Miserables 101 [Quick Transmigration]

Jiang Feng and Chu Qinyu competed with each other, waiting for the other to fall asleep so they could do some tricks.

Chu Qinyu waited for Jiang Feng to fall asleep so that he could bandage Jiang Feng's tail, and Jiang Feng waited for Chu Qinyu to fall asleep so that he could deal with his tail in advance? Let the other party find out that his injury is not serious at all .

The two waited and waited, and the result was that Qi Qi fell asleep.

Jiang Feng had a long-lost dream that was related to the past.

This time in the dream, he was in the perspective of a bystander, and in front of him was a little boy who looked only five or six years old. It was not difficult to see through his eyebrows and eyes, that was him when he was a child.

Jiang Feng also didn't understand why he wasn't the No.1 perspective this time. He was about five or six years old and he was too small to fit in his grown-up? Such a tall? soul.

It is not difficult to see that in the childhood version of him, his fingers were injured.Nobody knows exactly why it hurt, it looks like it was a fingernail? Regularly trimmed, long and dirty, either from a fall or bumping into something, the nail snapped in the middle Yes, it looks...it seems to be in pain.

Jiang Feng looked down at his hands. Now his nails will always be repaired and kept at just the right length. I don't know if it is a habit developed after that injury.

He looked coldly at his dirty nails when he was a child, but it was not difficult to analyze why it happened like this.To put it bluntly, there is no? The adults are in charge, and I can't cut it myself.

It's no joke that you can't cut your nails. The nail clippers are a little blunt, and children have small hands. It may be quite strenuous to cut nails.

And the most important point is that Jiang Feng's nails are really strong.

Jiang Feng didn't pay much attention to other people's hands before. It wasn't until he played with Chu Chenyuan's hand once that he realized how different people's nails can be.The short side of Chu Chenyuan's nails is transparent, and even Jiang Feng can easily press the edge of the opponent's nails, which are soft.

This is probably due to so many worlds. Jiang Feng's back basically only has a few slight scratches, never? The reason for being scratched and bleeding is based on the strength of the other party's nails. Before scratching others to bleed, his own nails first The confession is there.

In contrast, Jiang Feng's nails are as hard as a rock, and if they are kept a little longer, he can play the pipa with his own nails.

After playing with Chu Chenyuan's hand for a while, Jiang Feng solved a question he had always had, that is why some people would bite their nails.One must know that his own nails are impossible to be bitten off, but it might break his teeth.

Speaking of this, I have to mention Chu Chenyuan's miraculous physique. His nails are soft, the roots of his ears are soft, and his hair is also soft. Basically, in the small world, as long as Jiang Feng's favorability is high enough? Play with hands pinching ears and hair.

Jiang Feng, on the other hand, has hard nails, hard ears, hard hair, hard everywhere.Whenever the other party wants to fight an eye for an eye, Jiang Feng will open his arms cooperatively and let the other party do whatever they want.

Soon Jiang Feng will be thrown aside because of "everywhere he touches his hands".

At this moment? The little boy was arguing with a maintenance man carrying a toolbox. Jiang Feng was breathing aside, listening?According to the conversation between the two, it should be the repairman with the pliers in his hand. When repairing things, he threw tools around and successfully tripped the little boy.

I guess it was just bad luck. After tripping, the little boy's hand propped up on the ground, and his nails just hit the cracks of a metal tool. The result is naturally not difficult to imagine. You have to kneel in front of you.

Jiang Feng found a low wall beside him, sat on it and dangled his legs to watch the play.

I have to say that when he was a child, he was really worthy of his youth? Ignorance.Opposite him was a tall and strong adult male, still holding a dick in his hand, and he, a kid, was short and thin, and his dominant hand was injured.

The maintenance worker seemed to be exhausted, so he still dared to deliver it with his bleeding wrist. Isn't it for nothing?

The five-year-old version of Jiang Feng now wants the maintenance worker to take him to the hospital.

As soon as he heard the word hospital, the maintenance worker's face changed, and then his expression eased a lot. He beckoned the little boy to come over, saying that he wanted to check on the injury.

As a result, Jiang Feng just watched, he was so stupid when he was a child, and he really leaned over, watching Jiang Feng help his forehead for a while.

But everything has to be looked at on the positive side, Jiang Feng sighed silently, it turns out that he also had a time of innocence, it was good.At least when he was five or six years old, he looked quite normal, not a little lunatic.

