loyal dog becomes cat

That night Liu Xiaodong climbed into bed early to sleep, and Ma Ke suddenly felt something was wrong when he lay down under the covers. After smelling it carefully, he felt that the room smelled like farmyard manure.

"Why is it so stinky?" Ma Ke walked around the room shirtless like a hound, touching his chin in doubt, "Liu Xiaodong, are you pooping in the room?"

Liu Xiaodong squinted his eyes lazily, looking at Ma Ke who was having a good time, his throat clucked twice, and he shook his head in denial.

Ma Ke couldn't find the source of the smell, so he had to climb into bed and sleep. Liu Xiaodong clung to him and formed a ball of fur. His little paws gently grabbed his arm, and he groaned in satisfaction and closed his eyes.

After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, Ma Ke was suddenly awakened by a piercing cry, which was only intermittent at first, but then continued continuously, making the louder very irritated.

Ma Ke frowned, plugged his ears, and said to himself, "What's so ugly..." Suddenly, he felt a little empty around him, and reached out his hand to touch, but there was no sign of Liu Xiaodong.

Why did it go?Ma Ke was puzzled, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and suddenly remembered that the voice just now seemed to be a cat calling for spring.

"Huh?" Ma Ke sat up suddenly, thinking, Liu Xiaodong is in spring?No, how big is it?

I opened the window with my clothes on, and I saw several kittens squatting on the beams of the side room, vomiting blood, and my feelings were still NP!

"I didn't sleep in the middle of the night, so I ran out to fool around." Ma Ke muttered to himself, somehow a little angry and a little disappointed, and sat for a while before falling on the bed.

No wonder the appetite is so large, it turned out to be the reason for the excessive consumption, and it is not afraid of kidney deficiency... cats also suffer from kidney deficiency, right?

Turning over, Ma Ke smelled the stench again, stretched out his nose and sniffed carefully, and suddenly found that the place where Liu Xiaodong had been lying had a particularly strong smell, which seemed to be the source of the stench.

"Damn it!" Ma Ke frowned, "Liu Xiaodong, you stud... No, you stud, you will never get into my bed again!" After a pause, he jumped out of bed nervously and pulled the sheet I got down and got a new one, squatted on the bed and swore fiercely: "If you are so unscrupulous again, I will definitely kill you!"

No one responded, and the room was silent. After a long time, Ma Ke collapsed on the pillow and continued to sleep with his head covered.

In a daze, the sky seemed to be getting brighter, Ma Ke suddenly heard someone scratching the door, yawned and opened the door, he was so shocked that he almost had a myocardial infarction on the spot: "Ah!"

"Meow... Meow..." Under the dim light of the sky, there are countless little female cats squatting under the eaves and in the courtyard, black, white, three-flowered, tiger-skinned...the variety is complete and varied, and their personalities All of them are pregnant in August.

Are all the female cats in the village here?Not only that, Wang Zhuang's is also here?

囧RZ, looking around, the potbellied female cats are either lying lazily on their stomachs, or standing proudly, surrounded by layers of black and yellow stalwart figures.

Wearing a crown and a dragon robe, Liu Xiaodong sometimes touches this with his little paws, sometimes scratches that, and is lingering with all the concubines. He looks up in a leisurely manner, and smiles evilly at Ma Ke: "Meow—— "

"Ah!" Ma Ke woke up suddenly, and a rooster crowed faintly from outside the window, only to realize that he was just having a nightmare.

"The evil spirits disperse, the evil spirits disperse..." Ma Ke wiped his sweat in embarrassment, and finished chanting the mantra devoutly. When he turned his head, he saw Liu Xiaodong who was sleeping soundly. He didn't know when it came back. Spread out on the side of the pillow like a piece of cake, with his limbs stretched out, he is snoring deeply and lightly.

The kitten's fur looks disheveled, and when you touch it with your hand, there is still moisture under its belly.Ma Ke really didn't know whether to be relieved or angry. This kid still knows how to take a bath after having sex. Can he be more human-like?

Ma Ke sighed, picked it up and moved it to the side. When he was folding the quilt, he could still smell the faint smell of it. He couldn't help but frown uncomfortably. It still smells so bad after washing. Where did it go? Go fooling around.

Speaking of it, Ma Ke is not a cocky person, but for some reason, watching Liu Xiaodong go out to pick up girls every day, lying under the table in broad daylight to catch up on sleep, feels very uncomfortable.

Obviously it's just a kitten, not as big as half a pillow, but when it's not there, I always feel that the bed is a lot empty, I can't sleep no matter how hard I go, and I wake up in the middle of the night, feeling a bit lonely and alone in an empty room.

