Conceived by God

Hearing Liu Cheng's words, he got a little more energetic and waved his sleeves.

Liu Cheng secretly looked at his prince who was at peace, Chong Ningyuan waved his hand, and everyone left the main hall, including Yao Meier who was about to cry.

"Tsk, didn't you say you listen to me?" Fengtian curled his lips and muttered in a low voice.

These words fell into Chong Ning Yuan's ears, and the teacup Chong Ning Yuan was holding covered his eyes.

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A certain Tizi: ...that, ahem, I decided to change it to easy...the main drama really can't continue...

A certain pomelo: Are you... right?

A certain raisin: (doing a palm-up gesture) Last night, I managed to be serious for half a chapter... I was so stuck that I was going to die... and then... when I was not serious... suddenly it became very smooth.

A certain pomelo: Poof (spitting up milk) You'd better be serious...

A grape: ... (vomiting blood)

A certain grapefruit: ...Actually...

A Tizi: Huh?

A certain grapefruit: I have never regarded you as a real drama...

A certain grape: ... (roaring like a horse) Reminder! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

A certain pomelo: (sound is heard while being kicked away) I won’t get used to it if it’s serious......

A certain grape: (looking at the sky with teary eyes at 45 degrees)

Voice-over: Nai...do you really think I'm not a drama? (I ask very seriously...)

9. Royal etiquette...

It has been almost a month since Fengtian married into the palace, and he deeply realized that he was cheated.It's all about my old and unscrupulous father, and those two good brothers. They said that they will have endless blessings when they arrive at the palace. They eat royal meals from the palace and sleep on high beds with soft pillows. There are beauties to look at, and a lot of fun.His father originally disagreed, but he was persuaded by his father.Well, in the end, he insisted that life is nothing but enjoyment, and married that bullshit prince.Who knows that the prince is always pressing himself, ahem, he is also so happy that he can ignore it, but why do he need someone to teach him royal etiquette?He also endured this, but he couldn't sleep well at night after being tossed, and since the three days after the wedding, that shit prince started to go to court in the morning, and then that housekeeper started to report the big and small matters of the day in the mansion, This really made Fengtian intolerable.

"Butler Liu..." Fengtian, who had been urged by Huiming no less than five or six times just after the time had passed, was lying on the bed in only a satin obscene dress, looking sleepily at the girl who had been standing there since Prince Jing went to the morning court. The dedicated housekeeper who watched him sleep by the bed.

"Princess." Butler Liu, who was holding the account book, bowed slightly, with a submissive and reasonable expression on his ordinary face.

Fengtian moaned weakly: "Let's make a discussion, let's not be so early in the future, shall we?"

Huiming on the side smiled apologetically at Butler Liu, feeling that he would grow old quickly if he continued like this.I think back when I was in Fengfu, the second master would not get up until noon, and no one dared to call him.In the past month, just to wake up his second master, his already round face was almost flattened by the unconscious princess.

"My lord said that all the affairs of the day should be handed over to the concubine. Besides, Master Liu, who teaches etiquette in the palace, will arrive in a while, and ask the concubine to wash up." Liu Cheng looked at his nose and nose, and said respectfully, as if I didn't see Fengtian's pitiful expression.

Fengtian bit the quilt and howled a few times, his messy hair made him look like a lunatic.After this month of contact, Steward Liu, who had seen the storm with the prince, was no longer surprised to see the "Hedong Roar" performed every day.

Fengtian closed his eyes, and stretched out his hand lazily to Huiming: "Big head, change your clothes."

Huiming seemed to be pardoned, so he hurried forward to help Fengtian get up and freshen up.

After washing and washing, Fengtian's bewildered eyes were only half opened when he saw a table of delicious "breakfast" meals.

"Well, tell the chef, this crab roe soup dumpling is very good." Fengtian has a problem, well, it's one of the problems, that is, he is addicted to food, but he doesn't eat much, but he likes to eat many varieties, and Every time I encounter delicious food, I taste it carefully, which is a bit royal.Except, he doesn't eat as delicately as those royal relatives.His request is very simple, that is, the ingredients are authentic and delicious.