This is good news. In this way, his madness should not be caused by genes, and there is a high probability that it will not be passed on to the next generation, which is very good.

Although he definitely has no next generation, but he has gotten used to wearing a match-fixing belt recently, and sometimes he always thinks about something.

Jiang Feng continued to swing his legs on the low wall to watch the play.

Now? The maintenance worker unscrewed a bottle of water and was washing the boy's wound.The little boy shrank his neck from the pain, his eye circles were a little red, but he didn't cry, he just bit his chapped lips and didn't speak.

After the blood on the finger is washed away, the condition of the wound can be seen clearly.The maintenance worker grabbed the little boy's hand, looked left and right, and then patted the child on the shoulder.

"Don't worry, uncle has suffered such injuries before, do you know how to deal with it?"

The little boy looked at the maintenance worker in front of him dubiously, but he didn't? He withdrew his hand.

Then, Jiang Feng, who had been watching from the side, watched the maintenance worker touch the pliers on his waist.

When the pliers were stretched out in front of him, the little boy hadn't even reacted yet.It wasn't until the tip of the pliers tried to align with the nail on his hand that the little boy struggled to pull his hand back.

But that was the imprisonment of an adult male, how could a half-grown child break free.

The so-called "treatment of the injury" was quite bloody, but Jiang Feng didn't look away, even though it was his childhood self who was dealt with.

The moment it was pulled out, the little boy let out a hoarse scream, and then tears came out of his eyes, like a faucet that couldn't be turned on, and the tears flowed down.

"Going to the hospital is the same process." The maintenance worker let go of the little boy's arm, and wiped the blood from his hands in disgust. "I can save you a lot of treatment fees."

The little boy's arms were loosened, and he was limp on the ground. His left hand clutched his right wrist. Looking at his bloody nails, he kept screaming and crying.

Soon there was an adult's roar: "Whose child? It's so noisy, it's endless!"

"What did I say before?" Jiang Feng was still watching the show on the low wall, "this reaction? It can be worthy of the pain of pulling out the nails. In contrast, when I pull out the scales, it's the same as pulling out the eyebrows when trimming eyebrows. Not worth mentioning. 』

After saying a word, Jiang Feng waited for a long time, but he didn't hear any reply from 10587. Then he remembered that he was still in a dream, where did 10587 come from.

Jiang Feng couldn't help sighing, it's a pity that 10587 didn't see this situation, otherwise the other party would have shrunk his paws and shouted: "It hurts, it hurts just looking at it!"

The maintenance worker quickly packed up the tools in his hand, gave the little boy a disgusted look, then turned and left.The other party didn't seem to care at all that he would be approached by the child's parents, because the little boy didn't look like he was under the supervision of adults.

The little boy stopped screaming now, just sat on the ground and cried.Jiang Feng watched boredly from the side, as if he was a little impatient that he hadn't finished crying when he was a child.

He felt that the subconscious self wanted to remind him of some past events in a less blunt way through the subtle connection between dreams and reality.

However, Jiang Feng has always felt that there is no need to be so gentle, even if he restores all his memories in an instant, it is not a problem at all.

What's more, he actually has an impression of the part where the nails are pulled.Some memories are not only stored in the brain, but fused into the flesh and blood, engraved in the bone marrow.

Even though the memory in his brain is no longer there, even if he doesn't know the cause and effect of the incident, Jiang Feng still remembers the moment when his nails were ripped off.

That's why, before Jiang Feng was able to boast without shame, complaining about the production team of the documentary, "It's clear that no one has had his nails pulled out", after all, he has really been pulled out.

If pulling scales is really the same pain as pulling out nails, then he must take good care of his scales and use a different way to stage a bitter drama for Chu Qinyu.

After all, he is just crazy, not stupid. If he had a choice, he wouldn't rush to make himself hurt for that.

The five-year-old version of Jiang Feng finally had enough of crying, stood up from the ground, and walked back with bloody hands while sucking his nose.The adult version of Jiang Feng also climbed over the wall at this moment, and followed slowly behind.

It's not that Jiang Feng wants to follow. After all, thinking about it with his fingernails, he knows that it will probably not happen later? Is there? What a beautiful plot.But his current state is like an NPC that automatically follows the player in the game. You can't follow if you want to. There is an invisible force pulling you forward.

