What the hell are you thinking? !

"(HP fan) Damn it, what do you guys think? ! "Author: Qingshui Qianqian [End]

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narrative version

One of the biggest ideals is to find a job that does not worry about food and clothing Find a girl who is neither ugly nor beautiful and mild-tempered to marry and have children In the end, the straight man who died in the happy life of his children and grandchildren accidentally died and traveled to the world of HP , was favored by two generations of Dark Lords for one reason or another, and in the end, was dismantled and eaten.

dialogue version

Voldemort: Asa, you are very important to me!

Asa: Voldy, you are also very important to me, I like you, Voldy!

Voldemort: (joyed) Really?

Asa: (seriously) Of course, you are like a father to me!

boom! In voldemort's "Five Body Casting"......

Gellert: Asa, I'm in love with someone!

Asa: Ah, I know!

Gellert: (surprised) Huh?

Asa: Isn't it the AD?

Gellert: (surprised first, then dignified) So what do you think?

Asa: (with a heavy tone) Seriously, Gellert, Dumbledore is really not for you!

Gellert: Huh?What's the matter with Albus?

Asa: Huh?Don't you like him?

Gellert: Who said I liked him?

Asa: You just admitted it yourself, you like AD, isn't AD the abbreviation of Albus Dumbledore?Did I remember it wrongly?

Gellert twitched and fell to the ground, Asa, have you forgotten that your initials are also AD...

Simplified Chinese

In fact, this is the story of a man who traveled to HP and was forced to bend by fathers, grandparents, and grandparents of the same sex!

note:

1. This article is purely YY, the plot will be subverted, and the characters are likely to collapse, so be careful!

2. Although the protagonist of this article may not have the correct three views, he is definitely an authentic ordinary urbanite. He has the indifference of modern people, but he is definitely not a murderer who can be merciless as soon as he appears. If you like dark protagonists, please enter with caution!

Content tags: HP Unlucky Love Traveling Through Time and Space Magic Moment

Search keywords: Protagonist: Asa DellaMoore┃Supporting roles: voldemort, Gellert, Malfoy, HP ┃Others: Danmei, Bending, Snake Whisperer

1. Only when you meet the savior do you know that it is HP...

When he was hit by a car while crossing the road, he closed his eyes and didn't wait for the pain. When he opened his eyes and saw the ceiling, he knew he had crossed when he heard an old lady excitedly calling him Little Asa.

When he knew that the orphanage he lived in was located on Privet Drive, he immediately sighed with emotion: Ah, it turns out that the movies made in Britain are so realistic!

When the atmosphere is furious and the mood swings too much, causing everything in the room to float around as plankton, he can comfort himself that it is a superpower.

When accidentally crushing on a snake, what he hears is not a hissing threat but a mournful cry of pain, he can deceive himself that this is just a translating device that comes with the accessory.

but! !

When he ran out of the orphanage once, he happened to pick up a skinny child wearing overly fat old clothes with a big face that almost covered half of his face and was crying miserably. How else could he fool himself into telling himself it wasn't HP when it happened to be called Harry Potter?

Clear—sky—thunder—thunder—so, did he cross over to HP?God, it's fine if you let me dress up as an orphan, after all, the treatment in this orphanage is not bad, but, why do you want him to come to this world of brain-dead slicers running around? !What's even worse, why is he still a natural snake language translator like that brainless slicing lover?Oh, God, please don't overwhelm Merlin carelessly, save your poor suffering people! ! !

Someone called Tanyi in the previous life and Asa De La Moore in this life is crazy, because, no matter what aspect, he has indeed shown that he is a wizard, and he is also a snake whisperer, which means What? !It means that there will be a series of troubles that will follow in the future! !

Little Asa was very troubled. Didn't he have something to do with that bald-headed uncle who had a penchant for soul slicing?After all, anyone who knows HP knows that Snake Whisperer is the patent of Slytherin, and the only surviving descendant of Slytherin is the second-generation devil king bald uncle. Butterfly wings, what kind of blood inheritance has been obtained by letting him open the golden finger, or in other words, he is the only second heir of Slytherin. Of course, whether it is the former or the latter, it is a troublesome thing that makes him want to escape The thing is, if he has to choose one if he can't escape, he would rather choose the first one, because the so-called cheating means opening the protagonist system, and in HP, the so-called protagonist is a child who was abused. I am not an M, how could I like such a life?Little Asa rolled on the old but clean bed with his little pillow in his arms.

