Raising eggs
Chapter 38...
Ke Zhou stood on the side and waited, watching Ming Xiao tiptoe close to Laojun's ear, Laojun bent over to listen to him, and occasionally nodded seriously, and finally seemed to agree to something, and even touched him. the top of his head.
Ming Xiao smiled shyly, and happily walked back to Ke Zhou.Before Ke Zhou asked him what he said, Ming Xiao confided everything: "Ke Zhou, I have to leave."
"Ah?" What's going on, are you going to leave just after you come back?
Ming Xiao stared at the slightly moist eyes, and looked at Kezhou cautiously: "I have already discussed with the old gentleman, and tomorrow I will worship under Haoguang Tianzun and practice with him, hoping to cultivate a human form as soon as possible. After all, I have grown up I heard from Laojun that the Queen Mother also had this intention long ago, so Haoguang Tianzun easily agreed." I thought Ke Zhou would be angry, but he just nodded flatly.
"I understand, you are going to practice." What about after practice?Did they really grow up and leave themselves one by one?Because they have no reason to come back.Kezhou suddenly felt a little sad for his identity as a "gardener".First it was Xiaohu, and now it is Ming Xiao who I value most.This feeling is really unpleasant.Maybe in the future, I will gradually become numb, and I will send away the treasures I once loved in my heart, and then wave with a smile, without feeling a little pain again.
It's just a process of getting used to it, so unbearable.
"Ke Zhou, won't you be unhappy?" Yun Jing just left, and she made this request to Ke Zhou, isn't it a bit too vain for him.In fact, he was also very reluctant to leave Kezhou, but after going through a catastrophe in the mortal world, he discovered how good it is to have power, and he can personally protect the person he likes and prevent him from being bullied.However, seeing that Ke Zhou is so indifferent, I still feel a little resentful in my heart.
Kezhou forced a smile on his face: "Why are you unhappy? You have to work hard to become the most powerful dragon in the heaven. This is what I have always hoped for. You can all grow up and become useful." At this time, he should be the most powerful dragon. Makes sense, doesn't it?
"Is that so..." Ke Zhou, you have to wait for me, I will definitely become someone worthy of you.Thinking of something, Ming Xiao reached out his hand to dig into his collar, and took out a red rope with a stone pendant hanging on it.
"Look at Kezhou, you gave it to me, and I hung it around my neck." On the back of the red stone is the proud dragon. Although the carving is quite ugly, Ming Xiao still said: "Kuzhou, I I will work hard to become like this, and when I come back from practicing, I will let you ride on my back, and I will never have to carry me and hug me again."
Ke Zhou's depression was dispelled by Ming Xiao's two short sentences, and there was a kind of joy in his heart that "my family has a child who has just grown up".That's right, how could he forget his own job and just raise eggs.In the long life of these fairy eggs, he is just an insignificant passerby. The ones who really accompany each other are their respective masters, and everything forever is illusory.As long as they grow steadily under his care, it will be fine.
"Okay! Ming Xiao has to work hard to be like this, I will personally send you off tomorrow morning, okay?"
"kindness."
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During the days when the boat went down to earth, something happened in Bilin Palace, which was funny and weird to say the least.Qingwen married Chongwen Xingjun, and the nuptial room was warm overnight, and the tent was warm during the spring night. It should have been a happy thing.The next day, the two of them suddenly got bored with each other. First they quarreled, then they quarreled. Qingwen, furious, hugged the quilt and ran to her "natal home".
Crying and cursing, why did I marry him?Who knows, maybe something was wrong in my mind at the time, and I immediately regretted the marriage after getting married, complaining about something, so I could only sit at the table and cry.
Others are watching with cold eyes, these two people are really interesting, one is Xingjun who came to propose marriage in person, driving a float made by Baihua, the fragrance is overflowing all the way, making the other fairies envious.Not to mention the dowry gift for marriage, it is really that the stars in the sky are willing to pick them off, and the stars representing her soul are placed in Qingwen's palm, and they are so dazzling.On the one hand, Qingwen agreed shyly. She looked like an awkward little woman, and anyone could tell that she was willing.Lang loves his concubine, and if he reports a good thing to the Queen Mother and agrees, the two will get married.
The two separated just now after attracting the envy of many female fairies, what's going on!It's a pity that others don't know that the instigator of this farce is actually Ming Xiao!If he didn't get used to Qingwen at the beginning, and poured the medicine sent by Xiantong into the wine indiscriminately, this situation wouldn't have happened. It's a pity that Ke Zhou was a bad person once in a daze.
After Kezhou returned to the palace and put away his burden, it was too late to comfort Qingwen, let alone rest.Ming Xiao felt that he was exhausted and panicked, thinking that when he left tomorrow, he would not see Ke Zhou until the year of the monkey, thinking that a moment of tenderness is a moment, and the wishful thinking was well planned, the two of them lay on the bed, rested and recuperated.But now he is struggling to follow Ke Zhou around, and he can't ask the phrase "when can I rest" in his mouth.
Qingwen lay on the table, not knowing what to think.Hearing a sound, he looked up, but it was a boat!I haven't seen Kezhou for a while, Qingwen misses it a little, immediately stood up, wiped her face indiscriminately: "Grand Immortal Kezhou, you are back! Why didn't you say something beforehand, so that I can come to Nantianmen to pick you up. "
Ke Zhou took her by the wrist and sat down: "Don't pick me up, I have hands and feet. But what's the matter with you and Chongwen? It's not good to have a fight when you just got married."
Speaking of Chongwen, a strange expression appeared on Qingwen's face immediately, and said lightly: "Great Immortal Kezhou, to tell you the truth, I regret it so much. If I had known earlier, I would not have agreed so quickly. The heavenly system is strict, and There are many changes. I don't know that such a humane rule will be canceled at the right time. I want to find someone to marry as soon as possible before the Queen Mother repents.
Chongwen Xingjun is indeed a good character, and he also has a little status in the heavens. It should be a good choice to be with him.As a result, my mood and vague feelings didn't seem to matter so much. "When she said this, Qingwen's hair was in a mess, and it looked like she had scratched it herself. How could she be so disregarding her image on weekdays, she was like a lunatic, and Ke Zhou knew how bored she was.
However, the marriage from her mouth is like a child's play, just thinking about getting married because she is afraid of the Queen Mother's change of words, isn't this very rash?
"Ke Zhou Daxian don't scold me, I really feel that I did something wrong. I shouldn't be so impatient, I should wait, who told me to be so naive, thinking that Chongwen really likes me. If it wasn't for the next day, the next day ..." As she spoke, Qingwen suddenly burst into tears.
"Don't cry, don't cry." Ke Zhou sighed, during the time of descending to the mortal world, he didn't know anything about the situation. He thought that if the two of them were not connected with each other, how could they get married?Listening to what Qingwen said now, I feel that the inside story has gone too far.
It’s okay if you don’t comfort me, but when I comforted Qingwen, she immediately collapsed: “The next day, Chongwen actually asked me why I was lying on his bed! I don’t know why he said that. I got married the day before, and I was still rosy and beaming. Why should I forget everything the next day? Why should I lie on his bed? I am his wife, why can't I lie on his bed...
It's really strange that he would stare at me when we got up together, and the first sentence he said was not tenderness and sweetness but doubts.I wonder why I'm lying with me, God!I can't even imagine, how could this be the idea of a newly married person?Is this the part that went wrong? "Qingwen rubbed her hair in distress, bit her lower lip, and intertwined her fingers, "But I also asked Yue Lao, and he said that we are destined to be together... If it is destined, why does it feel so weird?Like, like waking up from a dream, the person you like has changed. "
Ke Zhou didn't expect it to be the effect of the medicine, but he just comforted him: "I heard that some newlyweds are not used to it after they got married, and Chongwen didn't wake up. Is it because of this that he..."