Ma Ke's loving father's heart was hurt by Sensendi, he talked less and less every day, even his appetite was reduced, his mind was full of Liu Xiaodong's shadow, sometimes it was a person, sometimes it was a cat, and what was even more embarrassing was that he often A cat and a man.

Mrs. Ma was the first to discover Ma Ke's heart disease. Seeing him sitting under the peach tree in a daze, she said, "Ah Ke, why have you been out of your mind these days?"

"No, it's probably because the weather is too hot." Ma Ke glanced at Liu Xiaodong's usual straw mat under the shade of a tree. He woke up at noon, followed Dingbang to the field after lunch, and hasn't come back yet.

"A Ke is fifteen this year, and he is already sixteen. Your father was engaged to me when he was this age." Madam Ma pampered his head, "Do you also have a crush on a girl from some other family?" gone?"

"No." Ma Ke said wearily, and the spring heart would not be for a cat.

"My mother is also a person who has come here. The male university should be married, and the female university should be married. There is nothing wrong with the young man who likes the girl."

That's not necessarily the case, some guys also like guys, Ma Ke thought of his elder brother Liu Xiaodong, sighed secretly, and said, "The kitten follows Dingbang every day, I don't know what to do in the field..."

"There are a lot of kittens outside, probably hanging out with other cats in the field."

Ma Ke felt even more depressed when he imagined Liu Xiaodong being surrounded by a group of fat, swallow and skinny kittens in his mind.

"It's strange to say." Mrs. Ma suddenly said, "Since it came to the field with Dingbang, the crops in our field have grown much better. I went to see it last evening, and it was even better than the one next door. "

"Really?" Marko said absently and perfunctorily, not thinking that cats had anything to do with corn.

While doing household chores, Huajian came back from the city, and took off her straw hat to fan the wind as soon as she entered the door: "Oh, it's really hot to walk all the way back from the city. It hasn't rained for more than a month, and the Nanhe River is going to dry up." Already." Looking at Ma Ke, he giggled, "Brother, your clothes are really cool today."

There are no outsiders at home today, and Marco is only wearing a mid-waist, which is similar to a modern chest wrap, except that he wears a loose long skirt underneath, which is quite sexy like an evening dress.

Sexy is sexy, but the chest is too flat to hang on, it is so slippery that it is almost exposed.

Ma Ke lifted the neckline up and said embarrassingly, "Make me two suspenders tomorrow, it's too slippery."

Huajian covered her mouth and smiled, Madam Ma helplessly shook her head and thumped her waist: "I'm tired, go into the room and lie down."

Ma Ke asked Huajian: "Are you thirsty? I made herbal tea, can I pour you a cup?"

"No, I'll eat the peaches." Hua Jian tiptoed up the tree and got down two peaches and washed them, and the two of them sat on the horsestool under the tree to eat the peaches.

Hua Jian gnawed on a peach and looked up at the sky, saying: "Brother, the peaches on the top of the tree will rot if they are not picked in two days."

"You pick the bottom ones nearby every day, and no one cares about the top ones. After two days, [-]% of the crops will be cooked, and you won't be able to eat them by then."

"Then pick it up and sell it."

"Come on, it's just this peach tree, what are you selling it for?" Ma Ke spat out the peach pit, and said eagerly, "I might as well pick it up today, and you can give some to the neighbors in the neighborhood."

"Okay, I'll get you the ladder."

"No need." Ma Ke tied the skirt around his waist, "What kind of ladder do you use for such a short tree, I can climb it."

"It can't be done. My wife has to be scared to death when she sees you climbing. Besides, can you climb trees?"

"Underestimate me?" Ma Ke squinted at her, hugged the tree trunk and climbed up, sat on the branch and said triumphantly: "How is it?"

Hua Jian stretched her thumbs up, ran to the kitchen to get a basket, Ma Ke picked it on top, and she stood below to pick it up, and after a while, she picked up quite a few peaches.

Ma Ke was afraid that the peach hair would get itchy on his body, so he dodged left and right to give way. After a while, his hair was hung by the branches, and the ribbons and hairpins all fell under the tree. The tuft was still hanging on the branch.

"Come on brother." Huajian saw him sitting on a thin branch dangling, trembling and making people feel frightened, and shouted, "Be careful, don't want the one on top..."

Ma Ke was also tired, so he said: "Well, I'll come down now, we can't finish eating so many peaches, you can send some to Deng Liang's family later."

