loyal dog becomes cat

It was already the end of the century when the two of them returned to the house. Ximen Fang drank a little too much after two consecutive meals and staggered. Ma Ke helped him out of the carriage and wanted to throw him into the care of his servant. Help him all the way to the main room.

The servant went to cook the hangover soup, Ma Ke took off his boots and coat, and Ximen Fang lay on the bed, watching him busily twisting towels and serving tea and water, his heart suddenly became happy, and said: "A Ke ,come over."

"What do you want? Tea?" Ma Ke brought a cup of tea over, Ximen Fang stood up and took a sip, patted his side, and said, "Come, lie down with me for a while."

Ma Ke didn't dare to lie down with him like this even if he had the guts of a leopard, not to mention what happened if he became a beast, even if Liu Xiaodong came back, he couldn't explain it. After thinking for a long time, he sat sideways on the edge of the bed and said, "Master, night It's getting late, you should go to bed early, you still have work to do tomorrow."

Ximen Fang snorted, patted his thigh with his big hand, and said, "It's rare that you are so considerate, do you want to go back earlier to avoid me?"

It's best not to mess with drunk people, Ma Ke said perfunctorily with a bitter face: "No, it's my honor to be with the master, well, the hangover soup will be ready later, and I will serve you to drink."

Ximen Fang glanced at him, his expression softened, but he never took his hand away. Not only did he not take it away, but he began to move it up slowly, like stroking, until he touched his thigh.

Ma Ke was going crazy because of his teasing and tossing back and forth all day. He grabbed his hand and threw it aside, stood up and said, "I'll go see if the soup is ready."

Ximen Fang snorted coldly, grabbed his wrist and pulled it violently: "What's the matter with you? Huh? Are you afraid of me or hate me?"

Marco staggered and was pulled back, and fell on him with his strength. The two of them were chest to chest, nose to nose, looking straight into each other's eyes. One was full of horror and surprise, the other But it's all incomprehensible research.

Ximen couldn't let go, and Ma Ke didn't dare to struggle too hard. This state is too dangerous. If he doesn't pay attention, it will cause him to be passionate, murderous, passionate and explode. He can only maintain the original state and hope that he will calm down as soon as possible.

The nervous staring made Mako a little dizzy, too close too close, inattentive became cross-eyed.

Ximen let out a "poof" laugh, and then he couldn't control it, his body trembled from laughing, Ma Ke was lying on him trembling, and his heart was trembling too.

"Old, master..." Ma Ke felt that his place seemed to be hard, pressing against his thigh, making him even more frightened.

"Ah Ke." Ximen Fang suppressed his smile and said, "Actually speaking, there is nothing good about you. Although you have a beautiful face, your figure is too thin. You are even flatter than me, and your temper is so awkward." Slowly move your hand up Sticking it to his chest, with five fingers stretched out, he said with a drunken eye, "Well, if I didn't know that you are a woman, sometimes I really thought I married a male concubine..."

Ximen Fang's big hands pinched his chest and rubbed it several times, which made his nipples stand up. After all, he was too tired after drinking too much, and slowly fell asleep, snoring evenly and lightly.

Macone's face was full of cows, and he moved his hands away after he fell asleep, supported the edge of the bed and slowly lifted himself up, and jumped under the bed.

Flat chest is still good, otherwise what man would touch his tits until he fell asleep?

Ma Ke lived more reclusively, closing the door to sleep every day as soon as it was dark, and rushing to the warehouse to watch them settle the accounts at dawn, which caused a lot of complaints from the staff who didn't understand why the proprietress was so free and came to supervise the work every day. Even if they want to tell a nasty joke.

Ma Ke found out that Ximen Fangfei was a lolicon and an otaku. He didn’t go out much except for business. He will find it wherever he goes, and the couple play hide-and-seek every day.

So Ma Ke began to think of other tricks, thinking that Aunt Thirteen was too young and beautiful, so he simply asked someone to deliver a letter to her, asking her how she was doing, whether the cat was born, and by the way, how prosperous is Chongzhou? Lonely, the implication is that if you have nothing to do, come and see your husband, lest he bother me every day.

Thirteenth Aunt is too clever, how could she not understand his intentions, after receiving the letter, she pestered the old lady every day, talking about this and that, and finally persuaded the old man, and after half a month, she was allowed to visit relatives in Chongzhou, and by the way, Ximen let her go. Bring some home snacks.

When Ma Ke saw the Thirteenth Aunt, it was as if he had seen his relatives. His eyes filled with excitement, and he looked at her as if he was looking at a savior.

