Xu Fuji

"Isn't this the legendary ipod?" Xu Chunfeng passed by a gleaming Apple franchise store, and rushed in with eyes full of lights, drooling at the various styles and categories of Apple products inside.

There are not a few people in the store like Xu Xiaoshou who join in the fun, and they all want to compare new products.There are two small computer display machines on one side of the specialty store. They are pure white and look very cute.Xu Xiaoshou clicked his tongue in admiration, and whispered to Lang Xiaogong, "Look how nice, let's get one too."

Lang Xiaogong frowned: "It's too small, it's impractical, and I'm so tired looking at it."

"Who said it, I'm not tired at all." Xu Xiaoshou said while picking up the little mouse. This little mouse is really small, only half the size of a palm, and it can leak out through the fingers if you don't pay attention.There is a black square protrusion on one end of the mouse, facing Xu Xiaoshou's fingertips. "Look at Apple, it's just creative, and the click buttons are different." He touched the left side of the protrusion, and then the right side, it was very hard, and there was no response.Unwilling to give up, he touched it again, but there was still no response.Xu Xiaoshou muttered: "Is it broken?" Lang Xiaogong was about to step forward to have a look, when a guy next to him said: "Customer, you have held the mouse upside down."

"Ah." Xu Xiaomoute calmly adjusted the mouse, the black protrusion is not a click button, but a wrist pad.The other side is very uncreatively the same as a normal mouse, which is also divided into left and right buttons.Lang Xiaogong turned his face to stealthily, Xu Xiaoshou teased him a few times, and said: "Cut, it's not interesting, let's go."

Lang Xiaogong knew that Xu Xiaoshou was humiliated, and he would never try to buy an Apple computer again, so he stopped mentioning this matter wisely, and pushed the shopping cart: "Go to the supermarket."

After shopping in the supermarket, the two of them had a meal at Fuyunlong BBQ, and then drove home.

They are neighbors with Bai Jiming and Liao Weixin, living in the same community.Before entering the hospital, I saw an old lady in ordinary clothes standing in front of the gate talking to the security guard.Xu Xiaoshou glanced at it casually, then suddenly turned around to take a closer look again, pushed the boy Xiaogong, and shouted in panic: "Damn, my mother!"

This sentence startled Lang Xiaogong, and the two quickly got out of the car and walked to the gate.

The old lady was not tall, slightly fat, and her voice was quite loud: "Why don't you let me in? I'm looking for my son, my son!"

"Excuse me, what building does he live in?"

"It's the one on the left as soon as you go in. My eldest son told me, and I can find it by going in."

"What building is it, please?"

"Did I stop talking about the one on the left?"

Xu Xiaoshou hurried over: "Sorry, sorry, she is my mother, thank you." Turning around, he helped the old lady: "Mom, why are you here? Why don't you call first and let me pick you up? found?"

"Why can't I come? If I can't find anything, Dongfeng will tell me how to get there. Hey, hey, things, I still have things." The little old lady ran under the wall a few steps, and Xu Xiaoshou hurried up He leaned forward: "I told you to slow down." Looking at the two big bags, they looked like bundled dynamite packs, "If you take so many things, don't let me pick you up."

Xu Xiaoshou picked them up one by one, and Lang Xiaogong took one.Xu's mother glanced at Lang Xiaogong, and Xu Xiaoshou chuckled: "Well, this is my good friend, Lang Zening, who told you." Lang Xiaogong smiled politely: "Hello, Auntie."

Xu's mother glanced at Xu Xiaoshou, then at Lang Xiaogong, said noncommittally, "Let's go, what are you looking at."

"Ah, let's go." Xu Xiaoshou took advantage of Xu's mother's turning around and touched Lang Xiaogong with his elbow, and the two looked at each other, both of them had a bad feeling.Lang Xiaogong put his things in the car, and the three of them went home together.

As soon as Xu's mother entered the door, she stopped talking and went from room to room with a very serious face.Xu Xiaoshou didn't know what to do, so he stood in the living room with Lang Xiaogong, muttering in a low voice with a bitter face: "It's over, this posture is going to be bad." Lang Xiaogong frowned deeply.

"Hey, do you think she... knows?"

Lang Xiaogong nodded solemnly.Xu Xiao covered his face sadly: "It's over, it's over, how did she know?"

"Maybe... it was your elder brother who went back and said."

"No, we were well prepared when the eldest brother came, and everything was separated. You have a room and I have a room."

Lang Xiaogong watched Xu's mother enter the bedroom, and sighed: "So the eyes of the masses are discerning."

Xu's mother came out with a gloomy face, her eyes swept over their faces, the two men with ulterior motives did not dare to move, and stood obediently.

"My God—how can you tell me to live——" Mother Xu suddenly sat down on the floor, waved her arms and patted her thighs, and burst into tears, "You said that I raised you like this Heartless bastard—what to do—can’t live—”

This voice was so loud that Xu Xiaoshou stretched his hands and feet to help her up in fright: "Mom, don't cry, don't..."

