Reborn Harley is a dog

Soaked in the cool liquid, Harley felt smooth and indescribably comfortable.While intoxicated, he suddenly thought that he had been reincarnated as a human, and this must be the amniotic fluid in his mother's stomach.

Gently lifting one corner of his lips, Harley always knew that he was not an ordinary dog, no, he was a human now.He is not an ordinary person, he even knows the amniotic fluid.

"Idiot! Why are you smirking!" There was a sudden violent shock on his stomach, kicking and kicking, Harley wanted to pee.Harley opened his eyes, bared his teeth suddenly, and let out a low growl of "gurgling" in his throat.

A squirrel is standing on his belly with his hips crossed!

"Trash! Why are you barking!" said the squirrel, pawing at Harley's forehead, and then folded his arms and rolled his eyes: "You are human now, don't keep putting on a dog face with me! If you dare to mess with a dog, I will slap you to death!" The squirrel raised a paw high and bared its teeth fiercely.

Harley swallowed, holding his breath hard in his chest.If you can't bear it, you can make big plans. It's really unwise to have the same knowledge as a squirrel, especially a talking squirrel.He has to know how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, and save his energy to fight the real enemy.

The squirrel narrowed its eyes and looked at Harley, and sighed: "Go ashore first!" As it said, it jumped off Harley's belly, one paw wrapped around Harley's neck, and the other paw writhed like a propeller in the water. ah.

Although it was already dark, there were still a few sporadic pedestrians passing by this remote river.At the beginning, people just saw a bunch of white things floating on the river, and they looked closely at it curiously, and they were shocked.

Ya is a baby!

People panicked and ran down the embankment, and after a closer look, they were boiling.

A squirrel is dragging her to swim!

In addition to screaming, there were a few people who hurriedly took out their mobile phones and "swished" to take pictures from left to right, but the black lights were just so dazed, and look, there was not even a squirrel hair on the river.Quickly flipped through the photo album on the phone and looked at each other.

Each sheet is full of exposure.

It's evil.

Harley and Squirrel sat in a dark alley, gasping for breath together.The squirrel turned its head, and then gave Harley a paw: "Why are you tired!"

Harley fell to the ground with a "grunt", waving his little fleshy arms and little fleshy legs for a long time, but he didn't turn over.The squirrel looked at it, curled its lips, jumped up and stood in front of him, closed its eyes, then opened them suddenly, solemn and unusual, waving its two paws and began to jump up and down, still muttering.

Goo-chi-goo-chi

Harley squinted his eyes, and before he could move the corners of his lips, he clenched his back molars and began to roll on the ground.The arms and legs seemed to be broken by someone, and the noodles were getting longer and longer.

The heart-piercing pain gradually dissipated, and Harley collapsed on the ground, panting.The squirrel closed its eyes weakly, sat on the ground, panted for a while before opening its eyes again, swept Harley up and down, and suddenly grinned wearily: "Oh! Not bad!"

Harley barely stood up, looked left and right, and approached a puddle in front of him.He narrowed his eyes slightly, then tightly covered his mouth with one hand, and shook his head fiercely.

Is that handsome boy really him?

This growth rate is simply too gratifying, the steamed buns are not so blown up.

The squirrel looked at the suppressed Harley who was trembling all over, and spread his paws awkwardly: "Don't be surprised, your age is converted to human beings, and you are already 19 years old."

Speaking of which, it took out a package from the corner of the alley and dragged it to Harley, and then grabbed Harley's weak masculine symbol piled between his legs with its paws: "Comfortably dressed! It's indecent!"

Harley sat cross-legged on the ground, took out the clothes from the package, and fiddled with them around his neck.The squirrel sighed, and slammed his paw on his head again.Harley raised his eyebrows and looked at the squirrel. The squirrel pursed his lips and sat down next to Harley resentfully, watching him slowly put his head into his collar: "Eh? How are you going to take revenge?"

Harley remained silent, stretched out his head unhurriedly, put on his sleeves, took out a pair of underwear from his bag, looked at the brand on it, nodded in satisfaction, and then said: "I'm a human being now. Right?"

The squirrel nodded suspiciously, and curled its lips in dissatisfaction: "What is good or bad? It took me a long time to find such a decent skin for you..."

Stopped abruptly.

