Xu Fuji

Like a cat whose tail has been stepped on, Xu Chunfeng rushed back to the dormitory at the speed of an arrow, and secretly peeped out the door until Aunt Li turned around and went downstairs with a mutter, and then he took a breath.Xu Shanlan and Feng Yushu were having fun in the dormitory, Xu Chunfeng waved his hands: "What are you laughing at, the enemy situation is over, hurry up and take a shower." He ran out again with a basin in his hand.

The man in glasses from the law department leaned on the door frame and joked: "Are you still going? Are you afraid that Aunt Li will come up again?" Xu Chunfeng snorted: "What do you know? This is called strategy. The most dangerous moment is the safest moment." Start pouring.The man in glasses rubbed his chin, turned around and ran to the end of the corridor, pinching his throat and imitating Aunt Li and shouting: "That boy, who is taking a shower in the water room, come out!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Xu Chunfeng running back like a duck with its feathers plucked. The man with glasses laughed loudly, and the other spectators also laughed.Only when Xu Chunfeng heard the laughter did he realize that he had been deceived, and said bitterly to the man with glasses, "Okay, just wait."

The man with glasses, like Xu Chunfeng, stood in the middle of the corridor and shook his butt: "Come on, hit me, hit me." Suddenly he heard something behind him, and when he turned around, Xu Chunfeng was running towards him with a large basin of cold water.The man with glasses scolded "grass" and ran away. You must know that Xu Chunfeng is not wearing clothes, but he is.

Xu Chunfeng swung a basin of water over his head, most of it was sprinkled on the glasses man's body, his clothes were soaked, he was a drowned chicken, Xu Chunfeng laughed loudly.The man in glasses stopped, wiped the water on his face, and pointed at Xu Chunfeng: "You have a kind." He ran back to the dormitory to get a basin, and shouted: "Brothers, brother, I was bullied by the foreign language department. .”

Thus, the boys from the foreign language department and the law department on this level staged a magnificent battle of the century!Even Xu Shanlan, who has always been calm, joined the battle group.No one on both sides was to be outdone, and the clothes, body, ground, and walls were all covered with water.It is really that the water basin and the water curtain fly together, and the ground and the wall are the same color. The dormitory is sad and the water room is crying.

When the battle reached a fever pitch, the foreign language department got out from nowhere the thick hose used by the uncle who cleaned the corridor to divert water, connected it to the faucet, pressed his finger on the other end, and pointed it at the dormitory of the law department.This is not a water pipe, isn’t this a machine gun? The legal department who fought fled in despair, shouting: "You are cheating, you are cheating!" "Too careless!"

Xu Chunfeng and Xu Shanlan hooked their shoulders together and returned laughing.Feng Yushu was about to go out to meet the girls. After spraying Moss and brushing his hair, he glanced at them like a madman, curled his lips: "I'm sick, I'm really full."

Xu Chunfeng looked at Feng Yushu's brand-new clothes, his dog-like demeanor, and winked at Xu Shanlan.Xu Shanlan was not a fuel-efficient lamp, so he immediately understood.The two of them didn't enter the dormitory, they turned around and went back to the water room, one of them filled a large basin of water.Feng Yushu was stupid and walked towards the other end of the corridor. The two big basins of water were not vague at all, pouring them thoroughly.

Feng Yushu screamed "Oh my god", and all his clothes were ruined. Xiaojun turned pale with anger, pointed at the laughing Xu Xu and scolded: "Fuck your mother!"

Those two are playing crazy, how can we spare him at this time?Xu Shanlan rushed forward, twisted the lock with both hands, Feng Yushu couldn't move, Xu Chunfeng gave his hand, and the two raised their heads and legs, and hugged Feng Yushu horizontally.Xu Shanlan asked: "What should I do?" Xu Chunfeng tilted his head: "Enter the water room."

Feng Yushu shouted: "What are you two going to do? Fuck me, let me down!" Xu Chunfeng grimly said, "Rape first, then kill!" Xu Shanlan said slowly, "After killing, rape again." Xu Chunfeng He added another sentence along the way: "Kill after rape."

