【Wen Ye】Osamu Dazai is wrong

This man began to pretend to be desolate and desolate, with the tone of a resentful woman whose husband has not been home for a long time and has not contacted the family.Eyes kept looking at me.

"Did Rin-chan have nothing to say to me? After what happened just now. We were forced to separate, and I was beaten up all over my body with bruises. Rin-chan only had these few words when she saw me." talk?..."

I put the glass down and speak earnestly

"Mr. Dazai, a girl's time is very precious. If it's just this kind of thing, please don't disturb my off-duty time like this. Of course, suicide should be less. You are used to being beaten, and you will take the initiative to find Mr. Nakahara every time. stubble, and I'm just an outsider"

I pretended to be sad and frowned and covered my chest

"Why do you ask me why I don't care about you now? Even if you were a dick before, it was just a matter of work. But after you became a cadre recently, it's strange. Did I do something wrong? Why did you hurt me like this? Feelings!"

I buried my face in my palms, and secretly watched through my fingers to see what tricks this ruthless, unreasonable and unreasonable man was going to do!

Oops!A chill ran down my spine!I met his eyes...

Pill pill pill! ! !

He even looked at me smiling!Why am I so difficult!

"But, Rin-chan said it himself. Dazai-san likes it the most~ I like it so much that I want to be with Dazai-san forever, and I can do anything for Dazai-san. It's so touching~"

What is this man talking about.Why can't I understand a word?

I lowered my two hands covering my face, and I must have died looking at Mr. Dazai, a famous actor.

What kind of TV series did he watch at eight o'clock, and he fished all day long, so he did this kind of thing?Case solved.

However, the few words he said were indeed somewhat familiar, and I had a vague impression.Could it be...

Memories begin to rewind...

Around the middle of last month, Mr. Nakahara and I went on a long-lost mission together. When we came back, we found that Mr. Dazai had brought back a black and white child.

The sense of crisis suddenly struck, and the way this guy followed Mr. Dazai's footsteps was too dazzling!I don't even have this treatment!

Ah, no... I don't need this treatment.

That's not OK!This guy!From now on, it will definitely be Mr. Dazai's dog!

Why should I use it?I am not a dog!

Oh, right!It must be because Mr. Nakahara is Mr. Dazai's first dog that I think so!

My mind just fell apart.

When he rushed to Mr. Dazai, he almost grabbed his hand and pressed his face to question him!Am I his favorite dog...

Uh, no, I'm not a dog!

Recently, I have always vaguely felt that Mr. Dazai treats me a little strangely, and he doesn't use so much force to manipulate me.I thought it was this dog man who found out his conscience!It turned out that he empathized with another!

Ah, the damned man!

My eyes were filled with condemnation.

In the next few days, whenever Mr. Dazai places an order, whenever I am free!I followed Dazai-san closely, and didn't care what the new dog... Akutagawa barked.

Come once, hit once, come twice, hit three times!Kick over his dog food bowl!

Under the tacit attitude of Mr. Dazai, the more I played, the more enjoyable I was.That's right, this brother Akutagawa grew up under my beating.But it's still too stupid, I can make his weak body hurt for a long time with one punch and one kick.

Dazai-san clearly likes me more!The defeated dog should squat down and cry!

My mood turned from cloudy to sunny. Although Mr. Dazai didn't say anything, I understand that he is expressing his opinion to me!Rounding off is that I managed to keep my ace bowl of dog food!

Apply for a canned crab meat for yourself today~ Mr. Dazai's same style!

Just when I was smug, happy, and happy to add meals.

Mr. Dazai sat on the office chair and turned to me and asked: "What's the matter with Rin-chan recently? Is it because of the unpleasant mission with the slug, or because of the Akutagawa-kun I brought back. If it is Akutagawa-kun, are you calm now? Yes. Talk to me?"

I was so happy that I jumped off the sofa, and stuck to Mr. Dazai with rare and brisk steps.Boldly leaned down and hugged Dazai-san!

Wow!Hug it! Hug it!Rounding off wedding photos!

Cough cough no... Dazai-san cares about me!I take off!No one can stop me!I just want to come to a passionate samba today! ! !

Today is a good day~ Everything I want can come true~

I believe this is the most disgusting tone I've ever had in my life.

"Mr. Dazai is the best~ I like it the most! How could I be angry with Mr. Dazai! I will always remember Mr. Dazai's care for me all the time! So Mr. Dazai,"

I raised my head and made a promise to the breeder, "No matter what tasks you have in the future, please feel free to entrust them to me! I will definitely! Yes! It can be completed perfectly!" I am full of confidence!

This Dazai Osamu, I can't quit in this life!

"Is anything really possible?"

"Anything is fine!"

"anything?"

"anything!"

"Well, first lift up the skirt and turn around three times, and then say like a maid: Master, welcome back~ Can you do this too?"

? ? ? ? ?As long as the question mark is played quickly, I will not die.

Thanks to this dog beep man for his excellent operation, I am awake again!If you quit, you won’t quit the kind that fails and relapses!

Thank you Mr. Mori for your upbringing!It is your wages that support me!Not this dog beeping man.I will always be loyal to Mr. Sen!

Sure enough, Dazai knew that I had calmed down when he saw the dead expression in my eyes.

He lowered his head and looked at me and said, "Don't you get up from me? Then I will feel that Rin-chan is really in love with me~"

What have I done! ! !The villain in my heart is running wildly on the beach in the golden sunset! ! !The heat surged up directly, and the cheeks felt hot in an instant!

Get up urgently!Kneel down by the sofa and bury your face in the pillow!Urgent avoidance ah ah ah! ! !

I have lost my face for two lifetimes here!What wedding photos, what heaven, what passionate samba!I am sick!

Ahhh!This is what Kuroro said was terminally ill!

brain!There must be a big problem in my head!

... This shameful memory was running around in my mind, and my face became hot again uncontrollably.

I was so confident that I put the cup against my face and stood up. "What, Mr. Dazai, I have a toothache, go to the hospital! Let's talk next time haha, haha, ha..."

As soon as I took a step back, he stepped on the hem of my skirt and stumbled. I managed to hold on and didn't fall into a piece of dog shit, otherwise the two generations of wise men would be smashed again...

I looked back at the man who was still drinking all day long, and sat down on the stool honestly with eyes of dying again.Muttering in his mouth, "It's okay..."

I started to give up on myself "So, what does Dazai-san want me to do?"

The orange juice in the glass was finished, and the bartender left at some unknown time, leaving a jug of orange juice and a bottle of wine on the table.

I honestly had to refill my glass of orange juice as soon as I took a sip.Mr. Dazai spoke.

"In addition to strengthening the ability, you actually have another special ability."

A sip of orange juice stuck in his throat.

"It's a rare healing ability similar to Yosano Akiko's Please Don't Die, so you have been hiding it."

I hammered my chest hard to conquer this mouthful of orange juice!As expected of me!But although Mr. Dazai is smart, his ability to guess is a bit crooked.

Mr. Dazai observed my expression, "It doesn't seem right? Your ability can achieve this kind of healing effect, but it's not the whole picture of your ability, and even your ability should be higher than this."

His words can't be said to be particularly certain, but there is a tone that I admit that there is a gambling element, but I think I will definitely win.

"Is it reality distortion or something? You guessed it? Hahaha!"

Gah, I haven't spoken yet!That's it?

Call me here just to guess my abilities!

Enough is enough for this man.