loyal dog becomes cat

Firecrackers bid farewell to the old year, and plum blossoms welcome the new year.

This is Ma Ke's first Spring Festival after crossing. Although the conditions are a bit difficult, it is the most lively one.

His mother died young, and his father remarried. In the past, Ma Ke just had a New Year’s Eve dinner with his stepmother and the others at a restaurant, and then went back to his own residence, playing games, or drinking with Liu Xiaodong and his buddies. Relatives watch the year.

Ma Ke is superb in cooking. He was the chef for the New Year's Eve dinner. He cooked four hot dishes and made a big pot of dumplings. The cat Liu Xiaodong salivated and circled around Ma Ke.

Usually life is tight, and New Year's Eve must be extravagant, so Mrs. Ma warmed a jar of rice wine on the stove, and the aroma of the wine was overflowing, full of the flavor of the New Year.

The New Year's Eve dinner was very sweet for the family, and after the meal, the mess was cleaned up, and everyone sat in Mrs. Ma's room to watch the new year.

In ancient times, there was no TV and no Internet, and it was boring to stare at each other. Ma Ke was ill in bed for a while, and he carved a mahjong with wood, so he taught everyone how to play mahjong tonight.

To play mahjong, you have to bet on the lottery, and you have no money, so Ma Ke counted fifty sunflower seeds as chips, and one sunflower seed counts as a lot.

Liu Xiaodong had big eyes and a small belly, so he couldn't pay attention to eating too much. He stuck his belly on Ma Ke's lap and asked the owner to rub his stomach. Ma Ke had to play mahjong while serving the cat. Small, the reaction is relatively slow, and it does not delay him from winning the sunflower seeds.

After a while, the sunflower seeds in front of Ma Ke piled up more and more. He drank rice wine while eating melon seeds, and he drank too much without knowing it. His face was burned to his ears, and even his neck was red. After finally getting through the time, Already dizzy and yawning.

Mrs. Ma took Nanny Wu to pick up the Kitchen God. Ma Ke carried a bag of mahjong and went back to bed. The kitten Liu Xiaodong followed him into the door, rubbed his paws on the small cotton pad, and jumped onto the bed.

The rice wine had a strong aftertaste, and Ma Ke felt his heart beating violently while lying on the pillow. He couldn't help but secretly despise Ma Ke's fragile body. He used to be a legendary figure who never got drunk. They dragged him to a social event, promised to kill him, turned over a table by himself, and took several red envelopes from Liu Xiaodong's company for this.

Now that martial arts are completely abolished, after drinking less than half a catty of rice wine, I feel like I am going to have a myocardial infarction, Liu Xiaodong, you can only invite someone else... Ma Ke thought in a daze, and when he thought of Liu Xiaodong, he couldn't help feeling agitated, sat up and picked up his hands. The kitten next to him got up, shook the soft skin on the back of his neck, and said, "Liu Xiaodong, where the hell have you been? Look, even the cat followed me. Why are you not as good as a cat?"

The kitten was dizzy from being shaken back and forth by him, and "meow meow" screamed twice, as if complaining that he had no alcohol.

When Ma Ke got drunk, he held it up and shook it, and said with his tongue out, "No, you're not a cat, you can transform into a human. The one in the kitchen last time was you, right?"

The kitten's mustache twitched, the corners of its mouth twitched, and it stopped "meowing", and could only look at him helplessly.

"If you don't speak, you admit it." Ma Ke nodded Liu Xiaodong's small forehead, with an emperor's tone, "Okay, I agree, after the eighth day of the lunar new year, you will become a human being and work at night, uh... ..." hiccupped, and then said earnestly, "Xiaodong... Brother is pointing at you to get rich and marry a wife."

It was "Zhen" for a while, and "Brother" for a while. The kitten rolled its eyes and expressed that it was very speechless. There was a slight snoring sound.

Hearing that Ma Ke had fallen asleep, the kitten pushed the quilt away with the tip of its nose, and lay down on his shoulder, staring blankly at the moonlight outside the window, with a sad expression on its face, and let out a "meow" for a long time, and then, its dark pupils A little bit from shuttle to ellipse.