Under the threat of rape and murder, the two of them took Feng Yushu to the water room and threw it into the large sink of white tiles.Xu Chunfeng turned on all the faucets and turned them to the maximum.Think about it, lying in a cold sink, with seven or eight taps spraying cold water on you, even in summer, you can't stand it.Feng Yushu died in less than 2 minutes, with snot and tears flowing together, crying and shouting: "Brother, I was wrong, I was really wrong, please forgive me..."

Xu Chunfeng scolded with a smile: "Looking at your pustules, you should have shouted 'If you kill me, I won't surrender'."

"And 'let the storm come more violently'." Xu Shanlan pressed Feng Yushu and added slowly.

"You two are my masters, it's really bad, it's really bad, you're going to die, you're going to die!"

While making noise, Lang Zening came back.

As soon as Lang Zening entered the corridor, he heard the noise in the water room. It was already late and the lights would be turned off soon.He wanted to go back to the dormitory to get a basin to wash up, but he heard Xu Chunfeng's voice, and he couldn't help walking to the water room.

Xu Chunfeng and Xu Shanlan were pressing Feng Yushu hard.He forgot that Xu Shanlan was wearing clothes but he didn't, and he was bare-backed.As a result, as soon as Lang Zening entered the water room, he saw the two petals of Bai Huahua's buttocks facing him.I'm stupid, he cursed in his heart.That can't be ignored, go up and pull Xu Chunfeng away: "Put him down quickly, if something goes wrong, it will be over."

Xu Chunfeng smirked: "The hammer is fine, this kid is tough." He said, but let go of his hand.Feng Yushu jumped out of the pool, his upper teeth were knocked down, he didn't know whether he was scared or cold.Lang Zening asked: "Are you okay, the spring breeze is too much." Feng Yushu knew that the three of them were in a group, so how dare they offend him, so he quickly said: "It's okay." He shrank his neck and went back to the dormitory.

Xu Chunfeng smiled: "Look at him like that." Lang Zening saw him walking naked while walking a bird with a smug expression on his face, his heart was filled with inexplicable anger, he gave Xu Chunfeng a hard look, and said, "Hurry up and get dressed, don't you?" Heartless stuff." Without waiting for him to answer, he turned and left.

Lang Zening had never spoken to him in such a tone before, but Xu Chunfeng was taken aback, blinked at Xu Shanlan, and asked doubtfully, "Is he all right? Did he take the gunpowder?"

Xu Shanlan pursed his lips and smiled, blinked his eyes as well, and said, "You know him better than me. If you don't know if he's okay, how would I know?"

"Ah, that's true." Xu Chunfeng nodded, thought for a while, and sighed helplessly, "Men, there are always a few days every month." He hooked Xu Shanlan's neck, "Let's go, buddy."

Taking advantage of everyone's busy work, Lang Zening went to the water room to take a quick shower.Climbing on the bed and tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep, Xu Chunfeng's little buttocks dangling all over his eyes.Damn it, Lang Zening helped himself with the pillow towel, he was completely at ease.But he couldn't sleep even more, he frowned and thought, to Xu Chunfeng, he wouldn't... right?That's worse than knowing I'm gay, no, I have to stay away from him.

How can it be so easy to say to stay away?There is a saying that falls in love with someone not because of how much you get from him, but because of how much you give for him.The more you pay, the more you will value this relationship.

Besides, both of them are in the same dormitory, they still have upper and lower bunk beds, they don't see each other when they look up, they were tired of being together before, if they say keep a distance, then keep a distance, Lang Zening can't do it.At most, it's just going out as soon as possible and going back to bed as late as possible, and I have to chat more or less before turning off the lights.

He wanted to avoid Xu Chunfeng, but Xu Chunfeng jumped in front of him by himself. What is this called? It's called ape dung.

On this day, Lang Zening went to the Sanhao Street office building to issue a certain bank's credit card, and rode a bicycle back.Passing by the exhibition hall, I saw Xu Chunfeng standing beside the overpass in a daze, staring blankly at the people coming and going on the street.Holding a large white paper in both hands, it stands upright in front of the chest, with two large black characters on it: Tutor.This image is so joyful that it can be sold as a grass root.

