【Wen Ye】Osamu Dazai is wrong

While Mr. Dazai and I were drinking coffee, the "jingle bell" at the door rang again.

"Ah, Dazai-kun, you are here. Kunikida-kun is already so angry that he has called you many times!"

Hearing this familiar voice, I turned and knelt on the seat and poked my head out to look at the door.

"It's okay, it's okay~ I'll go upstairs later." Mr. Dazai was very indifferent and perfunctory.

Sister Yu Xieye was stunned for a moment when she saw my poking out my brain, but then waved her hand to greet me, "Ah, Miss Oni is here too? I haven't seen you for two years. Do you know Dazai-kun?"

While waving to Yosano-san, I nodded, "Yes, long time no see! Dazai-san and I have known each other for a long time!"

Sister Xie Ye sat down next to me and looked at me, "Why didn't you wear the skirt your friend gave you? I thought Miss Ghost would wear it like that in the future." After she finished speaking, she turned to the counter and the boss ordered " A cup of coffee, thank you."

"Oh~ because there is only one pair. It feels more precious. Besides, it is more convenient to wear like this." I looked down at my shirt and trousers.Mr. Dazai, who delivered the skirt, was sitting opposite. I felt a bit ashamed to say these words in person, so I couldn't help but slowly raised my hands to cover my face.

When Mr. Dazai saw me cover my face while drinking coffee, he smiled and said to me as if he knew something. "Ah~ What is hidden under the girl's skirt is the romance of a man. Rin-chan, don't take advantage of others. Rin-chan is cute enough now!"

To sister Xie Ye: "Dazai-kun, you are sexual harassment."

I lowered my hands covering my face, and there was still some undissipated warmth on my face.I picked up the coffee and took a sip to hide my embarrassment. I looked at Mr. Dazai across the way, but met his eyes when he looked at me, "Yeah, that's...romantic...thank you."

Mr. Dazai stopped drinking coffee, "Yeah, yes, you're welcome."

"You..." Sister Xie Ye, who was choked by our conversation, put down her coffee cup and sighed, "I interrupted you."

She stood up with Yosano-san, but she seemed to feel that it was not right to go up alone, so she turned her head and asked, "Dazai-kun, are you still going up? Kunikida-kun is going crazy now."

"Hi, hi..." Mr. Dazai finally stood up, intending to end the persecution of Mr. Kunikida.

I watched him get up, and before I could decide whether to follow, Mr. Dazai sent me an invitation.

"Let's go Rin-chan, isn't it your first time here, why don't you go up and have a look?"

"Yes, Miss Oni. The detective agency welcomes you." Compared with Mr. Dazai's invitation, Yosano's sister's expression seemed more malicious.I always feel that the persecution of Kunikida-kun is far from over.

I followed Dazai-san and Yosano-san slowly upstairs.Mr. Dazai, who was walking in the front, pushed open the door of the detective agency with a huff, with an air of good show opening.

"Commander! I'm back! Everyone..." Mr. Dazai's joyful voice was interrupted by Kunikida-kun's growl as he strangled his neck, and stopped abruptly.

"Dazai! Go to hell! Do you know how much trouble your sudden disappearance will cause everyone! You bastard!..."

Yosano and sister were so skilled that they ignored the two of them, bypassed Mr. Dazai and walked into the Armed Detective Agency, and turned to greet me, "Don't worry, it's just a daily routine. Come in and sit down."

"Yo~ Kunikida-kun, good afternoon!" Dazai-san didn't pay attention to Kunikida's fury at all, and greeted leisurely.

"Ah, good afternoon." Kunikida-kun said hello seriously before reacting and continued to be furious, "What's good afternoon! You bastard!..."

The Ranpo boy who was sitting on the seat and eating potato chips was the first to notice a different reaction from Yosano's sister.Seeing me walking into the detective agency from the door, squinting my eyes and waving at me, "Long time no see, Sister Ghost!"

"Mr. Ranpo? What are you talking about, where is it..." Mr. Kunikida fell silent the moment he saw me.Ah, his legs started shaking. "Miss Ghost... welcome."