In the past few days of the Chinese New Year, Ma Ke always felt that something was wrong. He went to bed early at night, but always got up late in the morning.

What's even more outrageous is that at night, I often have the feeling of being pressed by a ghost, like being pressed on my body, and my chest is very tight, but it's not uncomfortable. I just have sexual dreams as soon as I am pressed. The second time was Liu Xiaodong.

Ma Ke felt that something was wrong with him psychologically. Since he was confessed by Liu Xiaodong last time, his sexual orientation has obviously changed. If the self-diagnosis is correct, he has changed from 100% heterosexual to BI...

After all, Ma Ke is a student of psychology. After discovering this problem, he was still calm. After comforting himself, he went to set off two firecrackers outside the gate, and while setting them off, he thought: "Go to bad luck, go to bad luck, I'm not a transvestite Not a transvestite, I like women being women..."

On the sixth day of the sixth day, Mrs. Ma finally finished the skirt skirt that Ma Ke made for Ma Ke. He had to wear it, so Ma Ke had to go back to his room to change it. And mosquitoes?"

"Mosquito?" Marco was surprised.

"Ah, look, you have been bitten here, and there are red marks." Hua Jian tapped near his collarbone and neck.

"Really?" Ma Ke couldn't see it himself. He touched it but couldn't feel the pimple. He wondered, "No way, where did the mosquitoes come from in the first month, and I don't feel itchy."

"Could it be lice?" Huajian looked closer, "Are there any other places?"

"I didn't pay attention." Ma Ke opened his clothes and looked, "Oh...there is also a chest..."

"It's probably caused by the kitten's lice." Huajian concluded, "Liu Xiaodong hasn't bathed since the beginning of winter, so he must give him a good bath today, and he'll be fine if he gets lice!"

At noon that day, Liu Xiaodong suffered a seedling. When the flower was boiling water, it was still ignorant, and when it was caught and thrown into the basin, it exploded. He grabbed the edge of the basin tightly with his four paws and didn't let go, until he overturned the wooden basin in the end, and even splashed water all over Huajian.

Huajian got angry at being provoked by it, and got angry and ordered Ma Ke to grab its hands and feet, and without a word, pressed it into the water, put soap locusts on it, and began to scrub desperately.

At first Liu Xiaodong screamed fiercely, but after a few minutes he finally gave in, standing in the basin in the shape of a zombie, with a bitter expression on his face.

Ma Ke's heart softened after being called by it, and he wiped it clean with a dry cloth immediately after washing, and held it in front of the stove to roast.

Liu Xiaodong lay on Ma Ke's lap and whimpered, Hua Jian took a comb to comb her hair after packing up, but it still remembered the grudge, turned its head and pawed at random to keep her away, finally Hua Jian got annoyed and said: "As an aunt, would you like to give you a bath? Didn't you see my brother was bitten by the lice on your body? It doesn't matter if you don't like to be clean, he was bitten with red marks all over his body!"

Liu Xiaodong became honest when he heard this, and looked back secretly at Ma Ke, and saw that there were two strawberry marks on the side of his neck, and immediately twitched the corners of his mouth, and obediently lay on his lap, with a very guilty expression on his face. Seeing that the hair was frizzy and combed several strands of its hair, it did not protest.

Taking a bath really helped, and Ma Ke slept well in the next two days, and he was not crushed by ghosts again.

In a blink of an eye, it was already the ninth day of the first lunar month, the birthday of the Jade Emperor, which was considered a big day for ordinary people. The night before, Mrs. Ma had prepared yellow paper for joss sticks, and planned to go to the Shangqing Temple in Wangzhuang to worship the gods early in the morning.

When Mrs. Ma went out, Nanny Wu would naturally follow. Huajian wanted to go out to have fun after staying at home for so many days, so Ma Ke asked her to go out to relax. In the end, all three members of the family went, and Ma was left alone. Branch alone guards the house.

It’s already spring and the sun is good. Ma Ke moved a chair and sat in the yard, basking in the sun with his head up. 14 years old is the time when a boy grows up. More exposure to the sun will help him absorb calcium and let him get rid of calcium as soon as possible. The pathetic height of less than 150 cm.

