married with son

Xiang Beibei's strength came onto the stage, and the guests in the audience had long noticed the father and son in parent-child attire, and they all applauded when they saw people on the stage.

Xiang Chen wore a pink shirt today, with an exaggerated peacock feather pinned on his chest, pure white trousers, pointy white leather shoes, a black and white top hat slantingly blocking one eye, the other His eyes were black and shining brightly, his thin lips were slightly upturned, Xiang Beibei's clothes had the same expression, he raised his head to take the guitarist's microphone, and a childish voice sounded: "Today is my father's big day. .....He finally got out of the claws of Uncle Bald Donkey. Although I am still struggling in Teacher Fang's claws, I still want to celebrate! Next, my father and I will bring you a song. The name of this song is Ye Shanghai, it was a long time ago that my father chased Aunt Xuan and forced me to practice it. Later, he didn’t meet Aunt Xuan, so this song has never been... umm!! umm!!! Don’t cover my mouth! !!"

Xiang Chen blocked Xiang Bei Bei's mouth without any image in the back, and then wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Okay, if you don't block it, I'll shake it all out...

The audience laughed loudly, and the band on the stage also shook their shoulders with laughter. I don’t know who started it first, but the music sounded unknowingly. Sing: "Ye Shanghai Ye Shanghai, you are a city that never sleeps! Daddy sing!"

Xiang Chen was amused by the baby-voiced lead singer, took the microphone from the band and smiled at the audience, and danced a tango from the 30s to the music, but...the dance partner was Xiang Bei north......

"Night Shanghai Night Shanghai

you are a city that never sleeps

The car lights up, the sound of singing and dancing raises peace

I saw her smile

Who knew she was depressed

Nightlife is all about food, clothing, housing and transportation..."

The audience in the audience were immersed in the performance of the funny father and son on the stage. Xiao Wang was busy applauding at the table, and even forgot to drink the wine. There were a few foreigners sitting in the corner, all smiling and looking at the people on the stage. , the person in the middle couldn't see any expression on his face, flicked the cigarette a few times lightly, turned his head and said sorry to the person next to him, got up and walked to the stage.

Xiang Chenzheng and Xiang Beibei danced lively, stretched his head, and suddenly saw the person standing on the stage, An Che made a gentlemanly gesture of invitation, and Xiang Beibei had a laugh, and immediately put Pushing Xiang Chen into An Che's arms, holding the microphone and following the music, An Che danced around Xiang Chen's waist, with the corners of his mouth raised high: "It's so beautiful, like a peacock... .”

8. When playing hard to get...

When he came out of the bar, Xiao Wang was still dizzy, Ju Zi was shocked, but he didn't wake up from the shock. Originally, the father and son danced well, why did they suddenly run up to a man, just go up, why? Still kissing Xiang Chen in public? ?Xiao Wang's eyes blurred: "I know...that's the etiquette of foreigners! It's no big deal!"

Tangerine kicked Xiao Wang with a ferocious face: "That's a Chinese!!"

When Xiang Chen was hugged off the stage by An Che, his eyes were so wide that he was almost as big as a bull. No matter how well he danced, this person jumped up and danced as fast as he could. Naturally, this dance partner was better than Xiang Bei, but... ...Who made you kiss and hug! !This is not home... Bah!Not at home either.

"Mr. An An...Let's talk if you have something to say, let me go first..."

An Che raised his eyebrows: "I need to discuss Beibei's education with you. I want to know how he appeared in this kind of place at this time."

Xiang Beibei followed behind holding Xiang Chen's top hat, and when his name was called, he ran to the car door like a puppy, and pulled the door open: "Uncle An, please get in the car."

An Che threw Xiang Chen into the car, looked at Xiang Bei again, and Xiang Bei pouted with aggrieved expression: "Uncle An, Dad forced me to come here, and I can't get in that place even if I want to!"

The corners of Xiang Chen's mouth twitched and he stretched out his hand to slap Xiang Bei Bei's head: "Who is crying at home, come out with me!"

Xiang Beibei covered his head and climbed into the car: "I asked you to take me to the amusement park."

"You! Bitch!"

Xiang Beibei watched An Che help him fasten his seat belt, his big eyes flickered: "Uncle An, you are so handsome!"

An Che turned her head: "What do you want to say?"

Xiang Beibei pouted and kissed An Che on the face with a "chirp": "I like Uncle An."

An Che patted Xiang Beibei's little head: "It's useless to like it."

One sentence completely shattered Xiang Beibei's little heart, his big eyes were so red that he was about to shed tears: "I don't want to go to the United States..."