The little boy returned home, or at a place that should be considered home, and called his aunt to a woman.

The woman was obviously startled by the child's hand, she covered her mouth and let out a small cry, put down the spoon in her hand, wiped her apron twice with her hands, and wanted to step forward to check.

As a result, as soon as the woman arrived, a man came over, who seemed to come to check the situation after hearing the exclamation just now.When the man saw the little boy's hand, he couldn't help but frowned, and grabbed the woman's arm to keep her from getting close to the little boy.

"You're not a doctor, so it's useless to look at it." The man said in a bad tone, "Here? He flushes it with water and it's over. There's no need to go to the hospital. His mother? The money he left is only for him to eat. It does not include the money for medical treatment."

The woman seemed to want to say something, but she was staggered by the man, "What are you talking to him about, here? We are kind enough for him to eat a mouthful of food. If he is not naughty, he can do this with his hands? Okay, the meal is done. Well, our daughter has been hungry and fussing for a long time."

Then the man stuffed a cold steamed bun into the little boy's hand, "Go out and eat, don't let Xiaoxiao see your hand, it's scary."

"Xiaoxiao," the man raised his voice as soon as he turned his head, and yelled into the room while filling the bowl with eggs, "Daddy bought you double yolk eggs today, are you happy?"

After finishing speaking, the man trotted all the way back to the living room with the bowl in hand.

Seeing that there were no eggs left in the pot, the woman sighed, took a bowl, filled it with a spoonful of soup, put it in front of the boy, and turned to leave.When leaving, intentionally or not, he closed the door of the room, leaving the boy alone in the yard, holding the blood-stained steamed bun, dazed.

Inside the door, there was the sound of a man exhaling and shouting hot. The freshly boiled eggs were too hot to touch, and it was inevitable to scratch your ears and cheeks when peeling them.The little girl was amused and giggled, and the woman beside her said softly, "Okay, stop making trouble".

Outside the door, there was a boy sitting on the steps silently hugging his knees, and the steamed buns were thrown into the bowl, ups and downs.

Jiang Feng watched silently for a long time, not knowing what to express.This is his memory, which means he can't change anything.

No one can hear him when he speaks, and no one can see when he knocks things down. Even if he rushes into the house and smashes all the eggs, everything will return to normal in a few seconds, and the happy family will not notice him at all.

Really not knowing what to do, Jiang Feng had no choice but to reach out and stroke the little boy's hair.The little boy naturally didn't react at all, but Jiang Feng shook his head while touching it.

He finally understood what it was like when Brother Chu touched his head? He felt it, just two words:

difficult to handle.

With a flash of sight, Jiang Feng came to a table?

Well, he still hasn't woken up, this is obviously the memory of the other end, but this time he finally sees the world from the first perspective, instead of watching the whole process like before.

Chu Chenyuan was sitting on the other side of the table right now, and the two of them must have eaten halfway through their meal, so Jiang Feng watched from the first perspective for a long time while eating by himself.

It can be seen that only Jiang Feng was eating this meal well, and Chu Chenyuan was blowing his beard and staring at the side the whole time, with the words "I don't have it now? Pressing you to the ground is my last tenderness to this world." "Such a long sentence.

Jiang Feng on the side of the table obviously didn't pay attention to the rich emotions of the person opposite, his eyes could only see the two dishes and one soup on the table.

Stir-fried sausage with celery, fried fungus with yam, tomato and egg soup.

In the quiet room, only Jiang Feng could be heard chewing the celery and yam, and after chewing the yam, chewing the celery, clicking, clicking, clicking, clicking.

Not loud, but extremely insulting.

Chu Chenyuan, who was so angry, put down his chopsticks.

"Finish?" Jiang Feng took the last sip of soup and reached for the other's bowl and chopsticks, "Then I'll wash it."

Chu Chenyuan patted the table? He was about to stand up, but in the middle of the movement, he suddenly grabbed Jiang Feng's hand.

"What's the matter with your hand?"

"Oh, this," Jiang Feng turned his head and glanced, "I was stepped on in the physical education class in the afternoon, it's okay."

"What the hell?!" Chu Chenyuan raised his voice suddenly, "I stepped on it and you told me it's okay? Walk around, change clothes and follow me to the hospital."

"The school doctor has seen it and said that there is no bone injury, and it will be fine after two days. If you really want to help, why not..." Jiang Feng piled the bowls and chopsticks in front of Chu Qinyu, "Let me concentrate on caring for my hands. Have the dishes been washed?"

