Love delays my farming

Grandpa Chu's pupils trembled suddenly. He had never seen this before at such an old age. Just as a scream was about to emerge, he heard a sharp creaking sound.

The little three wheels braked suddenly, and the inertia of the forward pounce made Wang Xishan fly into the air, kicking the beautiful boy's chest in the air.

Grandpa Chu:! ! !

The handsome man staggered back, and then the slender figure changed positions in mid-air, swept his long legs, hooked the back of his feet around the handsome man's neck, sent him four or five meters away, and slapped him on the ground with a thud.

Grandpa Chu involuntarily took two steps back, finally found his tongue, and said loudly, "Xiaoxi, don't beat him to death!!"

Lin Feiyuan Yingwei and the others got out from nowhere, one by one, they put Grandpa Chu on the frame and ran into the house, saying as he ran, "It's okay, grandpa, you can't beat him to death, he's just kidding!"

Is there such a joke?Grandpa Chu felt that he might really be too old to keep up with the pace of young people.

Hu Qing strolled over slowly, picked up the grass rope on the ground, and dragged the cattle and sheep to their proper positions.

Qiao rubbed his leg, and whispered: "After so many years, the Queen Mother of the West is as powerful as before."

Hu Qing shrank his neck and said: "It's not just that Shanhai Wudou No. 1, who can fight with her?" Compared with fighting, Queen Mother Xi did her part, but it was also because Zhu Jiuyin and Jian Mu didn't fight at all. All creatures in the mountains and seas can be crushed just by their momentum. If they fight, the entire mountains and seas can be wiped out.

Grandpa Chu and Grandma Chu looked outside in horror. The three babies were sitting in the small car, their eyes widened and they kept waving their little fists.

When Chu Yao returned from patrolling the mountain, the fight had come to an end.Wang Xishan held Dong Fusang by the back of the neck with one hand, pinched his waist with the other, "I'll throw him out, it's an eyesore."

East Fuso...

Chu Yao looked at the Eastern Prince who was half a head taller than the Queen Mother of the West with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and couldn't help but gasp.

"It's all here," Ying Wei smoothed things over, "At least wash your face and throw it out, otherwise people outside will think something happened to us when they see it."

Prince Dong raised his red and swollen eyelids and looked around, crying loudly, "You slap me in the face every time, what are you doing? I know I was wrong, but you still slap me, the last time I saw you, you slapped me." I, this time I still hit, I still hit! If I didn't have a breath of spiritual energy to support me, I would have been beaten to death by you long ago. What are you doing... woo woo."

Grandpa Chu swallowed his saliva, and persuaded in a low voice: "Xiaoxi, we... It's better not to fight with our girl's family. You, everyone beats you. At least let him clear up the misunderstanding." Really It was the old man who was mistaken, he only thought that the petite and delicate Xiaoxi was just strong, but he didn't expect that his skill was not bad.As for the two kicks at the beginning, I am afraid that half of my life will be lost if I change someone else.

But looking at the one who was beaten, it was amazing that he could still cry after being beaten for half an hour.

As the saying goes, if a couple fights a dog, they don’t care, but when Chu Yao remembered what Wang Xishan said before, he called a scumbag and called Xiao Tiantian if he needed it, and he was a tigress if he didn’t need it. up.

"This is my island after all, it's too inappropriate to come up without saying a word?" Chu Yao stood up, he had to support Sister Xi. "But this is not a place to talk, go to your side, don't disturb my grandparents."

It's really inappropriate for the old couple to see this kind of scene, but anyone with a bad heart will have to die now.

Wang Xishan dragged the East Prince to the next building like a dead dog, and Chu Yao followed, saying that he was afraid they would fight again, so he could persuade them to fight.

It's just that Grandpa Chu looked at his grandson's body, and felt that it might not be enough for Xiaoxi to slap him, "Please persuade me, don't do it, you are not resistant to beating."

Chu Yao: ...

Good grandpa, but there's no need to say that.

Prince Dong sat on the ponytail, feeling aggrieved like a child who had lived for tens of thousands of years, "Woo, I told Master Jiu before, but Master Jiu didn't reply. I waited for a few days, and I couldn't wait until I came. "

Ying Wei kindly explained: "Master Jiu has shed his skin, and I don't think he should bother to talk to you."

Lin Feiyuan gloated and explained: "He got mixed up with the Dao of Heaven, and joined the three little brats of Taoism to put Sister Xi together. The accident in the mountains and seas has nothing to do with him. If Master Jiu is here, he will probably be there as well." The tail whipped him to death."

Ying Wei added: "Even though Duke Dong is just following the way of heaven, after all we all came from the mountains and seas, and now many records are mixed with Taoism, and he suddenly became the Jade Emperor of Heaven, which also caused sister Xi a lot of trouble. The most famous one is the Cowherd Fairy. Sister Xi specially drew a Milky Way to block it because she didn't like the trash who peeped at the girl taking a bath, but it was advertised as hindering the love between two people, and it was all his fault. "

Dong Wanggong covered his face and hissed in pain, while defending: "It's not me. Originally, Altair descended, and Xiaoqi was married. Who knew he would do such a thing. Didn't I also acquiesce later?" ?"

"Scumbag!" Wang Xishan scolded.