Qingwen shook her head violently, her words were hoarse: "No, no...it's not like this, and I can't figure it out. Great Immortal Kezhou, please take it as a kindness and let me stay in Bilin Palace for a while, and wait for me to figure it out. I will leave when I die. I am already a member of Chongwen, impossible, impossible... even if I regret it, I must be with him." Blame raw rice for cooking mature rice, alas, difficult
"Chongwen is definitely regretting that he said something wrong, so don't worry too much."
Qingwen straightened her fluffy hair, said with expectant eyes: "I hope so, I will wait for him here, wait for him to apologize to me, and take me back."
"I will, I will."
Seeing that the conversation was almost coming to an end, Ming Xiao finally said, "Ke Zhou, can we go to rest?" He tried his best to support his eyes, and stood aside to listen.But once back to the familiar feeling of Bilin Palace, he felt belonging all over his body, followed by tiredness flooding his body, and his eyes were full of bewilderment and tiredness.That Qingwen was also really annoying, as soon as he came back, he would grab the boat with him. I couldn't imagine what would happen after he left.
Qingwen just noticed the little boy beside Ke Zhou, she was alert and immediately recognized that the boy was Ming Xiao, touched her face unconsciously, and said: "The Great Immortal Ke Zhou should take the little Highness to rest first, you just came from I must be tired after coming back from the mortal world." Ke Zhou nodded, and comforted her before leaving, saying that Chongwen is a good person and told her not to give up.
It's no wonder Qingwen would give up, she's just weird, and she can't hold back.How can there be such a shameful bride? If Ren Chongwen continues like this, how will he exercise his "women's rights" in the future?
The author has something to say: let me tell you in advance, Xiaolu is leaving, and when she comes back, she will truly become an adult
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39, Yunhu special episode...
In March, the river in Guancheng is still a little cool. Although the sun shines on you warmly, the temperature is still not warm enough for the cold river water.Yun Jing was sitting on a small painting boat docked by the river, and there was a girl on the boat pouring wine for him.Yun Jing fiddled with the little jade ring on her wrist.This is the fifth day since he escaped from the heavenly realm. From the initial ignorance in the mortal world to the current ease, he really didn't spend much time.It should be said that Yun Jing is a very smart and very knowledgeable... tiger.
This should be thanks to Laojun, who ate so many elixir in Tushita Palace, his mind suddenly enlightened, his eyes and ears are clear, and it is easy to learn everything.However, the process of adapting during the period is really scary when I think about it.It's like the heart is only the size of a needle tip, but it is suddenly torn and has to hold a lot of things.
The wine is such a mellow and fine wine. It tastes wonderful when you hold the wine glass at your fingertips and pour a sip or two into your mouth from time to time.Yun Jing leaned back comfortably, poured all the remaining wine in the wine glass into her stomach, and then asked the girl to sing two ditties, shaking her head and shaking her legs in time, the gods didn't treat her like this.
Yun Jing came to the world and learned about people's basic life style - working hard to make money during the day, and going out to enjoy at night.The place where the red lanterns hang high is a gentle town that men often go to. The girls inside are waving silk scarves, each of them is soft and fragrant, and it is very comfortable to hold in your arms.Yun Jing's biased values were actually influenced by those men who were often up and down in the entertainment, but he didn't know it at the time, thinking that he only needed to learn this way.He doesn't need to earn money, as much as he needs to turn a stone into gold, life is just blind enjoyment.
So, on a bright and sunny day, I rented a painting boat to look at the sky, and counted the clouds in the sky to see if any of them had a more beautiful shape.
When he was enjoying himself so much, a flustered guy suddenly rushed out from a distance, shouting: "The people in front get out of the way, and I don't care if you bump into me!" Behind him was a man with a sword in one hand, shouting : "You don't have eyes, you actually stole from me, sir, do you want to die?"
Yun Jing slouched her body, and glanced at it indifferently, but the man in front ran faster and faster, and rushed forward in a straight line towards her!Yun Jing was startled: Brother, where are your eyes?There is a river in front and no road, okay?That man was clearly running towards his painting boat, Yun Jing knew he was a thief, but she didn't have the kindness to stop him, she just jumped up and stood aside.
"Go away, I won't pay you for bumping into someone—ah!" As the distance shortened, the man's sly eyebrows and mouse eyes clearly fell into Yun Jing's eyes, and Yun Jing, who was from the Appearance Association, suddenly became contemptuous.He looks like a mouse, no wonder he would be a thief.The man went on a rampage, and after overthrowing several passers-by, he flew onto the boat, and before he had time to applaud his "peerless master" figure, he plunged into the water.Still in the tragic posture of a dog eating shit, it hit the water surface flatly, and then sank quickly.
"Idiot." Yun Jing hunched her body and looked at the bubbles constantly rising on the surface of the water, said a cold irony, then—patted the hem of her snow-white clothes, lowered her head and picked up the wine.
"Get out of the way, don't delay me catching the thief!" Huo Xiao was right next to her ear, Yun Jing was still holding the glass, half a sip of wine in her mouth, she was about to vomit but her body was pulled back by the violent force, The weight is on the body, and the center of gravity moves back——
"Ah!" Water splashed everywhere.Before falling into the water, Yun Jing yelled helplessly: "Idiot!" No one would catch someone in the river, and there is another one attached, it's unreasonable!
At ten o'clock at noon, the three fell into the water one after another.Rumors have evolved from the original version of catching thieves to changes in love, and the three men have become trapped by love, taboo but infatuated male protagonists, and even attracted a group of nympho women to sprinkle candles and tears for them at night: "Oh, how What a poignant story, so what about male-male love, as long as you love each other, the three of you will be together forever in the underworld!"
three people?Thanks to their thinking, what are the three men going to do?Skewer a bird?I bother!After a long, long time, when Yunjing heard this "poignant and touching" story, she was furious, and this is all for later.
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Speaking of Yunjing falling into the water, of course there is no need to worry. As a tiger with well-developed limbs and a well-developed mind, there is nothing to say about his swimming skills, but the idiot hanging on his body is a ten-tenth landlubber.Not to mention dragging himself into the water, he dared to entangle him with his limbs, making Yun Jing unable to move, and almost suffocated to death in the water.What's even more hateful is that this guy can't get rid of it no matter what, the black hair is wrapped around his neck, like a life-threatening water ghost, and his blue and white face is stuck to his neck.
When Yun Jing got angry, regardless of whether it would disturb the people or not, when he used the immortal technique, his body was like a sword shot out, and he quickly moved forward in the water. The water plants and everything else were floating clouds, and at his frantic speed, they were cut into sections.If someone stood on the river at that time, they would definitely be scared crazy!Because the white shadow moving forward in the water is like a giant snake, nimble and quick, and disappears in a blink of an eye.
Yun Jing just wanted to laugh wildly: Don't think that I'm afraid of you being entangled with me, I'm also good at making waves in the water.It was impossible to laugh in the water, but his self-satisfaction that was about to skyrocket angered the God of Luck, and with a finger from the God, Yun Jing bumped headfirst into the stone pier under the small bridge.Come on, extreme joy begets sorrow.
Yun Jing fainted.The water waves swayed and swayed gently, Yunjing slowly floated and floated, all the way down the water, out of the city and to the lower reaches of the river.When they reached a place where the embankment was relatively low, the two were washed up.Fortunately, no one passed by, otherwise, there will be big news in Guancheng tomorrow, the case of murder and dumping of corpses!
His face was itchy, as if something had been brushed against it, soft but annoying.Yun Jing stretched her nostrils, moved her head impatiently, and moved her lips slightly.
"Hehe..." There was a shallow breath of air in my ear, moist and ambiguous.Accompanied by that unrefined voice, the side of his face began to itch again.Yun Jing got angry, scratched her face vigorously, opened her eyes and said, "Don't bother me to sleep, you——."