Damn it, he didn't want to get involved in the core troubles, but, thinking of that pitiful little face looking at him expectantly with big green eyes blinking, could he refuse?No matter who it is, it is impossible to push away a believer-like existence who believes in himself as God, so Little Asa comforted himself, not because his concentration is too weak, but because his heart is too kind~~ ...Little Asa, is that really the case?Isn't it because he knows that he can't avoid trouble at all, so he thinks that he won't die holding the protagonist's thigh, so he doesn't refuse the approach and trust of the savior?

Asa Yuanmu, ah, the sky is blue, the clouds are white and the sun is shining, what a beautiful weather~~

......

"Mrs. Karin, I'm out!"

The old woman with frowning, benevolent eyebrows and graying hair was smiling with her small eyes behind her reading glasses.

"Little Asa, have you gone out to find little Harry again?"

"Yes, Mrs. Karin!"

"Be careful!"

"Yes, Mrs. Karin!"

Asa jumped up and down happily and ran out of the orphanage, until he turned a corner and could no longer see himself from the window of the orphanage, Asa took off his happy smiling face and stopped. After getting off the childish bounce, I looked back at the white building. Although it was already mottled, the white walls were falling off piece by piece, like a fish whose scales had been peeled off, showing the color of death. .....

What death?Asa knocked on his head, telling himself not to think about it anymore, he should be content. Although he died at a young age before getting married in his previous life, at least he can continue the memory of his previous life in this life. When you open your eyes in the world, you will see an orphanage, but you are much luckier than the bald uncle. At least, Mrs. Karin in his orphanage is a person who really likes children. The government still has subsidies. Is there any war now? And although the children in the orphanage may not be very united and loving, at most they just have no intersection rather than rejection. Of course, this is the situation when his wizard identity is kept secret!

At the beginning, he just wanted to study hard like his previous life, and then find a job that does not worry about food and clothing, find a girl who is neither ugly nor beautiful and mild-tempered to marry, have children, and in the end he will be happy for the happiness of his children and grandchildren. It's a pity that he came to HP, and he is still a wizard, so he is destined to not be able to go to normal middle school, but it doesn't matter, just follow the savior, be careful not to be used, not to be killed, keep a low profile and know how to hide, and then, seven Two years later, when he went back to college, his life track returned to the normal circle, so, come on, Asa, Asa will be fine! !

As for the troublesome function of the Snake Whisperer...he believes that he can keep it a secret, just remember, don't open your mouth when you see a snake, just take the words of the snake as if you are watching a drama, of course, there is one more thing , I practiced Occlumency well as soon as I came into contact with magic, but, there is a question, who should I ask for the practice?Now, he only knows Harry as a wizard, or a wizard who doesn't know he is a wizard at all, not to mention, Harry doesn't know how to inspirit... ah, it's so annoying. Let him dress up as a wizard! ! !

I scratched my hair, well, don't care, the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge, let's talk about it at that time, maybe no one will pay attention to a wizard who doesn't know his parents coming out of a Muggle orphanage!From this point of view, little friend Asa is still very ostrich-spirited, make a fist!

The author has something to say: New Year, New Pit, I wish you all a Happy New Year~~

Piesa: New Year's greetings, do you give red envelopes, star eyes~~

2. Education should start from an early age! ...

In the green grassland, the sun is scorching hot, and the wind also contains restless heat. In the dilapidated small park, there is a lonely swing. A little black-haired boy in fat and ill-fitting clothes is sitting on it. Knowing that he was malnourished and pale, but the smile on his face was as bright and authentic as the sun in Tianshan.

"Harry—"

The clear and crisp child's voice came from far to near, and the little boy on the swing, Harry Potter, jumped up happily from the swing, turned around and ran towards the boy not far away.

"Asa, here you come—"

Asa looked at the person running towards him, and frowned, "Harry, don't run so fast, be careful not to fall—" Before the word could be said, there was a bang, and Harry said "Five