The squirrel looked at Harley looking at him, shrank his neck, and spread his hands to signal Harley to continue.Harley stood up, lifted his trousers and buttoned them up, let out a long breath, turned his head to look at the squirrel and smiled: "Tell me, if he hurts me now, it won't be so easy to finish!"

The squirrel frowned in confusion, and then its fur all over its body exploded. It jumped up and shook its paws and pointed at Harley: "You, you, what do you mean!"

"I think you already know." Harley approached the squirrel, watched it narrow its eyes and chuckled slightly, then raised an eyebrow slightly, pursed its lips: "I'll let him taste what it's like to be in prison! "

"There's something wrong with you!" The squirrel jumped up and pointed at Harley angrily: "You have worked so hard to become a human just to die back!"

"That's different." Harley said, straightening his waist and straightening his collar: "If I die again this time, he will have to pay for my life no matter what!"

The squirrel slapped itself on the forehead fiercely: "Who taught you this!" Harley picked up the squirrel and threw it on his shoulder: "I don't need anyone to teach me, I understand the little things about humans. "

The squirrel lay on Harley's shoulder, danced and danced, and finally grabbed the hair on its head fiercely, trembling with anger.Harley looked sideways, and suddenly laughed softly: "Who the hell are you?"

The squirrel was taken aback for a moment, then got up and sat down cross-legged: "How do you say that?"

"I don't remember things like squirrels speaking human language." Seeing the surprised expression of squirrels, Harley's smile became brighter.The hostess of his family used to watch him running after a plastic ball with the same expression, with a slight sense of humor.

The squirrel thought to himself that he couldn't underestimate this dog with only a pedigree: "Actually, we have seen it before." As he spoke, he stretched out his two paws and gestured: "I am the ghost servant next to the king of hell, the one who is close to me .”

As soon as the words fell, those two huge front teeth crashed into Harley's mind instantly.His shoulders shrugged slightly, and before the squirrel noticed, Harley quickly stopped laughing: "Then what should I call you!"

Only then did Squirrel realize that he had just been laughed at, his eyeballs rolled around, and he thought about it: "My surname is Jin, and my name is Papa. You can just call me Papa from now on."

"Dad?" Harley turned his head and frowned at the squirrel. The squirrel swallowed, took a few deep breaths calmly, and nodded sincerely: "This is my name. I pretended to be like this for the sake of Help me, I’m easy!” As he spoke, the squirrel smeared some saliva on the corners of his eyes, pretending to be bitter tears.

"We will be friends from now on, and friends have to call each other by their first names, so that they seem close. So, I call you Harley, so of course you will call me Dad!" Squirrel patted Harley's face familiarly. Shoulder, turned his head and raised his eyebrows with a smirk.

"Who are you fooling!" Harley turned his head and hummed softly.The squirrel's paws froze in the air, and cold sweat trickled down its forehead.

This dog is really not an ordinary dog, it was actually exposed.Squirrel began to regret, thinking about how to save the country with curves. If he really took action, he would definitely not be his opponent now, and he would die instantly.

"You have a surname like a squirrel!" Harley said, snorting through his nose: "This name is ugly enough, whoever chose it, you have no objection."

The corner of the squirrel's lips twitched slightly, its two fists clenched tightly, and then it gave itself two paws.How could I have been blinded by the illusion just now after so many years of experience, how could I believe that this dog has a brain?

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"Did you see it? It's him! The one in beige! Yan Han! He hit you!" The squirrel clung to Harley's neck, pointing its paw at a dark corner in the distance.

There was a lot of noise in the bar, some of them were joking together, some of them hid in the dark and flirted with each other, only Yan Han sat quietly in a corner, looking out of place.

"Listen to me, striking up a conversation is a technical job!" Squirrel said while rubbing Harley's shoulders and back to relax. "I understand!" Harley said as he reached out to grab the wine glass on the table. The squirrel screamed and rushed over, but it was a step too late. Seeing half a glass of vodka poured into Harley's stomach, he beat the table with hatred.

Harley stuck out his tongue, what kind of taste do humans have, dog food is delicious, especially chicken flavor.Coughing slightly, Harley shook his hands and threw the squirrel onto his shoulder: "Go, let's go!"

The value of a person may only be reflected when he is chosen.