"Just wash it," Chu Chenyuan said as he piled the bowls and chopsticks together, "It's as rare as letting you wash the dishes."

Just like that, Jiang Feng watched in a daze as Chu Chenyuan really went to wash the dishes.

Chu Chenyuan poured dish soap on the scouring pad, "What expression do you have, have you never seen a handsome guy wash the dishes?"

"I was actually just joking with you," Jiang Feng snatched the scouring pad over, "Okay, let me do it. I can wash the dishes as soon as I have the chopsticks. There's no one who doesn't eat but doesn't work."

Then, he sighed very lightly, "After all, that's all I have to do."

The voice was too soft, theoretically only he could hear it, but he didn't know how Chu Chenyuan's ears grew, so he just heard it.

"Jiang Feng, what did you just say, say it again."

"I didn't say anything just now," Jiang Feng said stupidly, "It must be your tinnitus."

"I heard," Chu Chenyuan snatched the scouring pad back, and took Jiang Feng's hand to rush under the faucet, "Do you think that I care about your food and drink just to help you help me?" Do housework? You hurt your hand and can't help, so I don't want you?"

"I didn't mean it that way."

"I think that's what you mean," Chu Chenyuan groaned as he cleaned the bowl, "I really thought I would let you do this kind of housework? Isn't it you, kid, give me more? If you pick up a piece of meat, you will give it to me." I made an expression of 'I don't deserve to eat meat', did I? Find something for you to do?"

"Others say that your brain is sick. I didn't agree with it before, but now I think your brain is sick."

"My brain loops around the eighteenth bend of the mountain road all day long. I sneezed and changed the direction. If you see it, you have to think about it for a long time. Why is the direction different today than usual?"

Jiang Feng even laughed, "What you said is too exaggerated."

"It's not an exaggeration at all." Chu Chenyuan shook off his hands and pushed Jiang Feng, "Go away, don't stand here and block your eyes, go back to the house and take your medicine."

"After taking the medicine, read the book honestly. If your hands are like that, don't do your homework. I will explain to the teacher later. Also, don't let me see you hanging out today. I will settle the score with you later for skipping class and going to work."

The scene within the field of view changes again.

It seems that because he stepped on his hand this time, he tasted the sweetness, and then Jiang Feng witnessed himself "scratched while washing the kitchen knife", "falling into the ditch while riding a bicycle on a rainy day", "falling on the ice in winter". The whole process of a big somersault.

These accidents, like a flashback, quickly passed before Jiang Feng's eyes, without exception, none of them were accidents.

Most of them basically looked at the tragedy but were harmless, all thanks to his superb acting skills? He got away with it in front of Chu Chenyuan.

In the end, the screen stays on Chu Chenyuan treating the wound on his leg. This time, he really saw some blood, but it was just broken skin.

"How do you feel about other people's children? You jump up and down all day and nothing happens, but you, who always fall at both ends for three days," Chu Chenyuan complained while disinfecting, "Why don't we go to the hospital to check your cerebellum? Don't balance There's something wrong with sex."

"It's nothing." Jiang Feng retracted his leg a little guiltyly, "It's probably because the injury to his knee hasn't fully healed, and he's been a little weak all the time, so it's easy to fall."

The knee injury refers to the time the wretched man hit Jiang Feng's knee in the rainy night.That blow was really not light, and no one can guarantee that there will be no sequelae.

"Forget it..." Chu Chenyuan sighed, "There's nothing to see in the nearby hospitals, so when I save some money, let's take the train to the big hospital."

"No, what are you wasting that money for? Hiss...it hurts, take it easy."

The touch of the bandage came from the leg, and there was a little pain. Jiang Feng instinctively closed his eyes, and when he opened them again——

What I saw was his sparkling fish tail, a bow tied with bandages on it, and Chu Qinyu holding his mobile phone.

The other party was looking for angles up, down, left, and right, and wanted to take a beautiful photo of Bow Tie at the most suitable angle.

It was already early morning, and the scales scattered on the bed should have been collected by Chu Qinyu.Around him was a pile of cotton balls with dried blood that seemed to be rubbed off his tail.

The other party didn't become suspicious because of his wound healing. After all, after one night, if his wound kept bleeding, it would be a big problem.