Xu's mother pulled her arm out of Xu Xiaoshou's hand with all her strength, glared at her eyes, and shouted angrily: "Go away!" Xu Xiaoshou rolled away immediately, Xu's mother let go of her throat and continued to cry, "I really don't want to worry about it!" What——I lost my face—”

Lang Xiaogong helped his forehead helplessly, thinking why the cry sounded so familiar, Xu Xiaoshou smiled in embarrassment.The two stood silently, watching a mother vent her disappointment and sadness in the most wanton way.In fact, from the day they were together, they had already expected such a day. They didn't regret it, but seeing their mother's tears with their own eyes, they still felt guilty and heartbroken.

Xu's mother cried endlessly, her voice was hoarse, Xu Xiaoshou couldn't take it anymore, and knelt down in front of her mother: "Mom, hit me, it's my son's fault, I'm sorry for you." She also shed tears.

Seeing that they were both very sad, Lang Xiaogong had to be calm at this time, and stepped forward to help Xu's mother: "Auntie, don't sit on the floor, it's too cold." Xu's mother stopped crying when Xu Xiaoshou knelt down So, I took advantage of the opportunity to sit on the sofa and took out a flower handkerchief to wipe my tears.After wiping it off, Xu Xiaoshou was still on his knees, and kicked: "Get up, why are you pretending?"

"Ah?" Xu Xiaoshou said with tears in his eyes, "Mom, are you not angry?"

Xu's mother glared at him: "Aren't you angry? I was almost pissed off by you! I didn't believe it when your brother told me, so I insisted on seeing it for myself. Well, now that I've finished reading it, I've given up too, oh—— This sigh was full of sourness, and Xu Xiaoshou's heart trembled when he heard it, and he almost burst into tears again.

Xu's mother folded the wet little handkerchief and put it on the coffee table, saying: "Actually, I should have thought of it a long time ago. Alas, you have been different from other boys since you were young."

ah?Xu Xiaoshou said, Mom, what did you think of earlier?When I didn't know Hammer, I didn't want to go this way.Also, I have been like this since I was a child, dare I always be a hidden GAY?

Xu's mother said again: "Other boys, play with boys, but also find ways to bully and bully girls. Pull a pigtail, help catch a small grasshopper, throw a big bug, etc. The two in front of you Brothers are like this, but you don’t think that girls are bluffing, crying, and coquettish, go out with boys all day crazy, and when you see girls, you will slap your nose, and you won’t move forward when you say anything..."

Neither Xu Xiaoshou nor Lang Xiaogong dared to sit down. They stood dumbfounded and listened to Xu's mother's analysis. Why didn't they like to have a table with girls when they went to school? I don't know about puppy love, I don't like female teachers, I only like male teachers.Xu Xiaoshou was taken aback when he heard it, could it be, could it be that he is really gay?

In fact, it’s the same as fortune-telling, it’s obviously ambiguous or even completely untrue, but when you think about it afterward, the more you think about it, the more you feel that things are developing towards this result, preconceived.

Xu's mother said that she felt much happier, her mood stabilized, her body water evaporated a lot, her mouth became dry, and she coughed twice.Lang Xiaogong poured a glass of water and handed it over, putting it on the table.Xu's mother took a sip and glanced at Xu Xiaoshou: "It's something you can't see."

Xu Xiaoshou knew his mother too well, so he just let her talk about the root cause, uh, it was quite heartless.Hearing Xu's mother's tone, the anger subsided, and he immediately regained his energy and said, "Mom, wait, I'll cut the watermelon for you." Lang Xiaogong said, "You chat with Auntie, and I'll cut it." Turning around into the kitchen.

Xu Xiaoshou sat next to his mother, remembered something, and yelled: "Daughter-in-law, don't take the ones in the refrigerator, our mother has a bad stomach, and it hurts after eating cold."

Mother Xu raised her eyes in surprise: "What do you call him?"

"Ah, it's nothing, nothing." Xu Xiao was hated for not being able to give himself a slap.He is used to calling Lang Xiaogong's wife at home, and he really can't change it for a while.

Xu's mother heard it sincerely, and she was concerned about it, so she didn't ask any more questions.After Lang Xiaogong cut up the watermelon and brought it over, and placed wet wipes and clean rags, she beckoned: "Lang... Lang..."

"Lang Zening." Xu Xiaoshou reminded.

"It's up to you." Mother Xu patted the sofa beside her, "You sit, and Auntie will ask you a few words."

"Okay." Lang Xiaogong sat down.Xu's mother asked him slowly: "How many brothers and sisters? He Chunfeng is a college classmate? What are you doing now?..." Lang Xiaogong answered one by one.Xu's mother looked at him secretly while chatting with him. This child looked much calmer than her [-]-year-old son.Speak politely, measuredly, restrained and prudent, if you say so... how can you become your son's... daughter-in-law?

