married with son

1. Sao Baoshou and XX Gong? (insect)...

"I like men, but I need a son. If you don't want to sell your son, then you can marry him directly. The son will take my surname, and you can still live with him."

sounds good......

"About the distribution of property after you get married, you get a monthly salary for a car and a house, and you don't have to go to work, cook, clean, do laundry, and don't serve Xiangbei."

sounds even better...

"Of course, you have your personal freedom. The only condition is that Xiang Beibei must be changed to An Beibei, but you are still his father."

Sounds like... Halley's Comet hitting Earth! ?It's pie in the sky! !It's the end of the world! !What kind of shit luck is this! ! !Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......

"Xiang Chen?"

"make a deal!!"

Carrying Astro Boy's small schoolbag on his back, Xiangbei looked up at the small western-style building in front of him: "Dad... shall we live here from now on?"

"That's right!" With a stuffed chicken in his left hand and a stuffed duck in his right, he was carrying a large travel bag behind his back, and a pair of red boxers was sticking out from the zipper of the travel bag, which was blowing in the wind and was precarious.

Xiang Beibei's eyes were trembling: "Dad...this place is so big! It's like a castle!! Did you say that the new mother you found for me is a princess??"

Xiang Chen pushed his glasses and thought for a while: "Ah...it should be the prince."

"Isn't the prince a man?"

"Yes, it's a man."

"Isn't it a new mother?"

"I didn't say I'd find you a female mother..."

Looking at Xiang Chen with red eyes, Xiang Bei raised his small fist tremblingly: "How can you lie to a child!! Our teacher said that you have a problem with your educational attitude!!"

Xiang Chen raised his fist with a ferocious face: "I have no problem with my educational attitude, what do you want the teacher to do!"

"I want to duel with you!!"

"Come on, bastard!"

The gate of the small western building opened with a "squeak", and Xiang Beibei was riding on Xiang Chen's neck and biting his ear, Xiang Chen was circling on the ground in pain, bumping into the person who came out, Xiang Bei Beibei licked his ear and meowed at the visitor, then quickly let go of his mouth and whispered to Xiang Chen, "Dad! Is he the new mother you're talking about?"

Xiang Chen fixed his eyes in a daze, "Well...it's him."

Xiang Beibei crawled down along Xiang Chen's arm, pulled Xiang Chen's hand back, and stopped ten meters away from the person: "Dad, you clearly said to find me a female mother, how could you?" Become a male father?"

"Because he's rich."

"Rich?!" Xiang Beibei raised his voice, looking up at Xiang Chen.

"kindness"

"Transformers? Ultraman? Game console? Video game city? Amusement park!!? Seafood! BBQ! Food stall!??"

Xiang Chen looked up to the sky and screamed: "Ahahahahahahahaha house, car, money... no need to go to work, no cooking, no cleaning, no laundry! The point is that I don't need to wait on you!"

Bowing his head to Beibei, he straightened the folded corners of his clothes, raised his head, and smiled like wow haha, and the clean child's voice was clear and sweet: "Dad!"

Xiang Chen bowed his head: "Why?"

"I didn't call you!" Then he opened his arms and swayed his calves and ran straight ahead: "Father, I am your new son! My name is Xiangbeibei."

An Che squatted down, picked up Xiang Beibei and rubbed his head again: "You are so good." Turning around and entering the door, it was only after a while that he faintly heard: "Xiang Chen? Why don't you come in."

Xiang Chen scratched his hair in grief and indignation: You son of a bitch!White-eyed wolf!

Xiang Beibei is crazy, such a big house, and his own small room?Now there is no need to squeeze a single bed with my dad!ah! !Transformers!Ahhh! !Ultraman! !Ahhhhh! !game room! !

Xiang Beibei choked up several times with excitement: "Dad, I'm not dreaming."

An Che smiled and shook his head: "No, you play by yourself first, and I'll talk to your father about something."

Xiang Chen was sitting on the bedroom floor flipping through her travel bag, still muttering: "Pants...four pairs...socks...three pairs...half a pair of socks... Where did you go? Forget it....four shirts...trousers...T-shirt...jeans..... Huh? Huh? Where's the suit?" His head got into the travel bag for a long time: "No!?" The simple design of the bedroom seemed to have been robbed, and An Che frowned deeply: "Xiang Chen, come out, I have something to say to you explain."

"Wait a minute, have you seen my suit?"

"Can I see your suit! Get the hell out of here!"

There were two opposite sides on the rectangular dining table, Xiang Chen took two sips of the coffee in front of him, frowned and stuck out his tongue: "It's expired, it's so bitter."

"Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand."

