Revenge of the Reborn Boss
Chapter 29...
, it seems that it is not as annoying as what his mother said, but his mother's reminding him keeps ringing in his ears, don't get close to him, don't play with him, Wen Ruoxi can only watch from a distance.He couldn't see anything else, because the boy was the funniest.
Later, something happened to the boy's house, and the whole family moved away.Wen Ruoxi didn't know, but he couldn't see the boy for many days, and he was very anxious.Finally, I couldn't bear to ask my mother, only to know that the child had left and would not come back.For this, he cried a lot.
After the story was told, Wen Ruoxi turned her head and looked at Chi Township who was a little engrossed in listening: "That's probably the case. I can't help but cry and shout, but I regret why I didn't become friends with him."
Oh, it turned out to be a story from when I was a child, it had nothing to do with me, thankfully he had been looking forward to it for a long time.Song Huailan scratched his calf, itching on the fine sand, and asked casually, "Then have you seen him again?"
"Well, hehe..."
go!What an answer.
Song Huailan asked again: "Did you become interested in men just like that?"
"No, of course not, I was too young. When I really found out that I liked men, it was in high school."
"High school?" Song Huailan's heart froze, this time, it must be her, right?The two were classmates in high school, and they were together because of this relationship.
"Yeah, the story in high school is a little more twisted."
"So, the person who let you find out that you like men, are you still together now? Do you still like him?" I don't know why, I told myself not to care, and said that it doesn't matter from now on, but I still asked.
Yes, he cares.She still cared whether Wen Ruoxi loved him or not, even though she was vulgar, stupid, and idiot, she still cared.Ten years, neither long nor short, if it was so easy to forget, he wouldn't always think about revenge.He just couldn't let go, why did Wen Ruoxi have a new love, why... would kill him.
"You asked so much, in fact, I don't love him, and we're not together."
The glass heart that Song Huailan had finally squeezed in his heart was once again shattered.The guy from high school, who else is he?At that time, Wen Ruoxi was as innocent as a blank sheet of paper, if it wasn't for her own confession, how would she have discovered the fact that she likes men.So, I really don't love anymore, I really don't want to be together, I really feel that he is in the way, so I will... Powerful, they are all powerful characters, and they can cover the sky with one hand when killing people, Wen Ruoxi, Zhao Xi, how are you? ability.
"Actually, the person who made me discover that I like men..."
"Stop! Teacher, look at the string of stars in the sky, is it a certain constellation? It's so beautiful, the air here is very fresh, not polluted at all, that's why the sky is so blue." Not wanting to listen any more, Song Huailan said casually This is a pretense to bring the topic to the stars.Yes, he was afraid that if he continued to listen to it, he would not be able to help but go crazy.
"Well, it's pretty." Not annoyed that her words were interrupted, Wen Ruoxi propped her head up to look at the bright moon with him.
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As I said before, Song Huailan lives in an inland city and doesn't particularly like seafood.But when it comes to the seaside, it’s nothing if you don’t eat seafood. Among the many choices, the grilled fish fillet is the most delicious.With the delicious grilled fish slices, Song Huailan even forgot about the rice, and just stuffed fish slices into his mouth for three meals a day.
There are still a large number of tourists on the island at night, walking, blowing the sea breeze, and having fun, adding a lot of lively popularity to the island.The vacation home in the center of the island has many places to play.Such as bars, such as stage performances at night, as long as you like, you can also run up to show with the actors.Song Huailan didn't learn hula dancing for nothing, so she naturally went up and danced a few times, making tourists laugh.
Song Huailan is very open minded, entertainment, it's too boring to stay in the house so hot all day.In his spare time, he still remembers to cook for Wen Ruoxi, who works non-stop.No matter if he is Song Huailan or Chi Xiaozhen, he is a small worker who cooks for Wen Ruoxi, so he doesn't have to struggle at all, just accept it!
He didn't really appreciate the work Wen Ruoxi did. Anyway, he had never been fashionable from the beginning to the end. It didn't matter whether he was in fashion or not, as long as he didn't make himself look like an old-fashioned fool, it didn't matter what kind of clothes or pants.For this reason, Wen Ruoxi said to him several times that as an apprentice of Yihui, one must have a keen sense of smell, study hard, make progress every day, study hard and so on.Song Huailan pretended to be obedient, but was completely annoyed.
It turns out that Wen Ruoxi still has the potential to be a Tang monk, but she didn't see it before, really didn't see it.In order to protect his ears from being poisoned, it's better for him to pretend to be working hard!
Wen Ruoxi didn't know the little Jiujiu in his heart, and she still sympathized with him when he looked like he was racking his brains but getting nothing.Many things are indeed like this. It is not enough to have enthusiasm and hobbies to make things happen, but also to have talent.Wen Ruoxi sympathized with him and understood his "enthusiasm", so she wanted to pass on all her experience.
This was a pain for Song Huailan, so he hurriedly found a place to hide.He showed up every day and night, quietly cooked the meal, and immediately went back to the water world to drift.
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Rebirth of the Boss' Revenge Latest Chapter List Chapter 33 (Inverted V)
Ten days of neither salty nor light passed.
On this day, Song Huailan got up early in the morning and heard Wen Ruoxi say that someone is coming, who is so and so?Song Huailan stretched out his ears, and after listening for a long time, he didn't know who the good friend Wen Ruoxi was talking about was.Du Qi, give you back your belly button!Where did he come from, why has he never heard of it.
Song Huailan no longer wants to feel sad for her ignorance.People, let's do what we should do. Cooking a delicious meal for that unknown person and cleaning up the dust is the essence of his work.
The sun was still scorching hot, the only difference was that the clothes worn by Song Huailan and Wen Ruoxi had become the same white T-shirts engraved with the words "I love the island".Song Huailan bought this dress from a Chinese person a few days ago. One reason is that it is cheap, and the other reason is to support his own people.
When Song Huailan gave this T-shirt to Wen Ruoxi, the other party smiled and said: "This style has been around for many years."
Ouch my god!Do you still need to pay attention to style for an ordinary white short sleeve?Before that, he didn't always wear white short sleeves, and he didn't see any style.If you are so disgusted, why don't you wear black, red or purple? (Are you trying to heat him to death?)
Seeing Song Chi Town's expression froze, Wen Ruoxi quickly changed her words, being considerate of his difficulty, and her intention to buy a dress: "However, it fits very well, thank you."
"Well, well, I'm going to cook for my belly button." Cook a fucking big meal, and when he arrives at night, I'll eat him to death.Hum hum.
Song Huailan delved deeply into why he had a bitter hatred for his "friends" whom he had never met before. He presumably implemented the strategy of Japanese devils entering the village, but hated everything in the past that he didn't know or understand.
"Bump, bang, bang!" Zai Zai Zai, cut, chop, chop, put a bunch of fruits on the cutting board, Song Huailan cut them into small pieces, and decided to make a very delicious meal for the navel classmate Fruit mixed meal.The main ingredient, of course, is the fiery red chilli.If Du Qi eats this meal, you will become a real belly button!
Wen Ruoxi was in the living room, listening to the frightening sound of chopping vegetables coming from the kitchen, she couldn't help but walk over curiously to see, uh... the pile on the table was so broken, and a pile of juice flowed out .
Yes, are you in a bad mood?
"That... small town, Du Qi doesn't speak Mandarin very well, don't mind me." Wen Ruoxi waved her hand at the door in a very low spirit, do you want to remind him that the banana peel is still mixed in?
"Ah?" Song Huailan stopped, "What? Can't speak Mandarin well?"
"Well, we all agree that Du Qi's Trump has great potential for being funny."
"Oh..." Just be funny, let's continue chopping vegetables.