Huiming looked at the boy who came outside to inform the concubine that she could take etiquette lessons, and at the concubine who was enjoying the food at home, they all stomped a little.

"Princess, this master has been waiting for almost a stick of incense." Huiming reminded in a low voice while blowing a bowl of bird's nest porridge according to Fengtian's instructions.

"En." Fengtian, who half-closed his eyes and savored the delicious crab roe in his mouth, only made a single sound.Then he lifted his chin slightly, and lazily opened his mouth to Huiming, meaning he wanted porridge.

Huiming sighed deeply in his heart weakly, picked up a spoon, half a spoonful, warmed it by blowing it, and sent it to the mouth of Princess Feng who opened her mouth like a baby bird waiting to be fed.

Fengtian nodded in satisfaction, and then used three thin white fingers to pick up a dumpling filled with crab roe soup. First, he bit a small mouthful, and slowly sucked the fat soup inside. The little mole seemed to be shining brightly. People couldn't take their eyes off him, and his face was intoxicated, as if his mouth was full of delicacy in the world.

The Jin Chuan and Yin Zi who served at the table were no strangers to it, and they served them meticulously.I haven't seen people in this palace before. Although this kind of people are rare, but after such a long time, I gradually got used to it.

Huiming was a little uncomfortable and whispered to remind Fengtian to pay attention, who knew that Fengtian thought Huiming was hungry and insisted on sitting down with Huiming to eat together, as well as Jin Chuanyinzi and Liu Cheng, who knew that everyone would not sell his face .

Fengtian said indifferently, "You don't know the secret of eating, it's a kind of enjoyment." Fengtian took another sip of porridge, and his two white, unmanly hands tore open the buns, staining them with which the cook in the house specially asked them to eat. The good osmanthus sauce was made, and at the end of the meal, he even sipped his fingertips, which should have been an off-the-wall gesture, but it wasn't awkward on him at all.

"Princess, you really know how to enjoy it!" Chong Ningyuan, who happened to come in from the outside, happened to see his princess licking his fingers. Although he didn't have much affection for this person, Chong Ningyuan didn't want to marry someone with a royal demeanor. There is no queen.

"Hey, I'm back so early today." Fengtian looked up at Prince Jing who had just returned from court, and then kicked Huiming's calf who had finished paying respects to Chong Ningyuan. He backed away, but Fengtian kicked him hard again, Huiming raised his head in embarrassment, and found that Fengtian was still gesturing for the bowl of porridge with his eyes.Huiming had no choice but to continue to pick up the bowl before his master opened his mouth to throw someone bigger.

"Didn't the concubine learn etiquette well?" Chong Ningyuan didn't seem to care much, smiled and watched Fengtian being fed happily, and asked lightly, but the standing manager Liu turned his face a little bit sideways when he said this sentence.Since the prince started to go to court, he has been very busy. Basically, the princess is asleep. The prince just came back, and the prince has left, but the princess is still asleep.So this is also the first time Chong Ningyuan and Fengtian have met at the dinner table since returning from the Three Dynasties.In fact, the teaching of royal etiquette is the rules of the royal family. After the general princess passes through the door, the old lady is sent by the palace. Since his daughter-in-law is a man this time, Emperor Yuanyou specially ordered the Ministry of Rites to send a Although Zhong Ningyuan, an older official, didn't have much hope, but after a month of teaching, he must improve no matter what.Unexpectedly, this Fengtian has become even more serious. He was restrained when he was eating at the same table as himself, but now he has become like this.

In fact, Zhong Ningyuan had a high opinion of Fengtian and himself. It wasn't that Fengtian restrained himself in front of him, but that he was still thinking about the rules of his own family. Not here, Fengtian gradually forgot those words.As for Huiming, who always speaks earnestly, he can't control his master who says wind is rain at all.