Dong Wanggong simply covered his face and cried, crying and saying: "I didn't, it was the way of heaven that made me befriend the human race, and I dropped a lot of god stars. I couldn't cope for a while, and was confused by him. Woohoo, besides, it was also at that time. There is nothing he can do, he just wants to cut off the connection between heaven and earth, but who knows that it will involve mountains and seas, what can I do, I'm just a cutie."

Chu Yao: ...

He looked at the angry Wang Xishan, and the scene in front of him became unimaginable. He couldn't help but asked, "Sister Xi, what did you like about him?"

Wang Xishan said without shame: "He is good-looking, and he can resist beating."

Chu Yao: ...

Whether it looks good or not, I haven't seen it yet, but I can see it against beating.

Ying Wei added again, "Dong Wanggong was the most aesthetically pleasing at the time, and he was the closest to the appearance of the human race. Nuwa created humans partly to imitate herself, and partly to imitate him. After all, he walked upright on two legs at that time. I can wear clothes."

Chu Yao: ...

He couldn't imagine, "Don't you and Ji Meng also have two legs?"

Ying Wei smiled and said, "But I don't like to wear clothes. Ji Meng has human legs and dragon claws. But who cares about that at that time, everyone grows according to their own aesthetics. He is quite special."

The myths and legends in the world are all ghosts imitating the appearance of the human race, but in the eyes of these big bosses, the human race is just Nuwa who shaped it according to the appearance of the god race, and finally bestowed the human character.The spirits change, and they just hope that they can get closer like the gods.

The bigwigs in the Great Wilderness Mountains and Seas look like deep-sea fish, they only grow bigger, they can grow as much as they want, and their aesthetics are extremely weird.So the only one who is beautiful and can bring his own background is the little fairy Dong Wanggong.Even after being beaten like this, flower petals would fall from this little fairy man's back from time to time, and it didn't know where it appeared from.

Chu Yao looked at Duke Dong, who was chattering constantly, and asked again: "I don't think Sister Xi is the kind of person who takes things by force, so do you really like her?"

Prince Dong wiped away his tears and said, "Of course I like her. She is so strong and fierce, who wouldn't like it."

Chu Yao: ...

Stop Liao, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, shake M and stop Liao.

Wang Xishan snorted coldly: "Even if you like me, but the human race wrote you a group of fairies to surround you, and you have never refused!"

Dong Wanggong cried: "They made up their own nonsense, and I can still gag one by one? Besides, how could I fall in love with those delicate female fairies? The waist is not as thick as your thighs, and one kick can be broken. Who would?" I like it! I have already said that I don’t like it, but there are so many people who are good at writing and painting in the human race. At that time, the Tiangong was in turmoil, and the building trees were broken. I was busy with dark circles, so I have no time to deal with them!”

Chu Yao: "So?"

Duke Dong burst into tears, "So she thought it was all my fault, beat me up and ran away. At that time, the spiritual energy dissipated and the human race was at its peak, and it was too late for me to protect myself. I have never seen the human race paint me as an old man I don't have time to worry about it, and when I regain my senses, I won't be able to find anyone, wow."

Wang Xishan glared, "Then you call me a tigress?"

Duke Dong cried, "I just said that tiger looks like you used to."

Everyone gasped.

Chu Yao stood up and patted Prince Dong on the shoulder, and said, "you can eat more, and talk less, you know? It's okay, it's okay, where is Shuhu? I borrowed his son to ride to find Long Jiu Tell me about it."

Long Jiu was shedding his skin quietly in the lake under the cliff, and Chu Yao would ride over to see him when he was not busy.

Ordinary people can't see the huge Zhu Jiuyin hidden in the mountain wall and lake water, but Chu Yao is not an ordinary person anymore. He went under the mountain wall and directly entered the enchantment, raised his hand to touch Touch the scales as big as a door panel.Zhu Jiuyin was so big that he couldn't see the whole picture when he raised his head, and he couldn't even tell whether he was touching his head or his neck.And this is not the original size of Zhu Jiuyin, but the aura covers such a large area, and it cannot be restored to its previous appearance.

"Prince Dong is here, and was beaten up by Sister Xi. He said he told you once before, but you ignored him, and he went directly to the island without waiting." Chu Yao touched the scales again, and the place where he started was cold Biting, like touching another piece of ice.

He withdrew his hand and said again: "You can shed your skin at ease. My grandma hasn't scolded me these days. You said I was unlucky or not. I have been bullied by you and I have no place to talk. When you are done shedding, you have to talk to me well." Grandpa and grandma explain and explain."

Long Jiu didn't move, but Chu Yao knew that he could hear him talking, and described how the Queen Mother of the West beat the Prince of the East violently, but most of them were the scenes that Lin Feiyuan and Ying Wei told him.I only regret that I was not there at the time and missed such an intense gossip.

When he returned to his yard, he heard Grandma Chu teaching Wang Xishan how to get along with the couple: "It's a good fight, but domestic violence is a no-no. Now that domestic violence has been legislated, if he goes out to sue you, it will affect you." How bad. Conflicts between husband and wife, if you can talk about it, talk it out, if you can’t talk it out, then divorce, you are still young, there is no need to hang yourself on a rope, right? You can’t just make him look good, There are a lot of good-looking guys here, and I think they are all good. Besides, can you look good for a lifetime? Your grandpa was good-looking when he was young, but now he is old-fashioned? What is our girl's picture? Don't you just want them to treat us well?"

Wang Xishan nodded humbly, "You are right, I will divorce him later!!"