nodded, picked up the coffee on the table and took a sip, "Yes, it's not a heavy workload, and the children are very sensible. You can also conceive and write some novels in your spare time. It's surprisingly leisurely."

"That's right, it's best if Mr. Oda thinks so. Come on, novel, I'm looking forward to it too!"

I clasped my hands and imagined a bright future. "Although I don't understand much, I used to like listening to stories the most. It must be great to hear stories written by Mr. Oda in the future."

Mr. Dazai who was sitting across from him took a sip of his coffee silently when he heard this, and suddenly joined the topic with a smile.

"I'm also looking forward to Odasaku's novels! I want to be the first reader! Is that okay? Odasaku." Mr. Dazai leaned forward, covering most of the tabletop, and forcibly covered us all by himself. vision.

The little goblin who confuses the real world, does he really care so much about us ignoring him!

Mr. Oda was still so calm, as if he was not surprised. "Ah, of course Dazai will be my first reader. But I can't guarantee the children in the orphanage. They clamor for me to tell stories every day."

"Oh~ don't~ keep the novel written by Oda Saku for me!"

"Ah, I'll try my best." Mr. Oda's ability to coax children is increasing day by day. Is this the man who can coax an entire orphanage's children?too strong!

Look at this calm demeanor!Unwavering persistence in the face of Mr. Dazai's coquettishness!

Mature!handsome!steady!real adults!

Girl worshiping...