It is the first ten days of July. Although it is not yet the hottest time, two or three o'clock in the afternoon is enough to get the sun.The little broken boy was wearing half sleeves, his head was covered with sweat, and he looked like he had been standing for a long time.

Lang Zening pushed the cart and walked over: "Hey, what are you doing?" Seeing his eyes brighten, Xu Chunfeng was amused: "Hammer, why are you going?"

"I'm going to issue some credit cards, and you want to be a tutor?"

"Ah. My fellow villagers told me that this is a good job. It's 10 yuan an hour. It's more profitable than McDonald's, and you can accumulate experience."

Just as they were talking, a black car stopped in front of them, the rear door was rolled down, and a woman asked, "Hey, what do you teach?"

Xu Chunfeng hurried over: "English, I'm from the English department."

"Well, which school?"

"XXOO Teachers College."

Lang Zening stood the bicycle beside him and watched them ask and answer.The woman didn't even get out of the car, talking through the window.The question was casual and brief, like buying Chinese cabbage.Xu Chunfeng bowed his waist and answered very seriously.Lang Zening couldn't see Xu Chunfeng being wronged, even though the little boy was so stupid that he didn't notice it.Going up and teasing the little boy: "Okay, let's not do it."

"Ah?" Xu Chunfeng turned his head to look at him in surprise, and grabbed his hand, "Don't make trouble."

With all his strength, Lang Zening dragged Xu Chunfeng onto the sidewalk, the woman frowned and looked at them both: "I'm sick." She drove away.Xu Chunfeng became anxious: "I said, what are you doing?"

"That woman is not sincere at all, what are you talking to her about?"

"Do you know whether she is sincere or not? If I talk about insincerity, won't it be over if she is sincere?" The little Pohai was really angry.

Lang Zening took a deep breath, and said as calmly as possible: "Listen to me, it's not worthwhile to do this, it's not as good as working at McDonald's."

"Cut, who said that? My fellow villagers said that this is a good job. Two hours of class a night costs 20 yuan, and McDonald's only costs [-] yuan."

Lang Zening reasoned to Xu Chunfeng with his fingers: "McDonald's is close, and tutoring is far away. Doesn't it take time to go back and forth? At least half an hour, that's 20 yuan for three hours, an average of one hour 7 yuan. But don’t forget, McDonald’s serves meals at night.”

Xu Chunfeng lowered his head and said nothing.That's right, the one who was looking for a tutor just now lives near Wu'ai Market, and it takes more than half an hour by car.Lang Zening said again: "Besides, the most important point is, if someone takes you there once, can you find a place by yourself in the future?" Xu Chunfeng was completely speechless, and said dejectedly: "Then what should I do? It’s been a few hours, and I want to earn more money to take a computer training class.” Their school’s computer system is too backward, and they still use DOS, which can’t keep up with the modernization situation at all. They still have to take the WINDOWS exam, and if they fail, they don’t have a degree certificate, so students They are all studying outside.

Lang Zening snorted his head—his hair was hot to the touch—and said, "Let's go, go back to the dormitory. You work at McDonald's first, and I'll find a way for you to find a part-time job."

Xu Chunfeng rubbed the back of his head: "Hammer, I told you, don't be angry, I quit the hourly worker at McDonald's." Without waiting for Lang Zening to ask, he hastily added, "I earn too little, and, besides, I eat Tired of it. My fellow villager said that if you can’t let go of your children, you can’t get a wolf, and you can definitely find a tutor, no problem.” From this, it can be seen that Xu Chunfeng loves to bluff, but he doesn’t have any ideas in his heart, and he will fall into the trap as soon as others persuade him.

Lang Zening helped his forehead helplessly: "Why didn't you tell me earlier."

Xu Chunfeng glanced at him, feeling aggrieved: "I must be able to find you too, you are so godlike that you can't see your shadow every day."

Lang Zening thought about it carefully, and blamed himself, forget it, let's go back to the dormitory first.