Comprehensive Immortal Sword

This life’s name is Jing Kong, Jing’s surname, this is the first time I’ve heard of it, as for Kong, according to my father’s words, it’s actually color is color, and space is color… don’t tell me I’m so big that I look like a color Yet……?

The younger brother's name is Jing Shen, which means Shen Sizhi, and it sounds almost the same as cautious.

Speaking of which, that kid's behavior was really cautious, for example, he knew to roll over here before he was about to urinate, and then rolled back after urinating, pretending that I wet the bed instead of him.

Of course, that pair of wet underpants had always betrayed him.

In addition, I have always wondered how he managed to complete this series of movements with such precision in his sleep.

I don’t know if it’s because I’m unwilling to accept the relationship between my parents in this life in my subjective consciousness, or because of other objective existences. I always feel that my parents in this life are just me, not so much love as love. awe.

That is, the type who would like to put a gold-plated body on me in the ancestral hall for three incense sticks in the morning and evening, and come to worship if there is nothing to do.

So, apart from being lecherous since I was a child, do I still look a lot like that Tathagata who likes to be ironed into a lion's head and looks like a self-made roll?

As for my twin brother, it is obvious that love is greater than awe, no no, it should be said that I have never been in awe.

That kid wet his father's treasured books in this life, and his father picked him up and beat him hard on the ass, even though he was crying and howling, he would not move.

And that time I accidentally burned a bank note from him, and I was so distressed that my beard turned up, but I just patted my head lovingly, and said something clever, knowing how to pick up a bank note when he burns it One with the largest denomination will be burned.

Hey, at that time, I really missed my previous life very much. I accidentally lost a dollar and went home and was picked up by my dad and beat me up. Then I cried and was protected by my mom. In front of the mother, she whispered the words of begging for mercy, begging for mercy in vain, and at the same time, she still didn't forget to howl louder and pat the little girl, making her cry along with her.

And the servants at home looked at me strangely, I guarantee, well, I can guarantee with my hearing that people on the street can hear a coin drop, I absolutely, definitely heard such a conversation in the small garden at home: ——Hey, luck has been a little bit bad recently, why don't you go see the young master today.

--Eh! !Are you lucky to turn your back to see what the young master is doing?

—You are new here.

——What's up with the newcomer!

——Don't get excited, I just want to tell you as a person who has experienced it, in the future, if there is anything wrong, such as headaches, bad luck, bad luck, evil spirits and unclean things, you have to go and see Eldest young master.Spirit, than the Turin in the temple!

—…You lied to me!

—Really, everyone says so!

——…Then…then, my wife and I have been married for almost a year, and there is still no news, can you…

—Of course, believe me, it’s true!

——That's good, that's good, let's hurry up and see the young master!

……

So, what can I say?

In this family, the only one who treats me as a normal person is probably that little guy Jing Shen, basically he eats what I eat, plays what I play, and his favorite thing is to fight with me.Whether it was the pastry stuffed by the maid on the road with a smile, or the slingshot brought up by the long-time worker happily, he wanted it, and he wanted it when he saw it.

He didn't speak, just stared at you with a pair of black and wet eyes without blinking, then stuffed his fingers into his pink lips, blinked his eyes pitifully, his gaze lingered on that thing for a long time, In the end, the strong man cut his wrist and looked away, with a look of 'I want it very much but you are my brother and I will let you go, so I don't want it but I really want it'.

Of course, in the end, those things were naturally given to him by me.

After taking things, Jing Shen still likes to be bored in my arms, either nibbling slowly on pastries in small bites, or looking at the sun with fresh gadgets, or pouting greasy pussies. Kissing my face randomly, or smiling sweetly with my head tilted.

Really... angry and funny, cute and unreasonable.

After growing up in Jingfu for more than five years, my temper has become weaker and weaker. On the one hand, it is because of habit, and on the other hand... it is because of some supernatural phenomena.

As a good-natured young man who grew up under the five-star red flag, I have always insisted on materialism and opposed strange power and chaos.It’s just that, since such fantasy things like time travel have happened, I’m getting emotional now, well, the existence of a magician who is suspected of being a Western fantasy magician who can use flames without being emotional is probably not so unacceptable.

As a boy, or a young man who used to be full of blood and flamboyant, fantasizing about being different and saving the world, I have read a few masterpieces like "Coiling Dragon" and "Zhu Xian", wondering if I have magic now Either the power is the legendary true energy.

Of course, whether it is a benefit of time travel is still open to debate.

As for those scenes where a sea of ​​flames kills all directions with a wave of hands, I haven't thought about it, at least, I haven't thought about it now.

What I am more passionate about now is how to find a place where no one will find out, quietly...roasting sweet potatoes.

Don't ask me what dynasty I am in. As a boy who is purely in science and thinking about how to learn more crafts to support his family, those history and so on can basically be regarded as floating clouds.

Recalling bitterness and remembering sweetness is nice to say, taking history as a mirror is profound, and the saying of not forgetting national humiliation is heavy, but in fact it is just talk.History, after all, is in the past.People are looking forward.

Well, the fact is that my history is not good, I don’t know what time it is here, I don’t know what’s here, I don’t know how to use my advanced ideas from the future to make a fortune, although the Jing family doesn’t seem to need me Come and get rich...

People are already well-off, no, according to my visual observation, they should be of the big landlord class.

Nibbling on the sweet and fragrant roasted sweet potatoes, I couldn't help but smile when I thought about how useless I was when I was stunned by the flames from my little fingertips all day long.

This is the so-called habit, from anticipation and fear, to the current habit of applying what you have learned, it has to be said that it is a good phenomenon. ...except that his temper is getting weaker and weaker, and he is becoming more and more like the complaining otaku that his sister said.

"Eldest Young Master, Eldest Young Master!"

"Master! Where are you!"

The voices of the maids were faintly heard not far away, I stood up, calmly destroyed the sweet potato skins on the ground, and dug a hole to destroy the evidence.

I washed my hands in the diversion water of the pond next to it, crumpled the clean and tidy clothes a little, then brushed and messed up the hair, inserted a few dead branches and leaves, and skillfully found a hole in the bushes. go out.You know, I found this place with great difficulty, and it would be bad if I found out.

Pretending to pass by inadvertently, appearing in the sight of the maids, panicking amidst their delicate exclamations, and then being defeated and captured, drifting away with all the earnest nagging...

what……

Maybe, after going back, I can consider the actor industry...