Thinking of this, Yan Han raised his neck and poured another glass of wine into his mouth, but he could not help but smile with contempt and helplessness.A child and a woman who can bear children, the choice is obvious and understandable, but...

Yan Han shook his head lightly, and took a hard sip of his wine.The cold bitterness of the tequila hit his mouth in an instant, making Yan Han cough slightly.

Really cruel and merciless, Yan Han squinted his eyes and rubbed the thin tears coughed up from the corners of his eyes, thinking that he would end his life like this.

No, there are two.

Thinking of this, Yan Han quickly took out his phone and looked at it.He obviously left the woman's business card, but there was no strange number in the missed call.

Putting the phone in his pocket, Yan Han snorted and waved to get ready to pay.

The little waiter respectfully delivered the bill, and suddenly raised his head to meet Yan Han's eyes, blushing instantly.Those girls who usually circled Yan Han like blowflies began to move around, obviously still worried about the previous low pressure, but they couldn't resist the temptation of that wicked smile.

Yan Han stood up and rubbed his sore shoulders, turned around and smiled at the men who were eager to try, squinting their peach blossom eyes, but suddenly saw a figure coming straight towards him, twisting his waist for a long time.

The man walked over with the same hands and feet.

"How can you turn around!" The squirrel hopped on Harley's shoulder, and Harley pursed his lips, annoyed and made a wrong step.The squirrel frowned and looked at him, suddenly thought of something, slapped his forehead violently, and closed his eyes in pain: "How could I have forgotten this!"

Ya turned out to be walking on four legs.

Yan Han watched the man walk past him, paused, then fell back on the same hands and feet, then tried to hit his arm with his stiff shoulders, and finally raised his head to look at him, his eyes were not only not gentle , and very, uh, vicious: "I'm sorry I bumped into you!"

The squirrel wanted to vomit blood.Just now he was clearly pointed out to be beige, but he still walked towards the person in navy blue clothes behind Yan Han.

Harley turned a deaf ear to the squirrel.Even if he was killed, he couldn't admit it. For him who only had black and white vision, even though he can see colors now, he still doesn't know which color is called beige.

Yan Han was taken aback for a moment, then swept Harley, narrowed his eyes playfully, and leaned closer to his ear: "I don't plan to do your business today!"

A boy with a good face wearing a translucent black tight-fitting shirt and tight leather pants uses such clumsy skills to strike up a conversation with you in a gay bar, anyone would think the same as Yan Han.

Ya is definitely a sell out.

The squirrel sneaked up behind Harley's neck, stretched out its head to look at Yan Han and then at Harley.I saw that Harley was neither angry nor annoyed, and gently climbed Yan Han's shoulder with one hand.

Forced to suppress his rapid heartbeat, Harley gently approached Yan Han, imitating the protagonist on TV, and blowing into Yan Han's ear: "I'm not the same as them."

"Oh?" Yan Han gently raised one corner of his lips, his face couldn't hide the contempt.He subconsciously rubbed his ears, stretched out a hand to slightly block the boy, raised his eyes, but suddenly froze in place.

How could those bright eyes be so radiant, so clean and innocent that they could see through his soul.

Taking advantage of the moment when Yan Han was in a daze, Harley suddenly wrapped his hands around his neck, and pressed his lips firmly against it.Yan Han grabbed his arms and wanted to push him away, but was irritated by that clumsy kissing technique and bit his lips instead.

It's like a wrestling.Harley's mastery ability seems to be different from ordinary people, he quickly grasped the essentials, and wanted to regain the initiative.Yan Han suppressed him tightly, not letting him take the upper hand for a moment.

The inexplicably stubborn Yan Han seems to have forgotten that he has never kissed a stranger's lips.

There was gradually commotion around, followed by sporadic applause mixed with loud whistles one after another.The squirrel quickly jumped to the ground, followed the excited crowd and looked up at the two people who were glued to each other. It tightly blocked its eyes with its two paws, and couldn't help leaving a gap.

"Tell me, what's different about you?" Yan Han pinched the back of Harley's neck and pulled him away, breathing softly into his ear.Harley was out of breath, and tightly grabbed Yan Han's sleeves with both hands: "I have a blood certificate!"

Yan Han suddenly raised his head, looked at the young man's confident face, and suddenly chuckled: "Yes, then I want to see what's different about you."

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The author has something to say: a long sigh~~~