Xiang Chen pouted, disapproving.

"First, let's talk about our conditions."

"Isn't everything settled?"

"Needs to be partially supplemented."

Xiang Chen's eyes lit up: "Say it."

"Give you a car and this place will not change, and if you give you a house, this place will not change. It is yours and will definitely be given to you, but... the right to use it is 30 years later, that is to say, it will wait until you are 35 years north. years old, and can officially inherit An’s company, if there is a little deviation in the middle, it’s out of the question. Next is salary. You are an employee of An’s, and you are doing business. The salary system is more pay for more work. You can be a rice bug at home, and I will also give you a salary. Half of the interns are [-] a month. It doesn’t change if you don’t do the laundry, but you don’t have a babysitter at home. You don’t have to clean but you have to keep the house clean. If it’s like just now, the wages will be fully deducted, and you don’t have to cook. I usually eat out. I will send Beibei to An's own elementary school, where meals are provided all day long, there are fruits and vegetables in the refrigerator, if you want to eat, you can do it yourself."

There was a "pop" of coffee foam: "An... Mr. An! You don't have to go too far!! You didn't say that before!!"

An Tua shook the contract in his hand: "You have already signed it."

"What I signed, what I signed...wasn't what you said when I signed!!"

An Che still passed the contract: "Two copies, take care of the following, if there is any need to add, Party A can make changes at any time, and Party B must accept it unconditionally, and I didn't make a mistake in everything I said before, just added supplements. "

"Anche!! You are cheating!!"

"You can choose to leave, and I will not demand liquidated damages from you, but Xiangbei must stay, because he is my son now."

Xiang Chen froze: "Boss An, I...I mean..."

"kindness?"

"When I moved here, I left everything at home... including home appliances, furniture, tables, chairs and benches... and clothes... and now I lost my suit... ...Could you lend me one first...Imitation will do...I wear it to work....."

2. No. 1 Cowherd in the Business Department! ...

Xiang Chen was yawning and sitting in the office, Xiao Wang next door looked up at him with a smirk on his face: "Didn't you let the rich woman take care of you? Why are you coming to work again?"

Xiang Chen rubbed the corners of his eyes, the bags under his eyes were so big that they drooped down to his chin: "Even if I'm trapped, I still have my personality and my dignity."

Xiao Wang smiled wretchedly and said, "Tsk tsk, you still have personality and dignity? What's the matter? Didn't sleep well last night? You moved to a new house, the owner is too enthusiastic, right? Tsk tsk, you can't see it with your small body, you say this rich woman doesn't Open your eyes, why did you fall in love with you?"

"My own charm is exuded from the inside out. Can you, a mortal, see my brilliance?"

"It's all right, I'm a mortal, the manager let you go, it's probably because of that female client."

Xiang Chen lowered his head and rummaged under the computer desk, then took out a small mirror and a small comb, looked at the mirror and combed again, grinning and revealing a mouthful of white teeth: "How are you? Are you energetic?"

With a disgusted expression on his face, Xiao Wang stretched out his thumb: "Handsome! No. 1 cowboy in the sales department!"

The manager of the business department was a bald man with a swollen head. Seeing Xiang Chen coming in, he nodded and motioned him to sit down. Xiang Chen hurriedly smiled and said, "Manager, look for me."

The bald man picked up an envelope from the table: "Who was the one who cried and said that he would resign? Why did you come back so shamelessly today?"

Xiang Chen laughed foolishly, and snatched the envelope from the bald man while he was unprepared: "You just pretend that my head was caught by the door, and I'm out of my mind."

The bald man looked up at the empty glass in front of him without saying a word, Xiang Chen took the glass over with trembling hands, stood up and ran to the water dispenser to get a glass of water, and brought it back like a dog: "Manager, you drink water. "

The bald man blew hot air: "I like that you have eyesight, brat. This letter of resignation was suppressed for you, and I will hand it over to the higher-ups later. You packed up and left long ago."

"Yes, yes, the manager's great kindness is unforgettable."

"Okay, I'll help you make an appointment with Ms. Lin in the afternoon. This client must be negotiated. If it succeeds, our business department will be proud of the whole company and even the headquarters."

"Don't worry."

Sitting in the staff restaurant for lunch at noon, Xiao Wang came over again with a lunch box: "What are you thinking? The rice grains are all gone."

Xiang Chen lowered his eyes sourly: "You will never understand my heart, just like the day does not understand the darkness of night..."

Xiao Wang spit out a mouthful of rice, and left with the lunch box: "Go on, go on."

This can't be blamed on Xiang Chen, since he moved into the small mansion, even though he only lived there for one night