The person in front of him was stunned, his eyes were big and round, and his mischievous hand stopped in mid-air, holding a small bunch of weeds in his hand.He didn't tie his hair up, and the two long strands of hair were neatly divided on both sides. They were said to be strands of hair, but they were much shorter than the loose hair, like bangs, but the two strands of hair were not as fine as ordinary hair The bangs hang between the foreheads.The smooth forehead was exposed, revealing a delicate and pale face.His face is not particularly outstanding, but because of the pair of smart eyes, it adds a bit of beauty.Yun Jing looked straight at him, her eyes were ever-changing, sometimes cool, sometimes moist, and for a moment she couldn't find what to continue.
"Bah." What's wrong with the bright eyes, Yun Jing despised herself for actually staring blankly at a man for a long while, still studying his looks, it's really crazy.Yun Jing was drenched all over, and was about to stand up, but found that the man was actually sitting on top of her!And his hem was also wet a lot because it was close to him, so he asked angrily: "Why are you sitting on me?"
"Look at you, you are very beautiful." After finishing speaking, the man pouted slightly and moved closer to Yun Jing.Well, Yun Jing needs to clarify that it's not that he doesn't hide, but that he doesn't know what that "prostitute" is going to do to him!Yun Jing, who reacted slowly, tasted a pair of warm and soft lips, which seemed a little sweet, and some of them had the taste of green vegetables and millet porridge?
"Hmm, um..." Deng Tuzi kissed more and more vigorously, stretched out his hands shamelessly, holding Yun Jing's face even harder, and stretched his tongue into the opponent's mouth, licking against Yun Jing's palate, teeth, and more What's hateful is that none of the juice left in his mouth flows into Yun Jing's mouth.
saliva!Yun Jing came back to her senses, pushed him away, covered her mouth in grief and indignation, and couldn't help blushing: "What are you doing!"
"I like it, kiss you." She was confident and confident, without any shyness.
Well, what can Yunjing say?Although he lingers around the place of fireworks, he has always been extremely innocent, and he has hugged a lot, but he has never really implemented any "actions".He is an out-and-out good woman and man, return his innocence!
"Get out." Yun Jing wiped her lips fiercely, her eyes flushed with anger.This, although this guy has a docile face, he is really pissed off when he speaks, and he can be easily dismissed with a casual sentence.Kiss if you like it, but if you hate it, you will kill yourself?
"Why do you want to get out, I saved you." The man slowly straightened up, moved aside and squatted on the ground to look at Yun Jing, "I threw that guy away." Stretched out his slender fingers, pointing to the person who was thrown. Another "water ghost" who ignored him.OK!Yunjing felt angry when he saw that guy, if he wasn't so stupid and clumsy, would he be underestimated by this guy?
In anger, Yun Jing kicked the unconscious guy a few times, cursing: "It's all you!"
"Hehehe, you're so funny." The shameless adulterer (upgraded!) put his elbows on his knees, and watched Yun Jing's movements with a smile. He looked a little silly, but cute.Looking at his gorgeous and glowing red lips, Yun Jing blushed again: "Shut up!" Then she kicked even harder, making the guy grunt.
"My name is Qianli, what's your name?" The lewd thief in Yunjing's mouth stood up by pulling the hem of his clothes, his eyes flickering, as if he disliked his wet hem.Yun Jing concentrated on kicking people, and replied casually: "Yun Jing."
This answer also opened up the evil relationship between the two.If she knew that everything would get worse and worse, would Yunjing hold back her babbling and leave cleanly?But even if he didn't answer his name, he still had to admit that his heart moved slightly, just when those thin lips were inseparable from him.
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He was just rescued, but Yunjing was somehow fooled, and stayed with Qianli. He heard from Qianli pitifully that he lived alone in the outskirts of the city, and the rest of the day was really boring except raising chicken breeders Susukita.Yun Jing was hard-spoken and soft-hearted, seeing his innocent pupils, she agreed as soon as possible, and regretted it later by pulling her hair.How pitiful is this guy, he is a pervert!
My favorite thing to do on weekdays is to climb on the bed. If I can lie next to Yunjing, my face will look like I'm dying of laughter. By the way, I pretend to be careless and put my hands up and down, pat Yunjing's buttocks, touch Yunjing's slender waist, Then he smiled contentedly.It's all because the face looks too honest and innocent, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a disciple. Yun Jing endured and endured, and finally couldn't bear it when he was lying on her body, and kicked him off the bed.
Why do you always dawdle on me, why don't you just lie down on your side.Yun Jing couldn't say these words at all, and what's even more hateful was that there was always a scorched iron rod under Qianli's crotch, rubbing against her thigh all the time.At the same time, a man naturally knows what that means, but - he is not a woman!
Qianli was thrown to the ground, with her bare feet sticking to the ground, and said sadly, "I'm very uncomfortable".
"Huh?" Yun Jing blushed and didn't want to look at him.
Qianli bit his lip hard, and almost missed a blood mark, and said weakly and expectantly to Yun Jing who was sitting on the bed: "I'm in estrus, and I don't have a mating partner, you..." And there are a few more words I didn't say anything, you look so good-looking, I like it very much, if you lie under me, I will be very happy, of course, if you don't want to, I can also lie under you.
Estrus!Yun Jing, who had grown up suddenly from a childish little tiger, was not calm anymore, he wondered why this guy always had the ability to make himself angry.He pointed tremblingly at Qianli who thought he was brazen and asked: "You pervert, what are you talking about in estrus? Are you an animal?"
Qianli bit his lip and nodded lightly: "Yes, I am a pheasant. I have a tail. If you don't believe me, take a look." After finishing speaking, Qianli picked up his shirt and turned sideways, revealing a long, long tail. Yes, colorful tail feathers.
"You..." Yun Jing was so angry that she fell down inadvertently.Before he fell into a coma, he told himself that it was really bad luck for eight lifetimes that he met Qianli.
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Waking up again, Qianli lay down next to him with a ruddy face and was extremely satisfied, sleeping on the same pillow with him, seeing him wake up, she grinned shyly, "Your skin is so white."
Yun Jing's face turned pale, and she looked down in disbelief.Ahhhhh!His shirt was half unbuttoned, revealing one side of his white waist, nothing more than bare flesh.There is still a puddle of whiteness beside the waist mark, which is obscene at first glance.Yunjing always loves cleanliness the most, and can't even tolerate dust, but now the perverted dead beast actually challenges his authority!Yun Jing resentfully pointed at Qianli's limp nose and yelled: "You bastard, what did you do to me, what did you do?"
Qianli's eyes were hazy, obviously feeling comfortable and exhausted after venting, humming a few lazy words with his nose: "I just rubbed and then ejaculated. I didn't touch you, and you didn't agree." Okay, It turned out that he also knew to ask for permission from others.
Ah ah ah ah ah!Yun Jing wanted to strangle herself, why did he faint, why!
The author has something to say: this week's task 2w1 averaged [-] per day...
Xiaohu's episode is dedicated to being funny, I don't know if everyone has laughed
There are two chapters in the second chapter and the next chapter the pheasant is eaten
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40, Yunhu episode 2...
After once, there will be twice, Yunjing suddenly found that the person lying beside her is no longer so hateful, it's a habit, as long as she doesn't do more than a thousand miles away!But this guy is just a natural idiot, and he clings to him too much day by day,
Performing his extremely lewd moves all the time!Apart from wearing human skin, Yun Jing is very sure that this guy is a beast.
The paradox is that Yunjing doesn't want to leave, she lives in a house with thousands of miles away, and every day he cooks the dishes, washes her clothes, and pours hot water for her. It's real and moving, once she tastes this kind of home atmosphere, Yun Jing finds it hard to get rid of it.What is hateful is Qianli's defiant estrus!