"That master, you don't know." Fengtian swallowed the food in his mouth and spread his hands towards Huiming. Huiming bit the bullet and took the wet handkerchief Jin Chuan handed over, and wiped it carefully. Fengtian over there Still looking like good brothers, he said to Chong Ningyuan, "Old Liu, there are too many things. If you don't let them do it here, you can't do that either. There are a lot of etiquette and so on. Are you going to let people live? It’s okay to go to the palace, why do I have to be so cautious in my own house?”

"Then you didn't think so much when you wanted to be a princess?" Chong Ningyuan asked indifferently, but his eyes were fixed on the expression on Fengtian's face.

Mentioning this, Fengtian sighed deeply: "No."

Chong Ningyuan asked a little funny: "Oh? Then what do you think this princess is doing?"

"Isn't the princess just a treat?" Fengtian spread his wiped white palms.

As soon as the words came out, Huiming next to him gasped.Master, do you know what you are talking about?

Chong Ningyuan didn't know what he was thinking, but when he heard Fengtian's words, he went against everyone's guess, instead of being angry, he laughed loudly: "Hahahaha! You are really direct."

Fengtian curled his lips and muttered in a low voice: "But I didn't enjoy anything, I just suffered."

"Why? This palace is not as good as you want?" Chong Ningyuan squinted at Fengtian with his head lowered as if discouraged, his ambition is not small, if the palace is not successful, do you want the palace?

"Of course!" Fengtian hurriedly echoed without realizing it.

Chong Ningyuan didn't say anything more, and then talked about the business: "Recently, Wei Yiren has repeatedly violated the border, so the emperor ordered to send troops. I will go out with the army in a few days and go to the northwest. I don't think I won't be able to return for a year or a half. Now, the palace will be handed over to you."

Fengtian, who was deeply lamenting for his future life, raised his head excitedly when he heard Chong Ningyuan's words: "Really? Leave everything to me? Do you just listen to me for everything?"

When Chong Ningyuan saw the person in front of him, he suddenly felt teasing: "However, I have changed my mind."

Fengtian asked cautiously: "Don't tell me you're not going?"

"Father made an order, of course I can't not go." Chong Ningyuan looked at Fengtian's anxious look, and purposely put it off, picked up the tea handed over by the maid at the side, took a sip slowly, and threw down a bomb: "I decided to take you with me."

"What?" Fengtian opened a pair of big eyes, "My lord, you can't count your words!" Fengtian originally planned to leave Ningyuan with the emphasis on it, and he had no one to control his wishful thinking. Let him decide, in fact, he is still under the control of this bullshit prince, as long as he leaves, the family will listen to Ning Yuan, but that person is so far away from home, and he will be completely free after leaving for so long .But he didn't think about it, he emphasized Ning Yuan's words, which made Fengtian blow up immediately.

"If I tell my father that we are newly married and it is not appropriate to be separated for a long time, I think my father will be very happy." Chong Ningyuan remembered that his father has always made himself work hard recently. As for what to work hard on, Chong Ningyuan said meaningfully Looking at Fengtian's stomach, which was pinched at the waist and shaped like a teapot, Chong Ningyuan suddenly became curious.As for bringing Fengtian, his father also mentioned it to himself, but he said at the time that he would think about Fengtian's body, but seeing the lively appearance of the person in front of him, and the fact that he said he was going to leave just now, he couldn't hide his joy. Ning Yuan didn't follow his wishes, and dismissed his previous idea of ​​not bringing him along. Besides, even though he was a princess, Fengtian was also a man, so it didn't matter if he was brought to the battlefield.As for enjoying, Chong Ningyuan pursed the corners of his lips, this Jing Wangfei is not easy to be.

"I'm weak, can I not go?" Fengtian adopted the policy of mourning soldiers, and pretended to cough after speaking.

Chong Ningyuan drank his tea with a calm face. Is this person really stupid or just pretending to be stupid?Such perfunctory acting.