Seeing Chi Town's concentration, Wen Ruoxi smiled knowingly, left the unfamiliar kitchen, and walked to the string of wind chimes by the window.The wind chime is very beautiful. It is composed of countless small shells painted with various colors.The sound of the wind chime is very nice, just like a cute girl, Wen Ruoxi couldn't help stretching out her hand, and gently touched the wind chime.
The night was full, and the only plane to the island arrived, and there were not many people at the airport, except for a few tour guides.Song Huailan was forced to hold up a sign with a Q version of the doll drawn on it, and the doll opened its mouth wide and shouted "Welcome Du Qi".When making this brand, Song Huailan really wanted to write a welcome navel, but unfortunately, due to Wen Ruoxi's quiet obscenity, he succumbed to it.
Du Qi, native of Sichuan.
The first time Song Huailan saw him, he immediately denied the saying "Birds of a feather flock together, and people are divided into groups".Du Qi was not calm at all.He is exaggerated, coquettish + baggy, and seems to be a little narcissistic.But judging by his attire that can rival the man in black, you can tell how pretentious this man is.Even at night, he still wears sunglasses, which is shocking!
"Wow! Xixi, you came to pick me up in person? You're such a good person, I love you so much." Du Qi saw Wen Ruoxi from a distance, immediately took off his sunglasses, and shook the suitcase in his hand, releasing a terrifying expression. Human decibels, running towards him.
Song Huailan fell down.Everything is a cloud, a cloud!
But can this person stop being such a motherfucker!Why do you have to twist your body while running, is it possessed by a water snake?What's even worse is that as soon as he came over, he threw himself into Wen Ruoxi's arms, pushing himself who was standing on the side far away. MMD!
"Wow, the weather here is so hot. Although the temperature in Chongqing is also very high in summer, it's still overbearing here!" Du Qi once again released shocking decibels.
This time Song Huailanjiong fell into a shit, please don't use Trump...
"Waser, what's wrong with this little brother? Is the foot not stable?"
Wen Ruoxi suddenly felt ashamed among the crowd, so she silently tried to turn herself into an invisible person.Song Huailan also wanted to escape, but unfortunately, his fall was very popular.
"Xixi, help me get my things." When did the luggage return to Du Qi's side?
"Okay." Wen Ruoxi continued to remain silent.
"Brother, I'll help you out, so as not to stumble again, it's embarrassing." After finishing speaking, Du Qi stretched out his hand and mixed Song Huailan, just like treating an old man in his seventies and eighties.
Belly button Navel is good, you only need to say a few words to become Amitabha.Afterwards, Song Huailan quietly asked Wen Ruoxi if Du Qi really couldn't speak Mandarin, or did he do it on purpose.Wen Ruoxi spread her hands, expressing that she also wanted to know.However, for someone as powerful as Du Qi, the possibility of not being able to speak Mandarin is almost zero, and it is almost impossible to say that he did it on purpose.Everyone's personality is different, and some people prefer to show off. It doesn't matter, as long as the starting point is good.
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reach the goal.
Du Qi visited the villa as quickly as possible, and finally concluded: "I've never been here before. Xixi, your company's strength is really good, but our company's benefits are not so good. Also, I really like that String wind chimes!"
Be normal when no one is around, Song Huailan quietly wiped off his sweat.
"Wow!"
It's started again!Hearing this iconic tone, Song Huailan fainted again.It's better for him to hide somewhere and lower the fire, so as not to be exhausted!
"The wind chimes are pretty, can you give them to me? I'll take them home and set them up, such a tasteful thing."
"..."
"Hahaha, be scared by me, I'm just kidding!"
"Hehehe, Du Qi, you should rest for a while and go eat." Wen Ruoxi glanced sympathetically at Chi Town who was standing there blankly. This kid is still not used to it.
"Yes! What delicious food did you cook?"
"Spicy assortment." Song Huailan finally spoke, his tone was as cold as a cool breeze blowing for a long time.
"Oh! Master! I have never eaten this dish before."
I must have never eaten it. If you have, it’s fine. This is the "food" I specially prepared for you, ha!ha!ha!
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When Du Qi saw his favorite chili, he immediately became interested.The visual effect of the diced fruit mixed with chili is amazing enough. Whether it tastes like it or not depends entirely on Du Qi's expression.
Well, Song Huailan didn't dare to taste it, because he wanted to tease him.Du Qi didn't seem to have any special reaction, he just ate and drank.There is a kind of people who drink very well but are easy to face, and there is a kind of people who don't drink too much and become whiter.Seeing that Du Qi's complexion is pale and his lips are red (spicy), one can tell that he is quite drunk.
What's wrong with being drunk, but why does he keep messing around there?Song Huailan watched him stagger like a puddle of soft mud, fell into Wen Ruoxi's arms five times, fell on Wen Ruoxi's lap ten times, and groped his hands and feet three times, taking advantage of it.What are you doing, even if Song Huailan is dead, there is still Chi Town sitting in town, can he watch you molesting my old lover?
Incessantly, Song Huailan started drinking madly, pressing his feet on Du Qi's face, no matter how Wen Ruoxi tried to stop her, she couldn't stop her from ravaging Du Qi's little face.
"What's the matter, are you all drunk?" Wen Ruoxi was very strange, he knew that Du Qi was a poor drinker, so why did Chi Town also drink like crazy?There are only a few empty bottles on the ground, is it so powerful?Why doesn't he feel anything.
You can't drag it, you can't pull it.Wen Ruoxi had no choice but to take out a few more mats, spread them on the ground, and then moved the two people who were twisted together onto the mats with great effort.It's not cold at night, let's sleep on the floor.Song Huailan knew very well in his heart that it is not easy to greet this guy with his feet, but if he is in a hurry, he will be more ruthless, just fart + fart!This is a very uncivilized killer move, a good boy should not learn it.
Du Qi was half asleep and half awake, only feeling that he was diving.In the dark deep sea, there are all kinds of brightly colored fishes, as well as lovely starfish and aquatic plants... He was very comfortable in the water, and suddenly, a huge squid entangled him and squirted at him. A mouthful of thick, foul-smelling ink smoked him...
In the early morning, the two continued to entangle hands and feet.After all, the constant warmth generated by the skin against the skin was unbearable, and all the contact places turned into big red marks, and the people watching gasped.Song Huailan woke up first, looking at the big face only a few centimeters away from her, she was so frightened that she flinched half a meter away.After calming down, it turned out that it was the idiot Navel, with the turbid smell of not brushing his teeth coming out of his mouth, and he kicked him far away angrily.
So Du Qi, who was hot and painful, also woke up.
When he woke up, the first words he said were in a strong local accent: "Wow, it's so hot, did you have a dream and kicked me so far?"
go!Calm and cool naturally, don't you understand this sentence?
In the morning, the hardworking cook is working again, and this time there is a curious little bee beside him.
"Do you have porridge in the morning?"
"Yes."
"What porridge?"
"fillet."
"Fish porridge?"
"Yes." The bee flew away, after 5 minutes.
"Good morning."
"kindness,"
"Is it porridge?"
"Yes." As a result, the veins on someone's head popped.
"What kind of porridge do you want?"
"Fish porridge."
"Oh, yes, yes."
"..." So the bee flew away again.
5 minutes later……
5 minutes later……
5 minutes later... the dialogue kept repeating, Song Huailan realized that his patience was running out, the moment before the small universe exploded...
"Wow! Are you making breakfast?"
"..."
"Is it fish porridge?"
"..."
"Okay, okay!"
"What a cutie! Are you a goldfish? You only have a few seconds of memory? Ever since I started cooking, you've stayed here and kept asking, are you sick or not abused? I don't like beating animals!"
"OMG! Are you talking dirty?"
"..." Song Huailan pointed his middle finger, I convinced U.