One day, Yun Jing leaned against the fence wall, looked at the budding petunias, and felt that the petunia's small size was really cute.The flower stalks were covered with dew from the previous night, and they looked lovely. Yun Jing couldn't help but think of the Baihua Fairy in the heaven, who also had a beauty that I could still pity on.
At the same time as he was dazed, he was suddenly attacked from behind, and a body that seemed to be burned by fire approached him, sticking his waxy and hot lips to Yunjing's earlobe, and his lower body was embraced by both hands, that Without saying a word, the hands that were as delicate as a snake picked up his trousers, and easily removed him to only a thin layer of trousers.
Qianli's wretched thing was groping outside Yunjing's trousers, and there was a crying pleading in his ear: "Please, I am really uncomfortable. I am also a beast. You should be able to understand my situation very well." ? Just this time, okay, if you get into a rut in the future, I will definitely help you like this." It seems that Qianli was forced to do nothing. Although he acted like Meng Lang before, he always respected Yunjing's meaning, even if the evil fire in his heart was straight Burn, nor will it be put into practical action.But today, he was burning with desire, and he didn't want to bear it, and he really couldn't bear it anymore.
Yun Jing's face turned pale, she turned around and pushed him away, quickly pulled up her pants, and said depressedly: "I'm not the same as you, you are a monster and I am not." Thinking that she must not make any moves with a monster in heat. It was a shameful thing, but when he saw him being pushed lightly, lying powerlessly on the ground, he felt a little sympathetic.Animals really can't escape their damned instincts, and it's no wonder this handsome and innocent guy did such a coercive thing.
Qianli was lying on the ground, with his back rubbed against the uneven ground, and he moaned indistinctly: "Uh...uh..."
Yun Jing was convinced.Lying on the ground and making such a sound without doing anything, this guy is really strong!
After thinking for a while, Yunjing lifted up Qianli's collar in a great way, dragged him back to his room when he was soft into a puddle of mud, and threw him on the bed.He said mercifully, "You're out of luck today, I'll find someone to purify the fire myself!"
"Well... don't, don't want anyone else, Yun Jing, don't want anyone else." Qianli's face was red, but he could still hear clearly, stretching his arms and screaming, black as obsidian Eyes drooping on the ground.Yun Jing's heart moved, but she didn't know what to think of, so she made up her mind and walked out.
"No, don't, Yun Jing!"
Yun Jing is very clear about the reason why she is more noble than monsters. Having a relationship with a person who has no feelings can only be called copulation, and being with someone she likes like is the real sexual intercourse.He is a fairy beast, and his innate arrogance makes him unwilling to join forces with monsters and beasts. Besides, he still doesn't understand his own mentality, so it is absolutely impossible to act like a good person.Maybe he has an inexplicable affection for Qianli, but that's not enough for him to commit himself.
Fortunately, there was a pedestrian in the suburbs, and Yun Jing grabbed him as if seeing a savior and ran back.With this person helping Qianli to vent, I don't have to endure his white fluid and stickiness all the time.Throwing the passer-by on the bed, and taking a last look at the passer-by lying on Qianli's body, Yun Jing sighed and stood outside the house waiting.
Suddenly there were high and low moans and weak sighs in the room, which suddenly came to an end—so fast?Yun Jing gritted her teeth, didn't that guy from Qianli say that he doesn't want anyone but himself, why can he enter the state just after throwing a passerby in?Thinking of the passer-by's big, thick, and weathered face licking Qianli's body, Yun Jing felt sick.Feeling being teased and deceived, it turns out that Qianli is really so lewd, anyone can do it!
"Ah!" There was a burst of exclamation in the room.
Yun Jing was out of breath, and wanted to leave right away, but a gust of evil fire forced him to turn around halfway, kicked the door he had just closed heavily, and shouted: "Qianli, you shameless... ..."
The curtains were put down in the room, the light was very dark, the fainted lump on the ground still inevitably entered Yunjing's eyelids, Qianli leaned over the bed, and the things that fell from the bed to the ground knew what they were without looking.
When Qianli saw Yun Jing, he leaned forward excitedly, half of his body fell on the ground, and kept saying: "I, I don't want him, Yun Jing don't go..."
"..." Yunjing finally compromised. After knowing that Qianli didn't mess with passers-by, he felt a lot better. The sour and bitter emotions disappeared without a trace. You made so many noises, I really convinced you!" At this point, it is impossible to find another passer-by by yourself, so who else can help Qianli besides himself?Even if I want to thank him for his three meals a day.
Yun Jing kicked the fainted passer-by out and closed the door.Slowly walked to Qianli's bedside, helped him up, and lay flat on the bed.Qianli's voice was unsteady, and he said with surprise: "Yun Jing, Yun Jing, you, do you really want to?"
Yun Jing squeezed his sharp chin in embarrassment, and said viciously: "Shut up for me, I won't do it."
"No, it doesn't matter, as long as it's you..." Qianli said with a smile, his tone full of joy.Yun Jing was really helpless, took off her shoes, lay beside Qianli, put down the cover again, and felt the charming atmosphere in the bed.
Hey... It's a big loss, just unlucky to fall into the water, just unlucky to hit a bridge pier, just unlucky to be washed away by the water, just unlucky to flow around Qianli, will he sacrifice his body?This is too funny!
***
Satisfied Qianli no longer has his eyes always shining, but looks at Yunjing with an attitude of incomparable satisfaction, doing laundry and cooking more diligently, but because of Yunjing's suffering, his eye circles are dark and bags under his eyes Swelling, talking about essence and blood, he vomits blood every day, how can he get better, in order to satisfy that bottomless pit, Yun Jing sacrificed a lot, ten old turtles can't make up for it!
However, he is a very responsible person. For some things, once you have done it, you can do whatever you want. It is better not to look for those soft girls. It is the business to be honest with the idiot for thousands of miles.The poor "pure and pure" Yun Jing has since become a "married" person.
Yunjing felt that the place where Qianli lived was too dilapidated, it was just a thatched hut, and it might be blown down by the wind or rain at any time. He used to borrow it, and he couldn't ask too much. Now the relationship between the two is different. , Yunjing naturally has to think about her future life.So he took thousands of miles to re-select the site, and found a paradise with beautiful scenery and suitable for rural life.Yun Jing built several bamboo huts on the vast land with her own hands.Their comfortable nest is named Cuizhu Xiaozhu.
The two of them originally didn't need so many houses, but Yunjing thought that both of them were beasts, they could have children freely, and in their long lives, they had to leave at least one proof of their love for each other. (Listen, it's all evidence of love.) So I worked hard in Qianli's womb, looking forward to the birth of the first child.
In the joy and peace, Yunjing forgot to ask Qianli's wishes.
On this day, Yunjing came back from the county town to buy clothes and other things, and planned to call out Qianli to eat his favorite pastry. "Thousands of miles, thousands of miles—" He called out several times, but he didn't see the usual person who always rushed out immediately.Yun Jing became anxious, thinking that something happened during the period of time when she was away, she threw away the burden in her hands, and ran nervously to the hut of the two of them.
The house next to the peach tree was very different from usual, and Yun Jing, who had a keen sense of smell, could smell the intrusion of outsiders almost immediately.The fishy smell didn't smell like a human, but rather like some species he hated.With doubts in her heart, coupled with the fact that the bamboo door was tightly closed, Yun Jing deliberately made no noise, and slowly walked up the stairs step by step.
There are still curtains in broad daylight!Yun Jing's face darkened, only to hear a deep male voice in the room saying: "Baby, you actually have it in your stomach? What happened? I've never been so careless when I was here. It's still that reckless man too Clumsy? He didn't know you would be pregnant? Isn't he a fairy beast? A fairy beast would be such an idiot?" Yun Jing clenched her fists, and two words came to mind - adulterer!
Taking advantage of his absence, he secretly met with an adulterer, and was so absorbed that he didn't even hear his own cry!