"I remember the imperial doctor diagnosed it, saying that the concubine did not exercise enough, and she was a little lacking in energy and blood. Besides, haven't you been taking the tonics given by the priest? I have made up my mind, and you can start cleaning up at night. Even if the Northwest In this season, it is still relatively cold at night, so remember to bring more clothes. Especially we may not be able to come back until winter.” Fengtian got up and followed the hem of his clothes, walked to the edge of Fengtian, and said in two whispering voices, “Leave After a long time, won't the concubine miss me?"

Fengtian was startled by this sentence, and looked at Chong Ningyuan's back with a smile and satisfaction, and sat down on the stool angrily.

"Princess, if you need anything, you can tell me, I'll tell the servants to prepare fur coats to keep out the cold." Liu Cheng stepped forward and said.

"My lord is afraid of the cold, so keep warm." Fengtian saw that this had become a fact of life, and it was not in his nature to complain about others, so he thought that maybe in the west, there would be no trivial matters in the mansion, I can still sleep in. As for the prince, he is naturally bothered by the war, and he is too busy to deal with himself.Once he figured it out, Fengtian started to divide his work again, and dragged Huiming back to the house to pack the winter clothes he had brought.

Liu Cheng looked at Fengtian's back and shook his head, this princess is too unreliable.

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Opening remarks: From now on, we will officially be a light-hearted drama. If there is anything that is not funny or light-hearted, everyone will bear with it!In the end, don't put it in the little white text for me!Then, starting today, I will start serializing cold jokes from here. If it’s not funny or I’ve seen it, I’ll also take care of it (putting fists together) to the judge. Don’t miss it when you pass by. Maybe someday I will be approved as a small white article. Already~~

【Ichiban】

【Master, do you know who I'm thinking about? 】

[The female benefactor yesterday. 】

【how do you know. 】

[I'm thinking too. 】

【Then how can you sleep? 】

【That's the great abbot's daughter, it's useless to think about it. 】

10

10. The officiant visits...

"Princess, the officiant is here." Jin Chuan knocked on the door lightly and said in a low voice outside the door.

Huiming pushed open the door, poked out a big head, saw Feng Shunhua behind Jin Chuan, and quickly opened the door in surprise: "Big...Master Priest." Thinking that it was not Fengfu, he quickly put the words on his lips Turned a corner.After a blessing, he invited Feng Shunhua in sideways.

Feng Shunhua looked at the clothes hanging on the screen and frowned slightly: "Where is your second master?" Seeing that there was no one else in the room, Feng Shunhua still followed the previous name, although his younger brother was married, the person involved because of Some interests don't mind, but Feng Shunhua is still a little bit awkward. Although Fengtian joked before, Feng Shunhua still has this subtle insistence when there are no outsiders.

"Second Master...he..." Huiming looked outside at the sun that had already risen for three poles, scratched his head, "Second Master, he is still asleep..."

"Didn't I tell you to watch him a little bit? How come it's been more than a month since I've been here, and this problem hasn't changed?" Feng Shunhua frowned and walked behind the screen.

Huiming walked behind aggrieved, uncle, don't you understand your brother?That's not a fault, it's nature!

"Princess Jing! I'm drying my ass! Still sleeping!" Feng Shunhua looked coldly at Fengtian, who was still wrapped in a silk quilt and was enjoying himself while sleeping. Shaking, who knows that Fengtian under the quilt is naked and has nothing on.Moreover, the bed looked a little messy, and Feng Shunhua's face was blushing due to the lingering aura of sex.When he saw Fengtian who was still sleeping soundly just now, he forgot that he was not in Fengfu. For a while, his hands were faster than his brain, and he just lifted the quilt just like before. Unexpectedly, he turned red in the end .

It's mid-June, and it's hot now. Fengtian, who was tossed by Chong Ningyuan for a long time last night, was finally hugged by Chong Ningyuan, who also felt that his body was sticky, and was picked up behind Jingyuan Pavilion. In the bathroom, Fengtian is happy and at ease, without any embarrassment.Finally fell asleep, and was carried back by Chong Ningyuan who was in a good mood.