Ximen Fang was quite surprised to see him so excited, and said at the dinner table: "So you two have such a good relationship, I didn't realize it before."

"Oh, ah, we all have cats, we are cat friends, um, cat in-laws." Ma Ke immediately restrained his expression, and it would be bad for the master to think that they had a lily.

"What cat family?"

"Dabai gave birth to a litter of four kittens a few days ago, all of which belong to Liu Xiaodong." Mrs. Thirteen rushed to say, "There is a cat with tiger skin pattern, which looks exactly like its father, but the color is slightly lighter. , I named him Liu Dongdong—was he born in winter—it’s just that he’s too young to take him out, and I’ll send it to you when my sister returns, he looks good.”

Ma Ke quietly wiped his sweat, Liu Xiaodong, I'm sorry, let's put this shit on your head for a while.

Ximen Fang didn't like cats very much, so he frowned and said, "Since you can talk, you might as well have a good chat at night. I just happen to have to go to the palace, and I won't be able to come back tonight. Ake, you and my sister will be together tonight." Go to sleep, the stove in the guest room has only been turned on today, and the room is damp."

Nani?Ma Ke petrified, his gums clicked after a long time, and said: "This, this is probably..."

"What's wrong?" Ximen Fang and Aunt Thirteen looked at her in puzzlement.

"I, I snore and fart in my sleep. I'm afraid I'll disturb my sister." After Ma Ke gave Liu Xiaodong the excrement pot, he started to do it himself again, "By the way, I, I still sleepwalk and hit people while sleepwalking." , Hanami has been beaten by me several times."

"Stop messing around. Last time I asked Huajian how you were sleeping, she said you were as good as a cat." Ximen Fang rubbed his head and said, "Here you are the host and she is the guest, please treat me well." Sister, don't be childish, be good, or the master will get angry."

Digging a hole and burying it by himself, Ma Ke wanted to cry but had no tears, so he nodded with a mournful face: "Yes, sir."

After a walk after dinner, Ma Ke led the Thirteenth Aunt into his room, and the Thirteenth Aunt sat on the edge of the bed with the big white cat in her arms and looked around, saying: "My sister's room is so clean, even with an embroidered screen. None, and the bed curtains are so plain, it really doesn’t look like a girl’s place.”

Ma Ke said: "My mother's three years of filial piety is not yet complete."

Aunt Thirteen let out an "oh", yawned and said, "After riding in the car for a few days, my bones are all broken, go to bed early."

Ma Ke nodded helplessly: "Okay, I'll ask Hua Jian to fetch water for you to wash up."

Thirteenth Aunt was in the Mood for Love. Although she had given birth to a child, her figure was still first-class. The plumpness of a young woman was slender as a girl, especially her arms, which were as white as snow lotus roots.

"Sister, let's go to bed too." Aunt Thirteen took off her clothes, wearing a gauze pajamas on her bellyband, her slim curves looming, she patted her side, "It's the first time for us to sleep, let's chat with me."

Ma Ke only took off his cotton-padded jacket and was dressed in solid clothes. He moved to the side of the bed like a snail, lay on the outside of the bed with more than one person's width away, wrapped in a quilt and said, "Okay."

"Why are you wearing so many clothes?" Aunt Thirteen crawled over curiously, "Why are the collar buttons so high?"

Ma Ke was not that curvy, he had some feelings for women, and his nosebleeds would stay, he covered his mouth and said, "I, I'm thin, and I'm afraid of the cold."

"Really? Then I'll be warm with you." The thirteenth aunt directly lifted the quilt and got in, put her arms around Ma Ke's waist and said: "Sister, you are really thin, with such a thin waist."

I rub you, are you really going to have a lily with me?Ma Ke didn't even think that there would be women in his life in his life. Ximen let you idiot marry so many wives and don't favor you, didn't you wait for them to cuckold each other?If it is placed in modern times, there must be several GL writers trained!

Ma Ke felt her arms sticking to him like a snake, and the body of the sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy couldn't bear to be teased, so he turned his lower body in the opposite direction calmly, so as not to prop up the tent, and said: "Or It's better to be fatter, my sister's figure is just right."

The Thirteenth Aunt was delighted by his compliment, and said: "That's true, speaking of which, my sister's breasts are a bit flat, it must be because she didn't wear her underwear properly when she was a child."

Ma Ke wants to cry but has no tears, a smart woman can't cook without rice, no matter how awesome Bra is, it can't support my barren breasts, please.

Thirteenth Aunt was so excited, she raised her body and said, "Speaking of which, when I was young, my mother taught me a massage method for breast enhancement. It is passed down from my ancestors, and it is very effective."