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Rebirth of the Boss' Revenge latest chapter list Chapter 34
Wen Ruoxi, who looks very gentle, is actually the most unshakable one. He is strict with himself, as long as the working time is planned, no matter what happens, it will not change.Chi Zhenzhen, a young man whose pale color has turned into honey, looks gloomy, but he is the one who is easy to bully.Whenever Du Qi wants to go to play, he doesn't care about Chi Town's opinion, he just drags the other party's hand, even if it is far and wide, he will take him there.Wen Ruoxi smiled and waved in the shade, while Song Huailan was dragged away under the scorching sun.Why do what why, the difference between people is so big!
Du Qi will not care about other people's ideas, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is careless.It must have been spoiled at home for a long time, completely going its own way.I have soaked in sea water, eaten special fruits, worn briefs, and attracted enough sisters on the beach.Du Qi nodded, not knowing where to go for the time being.After thinking about it, he took out his phone and played a song he liked recently.
"..." Song Huailan hid in the room, listening to the soothing music from the outside, and sighed secretly.As long as this ancestor calms down for a while, it will be fine. He is really tortured enough, and he is about to go crazy.
"Wow ah ah ah ah ah ~~ la la la la ~ ~ hehehe..." Du Qi listened to it to his heart's content, and hummed loudly.
Uh, Song Huailan hiccupped, my God, are there such lyrics?Who is the singer?He's about to kneel down and shout the Divine Comedy!
"Uh la la la ~ eh um eh eh~~"
Song Huailan covered her ears, the lyrics escalated so quickly, from la la la to uh uh uh, will there be any "ha ha ha" in the future?Magic sound, absolute magic sound!Song Huailan really wanted to grab the land with his head, and begged God's father, Grandpa Tiandi, to take him away.
"Doo Qi! Look what I have in my hand."
"En ah ah... ah?" Du Qi opened his mouth wide.
The exciting tone finally stopped, Song Huailan gratefully looked at Wen Ruoxi, the savior of Entong's rebirth, with crocodile tears in his eyes pitifully.
Du Qi stared at the stars, hugged his hands, and asked in disbelief: "This, is this poker?"
"Yes." Wen Ruoxi blinked at Song Huailan, as if I had a solution.
Well, it doesn't matter if he is Wen Ruoxi or Poker, as long as he can save him, it is God, the Emperor of Heaven, and my dear father!Song Huailan quickly bowed to him like a puppy, which made Wen Ruoxi laugh.
Du Qi took three steps, really, Song Huailan swore he didn't even blink, Du Qi's pervert went from one end of the room to the other.Notice!The room is quite wide, pay attention!Du Qi is really not very tall, which shows how wonderfully attractive poker is to him.
Sure enough—Du Qi snatched the poker from Wen Ruoxi's hand and said, "Poker, my favorite!"
Next, Wen Ruoxi and Song Huailan were dragged to sit next to Du Qi, listening to him tell a legendary story - the story he had to tell about poker.Wen Ruoxi smiled dotingly, as if she couldn't stand Du Qi's childishness, and whispered to Song Huailan that he had heard this story three times.
"Poker is my first teacher. The first sentence I said was not my parents, but the 3 of spades. At that time, my parents were shocked. How could I come up with such a sentence. Only later did I know that it was Because my mother often takes me to play cards (what a great prenatal education!?), and I can say it after listening." Du Qi said complacently, holding a deck of poker in his hand and couldn't put it down.Play from left to right, and from right to left.
"Because of this relationship, I especially like poker, and later it became a hobby that I can't let go of. Shall I shuffle the cards for you?"
Song Huailan nodded.
Du Qi was full of confidence, and played around with a deck of cards in his hands, like a goddess throwing flowers, and finally returned them all to his hands.Song Huailan didn't understand his various techniques, but only knew that her eyes were blurred and she couldn't see clearly at all.
"Awesome!" When he came back to his senses, he couldn't help clapping his hands and applauding, looking like two hundred and five.
Du Qi put down the cards and clapped his hands: "Everyone who has seen me shuffle the cards applauds~ Humph. Well, now you can play cards with me, whatever you want."
"I do not know."
"I do not know either."
Du Qi pursed his lips as if he couldn't bear it, and pointed at Wen Ruoxi and yelled: "No, no, you played cards with me last time, and it seemed like you were staring blankly at it!"
Wen Ruoxi shook her head: "That's what you taught me, I've almost forgotten it now."
Du Qiqi almost didn't jump up, pointed at Song Huailan and said: "You, you should know it, QQ games have Fight the Landlord, don't be so vulgar, you can't even fight the Landlord!"
Yes, Song Huailan might not?It's just that I don't want to play, I lack interest.
"Really not?" Du Qi squinted his eyes in doubt. These two people in front of him are really rare freaks. Nowadays, people pay attention to entertainment, and few people can't play cards. Poker and mahjong must be at least the same.
"No." They said in unison.
"I'm dizzy!" Du Qi sighed for a long time, and then said: "No, it's okay, you sit here for me today, and I will teach you all!"
Uh, bad luck, being entangled by this guy...
"The rules of the game are blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah..." Du Qi danced and danced, eloquently talking about a bunch of game rules.In fact, it is quite simple, just stick to the cards, such as 3 followed by 4, otherwise you can't play the card, you can only stare and watch others play.Of course, there are other rules, but it is very simple anyway.
Wen Ruoxi was taken aback by his professional and non-professional terminology, and nodded with a vague understanding.Song Huailan knew the rules a long time ago, so she suppressed her impatience.
"OK, I understand the rules, let's talk about punishment." Du Qi stood up, and took a stack of blank paper from the table, "Just take this, and the loser will have a beard and kneel."
Punish to kneel?Wen Ruoxi and Song Huailan stared wide-eyed, isn't this punishment too severe?
"Go, it's fun to have punishment, don't refuse it. Besides, this card is mainly based on luck, and I won't bully you new scholars."
"But..." Wen Ruoxi still wanted to argue a few words.
Du Qi didn't feel his brazenness at all, and said right and wrong: "Now I am a guest, you should do as you please. Don't talk, don't talk, start now."
The forced two looked at each other at the same time, sympathizing with each other.From the beginning of the poker game, people who have never played poker, those who have not played poker for a long time, those who love to play poker and often never leave their hands, this combination seems to know who wins and who loses at a glance.
Therefore, it is not surprising that Wen Ruoxi knelt on the ground and became an old man with a white beard.
Therefore, it is not an exaggeration for Song Huailan to become half of her husband kneeling on the ground.
So... Du Qi also knelt on the ground?There are still a lot of "beards" around the mouth?Haha, it's not surprising. It's not just a day or two for Du Qi to be unlucky. It's normal for people to have bad luck in the poker field.In the end, Du Qi put on six beards and went to sleep with a full face of regret, regardless of the other two kneeling on the ground whose legs were numb.
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(If you want me to go through the plot quickly, I will go... although I think my tone is pretty good.)
I said before that Song Huailan learned how to fork fish from the locals, and his tools were cut from very ordinary branches.With a pointed head, its shape is comparable to that of a red-tasseled gun.With nothing to do, Du Qi also wanted to learn the legendary spearfishing technique. Song Huailan was so entangled that he had no choice but to take him to the beach.Picking up a few fairly long branches, the two squatted on the ground to sharpen their heads in full swing.
Du Qi's knife was very fast, cutting more and more vigorously, and the end of the branch was as sharp as if he wanted to stab someone to death.
"Hey, town, can we really get fish? I'm really looking forward to it."
"Probably, as long as I become a native." It means absolutely impossible, do you know!He just brought him out because he couldn't stand the torture of this guy's language. Spearfishing was all a cover, the purpose was just to shut him up.
"What? As long as you become what?"
"No, you heard wrong."