Looking at the other party, Jiang Feng seemed to have finally found an angle, and when he was about to take a picture, he quietly changed his tail into legs.

With such a movement, the originally beautiful bow tied around his tail collapsed in an instant, wrapping around his legs in tatters.

What collapsed together was Chu Qinyu's expression.

Just like that, one person was lying on the bed, the other was standing on the bed, and the two of them were in a stalemate without speaking.

In the end, it was Chu Qinyu who broke the calm first, and threw the phone aside. The soft voice he used to coax people last night was gone, but the voice was still mostly soft:

"you're uncomfortable?"

Jiang Feng took a deep breath and said with a slight smile, "Why do you ask that?"

"I can't tell," Chu Qinyu shook his head, "He looks very tired, looking very tired."

"En," Jiang Feng responded softly, and then looked at the ceiling casually, "Maybe... it's because he didn't sleep well."

Patronizing on dreaming, Jiang Feng felt like he hadn't slept all night.

He thought he wouldn't? Affected by past memories, even if he was asked to go back to his childhood and pull out his nails again from the first perspective, he was not afraid.

But... I obviously dreamed about Chu Chenyuan later, why would I still do it? So tired.

It should be because of the fake pregnancy tool.

"Jiang Feng," Chu Qinyu has always been bullying. Seeing Jiang Feng like this, the viciousness that the bow tie didn't show in the photo is gone. "Don't close your eyes, eat something before going to sleep."

"What do you want to eat?" Chu Qinyu patted Jiang Feng again seeing that there was no response, "I'll have someone bring it up."

Jiang Feng lazily opened his eyes, "I want to eat...boiled eggs."

"En." Chu Qinyu nodded, not taking it seriously.

"It must be a double-yolk egg."

Chu Qinyu nodded clearly, "It's a small matter."

Jiang Feng tilted his head and looked at Chu Chenyuan, "It must be the kind that is very hot just out of the pan."

Chu Qinyu twitched his eyebrows twice, and looked back at Jiang Feng with a strange expression: "No problem."

"And then in that extremely hot state," Jiang Feng reached out and patted Chu Qinyu's shoulder, "You peeled the shell for me with your own hands, so I'm willing to eat it."

Silence, familiar silence.

10587, who was silently eating melon seeds on the side, interjected this time: "You say you, you have to owe this sentence. As the saying goes, if you don't die, you won't die. If you don't turn on the ignition, you won't roll over." 』

Jiang Feng: "You don't understand, I am the one who is favored forever? He has no fear, he can still do something to a pregnant woman like me." 』

Chu Qinyu looked extremely calm, looked at the person in front of him indifferently, and then spit out two words: "Jiang Feng."

"Here." Probably because of the only two characters in his name, Jiang Feng didn't have the sense of crisis that his full name was called by someone else, his legs turned into tails again, and he slapped the bed sheet.

"you……"

"kindness?"

With a whoosh, Chu Qinyu picked up the pillow next to him and held it high above his head, and immediately roared: "Do you think I can't cure you just because you're pregnant?"

"...No, wait, calm down, Xiao Chu, calm down! Let's talk about something!"

Ping Pong Pong.

"Hey, you don't slap people in the face when you hit someone. No, I just want to eat this egg. It's okay to be impatient."

Bang bang, bang, bang.

"It hurts, it hurts, it's too much, try it yourself, it hurts too much!"

Chu Qinyu glanced at Jiang Feng suspiciously, then gave himself a pillow, bang.

"Nonsense, what a pain!"

Bang bang bang, bang bang bang.

"It's different. I'm a mermaid, with thin skin and tender flesh. I'm different from you rough humans!"

Bang multiple cycles.

"Okay, don't eat it, so it's okay if I don't eat the eggs. Surrender and surrender, Brother Chu, I surrender."

10587 is in the corner, in the shape of lighting a cigarette, eating French fries in vicissitudes.

Overturning the car, you will only be late...

But never absent.

The author has something to say: ps: I didn’t have a first-person perspective when I was a child, because Jiang Feng was in a closed state when I was a child, so I couldn’t get into the first-person perspective.

Because of the dream, Jiang Feng was actually very sad when he woke up in the morning (but he didn't say it), but Brother Chu's pillow hammer can defeat all ghosts and snakes, and Jiang Feng's little despair that had just emerged was shattered like this .

Really gratifying to congratulate, gratifying to congratulate.