The wind was beautiful and the sun was shining, and Mako became more and more comfortable in the sun. Gradually, sleepiness hit him, so he lay there on his side and took a nap.

Just when his consciousness was a little fuzzy, he suddenly heard Liu Xiaodong yelling "meow". For some reason, the yell was full of vigilance and warning.

When Ma Ke opened his eyes, why the sunlight in front of him was mostly covered by a black shadow. After blinking, he saw clearly that there was a person standing in front of him, because the other person was too big to cover the sunlight, which delayed his recovery. calcium.

"The sun is pretty good today." The man said with a smile, "But it is windy in the first month, so you better be careful, girl, so you don't catch a cold."

Ma Ke was shocked when he heard his voice, it was actually Deng Youcai, why is he here?How did he get in again?

Ma Ke stood up from the chair with a swipe, looked at the door, and just remembered that Mrs. Ma and the others hadn't locked the door after they left, and Deng Youcai felt as if he had entered the land of no one by carelessness.

"Why did you come in?" Ma Ke really didn't like him, and said coldly, "Do you know why there is a door? It is to distinguish between inside and outside, to protect privacy, and not to enter is for intrusion, but it is a cockroach and dog thief. for."

Deng Youcai grinned and said, "Really? I remember that I knocked on the door before, sister, if you don't want anyone to come in next time, remember to lock the door. Since you didn't lock it, I can naturally come in."

He approached as he spoke, and Marco immediately smelled the strong smell of alcohol in his mouth. The rascal probably drank all night somewhere, and he still hasn't woken up yet.

"What are you doing here?" Ma Ke took two steps back, covered his nose and said, "If you have nothing to do, leave immediately."

"Uh..." Deng Youcai hiccupped, smiled mischievously, and said, "Sister, why are you so unfeeling, I miss you so much that I persuaded my father to send a matchmaker to propose marriage , why don't you agree?"

If he didn't mention it, it's fine, but when he mentioned Ma Ke, he really wanted to beat him up, and said with a sneer, "If you mention your sister, I won't be able to climb high."

Deng Youcai shook his head and said, "What are you talking about? I like you, and I know you like me too. It must be your mother, that old beggar, who wants to save face and refuses to marry you to me as my second wife... Uh... sister, as long as you If you agree to me, I will find a reason to retire that woman from the Dahong Grain Store, and sooner or later I will help you to be the main wife."

Marco was an emotional consultant in his last life. He had read too many stories about idiots complaining about men and women. He hated him the most in his life. He was such an unscrupulous bastard who ran the train with his mouth full of words. He didn't say much at the moment and took a stick from the woodpile in the yard. , tapped on the palm of his hand, and said: "Stop fucking nonsense, are you going out by yourself, or am I dragging you out after fainting?"

"Yo, you can use sticks! I like it!" Deng Youcai clapped his hands, his face was trembling with a smile, "Beating is kissing or scolding or love, no one is around, brother will play with you, we can say Alright, if you can't knock me out, you'll have to give me a bite today..."

Ma Ke didn't wait for him to finish speaking, so he slapped him with a stick. He couldn't do it to a loli like Deng Sanjie. He still had no pressure on Deng Youcai. He would be sorry if he didn't beat this guy into a pig's head. this stick!

Deng Youcai didn't expect that he would dodge as soon as he said it, and there would be a sound of wind when he greeted the stick. He wanted to dodge it, but he didn't know whether he was drunk and slow to react, or Ma Ke's technique was too fast, so he didn't dodge it. Really pumped on the waist.

"You are serious!" Deng Youcai completely underestimated the strength of Ma Ke's hands. He thought that the little girl's hands were like scratching at most, but he didn't expect the pain to be drawn on his body. He immediately became angry and jumped his feet. : "Okay, you're going to kill your husband before you get through the door, I didn't get it for nothing!" He rolled up his sleeves and rushed towards Ma Ke, "I have to do you today. It's time for you to cry and cry to marry me!"