A few minutes later, Du Qi's harpoon was finished. Seeing Song Huailan's clumsy and slow movements, he simply gave him another one.Chi Xiaozhen was too stupid, even if he had sharpened the stick, he couldn't get it into the fish, so he had to rely on himself for tonight's dinner.Du Qi held up his harpoon, like an Indian, put his hand to his mouth: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Du Qi goes out, one is worth two."
Du Qi began to display his shameless spirit, jumping here and there, where there were fish poking, and the water splashed everywhere for a while.Song Huailan saw how excited he was, as if he was going to run all over the beach, so he avoided it wisely.Poking fish in a small wretched area.Du Qi continued to jump up and down, with exaggerated movements, screaming again and again.Without knowing it, others thought he would catch a lot of fish by looking at his fierce wave posture, but in fact, he didn't have a single one.
"Oh, I said I didn't have any fish there, so I ran to you, look at the trick!" Du Qi came again.
The corner of Song Huailan's mouth twitched, and with an angry force, the harpoon broke...
"Hahaha, you say you are an idiot or not, what kind of fish are you spearing when the harpoon is broken? Stupid stupid..." Du Qi pushed him away, playing tricks like a monkey.
Song Huailan staggered a few steps from being pushed, and clenched his fists angrily, really wanting to give this self-absorbed guy a hard punch.
"Small town, you scared the fish away, I'll go back to my side." Du Qi ran away again... As expected, he was a son who didn't care about other people's feelings at all, he hit others but nothing happened.
"Play slowly, I hope you can catch a fish, navel!" Song Huailan was so angry that he uttered a sentence to his back, and walked away with his fists clenched.
Back at the villa, Song Huailan lay on the chair and drank the mixed fruit juice, feeling a little bit aggrieved in his heart, he took that person to play with good intentions, but he was accused of gossiping, not depressed!Wen Ruoxi is also true, if her friend doesn't accompany her by herself, she wants him to waste time.Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrives.Wen Ruoxi just walked out of the room, walked up to Song Huailan, and asked, "Where's Du Qi?"
"died."
"Ah?" Wen Ruoxi opened her eyes wide, thinking she had heard wrong.
That idiot, I hope he's dead.But the truth is: "He's playing by the sea along the path outside the door."
"Okay, I'll go find him."
"Goodbye." Let's go, let's go, people who obstruct your eyes stay away from me.
"Well, bye."
The world is clean again.Song Huailan searched for a comfortable position and nestled in the chair.In other words, what will Wen Ruoxi and Navel play together?Will there be any accidents when those two are alone together?Uh, the belly button has always been sloppy, isn't that just to his liking?If he does this or that to Wen Ruoxi... the chair under his butt + butt seems to suddenly become a rock full of edges and corners, no matter how he sits, he feels uncomfortable.Forget it, he'd better go and see what those two were doing, Song Huailan hurried to the beach.
"Ah!" Before it arrived, Song Huailan heard a cry of pain.What's wrong?With a heartbeat, Song Huailan ran even faster.
"Xixi, what's wrong with you!" followed by Du Qi's exclamation.
Wait, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Not far away, the two people on the beach were in strange postures. Wen Ruoxi couldn't stand steadily and was about to fall into the sea. Du Qi stretched out his arms and ran to pick him up.Song Huailan walked in and found that the sea surface in the area where Wen Ruoxi was standing had turned light red.problem occurs!
Song Huailan pushed Du Qi away with a palm, held Wen Ruoxi in his arms, and asked anxiously, "Teacher, what's wrong with you, what happened?" Wen Ruoxi's face was pale, unable to speak in pain.
Du Qi didn't care about being pushed away, but said to Song Huailan seriously: "Hurry up and take him away from the seaside, and see what's going on on the shore."
"Oh, oh..." Song Huailan was terribly frightened by the red layer of the sea, thinking that he might have been bitten by a shark's leg, although this may be small and pitiful.Song Huailan returned to the shore with Wen Ruoxi on his back, and Du Qi sharply saw a huge spike pierced through Wen Ruoxi's instep.
"This, this thing seems to be... a harpoon!" Du Qi opened his mouth wide in surprise, pointing at the spike.
"Damn, I just left for a while and something happened. How the hell did you take care of him? Poked the fish, poked your mother's head, if it wasn't for you, he would still be sitting in the room now!" Looking at Wen Ruoxi's tightly closed eyes , the face was covered with sweat from the pain, and the wound on the back of the foot was still bleeding.Song Huailan felt very uncomfortable, that thorn was left by him, and he broke it, he could hardly absolve himself of the blame!
"Don't worry, Xixi will be fine." Du Qi knew that he was in a panic, but instead became the calmest one. He didn't care that he was swearing, and kept trying to comfort him.
"You're talking nonsense! What are you still doing? I'm going to send him to see a doctor!" As he spoke, Song Huailan gently placed Wen Ruoxi on his back, and shouted anxiously: "Hurry up, take me to the doctor!" doctor!"
"Oh, good." Du Qi didn't know where the doctor was, but he still had a mouth to ask.
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There is indeed a hospital on the island, but the equipment is not complete. When encountering such a large wound, what the doctor can do is simply disinfect, remove the residue, and suture.
"We will take the plane back tomorrow morning, and Xixi needs to be hospitalized. Although the wound is not bleeding now, the possibility of infection is very high." Du Qi relayed the doctor's words.
"Understood, later you go to pack your things, I'll stay here with him." Song Huailan sat by the bed, finally calmed down.
The next day
The weather was unpredictable, and after Du Qi packed up his things, the weather on the hot summer island actually changed.The typhoon landed, the rainstorm came, and the wind blew violently. The whole day was as dark as night, and the plane could not fly at all. Song Huailan and his party were forced to stay in the hospital.
In the middle of the night last night, Wen Ruoxi developed a high fever due to inflammation of the wound.The antipyretic injection was given, and the medicine was taken, and the wound where the medicine was reapplied was red and swollen.Song Huailan blushed anxiously, grabbed the doctor by the collar and cursed.The doctor couldn't understand his Chinese cursing, so he just babbled a series of English explanations.
Can't understand!Song Huailan glared at the doctor like a mad lion.He tugged at his hair again.It was all his own fault. If he hadn't speared the fish, he wouldn't have left half of the wooden fork there. If he hadn't left, Wen Ruoxi wouldn't have gone to find Du Qi, let alone get hurt!
Du Qi grabbed Song Huailan by the collar and dragged him back to his side.He was surprised that the other party was so manic, and he kept comforting him: "The doctor said that inflammation and fever are not too dangerous. Don't worry, as long as the fever subsides. Inflammation is actually a good stage, which shows that the cells in the body are leaking." In order to resist foreign substances, the bacteria will not be swollen when all the bacteria are killed."
"Is it true! Du Qi, please assure me that he is not a quack doctor. I know that some doctors can't even cure a small cold, and they will die!" Song Huailan still doesn't believe it. He can't afford to lose now. He has to be sure. Wen Ruoxi's life is safe.
"It's not a quack doctor. He has a doctor's certificate. Don't worry, he'll be fine."
"Du Qi, listen carefully, Wen Ruoxi is your friend, and his life is in your hands! Do you know what to do?" Song Huailan didn't know what he said.Reason told him that it was wrong to go mad at the doctor and Du Qi, but emotionally he really couldn't calm down.If something really happened to Wen Ruoxi, what would she do...
"Chi Township!" Du Qi, who has never been serious, said solemnly, as if swearing, "Wen Ruoxi is my good friend, and I will never harm him. Now that the weather is so bad, we can only trust the doctor. Wait! Calm down, please. I know you and Master Xixi are deeply in love, and I understand your feelings. But, please——calm down!"
