See the frost and snow outside the building again

Hehe, you ask me why I hate sauerkraut jars so much?When you meet a master like me, you will understand.

My master is Gu Ming, very incompetent. He once visited a mortal. That mortal was said to be a dragon. He was so bored that he went to the world to pretend to be a mortal.

This mortal is very smart, and he can tell at a glance that Gu Ming is not human, so the two of them chatted.

Ordinary people say that his life is very boring, very boring, so Gu Ming went to great lengths to find a return to pudan and give it to him.This Return to Pu Dan is not a mortal thing, it can make people return to the most primitive state.

The mortal was very happy after receiving it, and the relationship with Gu Ming became better and better.I just watched with cold eyes from the side. In fact, sometimes I admire Gu Ming, he can always find some weird things, maybe because he is too poor, and he is particularly sensitive to valuable things.For example, when he was looking for Hui Pudan, he robbed the Nine Forms Returning Beads of a Yaozu elder by the way, and his method was quite shameless.

The elder of the monster clan was fighting fiercely with a member of the demon clan at that time, Gu Ming quietly hid, the person from the demon world set up a killing array, and the elder of the monster clan took out nine arrays to return the pearls, Gu Ming When Ming saw it, it was a good thing, and immediately jumped out to fight with the people in the devil world. As soon as the elder saw the helper, he fought harder. As a result, Gu Ming took advantage of the elder's inattention and followed the nine formations to return the beads. After a battle, of course, I went along with the nine battles to return the pearl.

In fact, that person from the Demon Race was already dead at that time, as long as the elder made another blow, he would have no way of escaping.

It's a pity that the elder was very angry when he saw the treasure being robbed, so he was caught by the demons, and finally the fish died and the net was broken, and both fell.

Alas, everything is impermanent, Gu Ming also felt a lot of emotion, of course I despise this kind of behavior, because Gu Ming used the Xi fan to fight, he didn't use me, he asked me to follow him to lick the bag, Oh, do you think I'll go easily?However, it turns out that the demon man also has a lot of magic weapons, and one of them is a jar that he doesn't know what to use for.

I disliked it very much, but Gu Ming insisted on taking it back, saying that the jar was quite well sealed.

What's the use of good sealing?pickles?It turns out, however, that I did underestimate him.

After returning, he gave the Pu Dan to the mortal, and the mortal was very happy, saying that he wanted to entertain Gu Ming.I don't know Gu Ming yet?He agreed without even thinking about it, and my nightmare began from then on.

The mortal made a pickled fish for Gu Ming, it was really delicious, anyway, I smelled it.

From then on, Gu Ming loved pickled fish so much that he could not extricate himself. Apart from going to rub it often, he also made it himself!

do it yourself!Isn't this dark cuisine?

It's so terrifying, he pickled sauerkraut with the jar he snatched from the people of the devil world, and asked me to hang the jar in mid-air, just hang it, but I never thought that Gu Ming would be so unreliable.

In order to prevent me from being lazy, he specially set up a formation, so that I must hang the jar.

He didn't know what was urgent at that time, and he walked away for several months, and I hung that jar for several months.

It was okay at first, nothing abnormal, but after a month, I suddenly found that I started to turn black and wet, damn it, the jar was seeping water!And he will automatically change the size, which almost made me miss him several times.

Isn't this broken jar confidential?Why is this happening.What a fuck!

In the end, I became darker and darker, so dark that I couldn't recognize myself as Bai Ling at all, and I was so wet that I could drip by myself, and I still had a strange smell on my body, super stinky! , Just when I couldn't hold on anymore, Gu Ming finally came back. Although he washed me once, the two sides couldn't be washed anymore, so I had to cut them off. Since then, my golden ratio figure is gone.

I hate sauerkraut jars, but I still have to keep smiling.

Smiling fart, I threw that broken jar at that time, and I saw one after another, no matter what gold jar or silver jar you are.Originally, Gu Ming disapproved of my approach, but when he came back from the Dragon Palace, he took the initiative to give me a dragon egg that grew into a jar, which made me very happy. I thought he had found out his conscience. Yes, but when I dropped this dragon egg dozens of times and it was still intact, I knew it. Gu Ming lied to me again, and after the egg hatched into a little dragon man, he even sued the little dragon man, Xiaolongren grabbed me for a while, rubbing and rubbing, hehe, I hate sauerkraut jars, and it has been a lifetime thing since then.

Also, Gu Ming is a little liar!

The author has something to say:

Fanwai revealed a lot of things, right? Although I didn't say it clearly now, it doesn't matter if I can't guess it now. I will explain it slowly in the future (*￣︶￣)