I heard Qianli's voice justifying: "He's not a reckless man, he wants me to give birth to a child for him, but, but..." But before he could say anything, the deep male voice immediately continued: "But you don't want to Well, it doesn't matter, anyway he
Ming Xiao smiled shyly, and happily walked back to Ke Zhou.Before Ke Zhou asked him what he said, Ming Xiao confided everything: "Ke Zhou, I have to leave."
"Ah?" What's going on, are you going to leave just after you come back?
Ming Xiao stared at the slightly moist eyes, and looked at Kezhou cautiously: "I have already discussed with the old gentleman, and tomorrow I will worship under Haoguang Tianzun and practice with him, hoping to cultivate a human form as soon as possible. After all, I have grown up I heard from Laojun that the Queen Mother also had this intention long ago, so Haoguang Tianzun easily agreed." I thought Ke Zhou would be angry, but he just nodded flatly.
"I understand, you are going to practice." What about after practice?Did they really grow up and leave themselves one by one?Because they have no reason to come back.Kezhou suddenly felt a little sad for his identity as a "gardener".First it was Xiaohu, and now it is Ming Xiao who I value most.This feeling is really unpleasant.Maybe in the future, I will gradually become numb, and I will send away the treasures I once loved in my heart, and then wave with a smile, without feeling a little pain again.
It's just a process of getting used to it, so unbearable.
"Ke Zhou, won't you be unhappy?" Yun Jing just left, and she made this request to Ke Zhou, isn't it a bit too vain for him.In fact, he was also very reluctant to leave Kezhou, but after going through a catastrophe in the mortal world, he discovered how good it is to have power, and he can personally protect the person he likes and prevent him from being bullied.However, seeing that Ke Zhou is so indifferent, I still feel a little resentful in my heart.
Kezhou forced a smile on his face: "Why are you unhappy? You have to work hard to become the most powerful dragon in the heaven. This is what I have always hoped for. You can all grow up and become useful." At this time, he should be the most powerful dragon. Makes sense, doesn't it?
"Is that so..." Ke Zhou, you have to wait for me, I will definitely become someone worthy of you.Thinking of something, Ming Xiao reached out his hand to dig into his collar, and took out a red rope with a stone pendant hanging on it.
"Look at Kezhou, you gave it to me, and I hung it around my neck." On the back of the red stone is the proud dragon. Although the carving is quite ugly, Ming Xiao still said: "Kuzhou, I I will work hard to become like this, and when I come back from practicing, I will let you ride on my back, and I will never have to carry me and hug me again."
Ke Zhou's depression was dispelled by Ming Xiao's two short sentences, and there was a kind of joy in his heart that "my family has a child who has just grown up".That's right, how could he forget his own job and just raise eggs.In the long life of these fairy eggs, he is just an insignificant passerby. The ones who really accompany each other are their respective masters, and everything forever is illusory.As long as they grow steadily under his care, it will be fine.
"Okay! Ming Xiao has to work hard to be like this, I will personally send you off tomorrow morning, okay?"
"kindness."
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During the days when the boat went down to earth, something happened in Bilin Palace, which was funny and weird to say the least.Qingwen married Chongwen Xingjun, and the nuptial room was warm overnight, and the tent was warm during the spring night. It should have been a happy thing.The next day, the two of them suddenly got bored with each other. First they quarreled, then they quarreled. Qingwen, furious, hugged the quilt and ran to her "natal home".
Crying and cursing, why did I marry him?Who knows, maybe something was wrong in my mind at the time, and I immediately regretted the marriage after getting married, complaining about something, so I could only sit at the table and cry.
Others are watching with cold eyes, these two people are really interesting, one is Xingjun who came to propose marriage in person, driving a float made by Baihua, the fragrance is overflowing all the way, making the other fairies envious.Not to mention the dowry gift for marriage, it is really that the stars in the sky are willing to pick them off, and the stars representing her soul are placed in Qingwen's palm, and they are so dazzling.On the one hand, Qingwen agreed shyly. She looked like an awkward little woman, and anyone could tell that she was willing.Lang loves his concubine, and if he reports a good thing to the Queen Mother and agrees, the two will get married.
The two separated just now after attracting the envy of many female fairies, what's going on!It's a pity that others don't know that the instigator of this farce is actually Ming Xiao!If he didn't get used to Qingwen at the beginning, and poured the medicine sent by Xiantong into the wine indiscriminately, this situation wouldn't have happened. It's a pity that Ke Zhou was a bad person once in a daze.
After Kezhou returned to the palace and put away his burden, it was too late to comfort Qingwen, let alone rest.Ming Xiao felt that he was exhausted and panicked, thinking that when he left tomorrow, he would not see Ke Zhou until the year of the monkey, thinking that a moment of tenderness is a moment, and the wishful thinking was well planned, the two of them lay on the bed, rested and recuperated.But now he is struggling to follow Ke Zhou around, and he can't ask the phrase "when can I rest" in his mouth.
Qingwen lay on the table, not knowing what to think.Hearing a sound, he looked up, but it was a boat!I haven't seen Kezhou for a while, Qingwen misses it a little, immediately stood up, wiped her face indiscriminately: "Grand Immortal Kezhou, you are back! Why didn't you say something beforehand, so that I can come to Nantianmen to pick you up. "
Ke Zhou took her by the wrist and sat down: "Don't pick me up, I have hands and feet. But what's the matter with you and Chongwen? It's not good to have a fight when you just got married."
Speaking of Chongwen, a strange expression appeared on Qingwen's face immediately, and said lightly: "Great Immortal Kezhou, to tell you the truth, I regret it so much. If I had known earlier, I would not have agreed so quickly. The heavenly system is strict, and There are many changes. I don't know that such a humane rule will be canceled at the right time. I want to find someone to marry as soon as possible before the Queen Mother repents.
Chongwen Xingjun is indeed a good character, and he also has a little status in the heavens. It should be a good choice to be with him.As a result, my mood and vague feelings didn't seem to matter so much. "When she said this, Qingwen's hair was in a mess, and it looked like she had scratched it herself. How could she be so disregarding her image on weekdays, she was like a lunatic, and Ke Zhou knew how bored she was.
However, the marriage from her mouth is like a child's play, just thinking about getting married because she is afraid of the Queen Mother's change of words, isn't this very rash?
"Ke Zhou Daxian don't scold me, I really feel that I did something wrong. I shouldn't be so impatient, I should wait, who told me to be so naive, thinking that Chongwen really likes me. If it wasn't for the next day, the next day ..." As she spoke, Qingwen suddenly burst into tears.
"Don't cry, don't cry." Ke Zhou sighed, during the time of descending to the mortal world, he didn't know anything about the situation. He thought that if the two of them were not connected with each other, how could they get married?Listening to what Qingwen said now, I feel that the inside story has gone too far.
It’s okay if you don’t comfort me, but when I comforted Qingwen, she immediately collapsed: “The next day, Chongwen actually asked me why I was lying on his bed! I don’t know why he said that. I got married the day before, and I was still rosy and beaming. Why should I forget everything the next day? Why should I lie on his bed? I am his wife, why can't I lie on his bed...
It's really strange that he would stare at me when we got up together, and the first sentence he said was not tenderness and sweetness but doubts.I wonder why I'm lying with me, God!I can't even imagine, how could this be the idea of a newly married person?Is this the part that went wrong? "Qingwen rubbed her hair in distress, bit her lower lip, and intertwined her fingers, "But I also asked Yue Lao, and he said that we are destined to be together... If it is destined, why does it feel so weird?Like, like waking up from a dream, the person you like has changed. "
Ke Zhou didn't expect it to be the effect of the medicine, but he just comforted him: "I heard that some newlyweds are not used to it after they got married, and Chongwen didn't wake up. Is it because of this that he..."