Sitting at the back, Xiang Chen kept thinking about how to explain this matter when he saw his colleagues next time. Hearing Xiang Beibei's crying voice, he sat up straight: "Mr. An...why did you send Bei Bei North to America?"

An Che started the car: "You shouldn't have asked me about this."

"Then...then who do I ask?"

"What do you think? What I need is Beibei's excellent brain, instead of raising a useless ordinary child. I sent Beibei to the United States to let him receive advanced studies. Beibei's IQ is much higher than his peers. But my thinking is immature, what I need is a Xiangbei who can stand alone in the future, not..."

"That's enough, Boss An!" Xiang Chen clenched his fists and took a deep breath: "No matter what you need, Beibei is only five years old! You can't deprive him of the rights he should have as a child just because of your needs, Maybe I have problems with Beibei's education, but I can gradually correct these in the future, no matter what, I am Beibei's father, and I will not agree with you letting Beibei go to the United States!"

An Che looked at the front with an expression on his face: "I have already contacted Beibei, and the United States must go."

"You...you park!"

Pushing open the car door, he walked out angrily, walked around to the front and opened the side door, and carried Xiang Beibei out: "An's job has already been resigned, so I will rely on the contract today! If you have the ability You go and sue! Even if I hold my son and flee to Africa as a refugee, I won’t let him leave me! America! Beautiful you big-headed ghost! Cold-blooded profiteer!" "Bang" kicked the car door , Holding Xiang Beibei and walking forward without looking back.

An Che lit a cigarette, and the corners of his mouth slowly curled up: "Xiang Chen? Interesting."

Xiang Beibei lay on Xiang Chen's shoulder and sniffed: "Dad...where are we going..."

Xiang Chen sighed, "Go home."

"Where do we have a home... Last time I owed the landlord auntie 500 yuan and didn't pay it back. Before leaving, I broke the glass of the house. Now I will be kicked out when I go back... .”

Xiang Chen paused, and the corners of his eyes twitched a little: "Who told you to hit the glass?"

"You let..."

"I?"

"Well, you said that the landlord is not a good person, and you said that you will never go back there after you have a big house."

Xiang Chen put Xiang Bei Bei on the ground, pinched her round cheeks, and said helplessly, "Bei Bei, do you think Dad is a good father?"

Xiang Beibei pursed his lips and thought for a while: "Yes...Although Teacher Fang always speaks ill of Dad, I still like Dad the most."

Xiang Chen squatted/down/put the villain into his arms: "But what's so good about Dad? He's poor and has no skills. If that person named An really sues us, Dad might go to jail."

Xiang Bei patted Xiang Chen a few times like an adult: "It's okay, we can go to Africa as refugees, and I'll be the cleanest kid there."

Xiang Chen stuck his head into Xiang Beibei's small neck, and shed a few tears as he didn't go out. Xiang Beibei pursed his lips and was about to cry, when Xiang Chen muttered: "What about Beibei, I just He actually kicked the door of General Manager An's car... Will he make me pay for it?"

The tears that Xiang Beibei had brewed halfway shrank back, opened his arms and pushed Xiang Chen aside, looking at his father with disgust: "You are so embarrassing..."

Xiang Chen sat on the ground, took out his pocket, and took out the wrinkled 50 yuan: "Today's money is all for clothes... Son, do you have any?"

Xiang Beibei rummaged through his body, and took out a piece that was bigger than fifty: "Just now Aunt Orange bought me some sweets..."

Xiang Chen pulled his hair, wrinkled his nose and eyes together: "One hundred and five...you can find a hotel... let's talk about tomorrow's business." As he spoke, he stood up and dragged Xiang Beibei to continue Walking forward, looking back at the North Pole with extreme reluctance: "Dad...are we really not going back?"

Xiang Chen frowned, eyes turned up, bit his lower lip and thought for a while: "I don't know if this trick of playing hard to get will be useful to your Uncle An, if he really doesn't want us, our father and I will really go to the northwest wind , but don't worry, based on your father's years of experience in the sea of ​​flowers, your Uncle An must have taken a fancy to your father, and now your father's status must be higher than yours."

Xiang Beibei raised his neck and looked at Xiang Chen: "Then what if Uncle An doesn't like you? What if he really sues you?"

"Hey bastard, if he doesn't like your dad, how can he kiss and hug you all right? Then let me ask you this way. If you don't like Zhang Xiaopang, will you kiss his face?"

With a vomit-like expression on Beibei's face: "No way."

"That's right, so, your Uncle An must have taken a fancy to me!"

"But I saw the kitten I like