I smiled and raised my hand, "Hey, Mr. Kunikida! I'm interrupting again! Really, every time I see me, I look like this. I just saw it not long ago. Didn't Mr. Kunikida know that I'm not a ghost?" ? Or do I actually look terrible?"

While talking, I strode towards Mr. Kunikida, but Mr. Kunikida couldn't help but took half a step back.

Mr. Dazai couldn't hold back his laughter anymore, he simply let go and laughed loudly at Mr. Kunikida, "Hahaha, Kunikida-kun who is so afraid of Rin-chan, you are so mean! Hahaha, no, my stomach hurts from laughing." ……Hahaha!"

Although I have been here twice, I still feel uncomfortable with the atmosphere here.I found a corner and stood there, trying to downplay myself.

Mr. Dazai covered his stomach with one hand and laughed, leaned forward and back, and suddenly fell to my side, oh shit...

I hurriedly reached out to help, and the moment I touched Dazai-san's hands, I was relieved of the dead state.

Ah...the eyes are all focused.I quickly helped Mr. Dazai up, and took a step back.

on purpose!Mr. Dazai must have done it on purpose!How could this person not stand still!I must have been fooled again!

Since the hair is tied up, I have added an annoyance. When I am embarrassed, I can't hide my face with my hair!

ah!hateful!I am so angry that I want to eat!

"Snacks, do you want to eat? Mr. Ranpo has a lot." Mr. Dazai is talking to me?I looked up at him, and sure enough, my eyes met.

"Hey! Dazai! The snacks are mine! How dare you make decisions without authorization!" The Ranbu boy jumped up and grabbed Mr. Dazai's hand that was stealing the snacks.

"Mr. Dazai, do you want to give it to me? But isn't this a snack for Ranpo Boy..." I waved my hand a little at a loss, "No, I'm not hungry!"

"Huh? Rin-chan clearly wants to eat it." Saying this, Mr. Dazai lowered the height of the snacks he was holding.

"Did you hear that! Give it back to me!" Ranbu boy took advantage of the situation and snatched the snacks from Mr. Dazai with agility.

"Not hungry! Really!" I was almost confused by Mr. Dazai!Is this playing tricks on me or the random boy, or is it just to murder two at once!

"Rin-chan, what are you worrying about?" My head was heavy, and Mr. Dazai's hand was rubbing the top of my head. "It's obvious that something is wrong from the beginning on Midway Street. Isn't it cold? If you say it, do you feel something? This is the Armed Detective Agency, don't worry."

"Oh?" Am I that obvious?Although it is true that there has been some sensitive uneasiness since then.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Dazai, I made you worry." Responded by rubbing his head against Mr. Dazai's palm. "I did feel a strange sight on the road. I didn't have a clue, so I was a little upset."

The random boy's eyes suddenly opened, "Sister Gui, try not to go out alone these days."

Sister Xie Ye looked at the boy Ranpo, "Mr. Ranpo said so, what will happen?"

The Ranbu boy looked very serious. "Ah, not sure what it is, but it can't be a good thing."

Dazai-san and Kunikida-kun also looked serious.

So, you all think I'm in danger, don't you?

"Yoshi, Kunikida-kun! Rin-chan will be counting on you for the time being!" Mr. Dazai held me with one hand and Mr. Kunikida with the other, and overlapped our hands in an exaggerated way. turned in a circle.

"Ah! If something happens to Rin-chan, Odasaku will be very sad! Rin-chan is still a child! Look, Kunikida-kun must protect her for such a cute girl!" Mr. Dazai's earnestness to Mr. Kunikida is like asking Gu, which makes me speechless.

The sister Xie Ye who was next to him also covered her forehead and sighed for some reason, walked over and patted Mr. Kunikida on the shoulder, "Well, after all, I still owe Miss Oni a big bowl of pork chop rice before. Kunikida-kun, thank you .”

"Yes, yes, Lord Ranpo is very busy, Kunikida-kun, come on! I'll explain to the president." The boy Ranpo also agreed, and now Mr. Kunikida has been completely arranged.

Looking at Mr. Kunikida's overlapping hands, I always feel that things have become complicated.

I obviously just came to visit Mr. Dazai, how did it become like this?