Originally, he slept with his clothes on, but after sleeping, Fengtian felt extremely hot, especially when he was hugged by a heat-dissipating bra, so Fengtian simply took off his clothes and went to sleep.Chong Ningyuan, who got up in the morning, saw the person lying in his arms like a white chicken, and was slightly taken aback. Finally, he pulled the quilt helplessly and covered him up.

Being teased by Feng Shunhua like this, Fengtian woke up a little bit.I was also thinking about the recent things that I was preparing to go to the west, so Steward Liu never came to bother me. Fengtian, who thought he could finally sleep in, opened his eyes and wanted to see who was so bold and dared to expose his own. The quilt, it doesn't matter at first glance, it turned out to be the eldest brother I haven't seen for a long time, standing by the bed with a flushed face, staring at me without embarrassment.

"Why don't you wear clothes when you sleep?" Feng Shunhua said angrily.

"Why do you need to wear clothes to sleep?" Fengtian asked innocently.

"..." Feng Shunhua was helpless. Fengtian was used to being free and unrestrained at home. No one can cure him except his father.But my father listened to my father, and my father doted on Fengtian who was very similar to his own temperament, so in the end everyone followed him and was free.

But I didn't expect that the emperor would bestow a marriage. This would be a worry for the whole family. Moreover, the two people's horoscopes are a perfect match for a hundred generations. Now there is no reason to refuse.Before Fengtian married into the palace, I specially told him to pay attention to his words and deeds, lest he offend that smiling Prince Jing with his ignorant convulsions.But now Feng Shunhua can't go into details, after all, after the door is closed, it is the husband and wife's business, Feng Shunhua's fair face turned red again.

Fengtian didn't wrap around the quilt, and directly stretched out his hand to pinch Feng Shunhua's face: "Hey, our priest who gave birth to a baby still blush..."

Feng Shun knocked off the big paw angrily: "Can't you be more serious?"

"Where am I not serious?" Fengtian pursed his lips, and blinked those big watery eyes that were very similar to Fengliquan.

Feng Shunhua stroked his forehead weakly, no wonder he said that the child belonged to Fengtian, no one would object, even that person suspected that the circle was born between himself and Fengtian, mainly this uncle and nephew (nephew? ) The length between them is too similar.Fortunately, Fengtian usually keeps his eyes half open because he can't wake up and looks lazy.Otherwise, if the child said that he was not from Fengtian, no one would believe him.

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this." After talking about it, you can't tell what is serious and what is not. Feng Shunhua sighed deeply, sat on the side of the bed, and looked at it without any surprise. When Fengtian was still naked, he sat on the bed and looked at himself.Feng Shunhua reluctantly took the obscene clothes aside, and personally took care of his younger brother who had been an uncle since he was a child.Fortunately, Quanquan doesn't follow him, Feng Shunhua thought somewhat comfortingly.

"Aren't you here today just to dress me?" Feng Tian happily let Feng Shunhua take care of him, and looked down at his elder brother who was helping him tie his clothes.

"You should be poor, and the prince will divorce you one day." Fengtian shrugged disapprovingly, Feng Shunhua frowned slightly when he saw Fengtian's appearance, "I tell you, don't come up with any bad ideas!"

Fengtian blinked and blinked those big eyes again, looking very cute: "What's wrong with me?"

Feng Shunhua looked at Fengtian playing tricks, pursed his lips and scolded with a smile: "What can I do with you? The whole Daliquan."

"Ah! By the way, how is the little fat man? I miss him..." Feng Tian raised his eyebrows and looked at Feng Shunhua ambiguously, and shouldered Feng Shunhua's.

Looking at Fengtian's appearance, Feng Shunhua murmured, "What...what's the matter, isn't it just like that..." His tone obviously lacked confidence.

"Tch." Fengtian looked at Feng Shunhua in disbelief.

"Did you know something?" Seeing Fengtian's expression, Feng Shunhua squinted his eyes and asked.

"I should, know what...?" Fengtian scratched his face and asked back.

"Just pretend..." Feng Shunhua had no choice but to deal with this large Fengli Spring.