Qingwen shook her head violently, her words were hoarse: "No, no...it's not like this, and I can't figure it out. Great Immortal Kezhou, please take it as a kindness and let me stay in Bilin Palace for a while, and wait for me to figure it out. I will leave when I die. I am already a member of Chongwen, impossible, impossible... even if I regret it, I must be with him." Blame raw rice for cooking mature rice, alas, difficult
"Chongwen is definitely regretting that he said something wrong, so don't worry too much."
Qingwen straightened her fluffy hair, said with expectant eyes: "I hope so, I will wait for him here, wait for him to apologize to me, and take me back."
"I will, I will."
Seeing that the conversation was almost coming to an end, Ming Xiao finally said, "Ke Zhou, can we go to rest?" He tried his best to support his eyes, and stood aside to listen.But once back to the familiar feeling of Bilin Palace, he felt belonging all over his body, followed by tiredness flooding his body, and his eyes were full of bewilderment and tiredness.That Qingwen was also really annoying, as soon as he came back, he would grab the boat with him. I couldn't imagine what would happen after he left.
Qingwen just noticed the little boy beside Ke Zhou, she was alert and immediately recognized that the boy was Ming Xiao, touched her face unconsciously, and said: "The Great Immortal Ke Zhou should take the little Highness to rest first, you just came from I must be tired after coming back from the mortal world." Ke Zhou nodded, and comforted her before leaving, saying that Chongwen is a good person and told her not to give up.
It's no wonder Qingwen would give up, she's just weird, and she can't hold back.How can there be such a shameful bride? If Ren Chongwen continues like this, how will he exercise his "women's rights" in the future?
The author has something to say: let me tell you in advance, Xiaolu is leaving, and when she comes back, she will truly become an adult
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39, Yunhu special episode...
In March, the river in Guancheng is still a little cool. Although the sun shines on you warmly, the temperature is still not warm enough for the cold river water.Yun Jing was sitting on a small painting boat docked by the river, and there was a girl on the boat pouring wine for him.Yun Jing fiddled with the little jade ring on her wrist.This is the fifth day since he escaped from the heavenly realm. From the initial ignorance in the mortal world to the current ease, he really didn't spend much time.It should be said that Yun Jing is a very smart and very knowledgeable... tiger.
This should be thanks to Laojun, who ate so many elixir in Tushita Palace, his mind suddenly enlightened, his eyes and ears are clear, and it is easy to learn everything.However, the process of adapting during the period is really scary when I think about it.It's like the heart is only the size of a needle tip, but it is suddenly torn and has to hold a lot of things.
The wine is such a mellow and fine wine. It tastes wonderful when you hold the wine glass at your fingertips and pour a sip or two into your mouth from time to time.Yun Jing leaned back comfortably, poured all the remaining wine in the wine glass into her stomach, and then asked the girl to sing two ditties, shaking her head and shaking her legs in time, the gods didn't treat her like this.
Yun Jing came to the world and learned about people's basic life style - working hard to make money during the day, and going out to enjoy at night.The place where the red lanterns hang high is a gentle town that men often go to. The girls inside are waving silk scarves, each of them is soft and fragrant, and it is very comfortable to hold in your arms.Yun Jing's biased values were actually influenced by those men who were often up and down in the entertainment, but he didn't know it at the time, thinking that he only needed to learn this way.He doesn't need to earn money, as much as he needs to turn a stone into gold, life is just blind enjoyment.
So, on a bright and sunny day, I rented a painting boat to look at the sky, and counted the clouds in the sky to see if any of them had a more beautiful shape.
When he was enjoying himself so much, a flustered guy suddenly rushed out from a distance, shouting: "The people in front get out of the way, and I don't care if you bump into me!" Behind him was a man with a sword in one hand, shouting : "You don't have eyes, you actually stole from me, sir, do you want to die?"
Yun Jing slouched her body, and glanced at it indifferently, but the man in front ran faster and faster, and rushed forward in a straight line towards her!Yun Jing was startled: Brother, where are your eyes?There is a river in front and no road, okay?That man was clearly running towards his painting boat, Yun Jing knew he was a thief, but she didn't have the kindness to stop him, she just jumped up and stood aside.
"Go away, I won't pay you for bumping into someone—ah!" As the distance shortened, the man's sly eyebrows and mouse eyes clearly fell into Yun Jing's eyes, and Yun Jing, who was from the Appearance Association, suddenly became contemptuous.He looks like a mouse, no wonder he would be a thief.The man went on a rampage, and after overthrowing several passers-by, he flew onto the boat, and before he had time to applaud his "peerless master" figure, he plunged into the water.Still in the tragic posture of a dog eating shit, it hit the water surface flatly, and then sank quickly.
"Idiot." Yun Jing hunched her body and looked at the bubbles constantly rising on the surface of the water, said a cold irony, then—patted the hem of her snow-white clothes, lowered her head and picked up the wine.
"Get out of the way, don't delay me catching the thief!" Huo Xiao was right next to her ear, Yun Jing was still holding the glass, half a sip of wine in her mouth, she was about to vomit but her body was pulled back by the violent force, The weight is on the body, and the center of gravity moves back——
"Ah!" Water splashed everywhere.Before falling into the water, Yun Jing yelled helplessly: "Idiot!" No one would catch someone in the river, and there is another one attached, it's unreasonable!
At ten o'clock at noon, the three fell into the water one after another.Rumors have evolved from the original version of catching thieves to changes in love, and the three men have become trapped by love, taboo but infatuated male protagonists, and even attracted a group of nympho women to sprinkle candles and tears for them at night: "Oh, how What a poignant story, so what about male-male love, as long as you love each other, the three of you will be together forever in the underworld!"
three people?Thanks to their thinking, what are the three men going to do?Skewer a bird?I bother!After a long, long time, when Yunjing heard this "poignant and touching" story, she was furious, and this is all for later.
***
Speaking of Yunjing falling into the water, of course there is no need to worry. As a tiger with well-developed limbs and a well-developed mind, there is nothing to say about his swimming skills, but the idiot hanging on his body is a ten-tenth landlubber.Not to mention dragging himself into the water, he dared to entangle him with his limbs, making Yun Jing unable to move, and almost suffocated to death in the water.What's even more hateful is that this guy can't get rid of it no matter what, the black hair is wrapped around his neck, like a life-threatening water ghost, and his blue and white face is stuck to his neck.
When Yun Jing got angry, regardless of whether it would disturb the people or not, when he used the immortal technique, his body was like a sword shot out, and he quickly moved forward in the water. The water plants and everything else were floating clouds, and at his frantic speed, they were cut into sections.If someone stood on the river at that time, they would definitely be scared crazy!Because the white shadow moving forward in the water is like a giant snake, nimble and quick, and disappears in a blink of an eye.
Yun Jing just wanted to laugh wildly: Don't think that I'm afraid of you being entangled with me, I'm also good at making waves in the water.It was impossible to laugh in the water, but his self-satisfaction that was about to skyrocket angered the God of Luck, and with a finger from the God, Yun Jing bumped headfirst into the stone pier under the small bridge.Come on, extreme joy begets sorrow.
Yun Jing fainted.The water waves swayed and swayed gently, Yunjing slowly floated and floated, all the way down the water, out of the city and to the lower reaches of the river.When they reached a place where the embankment was relatively low, the two were washed up.Fortunately, no one passed by, otherwise, there will be big news in Guancheng tomorrow, the case of murder and dumping of corpses!
His face was itchy, as if something had been brushed against it, soft but annoying.Yun Jing stretched her nostrils, moved her head impatiently, and moved her lips slightly.
"Hehe..." There was a shallow breath of air in my ear, moist and ambiguous.Accompanied by that unrefined voice, the side of his face began to itch again.Yun Jing got angry, scratched her face vigorously, opened her eyes and said, "Don't bother me to sleep, you——."