Okay, calm down, huh?He gets it.Song Huailan sat back on the stool, looked at Wen Ruoxi's slightly flushed cheeks, and forced herself to calm down!
"It's going to be all right, everything's going to be alright
Later, something happened to the boy's house, and the whole family moved away.Wen Ruoxi didn't know, but he couldn't see the boy for many days, and he was very anxious.Finally, I couldn't bear to ask my mother, only to know that the child had left and would not come back.For this, he cried a lot.
After the story was told, Wen Ruoxi turned her head and looked at Chi Township who was a little engrossed in listening: "That's probably the case. I can't help but cry and shout, but I regret why I didn't become friends with him."
Oh, it turned out to be a story from when I was a child, it had nothing to do with me, thankfully he had been looking forward to it for a long time.Song Huailan scratched his calf, itching on the fine sand, and asked casually, "Then have you seen him again?"
"Well, hehe..."
go!What an answer.
Song Huailan asked again: "Did you become interested in men just like that?"
"No, of course not, I was too young. When I really found out that I liked men, it was in high school."
"High school?" Song Huailan's heart froze, this time, it must be her, right?The two were classmates in high school, and they were together because of this relationship.
"Yeah, the story in high school is a little more twisted."
"So, the person who let you find out that you like men, are you still together now? Do you still like him?" I don't know why, I told myself not to care, and said that it doesn't matter from now on, but I still asked.
Yes, he cares.She still cared whether Wen Ruoxi loved him or not, even though she was vulgar, stupid, and idiot, she still cared.Ten years, neither long nor short, if it was so easy to forget, he wouldn't always think about revenge.He just couldn't let go, why did Wen Ruoxi have a new love, why... would kill him.
"You asked so much, in fact, I don't love him, and we're not together."
The glass heart that Song Huailan had finally squeezed in his heart was once again shattered.The guy from high school, who else is he?At that time, Wen Ruoxi was as innocent as a blank sheet of paper, if it wasn't for her own confession, how would she have discovered the fact that she likes men.So, I really don't love anymore, I really don't want to be together, I really feel that he is in the way, so I will... Powerful, they are all powerful characters, and they can cover the sky with one hand when killing people, Wen Ruoxi, Zhao Xi, how are you? ability.
"Actually, the person who made me discover that I like men..."
"Stop! Teacher, look at the string of stars in the sky, is it a certain constellation? It's so beautiful, the air here is very fresh, not polluted at all, that's why the sky is so blue." Not wanting to listen any more, Song Huailan said casually This is a pretense to bring the topic to the stars.Yes, he was afraid that if he continued to listen to it, he would not be able to help but go crazy.
"Well, it's pretty." Not annoyed that her words were interrupted, Wen Ruoxi propped her head up to look at the bright moon with him.
***
As I said before, Song Huailan lives in an inland city and doesn't particularly like seafood.But when it comes to the seaside, it’s nothing if you don’t eat seafood. Among the many choices, the grilled fish fillet is the most delicious.With the delicious grilled fish slices, Song Huailan even forgot about the rice, and just stuffed fish slices into his mouth for three meals a day.
There are still a large number of tourists on the island at night, walking, blowing the sea breeze, and having fun, adding a lot of lively popularity to the island.The vacation home in the center of the island has many places to play.Such as bars, such as stage performances at night, as long as you like, you can also run up to show with the actors.Song Huailan didn't learn hula dancing for nothing, so she naturally went up and danced a few times, making tourists laugh.
Song Huailan is very open minded, entertainment, it's too boring to stay in the house so hot all day.In his spare time, he still remembers to cook for Wen Ruoxi, who works non-stop.No matter if he is Song Huailan or Chi Xiaozhen, he is a small worker who cooks for Wen Ruoxi, so he doesn't have to struggle at all, just accept it!
He didn't really appreciate the work Wen Ruoxi did. Anyway, he had never been fashionable from the beginning to the end. It didn't matter whether he was in fashion or not, as long as he didn't make himself look like an old-fashioned fool, it didn't matter what kind of clothes or pants.For this reason, Wen Ruoxi said to him several times that as an apprentice of Yihui, one must have a keen sense of smell, study hard, make progress every day, study hard and so on.Song Huailan pretended to be obedient, but was completely annoyed.
It turns out that Wen Ruoxi still has the potential to be a Tang monk, but she didn't see it before, really didn't see it.In order to protect his ears from being poisoned, it's better for him to pretend to be working hard!
Wen Ruoxi didn't know the little Jiujiu in his heart, and she still sympathized with him when he looked like he was racking his brains but getting nothing.Many things are indeed like this. It is not enough to have enthusiasm and hobbies to make things happen, but also to have talent.Wen Ruoxi sympathized with him and understood his "enthusiasm", so she wanted to pass on all her experience.
This was a pain for Song Huailan, so he hurriedly found a place to hide.He showed up every day and night, quietly cooked the meal, and immediately went back to the water world to drift.
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Rebirth of the Boss' Revenge Latest Chapter List Chapter 33 (Inverted V)
Ten days of neither salty nor light passed.
On this day, Song Huailan got up early in the morning and heard Wen Ruoxi say that someone is coming, who is so and so?Song Huailan stretched out his ears, and after listening for a long time, he didn't know who the good friend Wen Ruoxi was talking about was.Du Qi, give you back your belly button!Where did he come from, why has he never heard of it.
Song Huailan no longer wants to feel sad for her ignorance.People, let's do what we should do. Cooking a delicious meal for that unknown person and cleaning up the dust is the essence of his work.
The sun was still scorching hot, the only difference was that the clothes worn by Song Huailan and Wen Ruoxi had become the same white T-shirts engraved with the words "I love the island".Song Huailan bought this dress from a Chinese person a few days ago. One reason is that it is cheap, and the other reason is to support his own people.
When Song Huailan gave this T-shirt to Wen Ruoxi, the other party smiled and said: "This style has been around for many years."
Ouch my god!Do you still need to pay attention to style for an ordinary white short sleeve?Before that, he didn't always wear white short sleeves, and he didn't see any style.If you are so disgusted, why don't you wear black, red or purple? (Are you trying to heat him to death?)
Seeing Song Chi Town's expression froze, Wen Ruoxi quickly changed her words, being considerate of his difficulty, and her intention to buy a dress: "However, it fits very well, thank you."
"Well, well, I'm going to cook for my belly button." Cook a fucking big meal, and when he arrives at night, I'll eat him to death.Hum hum.
Song Huailan delved deeply into why he had a bitter hatred for his "friends" whom he had never met before. He presumably implemented the strategy of Japanese devils entering the village, but hated everything in the past that he didn't know or understand.
"Bump, bang, bang!" Zai Zai Zai, cut, chop, chop, put a bunch of fruits on the cutting board, Song Huailan cut them into small pieces, and decided to make a very delicious meal for the navel classmate Fruit mixed meal.The main ingredient, of course, is the fiery red chilli.If Du Qi eats this meal, you will become a real belly button!
Wen Ruoxi was in the living room, listening to the frightening sound of chopping vegetables coming from the kitchen, she couldn't help but walk over curiously to see, uh... the pile on the table was so broken, and a pile of juice flowed out .
Yes, are you in a bad mood?
"That... small town, Du Qi doesn't speak Mandarin very well, don't mind me." Wen Ruoxi waved her hand at the door in a very low spirit, do you want to remind him that the banana peel is still mixed in?
"Ah?" Song Huailan stopped, "What? Can't speak Mandarin well?"
"Well, we all agree that Du Qi's Trump has great potential for being funny."
"Oh..." Just be funny, let's continue chopping vegetables.
Seeing Chi Town's concentration, Wen Ruoxi smiled knowingly, left the unfamiliar kitchen, and walked to the string of wind chimes by the window.The wind chime is very beautiful. It is composed of countless small shells painted with various colors.The sound of the wind chime is very nice, just like a cute girl, Wen Ruoxi couldn't help stretching out her hand, and gently touched the wind chime.