"Puchi." Fengtian couldn't help but burst out laughing, and didn't continue to dwell on the problem. He took a small bottle of mutton fat jade and poured out a pill, took a sip of warm water to swallow the medicine, and opened again. Topic, "Brother, what's the matter with you?"

Seeing that Fengtian was taking the medicine, Feng Shunhua was hesitant to speak, but he recalled his own purpose, so he suppressed the question and turned to the truth: "I heard that the emperor made an order for Prince Jing to follow suit. The army of the Western Expedition went to the northwest border together, and they even specially allowed you to go with them. I thought I might not see you for a year or so, so I came to see you and give you some tips by the way." Feng Shun After Hua finished speaking, he took out a white porcelain flat bottle the size of a fist from his arms, and stuffed it into Fengtian's arms.

"Thank you." Fengtian took out the small suet bottle from under the pillow again, poured the brown pills in the white porcelain bottle into it, and let Huiming put away the rest.

Feng Shunhua looked around again: "Where's Nitian Grass?"

"That thing glows at night, I'm afraid others will find out, so I asked Datou to keep it." Fengtian asked Huiming to get himself a set of cool summer shirts to change into.He is not only afraid of the cold, but also heat intolerant, lazy and has many things to do.

"Well, be careful. If that thing is discovered by someone else, it will give you an excuse. It's hard for you to explain." Feng Shunhua entrusted with some worries.

"What can there be?" Fengtian smiled nonchalantly.

"You, you have such a temper." Feng Shunhua remembered that he hadn't seen this pistachio younger brother who had a temper for a long time, and he felt a little bit reluctant, "Take care of yourself over there, don't get into trouble. Now that your status is not ordinary, you need to be more accurate in doing things."

"Yeah, you are more willing to take care of me than my father. I have to find someone to take care of me in the future. Only then can I get rid of you completely." After Huiming, Fengtian once again wanted to marry someone else.But he didn't notice that Feng Shunhua's face was a bit embarrassed.

On the other side, in the study room, Chong Ningyuan raised his head from a pile of paperwork. He is going to go out with the army soon, so there are some things to do with the collection of soldiers, and the ancestor worship when he is about to go out. It was all prepared by him.He went out under the name of General Zuo, firstly to inspire the army, secondly, Chong Ningyuan smiled, closed the memorial in his hand, remembered Chong Suyang's face at that time, and smiled in his heart, he Chong Ningyuan wanted it Things that have not been able to run yet.

Smiling again, he pointed at Helian and pointed to the seat opposite him.

"It's really time for you to come today, but the chief priest is here too." Chong Ningyuan always thought that Mr. Chonghua was interested in the chief priest, but he didn't know what happened recently. It's more like a joke.

He Lianzhong over there actually coughed lightly, made his tone normal, and joked like usual: "Why do you look like you're jealous?"

Chong Ningyuan was not angry, and pointed to the seat opposite him: "Sit down, come to my humble house today, don't you just miss me..."

"It's natural to miss you." He Lianzhong was not polite, sat down and picked up a cup of tea just made in front of Chong Ningyuan, "The main thing is to see you, aren't you going to the front line in two days? ?”

"Well, since I got married, it has not been peaceful there. This season coincides with the season when Wei Yiguo's grass is full of horses and manure. The newly enthroned Emperor Ye is not a fuel-efficient lamp. His people have repeatedly violated the border of our Yu Kingdom. Disturbing my people, this battle is inevitable."

"It's just that you sent troops with Old General Zuo this time, but the Minister of the Ministry of War who is in charge of food and grass is Taishan who is heavy on Suyang. This..." He Lianzhong asked with some concern.

Chong Ningyuan smiled indifferently: "The Minister of the Ministry of War is still a ghost. When Empress Xiaoxian was still alive, he tried his best to make his six-year-old daughter and nine-year-old Chong Suyang I made an engagement, but I didn't expect that after giving birth to Princess Changrui, Empress Xiaoxian couldn't afford to be ill, and finally let go. This wishful thinking was broken. Now, the father and emperor have not established a crown prince. Between me and Chong Suyang, He will not offend anyone."