Xu's mother was puzzled, and felt that she really didn't understand these two.Xu Xiaoshou spoke from the side: "Mom, this house was bought by Hammer, and our house was also built by him. Hammer is very capable, does XXOO English Training Center know? It's the one opened in the county, my sister-in-law must The one that lets children go in to learn English is opened by Hammer, and there are many families in the whole province."

In order to express how good Lang Xiaogong is to him, Xu Xiaoshou tried his best to brag, of course not all bragging, most of it is the truth.The more he brags about Xu's mother, the more uncertain she becomes. Why does his son sound like a foster kid?Lang Zening is better than his son in everything. He wants money and good looks. He has a successful career and good character. Why did he fall in love with his [-]-year-old son?Xu's mother was not afraid of anything else, but she was afraid that her son would suffer.

When Lang Xiaogong saw that Xu's mother was thinking and hesitated to speak, what kind of person he was, he guessed eighty-nine points in his mind, so he simply stood up, smiled and said: "Auntie, you haven't eaten yet, right? I'll make some, Chunfeng, you can talk to Auntie." He took the things he bought from the supermarket into the kitchen, closed the door, and gave them a free space.

Xu's mother stared at Lang Xiaogong's back: "Can he cook?" Xu Xiaoshou chuckled: "You will know in a while."

Xu's mother looked back and saw that Xu Xiaoshou was happily eating a piece of watermelon, and slapped him on the arm angrily: "I said, can you grow some snacks?" Xu Xiaoshou blinked and said, "What's wrong with me?"

"Okay, then let me ask you, who is in charge of the money in your family?" Xu's mother was very serious.

"I don't care, what's the matter?"

"Give you everything he earns?"

"Ah, give me the big head. You have to leave some pocket money for yourself. It doesn't look good if you don't have money in your pocket."

"Then... whose account is it?"

"Mine. He doesn't like to care about these things. He is busy with the company's affairs." Xu Xiaoshou rolled his eyes, understood, and giggled, "I see, you are afraid that I will suffer."

"Silly son, you have to save yourself a way out. The two of you have nothing, and you will be divided if you say it. At that time, you will not even have a retirement pension. Who are you going to cry with?" Mother Xu asked again as she spoke. tearing up.

Xu Xiaoshou hurriedly comforted her: "Okay, Mom, the eldest son of the old Xie family next door to our house has a certificate and a child. Isn't it still a division? What's the use?"

Xu's mother sighed helplessly: "Oh, yes, this is the way of the world. You said that my father and I didn't even meet each other before we got married. It's been a lifetime. Now I always talk about free love and free love. Well, you are free, and you are free to tie and leave, and you are not responsible."

"Don't worry, mom, don't talk about the account, the house is in my name, and the hammer is good to me."

"Then who of you will do the housework?"

"Division and cooperation. If I cook, he will wash the dishes. If he wipes the floor, I will plaster." Xu Xiaoshou raised his head and thought for a while, it seemed that he had been fucked so many times that he couldn't get out of bed in the morning, and added , "Of course, he does more work than me."

Xu's mother was a little unhappy when she heard it. Isn't this bullying?Although he is his own son, he can't be so partial, pointing to the kitchen: "You go cook and call Lang Zening back."

"It's okay, he can do well." Xu Xiaoshou took a piece of watermelon and stuffed it into his mouth.

"I told you to go, you go, go!"

"Okay, really." Xu Xiaoshou swallowed the watermelon in two or three bites, got up and went to the kitchen, and after a while Lang Xiaogong came out, carrying a plate of washed mangosteen: "Auntie eats fruit."

Xu Xiaoshou didn't close the door, eavesdropping on what the two of them were talking in the living room while busy.

Lang Xiaogong broke open a mangosteen and handed it to Mother Xu: "Taste it, it's quite sweet."

"Hey, good." Xu's mother ate a piece, and the sweet and sour taste was delicious, so she said, "Zening, I'll call you Zening. My Spring Breeze Bar has a straight temper and a stubborn temper. When you are messy, you should be more patient. When I was young, I was quite shy, but now I am a little crazy. When there are many people, he will be happy, and he will talk nonsense when there are many people. He is impatient, so let me do it. Dare to say anything when it's smooth, don't bother with him at that time, but he doesn't take it to heart, doesn't hold grudges, and he's done with it, unlike those listless old men who don't say anything and go Just pretend." Lang Xiaogong didn't speak, just nodded with a smile.

Xu Xiaoshou almost shouted here, Mom, can you stop talking?The man in front of you is exactly the kind of old man who pretends to be in his heart without saying anything.

The more he listened, the more he felt that his mother's tone was wrong. Why did he have the tone of an old woman to a new daughter-in-law?Could it be that she is used to being the mother-in-law of two daughters-in-law?After thinking about it carefully, I suddenly remembered that I said "daughter-in-law". At that time, I was so excited that the knife almost cut my hand. I dare to think that Lang Xiaogong really regarded Lang Xiaogong as his daughter-in-law.Don't mention the sad reminder in my heart at that time, Mom, you didn't understand that your son was the one who was oppressed!