The night was full, and the only plane to the island arrived, and there were not many people at the airport, except for a few tour guides.Song Huailan was forced to hold up a sign with a Q version of the doll drawn on it, and the doll opened its mouth wide and shouted "Welcome Du Qi".When making this brand, Song Huailan really wanted to write a welcome navel, but unfortunately, due to Wen Ruoxi's quiet obscenity, he succumbed to it.
Du Qi, native of Sichuan.
The first time Song Huailan saw him, he immediately denied the saying "Birds of a feather flock together, and people are divided into groups".Du Qi was not calm at all.He is exaggerated, coquettish + baggy, and seems to be a little narcissistic.But judging by his attire that can rival the man in black, you can tell how pretentious this man is.Even at night, he still wears sunglasses, which is shocking!
"Wow! Xixi, you came to pick me up in person? You're such a good person, I love you so much." Du Qi saw Wen Ruoxi from a distance, immediately took off his sunglasses, and shook the suitcase in his hand, releasing a terrifying expression. Human decibels, running towards him.
Song Huailan fell down.Everything is a cloud, a cloud!
But can this person stop being such a motherfucker!Why do you have to twist your body while running, is it possessed by a water snake?What's even worse is that as soon as he came over, he threw himself into Wen Ruoxi's arms, pushing himself who was standing on the side far away. MMD!
"Wow, the weather here is so hot. Although the temperature in Chongqing is also very high in summer, it's still overbearing here!" Du Qi once again released shocking decibels.
This time Song Huailanjiong fell into a shit, please don't use Trump...
"Waser, what's wrong with this little brother? Is the foot not stable?"
Wen Ruoxi suddenly felt ashamed among the crowd, so she silently tried to turn herself into an invisible person.Song Huailan also wanted to escape, but unfortunately, his fall was very popular.
"Xixi, help me get my things." When did the luggage return to Du Qi's side?
"Okay." Wen Ruoxi continued to remain silent.
"Brother, I'll help you out, so as not to stumble again, it's embarrassing." After finishing speaking, Du Qi stretched out his hand and mixed Song Huailan, just like treating an old man in his seventies and eighties.
Belly button Navel is good, you only need to say a few words to become Amitabha.Afterwards, Song Huailan quietly asked Wen Ruoxi if Du Qi really couldn't speak Mandarin, or did he do it on purpose.Wen Ruoxi spread her hands, expressing that she also wanted to know.However, for someone as powerful as Du Qi, the possibility of not being able to speak Mandarin is almost zero, and it is almost impossible to say that he did it on purpose.Everyone's personality is different, and some people prefer to show off. It doesn't matter, as long as the starting point is good.
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reach the goal.
Du Qi visited the villa as quickly as possible, and finally concluded: "I've never been here before. Xixi, your company's strength is really good, but our company's benefits are not so good. Also, I really like that String wind chimes!"
Be normal when no one is around, Song Huailan quietly wiped off his sweat.
"Wow!"
It's started again!Hearing this iconic tone, Song Huailan fainted again.It's better for him to hide somewhere and lower the fire, so as not to be exhausted!
"The wind chimes are pretty, can you give them to me? I'll take them home and set them up, such a tasteful thing."
"..."
"Hahaha, be scared by me, I'm just kidding!"
"Hehehe, Du Qi, you should rest for a while and go eat." Wen Ruoxi glanced sympathetically at Chi Town who was standing there blankly. This kid is still not used to it.
"Yes! What delicious food did you cook?"
"Spicy assortment." Song Huailan finally spoke, his tone was as cold as a cool breeze blowing for a long time.
"Oh! Master! I have never eaten this dish before."
I must have never eaten it. If you have, it’s fine. This is the "food" I specially prepared for you, ha!ha!ha!
***
When Du Qi saw his favorite chili, he immediately became interested.The visual effect of the diced fruit mixed with chili is amazing enough. Whether it tastes like it or not depends entirely on Du Qi's expression.
Well, Song Huailan didn't dare to taste it, because he wanted to tease him.Du Qi didn't seem to have any special reaction, he just ate and drank.There is a kind of people who drink very well but are easy to face, and there is a kind of people who don't drink too much and become whiter.Seeing that Du Qi's complexion is pale and his lips are red (spicy), one can tell that he is quite drunk.
What's wrong with being drunk, but why does he keep messing around there?Song Huailan watched him stagger like a puddle of soft mud, fell into Wen Ruoxi's arms five times, fell on Wen Ruoxi's lap ten times, and groped his hands and feet three times, taking advantage of it.What are you doing, even if Song Huailan is dead, there is still Chi Town sitting in town, can he watch you molesting my old lover?
Incessantly, Song Huailan started drinking madly, pressing his feet on Du Qi's face, no matter how Wen Ruoxi tried to stop her, she couldn't stop her from ravaging Du Qi's little face.
"What's the matter, are you all drunk?" Wen Ruoxi was very strange, he knew that Du Qi was a poor drinker, so why did Chi Town also drink like crazy?There are only a few empty bottles on the ground, is it so powerful?Why doesn't he feel anything.
You can't drag it, you can't pull it.Wen Ruoxi had no choice but to take out a few more mats, spread them on the ground, and then moved the two people who were twisted together onto the mats with great effort.It's not cold at night, let's sleep on the floor.Song Huailan knew very well in his heart that it is not easy to greet this guy with his feet, but if he is in a hurry, he will be more ruthless, just fart + fart!This is a very uncivilized killer move, a good boy should not learn it.
Du Qi was half asleep and half awake, only feeling that he was diving.In the dark deep sea, there are all kinds of brightly colored fishes, as well as lovely starfish and aquatic plants... He was very comfortable in the water, and suddenly, a huge squid entangled him and squirted at him. A mouthful of thick, foul-smelling ink smoked him...
In the early morning, the two continued to entangle hands and feet.After all, the constant warmth generated by the skin against the skin was unbearable, and all the contact places turned into big red marks, and the people watching gasped.Song Huailan woke up first, looking at the big face only a few centimeters away from her, she was so frightened that she flinched half a meter away.After calming down, it turned out that it was the idiot Navel, with the turbid smell of not brushing his teeth coming out of his mouth, and he kicked him far away angrily.
So Du Qi, who was hot and painful, also woke up.
When he woke up, the first words he said were in a strong local accent: "Wow, it's so hot, did you have a dream and kicked me so far?"
go!Calm and cool naturally, don't you understand this sentence?
In the morning, the hardworking cook is working again, and this time there is a curious little bee beside him.
"Do you have porridge in the morning?"
"Yes."
"What porridge?"
"fillet."
"Fish porridge?"
"Yes." The bee flew away, after 5 minutes.
"Good morning."
"kindness,"
"Is it porridge?"
"Yes." As a result, the veins on someone's head popped.
"What kind of porridge do you want?"
"Fish porridge."
"Oh, yes, yes."
"..." So the bee flew away again.
5 minutes later……
5 minutes later……
5 minutes later... the dialogue kept repeating, Song Huailan realized that his patience was running out, the moment before the small universe exploded...
"Wow! Are you making breakfast?"
"..."
"Is it fish porridge?"
"..."
"Okay, okay!"
"What a cutie! Are you a goldfish? You only have a few seconds of memory? Ever since I started cooking, you've stayed here and kept asking, are you sick or not abused? I don't like beating animals!"
"OMG! Are you talking dirty?"
"..." Song Huailan pointed his middle finger, I convinced U.