He Lianzhong has been subconsciously avoiding those court struggles, but he knows about Empress Xiaoxian. This person is the daughter of Liao Yuan, the only Wang with a different surname in the Yu Kingdom. He has a benevolent and generous heart, but he was only granted the title of marquis and sealed a piece of land for fear of being overwhelmed by his achievements.But later people gradually accumulated a certain amount of troops, and it was considered appeasement in order to suppress it. That's why Emperor Yuanyou married the daughter of Liao Yuan. Taking another look at Chong Ning Yuan, he found that the man was still the same.Sighing deeply, Helian sighed heavily, does the royal family really have no real feelings at all?

The two chatted for a few more words, and Zhong Ningyuan noticed that He Lianzhong was a little absent-minded, "What's the matter with you? It's hard to come to see me, why can't you sit still? I have already ordered the servants to prepare the ones you like. The dishes are ready, let's stay for dinner later."

Chong Ningyuan got up and pulled He Lianzhong: "Don't think so much, it's not the first time I've been on the battlefield, let's go, go to the dining room, and meet the priest by the way." Chong Ningyuan thought He Lianzhong was doing it for his own safety Worried, he deliberately changed the topic, and asked the maid who had been accompanying outside to call another pair of brothers.

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First of all, I wish you a happy birthday~=3=

[Serialized Super Cute Little Monk Part [-]]

【Master, I must have been in the temple for a while, I'm afraid I won't be able to control myself. 】

【Do you still miss her? 】

【Um. 】

[Then don't control it, and pass on a set of Ecstasy Sutras to your teacher. 】

[Why don't you use it? 】

[This sutra is recited once in a lifetime, once recited and predestined, I already have your wife. 】

[Damn, then I'll wait and see if there is a more suitable one. 】

[Fuck, it's useless, you'll get tired of it. 】

11

11. Two pairs of brothers...

Jin Chuan and Yinzi entered the master bedroom of Jingyuan Pavilion, and blessed the two who were still chatting: "My lord said, Mr. Chonghua and the chief priest are coming together today, and a special banquet is prepared for the slaves to invite the chief priest. Go with the princess."

"Well, let's go there now." Feng Shunhua regained his cool look, and nodded slightly to the two of them.

Fengtian, who was slumped on the side of the table like ooze, fanned with a bamboo bone splash ink landscape fan once and for all, seeing Jin Chuan and Yinzi retreating.Turning his head to Feng Shunhua, he said in a slow voice: "Mr. Chonghua, what a coincidence that he came here? Huh?" The last sound, plus the dimple at the corner of the mouth, raised one eyebrow, full of dandyism .

Feng Shunhua shook his head helplessly, took the fan and knocked it on Fengtian's head: "Let's go."

Feng Tian stretched his waist, followed Feng Shunhua, walked through the exquisitely carved corridor and a large garden, and the two came to the dining room of the main courtyard.

"Prince Jing." Feng Shunhua gave a salute to Chong Ningyuan, who was on the throne, and then nodded slightly to He Lianzhong, who was hesitant to speak, "Palace Master Helian." OK.

"Uh, hello, Master Priest." He Lian returned the salute with a dry smile, and saw Fengtian at the side, and realized that he hadn't greeted the concubine first, and quickly blessed the yawning concubine Jing behind him, "Princess Jing."

Feng Tian waved his hand indifferently: "We are all acquaintances, so what are you doing seeing outsiders?" After speaking, he was about to drag Feng Shunhua to the dining table, but was blocked by He Lianzhong sideways.Fengtian didn't say anything, he patted his stomach, which had been singing empty city tricks for a long time, and walked towards the table: "Yo, is it the first day or the fifteenth day of the lunar new year?"

"It's eleven today." Chong Ningyuan said, "Why do you ask this?"

"It's so bland, I thought it was to worship the gods and ancestors." Fengtian pouted and looked at the light and delicate dishes on the table.