Hua Jian nodded in agreement, Ma Ke patted the peach hair on his hands, and was about to pluck the hair hanging on the branch, when he lowered his head and looked outside the wall, his movements suddenly froze.

Across a narrow dirt road, there is a desolate house. Ma Ke used to think it was a ghost house or something, and he had the idea of ​​exploring, but he was too busy to take care of it. Somehow, the gate of the house stopped today. With several gorgeous carriages.

But it wasn't the carriage that made him lose face, but the man standing under the wall.

Ximen stood outside the wall, the folding fan in his hand was spread out to cover the sun, his handsome face appeared sharp and angular in the shadows, elegant, and full of masculinity.

The sun was too strong, he squinted his eyes halfway, his eyes were deeper than usual, as if there was something extremely complicated in them, it made people feel flustered.

It took Ma Ke a while to realize that his hair was disheveled and his clothes were disheveled. Looking down, it was okay. Although the wrapping on the chest was a little slipped, fortunately, the hair was thick and thick, and it was scattered in front of the chest, covering a lot of his flat. No major flaws.

He breathed a sigh of relief: "Uh... Hello, Mr. Ximen."

Ximen Fang looked at Ma Ke, stunned for a moment, and forgot to answer.

A bright girl is smiling and sitting on a slender branch, her light yellow skirt is tucked into her belt, the hems of her moon white trousers are loose, and she is wearing a pair of pure light blue cloth shoes on her bare feet, revealing a section of suet jade-like luster. ankle.

The playful branches loosened her hair, and the girl's long hair like a waterfall poured down, forming a few attractive curves on her shoulders, waist, and back. Although a few locks were entangled on the tree, it didn't look messy at all, but added to the beauty of the hair. A little nimble.

extremely beautiful.

Ximen Fang likes women, especially beautiful women. In the past 35 years, he has slept with not a hundred women, at least fifty, and as many as thirteen married.

Although he is flirtatious, he is not lustful. In his mind, every woman is different, some are gentle and some are delicate. He admires their beauty not only in the bed, but more Similar to a kind of appreciation of treasures, admiration, but not indulging.Especially after the age of 30, perhaps due to aesthetic fatigue, it is difficult to have any one that can make him unforgettable and linger in his heart.

However, the woman in front of him always made his heart flutter.

She looks weak and weak, and she is charming when she is silent, and when she shows her face occasionally, she is like a happy girl, making people unable to move their eyes away.

Her small body seems to contain infinite wisdom and tenacity. A Xiaojia Biyu who was raised in a deep boudoir, after the death of her father, was able to run a successful business by herself. ", this is not easy.

Such a woman is very unique.

He likes to help her, praise her, and protect her like nothing, wanting to see how far she can go alone as a girl.

This kind of mentality is actually very simple, it has nothing to do with the relationship between men and women, and there is no superfluous desire.

At least, until today, that was the case.

"Your official Ximen?"

After a long time, Ximen Fang was suddenly awakened to consciousness by a question.

"What are you doing in this 'ghost house'?" Marco sat on the branch and swayed gently.

"Haunted house?" Ximen Fang looked back and couldn't help laughing, "This is my family's garden. It's been too hot in the city recently. My mother thought that the countryside would be cool and the melons and fruits fresh, so she came here to spend the summer."

"Oh, so it's the Summer Resort." Ma Ke was embarrassed, and forced a polite and subtle smile, "I saw no one lived there for so long, so I thought it was... er, offended."

"It's okay. I left two old family members to take care of it. I think they are lazy and have never taken care of it. It is natural for it to be regarded as a deserted house." Ximen Fang smiled and said, "Why did you climb up the tree and can't get down?" Huh? So naughty."

"No, the peaches at home are all ripe, so I want to pick them and give them to the neighbors to try." Ma Ke hurriedly pulled the last lock of hair off the branch, and put all of it on his chest to block the curve of his body that was about to wear out, said, "Last time, thanks to you asking the yacha to help me deal with it, I haven't thanked you yet. I'll send you a basket of peaches to taste later. It tastes pretty good."

"It's a small matter, but I just mentioned it to Lord Qin casually." Ximen Fang raised his eyebrows, seeing that Ma Ke was sitting trembling on the branch, it was very dangerous, he put away the folding fan with a "wow", stuck it behind his collar, stretched his arms and said: "Girls, don't climb trees from now on, be careful not to fall and hurt your legs, come on, jump off, I'll follow you."

"..." Ma Ke 囧, he still understands the reason why men and women can't kiss each other, he waved his hands and said: "No, no, I can go down by myself, that... you guys are busy first, I won't bother you, I will wait another day Thank you, and goodbye."