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Rebirth of the Boss' Revenge latest chapter list Chapter 34
Wen Ruoxi, who looks very gentle, is actually the most unshakable one. He is strict with himself, as long as the working time is planned, no matter what happens, it will not change.Chi Zhenzhen, a young man whose pale color has turned into honey, looks gloomy, but he is the one who is easy to bully.Whenever Du Qi wants to go to play, he doesn't care about Chi Town's opinion, he just drags the other party's hand, even if it is far and wide, he will take him there.Wen Ruoxi smiled and waved in the shade, while Song Huailan was dragged away under the scorching sun.Why do what why, the difference between people is so big!
Du Qi will not care about other people's ideas, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is careless.It must have been spoiled at home for a long time, completely going its own way.I have soaked in sea water, eaten special fruits, worn briefs, and attracted enough sisters on the beach.Du Qi nodded, not knowing where to go for the time being.After thinking about it, he took out his phone and played a song he liked recently.
"..." Song Huailan hid in the room, listening to the soothing music from the outside, and sighed secretly.As long as this ancestor calms down for a while, it will be fine. He is really tortured enough, and he is about to go crazy.
"Wow ah ah ah ah ah ~~ la la la la ~ ~ hehehe..." Du Qi listened to it to his heart's content, and hummed loudly.
Uh, Song Huailan hiccupped, my God, are there such lyrics?Who is the singer?He's about to kneel down and shout the Divine Comedy!
"Uh la la la ~ eh um eh eh~~"
Song Huailan covered her ears, the lyrics escalated so quickly, from la la la to uh uh uh, will there be any "ha ha ha" in the future?Magic sound, absolute magic sound!Song Huailan really wanted to grab the land with his head, and begged God's father, Grandpa Tiandi, to take him away.
"Doo Qi! Look what I have in my hand."
"En ah ah... ah?" Du Qi opened his mouth wide.
The exciting tone finally stopped, Song Huailan gratefully looked at Wen Ruoxi, the savior of Entong's rebirth, with crocodile tears in his eyes pitifully.
Du Qi stared at the stars, hugged his hands, and asked in disbelief: "This, is this poker?"
"Yes." Wen Ruoxi blinked at Song Huailan, as if I had a solution.
Well, it doesn't matter if he is Wen Ruoxi or Poker, as long as he can save him, it is God, the Emperor of Heaven, and my dear father!Song Huailan quickly bowed to him like a puppy, which made Wen Ruoxi laugh.
Du Qi took three steps, really, Song Huailan swore he didn't even blink, Du Qi's pervert went from one end of the room to the other.Notice!The room is quite wide, pay attention!Du Qi is really not very tall, which shows how wonderfully attractive poker is to him.
Sure enough—Du Qi snatched the poker from Wen Ruoxi's hand and said, "Poker, my favorite!"
Next, Wen Ruoxi and Song Huailan were dragged to sit next to Du Qi, listening to him tell a legendary story - the story he had to tell about poker.Wen Ruoxi smiled dotingly, as if she couldn't stand Du Qi's childishness, and whispered to Song Huailan that he had heard this story three times.
"Poker is my first teacher. The first sentence I said was not my parents, but the 3 of spades. At that time, my parents were shocked. How could I come up with such a sentence. Only later did I know that it was Because my mother often takes me to play cards (what a great prenatal education!?), and I can say it after listening." Du Qi said complacently, holding a deck of poker in his hand and couldn't put it down.Play from left to right, and from right to left.
"Because of this relationship, I especially like poker, and later it became a hobby that I can't let go of. Shall I shuffle the cards for you?"
Song Huailan nodded.
Du Qi was full of confidence, and played around with a deck of cards in his hands, like a goddess throwing flowers, and finally returned them all to his hands.Song Huailan didn't understand his various techniques, but only knew that her eyes were blurred and she couldn't see clearly at all.
"Awesome!" When he came back to his senses, he couldn't help clapping his hands and applauding, looking like two hundred and five.
Du Qi put down the cards and clapped his hands: "Everyone who has seen me shuffle the cards applauds~ Humph. Well, now you can play cards with me, whatever you want."
"I do not know."
"I do not know either."
Du Qi pursed his lips as if he couldn't bear it, and pointed at Wen Ruoxi and yelled: "No, no, you played cards with me last time, and it seemed like you were staring blankly at it!"
Wen Ruoxi shook her head: "That's what you taught me, I've almost forgotten it now."
Du Qiqi almost didn't jump up, pointed at Song Huailan and said: "You, you should know it, QQ games have Fight the Landlord, don't be so vulgar, you can't even fight the Landlord!"
Yes, Song Huailan might not?It's just that I don't want to play, I lack interest.
"Really not?" Du Qi squinted his eyes in doubt. These two people in front of him are really rare freaks. Nowadays, people pay attention to entertainment, and few people can't play cards. Poker and mahjong must be at least the same.
"No." They said in unison.
"I'm dizzy!" Du Qi sighed for a long time, and then said: "No, it's okay, you sit here for me today, and I will teach you all!"
Uh, bad luck, being entangled by this guy...
"The rules of the game are blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah..." Du Qi danced and danced, eloquently talking about a bunch of game rules.In fact, it is quite simple, just stick to the cards, such as 3 followed by 4, otherwise you can't play the card, you can only stare and watch others play.Of course, there are other rules, but it is very simple anyway.
Wen Ruoxi was taken aback by his professional and non-professional terminology, and nodded with a vague understanding.Song Huailan knew the rules a long time ago, so she suppressed her impatience.
"OK, I understand the rules, let's talk about punishment." Du Qi stood up, and took a stack of blank paper from the table, "Just take this, and the loser will have a beard and kneel."
Punish to kneel?Wen Ruoxi and Song Huailan stared wide-eyed, isn't this punishment too severe?
"Go, it's fun to have punishment, don't refuse it. Besides, this card is mainly based on luck, and I won't bully you new scholars."
"But..." Wen Ruoxi still wanted to argue a few words.
Du Qi didn't feel his brazenness at all, and said right and wrong: "Now I am a guest, you should do as you please. Don't talk, don't talk, start now."
The forced two looked at each other at the same time, sympathizing with each other.From the beginning of the poker game, people who have never played poker, those who have not played poker for a long time, those who love to play poker and often never leave their hands, this combination seems to know who wins and who loses at a glance.
Therefore, it is not surprising that Wen Ruoxi knelt on the ground and became an old man with a white beard.
Therefore, it is not an exaggeration for Song Huailan to become half of her husband kneeling on the ground.
So... Du Qi also knelt on the ground?There are still a lot of "beards" around the mouth?Haha, it's not surprising. It's not just a day or two for Du Qi to be unlucky. It's normal for people to have bad luck in the poker field.In the end, Du Qi put on six beards and went to sleep with a full face of regret, regardless of the other two kneeling on the ground whose legs were numb.
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(If you want me to go through the plot quickly, I will go... although I think my tone is pretty good.)
I said before that Song Huailan learned how to fork fish from the locals, and his tools were cut from very ordinary branches.With a pointed head, its shape is comparable to that of a red-tasseled gun.With nothing to do, Du Qi also wanted to learn the legendary spearfishing technique. Song Huailan was so entangled that he had no choice but to take him to the beach.Picking up a few fairly long branches, the two squatted on the ground to sharpen their heads in full swing.
Du Qi's knife was very fast, cutting more and more vigorously, and the end of the branch was as sharp as if he wanted to stab someone to death.
"Hey, town, can we really get fish? I'm really looking forward to it."
"Probably, as long as I become a native." It means absolutely impossible, do you know!He just brought him out because he couldn't stand the torture of this guy's language. Spearfishing was all a cover, the purpose was just to shut him up.
"What? As long as you become what?"
"No, you heard wrong."