Feng Shunhua, who was originally arranged to sit beside Fengtian, but was separated by He Lianzhong whether it was intentional or unintentional, paused when he was about to sit down, and frowned slightly.

"I eat a lot of meat in summer, and it's easy to get angry. These are not only vegetarian dishes, but light and refreshing." Chong Ningyuan didn't seem to have heard Fengtian's eye-catching words, and gave Fengtian a lotus leaf steamed fish with a chopstick, " Try this." He gestured to another surprised person, and the person who looked at him meaningfully was not polite.

Fengtian looked at the fish on the rice with disgust: "...has thorns."

Standing behind Fengtian, Huiming, who was rarely at leisure, wanted to cover his ears and pretend that he didn't hear.

Chong Ningyuan's hand holding the food paused. If you look carefully, you can find that the nails of Chong Ningyuan's right thumb and index finger holding the chopsticks are a little white due to the force.Chong Ningyuan, as one of the most beloved princes of Emperor Yuanyou, had served others food for the first time, but the people who were served didn't know how to dislike him. It is estimated that in the entire Yu Kingdom, there is no one other than Fengtian.

The atmosphere at the dinner table suddenly became a little stiff, Fengtian didn't seem to notice it, he was still looking at the fish in the bowl with puffed cheeks, Feng Shunhua frowned even more tightly, and clenched his fists around his mouth, "cough cough." Fengtian's foot kicked hard.

"Hmm..." He Lianzhong, who was kicked hard by someone who was eating vegetables, almost sprayed out the food in his mouth. He looked at Feng Shunhua who was sitting on the side.Only then did Feng Shunhua realize that he had kicked the wrong person, his ears were red, and he had put all his strength into that kick.Feng Tian and Cong Chong Ningyuan, who didn't know what happened, also looked at He Lianzhong. He gave Fengtian a hard look.Fengtian blinked innocently, then obediently picked up the chopsticks and ate the fish in the bowl with his mouth pursed.

After this little episode, the stalemate caused by Fengtian just now became a little easier.It's just that it's become more subtle.He Lianzhong gave Feng Shunhua a dish, the corners of Feng Shunhua's mouth twitched slightly, and he nodded his thanks.As soon as Chong Ningyuan gave Helian Chongsheng the soup, Fengtian just stretched out his hand, and took it directly.This time, he didn't dislike it. He squinted his eyes and tasted the light and nourishing Chuanbei stewed snow clam.Seeing that Chong Ningyuan was stunned for a moment, Fengtian mumbled: "Well, not bad. Try it..." After finishing speaking, he took his own spoon and filled a tablespoon diligently, and brought it to Chong Ningyuan's mouth.

Chong Ningyuan frowned and looked down at the spoon beside his mouth that was still moving forward. He didn't want to drink it at first, but seeing that Fengtian had no intention of shrinking back, he opened his lips, but just as he was about to drink, Fengtian said Lifting the spoon, the poor Prince Jing was almost choked by half a spoonful of Chuanbei stewed snow clams poured into his nose.

"Cough, cough, cough..." Chong Ningyuan took the cloth towel handed over by Jin Chuan, covered his mouth and turned his face, coughing.Fengtian curled his lips, and kindly patted Chong Ningyuan on the back: "Tsk, how old you are, you can still choke on soup."

Feng Shunhua wished he could bury his face in the rice in front of him, did his younger brother try to show the love between husband and wife?On the other hand, He Lianzhong looked at the embarrassment of Prince Jing, coughed a few times to suppress his smile, and then poked Feng Shunhua on the side, signaling that he also watched the interaction between the two.Feng Shunhua was made even more embarrassed, squinting at someone who put his hand on his waist, He Lian regained his hand and touched his nose.

On the other side, Chong Ningyuan quickly reached out to stop the "kind" Fengtian. Chong Ningyuan nodded apologetically to the other two for his discordant behavior. .

Chong Ningyuan coughed a few times in his throat, and continued to eat, but he didn't know