"Huh? Ah?" Ma Ke suddenly had a bad feeling, she, she, she, she, she didn't want to...

"I won't tell others, but sister, you are different." Aunt Thirteen simply got up, straddled Ma Ke's waist through the quilt, crossed her fingers and started to move her fingers, "Let me teach you , from now on, if you insist on practicing every day, when you consummate the house with the master, it will definitely be very different from now."

"No, I don't want it..." Ma Ke struggled to death, "Parents who suffer from body, hair and skin, let them do whatever they want..."

"It's okay, who doesn't want to be more beautiful." The thirteenth aunt might have come here from a pyramid scheme, so she started to get started without saying a word, reaching in with her hands from under the quilt to untie Ma Ke's clothes.

Ma Ke hugged his chest in a hurry, and said, "Well, sister, it's better not to pass on ancestral special skills to outsiders."

Since entering Ximen's house, just in case Hua saw the buttons made for his clothes, Aunt Thirteen couldn't untie them for a long time, she was tired and sweated, and said: "Forget it, it's the same with the clothes." , Come on like this, you have to remember my technique."

Ma Ke didn't believe in fetishes like female hooligans before, but now he does.

The Thirteenth Aunt sat on him, put her hands on his chest, rubbed and pressed the ground to ravage his nonexistent breasts, and said while rubbing: "Oh, you are so small, you are not much bigger than the master, this How long is it?"

Ma Ke's face was flushed, and he covered his face and moaned: "One rice feeds all kinds of people, I made my sister laugh at me." He counted like a torture in his heart: one, two, three, four, two, three, four... I'll wipe you. How many eight beats, big sister?

When Liu Xiaodong came back from the remote and cold Xizhou, traveling thousands of miles away, he saw this scene that made him want to die.

At first Ma Ke heard the door slam, because he was too nervous and didn't make a big decision. When a magnified cat's face approached his field of vision, he almost jumped up in shock: "Liu Xiaodong!"

"What?" The Thirteenth Aunt was startled by him, stopped her hands, and said, "I still said, why haven't I seen your cat all this time, did you go to catch mice? Are you coming back now?"

As Ma Ke continued to petrify, Liu Xiaodong climbed onto the pillow with heavy steps, squatted there, glared at Ma Ke fiercely, then looked at Thirteenth Aunt fiercely, and said, "Meow!"

Although there was only one sound, Ma Ke's brain immediately deciphered the accusation that could not be written on the entire octavo paper.

"Let's continue." Thirteenth Aunt was too reluctant, "This massage must be done once, otherwise all previous efforts will be wasted. When you do it yourself, you can use some rose oil, sweet-scented osmanthus oil, preferably more Eat some papaya..."

I was forced to ah ah ah... Ma Ke looked at Liu Xiaodong innocently.

I think you enjoy it, Xiao Ma... Liu Xiaodong stared at Ma Ke bitterly.

She insisted on massaging my breasts... Marko cried.

Are you still a man... Liu Xiaodong hates that iron cannot be made into steel.

She didn't think I was ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Marco went on crying.

"Miss?" Hua Jian finished cleaning up, thinking about Ma Ke, and knocked on his door at the right time, "Are you asleep?"

"Not yet, not yet." Ma Ke hurriedly pushed Aunt Thirteen away, "What's the matter?"

"The kang outside is out, or I'll squeeze with you tonight." Hua Jian was afraid that Ma Ke's identity would be discovered if he fell asleep, so he found an excuse.

"Uh, ah, good."

"Is it Huajian? Oh, it's so crowded." Aunt Thirteen jumped out of bed and opened the door, "Let's sleep together."

It was night, three beauties like flowers and jade slept on a bed, the thirteenth aunt leaned against the wall, Hua Jian was in the middle, and Ma Ke was beside the bed.

Even if Hua Jian was sleeping next to Ma Ke, Liu Xiaodong's narrow-mindedness would not be so at ease. He stretched out his limbs and lay down between the two of them as before, drawing a boundary.

I haven't seen each other for several months. Liu Xiaodong wanted to kill Ma Ke, and Ma Ke wanted to kill Liu Xiaodong, but so many people fell asleep and no one dared to speak. After a long time, Ma Ke reached out from under the quilt and touched Liu Xiaodong's head. Crawling to his shoulder, resting her chin on his shoulder, whispering softly in his ear: "Meow."

Go to sleep.

Marko nodded.

I will settle accounts with you tomorrow!

Liu Xiaodong bluffed viciously, closed his eyes and fell asleep.