The person in front of him was stunned, his eyes were big and round, and his mischievous hand stopped in mid-air, holding a small bunch of weeds in his hand.He didn't tie his hair up, and the two long strands of hair were neatly divided on both sides. They were said to be strands of hair, but they were much shorter than the loose hair, like bangs, but the two strands of hair were not as fine as ordinary hair The bangs hang between the foreheads.The smooth forehead was exposed, revealing a delicate and pale face.His face is not particularly outstanding, but because of the pair of smart eyes, it adds a bit of beauty.Yun Jing looked straight at him, her eyes were ever-changing, sometimes cool, sometimes moist, and for a moment she couldn't find what to continue.
"Bah." What's wrong with the bright eyes, Yun Jing despised herself for actually staring blankly at a man for a long while, still studying his looks, it's really crazy.Yun Jing was drenched all over, and was about to stand up, but found that the man was actually sitting on top of her!And his hem was also wet a lot because it was close to him, so he asked angrily: "Why are you sitting on me?"
"Look at you, you are very beautiful." After finishing speaking, the man pouted slightly and moved closer to Yun Jing.Well, Yun Jing needs to clarify that it's not that he doesn't hide, but that he doesn't know what that "prostitute" is going to do to him!Yun Jing, who reacted slowly, tasted a pair of warm and soft lips, which seemed a little sweet, and some of them had the taste of green vegetables and millet porridge?
"Hmm, um..." Deng Tuzi kissed more and more vigorously, stretched out his hands shamelessly, holding Yun Jing's face even harder, and stretched his tongue into the opponent's mouth, licking against Yun Jing's palate, teeth, and more What's hateful is that none of the juice left in his mouth flows into Yun Jing's mouth.
saliva!Yun Jing came back to her senses, pushed him away, covered her mouth in grief and indignation, and couldn't help blushing: "What are you doing!"
"I like it, kiss you." She was confident and confident, without any shyness.
Well, what can Yunjing say?Although he lingers around the place of fireworks, he has always been extremely innocent, and he has hugged a lot, but he has never really implemented any "actions".He is an out-and-out good woman and man, return his innocence!
"Get out." Yun Jing wiped her lips fiercely, her eyes flushed with anger.This, although this guy has a docile face, he is really pissed off when he speaks, and he can be easily dismissed with a casual sentence.Kiss if you like it, but if you hate it, you will kill yourself?
"Why do you want to get out, I saved you." The man slowly straightened up, moved aside and squatted on the ground to look at Yun Jing, "I threw that guy away." Stretched out his slender fingers, pointing to the person who was thrown. Another "water ghost" who ignored him.OK!Yunjing felt angry when he saw that guy, if he wasn't so stupid and clumsy, would he be underestimated by this guy?
In anger, Yun Jing kicked the unconscious guy a few times, cursing: "It's all you!"
"Hehehe, you're so funny." The shameless adulterer (upgraded!) put his elbows on his knees, and watched Yun Jing's movements with a smile. He looked a little silly, but cute.Looking at his gorgeous and glowing red lips, Yun Jing blushed again: "Shut up!" Then she kicked even harder, making the guy grunt.
"My name is Qianli, what's your name?" The lewd thief in Yunjing's mouth stood up by pulling the hem of his clothes, his eyes flickering, as if he disliked his wet hem.Yun Jing concentrated on kicking people, and replied casually: "Yun Jing."
This answer also opened up the evil relationship between the two.If she knew that everything would get worse and worse, would Yunjing hold back her babbling and leave cleanly?But even if he didn't answer his name, he still had to admit that his heart moved slightly, just when those thin lips were inseparable from him.
***
He was just rescued, but Yunjing was somehow fooled, and stayed with Qianli. He heard from Qianli pitifully that he lived alone in the outskirts of the city, and the rest of the day was really boring except raising chicken breeders Susukita.Yun Jing was hard-spoken and soft-hearted, seeing his innocent pupils, she agreed as soon as possible, and regretted it later by pulling her hair.How pitiful is this guy, he is a pervert!
My favorite thing to do on weekdays is to climb on the bed. If I can lie next to Yunjing, my face will look like I'm dying of laughter. By the way, I pretend to be careless and put my hands up and down, pat Yunjing's buttocks, touch Yunjing's slender waist, Then he smiled contentedly.It's all because the face looks too honest and innocent, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a disciple. Yun Jing endured and endured, and finally couldn't bear it when he was lying on her body, and kicked him off the bed.
Why do you always dawdle on me, why don't you just lie down on your side.Yun Jing couldn't say these words at all, and what's even more hateful was that there was always a scorched iron rod under Qianli's crotch, rubbing against her thigh all the time.At the same time, a man naturally knows what that means, but - he is not a woman!
Qianli was thrown to the ground, with her bare feet sticking to the ground, and said sadly, "I'm very uncomfortable".
"Huh?" Yun Jing blushed and didn't want to look at him.
Qianli bit his lip hard, and almost missed a blood mark, and said weakly and expectantly to Yun Jing who was sitting on the bed: "I'm in estrus, and I don't have a mating partner, you..." And there are a few more words I didn't say anything, you look so good-looking, I like it very much, if you lie under me, I will be very happy, of course, if you don't want to, I can also lie under you.
Estrus!Yun Jing, who had grown up suddenly from a childish little tiger, was not calm anymore, he wondered why this guy always had the ability to make himself angry.He pointed tremblingly at Qianli who thought he was brazen and asked: "You pervert, what are you talking about in estrus? Are you an animal?"
Qianli bit his lip and nodded lightly: "Yes, I am a pheasant. I have a tail. If you don't believe me, take a look." After finishing speaking, Qianli picked up his shirt and turned sideways, revealing a long, long tail. Yes, colorful tail feathers.
"You..." Yun Jing was so angry that she fell down inadvertently.Before he fell into a coma, he told himself that it was really bad luck for eight lifetimes that he met Qianli.
***
Waking up again, Qianli lay down next to him with a ruddy face and was extremely satisfied, sleeping on the same pillow with him, seeing him wake up, she grinned shyly, "Your skin is so white."
Yun Jing's face turned pale, and she looked down in disbelief.Ahhhhh!His shirt was half unbuttoned, revealing one side of his white waist, nothing more than bare flesh.There is still a puddle of whiteness beside the waist mark, which is obscene at first glance.Yunjing always loves cleanliness the most, and can't even tolerate dust, but now the perverted dead beast actually challenges his authority!Yun Jing resentfully pointed at Qianli's limp nose and yelled: "You bastard, what did you do to me, what did you do?"
Qianli's eyes were hazy, obviously feeling comfortable and exhausted after venting, humming a few lazy words with his nose: "I just rubbed and then ejaculated. I didn't touch you, and you didn't agree." Okay, It turned out that he also knew to ask for permission from others.
Ah ah ah ah ah!Yun Jing wanted to strangle herself, why did he faint, why!
The author has something to say: this week's task 2w1 averaged [-] per day...
Xiaohu's episode is dedicated to being funny, I don't know if everyone has laughed
There are two chapters in the second chapter and the next chapter the pheasant is eaten
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40, Yunhu episode 2...
After once, there will be twice, Yunjing suddenly found that the person lying beside her is no longer so hateful, it's a habit, as long as she doesn't do more than a thousand miles away!But this guy is just a natural idiot, and he clings to him too much day by day,
Performing his extremely lewd moves all the time!Apart from wearing human skin, Yun Jing is very sure that this guy is a beast.
The paradox is that Yunjing doesn't want to leave, she lives in a house with thousands of miles away, and every day he cooks the dishes, washes her clothes, and pours hot water for her. It's real and moving, once she tastes this kind of home atmosphere, Yun Jing finds it hard to get rid of it.What is hateful is Qianli's defiant estrus!
One day, Yun Jing leaned against the fence wall, looked at the budding petunias, and felt that the petunia's small size was really cute.The flower stalks were covered with dew from the previous night, and they looked lovely. Yun Jing couldn't help but think of the Baihua Fairy in the heaven, who also had a beauty that I could still pity on.