A few minutes later, Du Qi's harpoon was finished. Seeing Song Huailan's clumsy and slow movements, he simply gave him another one.Chi Xiaozhen was too stupid, even if he had sharpened the stick, he couldn't get it into the fish, so he had to rely on himself for tonight's dinner.Du Qi held up his harpoon, like an Indian, put his hand to his mouth: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Du Qi goes out, one is worth two."
Du Qi began to display his shameless spirit, jumping here and there, where there were fish poking, and the water splashed everywhere for a while.Song Huailan saw how excited he was, as if he was going to run all over the beach, so he avoided it wisely.Poking fish in a small wretched area.Du Qi continued to jump up and down, with exaggerated movements, screaming again and again.Without knowing it, others thought he would catch a lot of fish by looking at his fierce wave posture, but in fact, he didn't have a single one.
"Oh, I said I didn't have any fish there, so I ran to you, look at the trick!" Du Qi came again.
The corner of Song Huailan's mouth twitched, and with an angry force, the harpoon broke...
"Hahaha, you say you are an idiot or not, what kind of fish are you spearing when the harpoon is broken? Stupid stupid..." Du Qi pushed him away, playing tricks like a monkey.
Song Huailan staggered a few steps from being pushed, and clenched his fists angrily, really wanting to give this self-absorbed guy a hard punch.
"Small town, you scared the fish away, I'll go back to my side." Du Qi ran away again... As expected, he was a son who didn't care about other people's feelings at all, he hit others but nothing happened.
"Play slowly, I hope you can catch a fish, navel!" Song Huailan was so angry that he uttered a sentence to his back, and walked away with his fists clenched.
Back at the villa, Song Huailan lay on the chair and drank the mixed fruit juice, feeling a little bit aggrieved in his heart, he took that person to play with good intentions, but he was accused of gossiping, not depressed!Wen Ruoxi is also true, if her friend doesn't accompany her by herself, she wants him to waste time.Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrives.Wen Ruoxi just walked out of the room, walked up to Song Huailan, and asked, "Where's Du Qi?"
"died."
"Ah?" Wen Ruoxi opened her eyes wide, thinking she had heard wrong.
That idiot, I hope he's dead.But the truth is: "He's playing by the sea along the path outside the door."
"Okay, I'll go find him."
"Goodbye." Let's go, let's go, people who obstruct your eyes stay away from me.
"Well, bye."
The world is clean again.Song Huailan searched for a comfortable position and nestled in the chair.In other words, what will Wen Ruoxi and Navel play together?Will there be any accidents when those two are alone together?Uh, the belly button has always been sloppy, isn't that just to his liking?If he does this or that to Wen Ruoxi... the chair under his butt + butt seems to suddenly become a rock full of edges and corners, no matter how he sits, he feels uncomfortable.Forget it, he'd better go and see what those two were doing, Song Huailan hurried to the beach.
"Ah!" Before it arrived, Song Huailan heard a cry of pain.What's wrong?With a heartbeat, Song Huailan ran even faster.
"Xixi, what's wrong with you!" followed by Du Qi's exclamation.
Wait, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Not far away, the two people on the beach were in strange postures. Wen Ruoxi couldn't stand steadily and was about to fall into the sea. Du Qi stretched out his arms and ran to pick him up.Song Huailan walked in and found that the sea surface in the area where Wen Ruoxi was standing had turned light red.problem occurs!
Song Huailan pushed Du Qi away with a palm, held Wen Ruoxi in his arms, and asked anxiously, "Teacher, what's wrong with you, what happened?" Wen Ruoxi's face was pale, unable to speak in pain.
Du Qi didn't care about being pushed away, but said to Song Huailan seriously: "Hurry up and take him away from the seaside, and see what's going on on the shore."
"Oh, oh..." Song Huailan was terribly frightened by the red layer of the sea, thinking that he might have been bitten by a shark's leg, although this may be small and pitiful.Song Huailan returned to the shore with Wen Ruoxi on his back, and Du Qi sharply saw a huge spike pierced through Wen Ruoxi's instep.
"This, this thing seems to be... a harpoon!" Du Qi opened his mouth wide in surprise, pointing at the spike.
"Damn, I just left for a while and something happened. How the hell did you take care of him? Poked the fish, poked your mother's head, if it wasn't for you, he would still be sitting in the room now!" Looking at Wen Ruoxi's tightly closed eyes , the face was covered with sweat from the pain, and the wound on the back of the foot was still bleeding.Song Huailan felt very uncomfortable, that thorn was left by him, and he broke it, he could hardly absolve himself of the blame!
"Don't worry, Xixi will be fine." Du Qi knew that he was in a panic, but instead became the calmest one. He didn't care that he was swearing, and kept trying to comfort him.
"You're talking nonsense! What are you still doing? I'm going to send him to see a doctor!" As he spoke, Song Huailan gently placed Wen Ruoxi on his back, and shouted anxiously: "Hurry up, take me to the doctor!" doctor!"
"Oh, good." Du Qi didn't know where the doctor was, but he still had a mouth to ask.
****
There is indeed a hospital on the island, but the equipment is not complete. When encountering such a large wound, what the doctor can do is simply disinfect, remove the residue, and suture.
"We will take the plane back tomorrow morning, and Xixi needs to be hospitalized. Although the wound is not bleeding now, the possibility of infection is very high." Du Qi relayed the doctor's words.
"Understood, later you go to pack your things, I'll stay here with him." Song Huailan sat by the bed, finally calmed down.
The next day
The weather was unpredictable, and after Du Qi packed up his things, the weather on the hot summer island actually changed.The typhoon landed, the rainstorm came, and the wind blew violently. The whole day was as dark as night, and the plane could not fly at all. Song Huailan and his party were forced to stay in the hospital.
In the middle of the night last night, Wen Ruoxi developed a high fever due to inflammation of the wound.The antipyretic injection was given, and the medicine was taken, and the wound where the medicine was reapplied was red and swollen.Song Huailan blushed anxiously, grabbed the doctor by the collar and cursed.The doctor couldn't understand his Chinese cursing, so he just babbled a series of English explanations.
Can't understand!Song Huailan glared at the doctor like a mad lion.He tugged at his hair again.It was all his own fault. If he hadn't speared the fish, he wouldn't have left half of the wooden fork there. If he hadn't left, Wen Ruoxi wouldn't have gone to find Du Qi, let alone get hurt!
Du Qi grabbed Song Huailan by the collar and dragged him back to his side.He was surprised that the other party was so manic, and he kept comforting him: "The doctor said that inflammation and fever are not too dangerous. Don't worry, as long as the fever subsides. Inflammation is actually a good stage, which shows that the cells in the body are leaking." In order to resist foreign substances, the bacteria will not be swollen when all the bacteria are killed."
"Is it true! Du Qi, please assure me that he is not a quack doctor. I know that some doctors can't even cure a small cold, and they will die!" Song Huailan still doesn't believe it. He can't afford to lose now. He has to be sure. Wen Ruoxi's life is safe.
"It's not a quack doctor. He has a doctor's certificate. Don't worry, he'll be fine."
"Du Qi, listen carefully, Wen Ruoxi is your friend, and his life is in your hands! Do you know what to do?" Song Huailan didn't know what he said.Reason told him that it was wrong to go mad at the doctor and Du Qi, but emotionally he really couldn't calm down.If something really happened to Wen Ruoxi, what would she do...
"Chi Township!" Du Qi, who has never been serious, said solemnly, as if swearing, "Wen Ruoxi is my good friend, and I will never harm him. Now that the weather is so bad, we can only trust the doctor. Wait! Calm down, please. I know you and Master Xixi are deeply in love, and I understand your feelings. But, please——calm down!"
Okay, calm down, huh?He gets it.Song Huailan sat back on the stool, looked at Wen Ruoxi's slightly flushed cheeks, and forced herself to calm down!
"It's going to be all right, everything's going to be alright
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