At the same time as he was dazed, he was suddenly attacked from behind, and a body that seemed to be burned by fire approached him, sticking his waxy and hot lips to Yunjing's earlobe, and his lower body was embraced by both hands, that Without saying a word, the hands that were as delicate as a snake picked up his trousers, and easily removed him to only a thin layer of trousers.
Qianli's wretched thing was groping outside Yunjing's trousers, and there was a crying pleading in his ear: "Please, I am really uncomfortable. I am also a beast. You should be able to understand my situation very well." ? Just this time, okay, if you get into a rut in the future, I will definitely help you like this." It seems that Qianli was forced to do nothing. Although he acted like Meng Lang before, he always respected Yunjing's meaning, even if the evil fire in his heart was straight Burn, nor will it be put into practical action.But today, he was burning with desire, and he didn't want to bear it, and he really couldn't bear it anymore.
Yun Jing's face turned pale, she turned around and pushed him away, quickly pulled up her pants, and said depressedly: "I'm not the same as you, you are a monster and I am not." Thinking that she must not make any moves with a monster in heat. It was a shameful thing, but when he saw him being pushed lightly, lying powerlessly on the ground, he felt a little sympathetic.Animals really can't escape their damned instincts, and it's no wonder this handsome and innocent guy did such a coercive thing.
Qianli was lying on the ground, with his back rubbed against the uneven ground, and he moaned indistinctly: "Uh...uh..."
Yun Jing was convinced.Lying on the ground and making such a sound without doing anything, this guy is really strong!
After thinking for a while, Yunjing lifted up Qianli's collar in a great way, dragged him back to his room when he was soft into a puddle of mud, and threw him on the bed.He said mercifully, "You're out of luck today, I'll find someone to purify the fire myself!"
"Well... don't, don't want anyone else, Yun Jing, don't want anyone else." Qianli's face was red, but he could still hear clearly, stretching his arms and screaming, black as obsidian Eyes drooping on the ground.Yun Jing's heart moved, but she didn't know what to think of, so she made up her mind and walked out.
"No, don't, Yun Jing!"
Yun Jing is very clear about the reason why she is more noble than monsters. Having a relationship with a person who has no feelings can only be called copulation, and being with someone she likes like is the real sexual intercourse.He is a fairy beast, and his innate arrogance makes him unwilling to join forces with monsters and beasts. Besides, he still doesn't understand his own mentality, so it is absolutely impossible to act like a good person.Maybe he has an inexplicable affection for Qianli, but that's not enough for him to commit himself.
Fortunately, there was a pedestrian in the suburbs, and Yun Jing grabbed him as if seeing a savior and ran back.With this person helping Qianli to vent, I don't have to endure his white fluid and stickiness all the time.Throwing the passer-by on the bed, and taking a last look at the passer-by lying on Qianli's body, Yun Jing sighed and stood outside the house waiting.
Suddenly there were high and low moans and weak sighs in the room, which suddenly came to an end—so fast?Yun Jing gritted her teeth, didn't that guy from Qianli say that he doesn't want anyone but himself, why can he enter the state just after throwing a passerby in?Thinking of the passer-by's big, thick, and weathered face licking Qianli's body, Yun Jing felt sick.Feeling being teased and deceived, it turns out that Qianli is really so lewd, anyone can do it!
"Ah!" There was a burst of exclamation in the room.
Yun Jing was out of breath, and wanted to leave right away, but a gust of evil fire forced him to turn around halfway, kicked the door he had just closed heavily, and shouted: "Qianli, you shameless... ..."
The curtains were put down in the room, the light was very dark, the fainted lump on the ground still inevitably entered Yunjing's eyelids, Qianli leaned over the bed, and the things that fell from the bed to the ground knew what they were without looking.
When Qianli saw Yun Jing, he leaned forward excitedly, half of his body fell on the ground, and kept saying: "I, I don't want him, Yun Jing don't go..."
"..." Yunjing finally compromised. After knowing that Qianli didn't mess with passers-by, he felt a lot better. The sour and bitter emotions disappeared without a trace. You made so many noises, I really convinced you!" At this point, it is impossible to find another passer-by by yourself, so who else can help Qianli besides himself?Even if I want to thank him for his three meals a day.
Yun Jing kicked the fainted passer-by out and closed the door.Slowly walked to Qianli's bedside, helped him up, and lay flat on the bed.Qianli's voice was unsteady, and he said with surprise: "Yun Jing, Yun Jing, you, do you really want to?"
Yun Jing squeezed his sharp chin in embarrassment, and said viciously: "Shut up for me, I won't do it."
"No, it doesn't matter, as long as it's you..." Qianli said with a smile, his tone full of joy.Yun Jing was really helpless, took off her shoes, lay beside Qianli, put down the cover again, and felt the charming atmosphere in the bed.
Hey... It's a big loss, just unlucky to fall into the water, just unlucky to hit a bridge pier, just unlucky to be washed away by the water, just unlucky to flow around Qianli, will he sacrifice his body?This is too funny!
***
Satisfied Qianli no longer has his eyes always shining, but looks at Yunjing with an attitude of incomparable satisfaction, doing laundry and cooking more diligently, but because of Yunjing's suffering, his eye circles are dark and bags under his eyes Swelling, talking about essence and blood, he vomits blood every day, how can he get better, in order to satisfy that bottomless pit, Yun Jing sacrificed a lot, ten old turtles can't make up for it!
However, he is a very responsible person. For some things, once you have done it, you can do whatever you want. It is better not to look for those soft girls. It is the business to be honest with the idiot for thousands of miles.The poor "pure and pure" Yun Jing has since become a "married" person.
Yunjing felt that the place where Qianli lived was too dilapidated, it was just a thatched hut, and it might be blown down by the wind or rain at any time. He used to borrow it, and he couldn't ask too much. Now the relationship between the two is different. , Yunjing naturally has to think about her future life.So he took thousands of miles to re-select the site, and found a paradise with beautiful scenery and suitable for rural life.Yun Jing built several bamboo huts on the vast land with her own hands.Their comfortable nest is named Cuizhu Xiaozhu.
The two of them originally didn't need so many houses, but Yunjing thought that both of them were beasts, they could have children freely, and in their long lives, they had to leave at least one proof of their love for each other. (Listen, it's all evidence of love.) So I worked hard in Qianli's womb, looking forward to the birth of the first child.
In the joy and peace, Yunjing forgot to ask Qianli's wishes.
On this day, Yunjing came back from the county town to buy clothes and other things, and planned to call out Qianli to eat his favorite pastry. "Thousands of miles, thousands of miles—" He called out several times, but he didn't see the usual person who always rushed out immediately.Yun Jing became anxious, thinking that something happened during the period of time when she was away, she threw away the burden in her hands, and ran nervously to the hut of the two of them.
The house next to the peach tree was very different from usual, and Yun Jing, who had a keen sense of smell, could smell the intrusion of outsiders almost immediately.The fishy smell didn't smell like a human, but rather like some species he hated.With doubts in her heart, coupled with the fact that the bamboo door was tightly closed, Yun Jing deliberately made no noise, and slowly walked up the stairs step by step.
There are still curtains in broad daylight!Yun Jing's face darkened, only to hear a deep male voice in the room saying: "Baby, you actually have it in your stomach? What happened? I've never been so careless when I was here. It's still that reckless man too Clumsy? He didn't know you would be pregnant? Isn't he a fairy beast? A fairy beast would be such an idiot?" Yun Jing clenched her fists, and two words came to mind - adulterer!
Taking advantage of his absence, he secretly met with an adulterer, and was so absorbed that he didn't even hear his own cry!
I heard Qianli's voice justifying: "He's not a reckless man, he wants me to give birth to a child for him, but, but..." But before he could say anything, the deep male voice immediately continued: "But you don't want to Well, it doesn't matter, anyway he
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