Miserables 101 [Quick Transmigration]

As soon as Jiang Feng slammed, the black cat jumped out of the window, ran two steps on the ground, and then jumped onto the table. Then its green eyes stared straight at Jiang Feng, its paws stretched out to the side of the teacup, and kept pawing— —

Snapped!

That pottery cup? This is the end of life.

Jiang Feng: ...What's wrong with this.

"Toot, toot, toot toot," Jiang Feng made a human-common sound of teasing cats and dogs, and patted the bed next to him, "Come here."

The black cat stood on the table, squinting? Condescending? Looking down at Jiang Feng, it remained motionless.

Just as Jiang Feng was about to get up, the man in white happened to rush in at this moment, and pushed Jiang Feng back.

"What did I say? You didn't listen anyway, did you?" The man in white was furious, "Is it difficult to lie down properly?"

"It's hard," Jiang Feng leaned back helplessly, shaking the book in his hand, "The scenery next to the window doesn't change, it's too boring."

"Boredom is better than backlash," the white-clothed man put a new pile of bottles and jars in front of Jiang Feng, "Besides, you also practiced by yourself? When you don't pay attention, who can blame you if you go crazy."

Jiang Feng turned the pages of the book without making a sound.

"Big? You can still go wrong during the cultivation period, and the whole Xiansui sect can do this. You can do it. In my opinion, you should just retreat for a year, adjust it and then release it, that's it? This thing on your face The traces, the master and? The elders have probably deduced [-] possibilities, do you think they didn't expect you to go crazy? How likely is it? "

"Even if I write the words 'besotted' on my face, it won't bother me," Jiang Feng didn't care. "If I really got mad, they will be the first to be unlucky."

"Come on, the more you jump back and forth now? The more powerful you are. If you fall into the devil later, it depends on you." The man put a list in front of Jiang Feng, "here, this time? The ranking."

Because Chu Liyu was selected by Jiang Feng in advance? He didn't participate in the competition later, and his ranking was tepid.The rankings of the rest were similar to those predicted by the Immortal Sui Sect. The favorites of the elders all made it into the top ten, but No. 1, a name they had never seen before.

After the name, there was a short introduction, explaining the disciple's background and cultivation.This is a female immortal cultivator from an ordinary background. Her cultivation level is not high, but she seems to be very good at fighting people. She used her skills to forcefully win against a person whose cultivation level was much higher than her own. ? Dark horse, grabbed the first ? position.

At present, this female immortal cultivator has not yet chosen a master, including the head? Several elders are very optimistic about her.

"Don't plan to fight for it?" The man clicked on the name of the female immortal cultivator, "I can guarantee that as soon as you go out, the girl will abandon those old men and go with you. This one has a bright future and can be accepted as a disciple." Absolutely no loss."

After the man in white finished speaking, he felt a chill behind his back. When he looked back, he happened to meet a pair of green eyes, and immediately became clever.

"What's the matter with this cat, with a bitter face? It's a deep hatred?"

"What's your name? They look like this," Jiang Feng lifted up the book and pointed in the direction of the black cat. "Just so you're here, help me hug him."

The man stared at the black cat for a while, then tentatively reached out and touched the black cat's front paws.Although the black cat had the words "Don't beat me up" written on its face, it unexpectedly didn't resist, allowing the man to pick it up and place it in front of Jiang Feng.

The person on the couch touched the cat's head skillfully, then followed the fur's spine all the way back, stopped at the area in front of the tail, and patted it twice.I don't know if it's a conditioned reflex, but the black cat's buttocks turned up at that time.

Jiang Feng: "Pfft."

Chu Liyu: ...

"Did you see that?" Jiang Feng patted his face more vigorously, "No matter how arrogant you are, the cat also likes to be slapped on the butt."

As soon as he finished speaking, he was punched by Tianma Meteor and Maomao.

Jiang Feng grabbed the restless cat's paw, "Others? Don't say anything, that girl just looked at her with an ambitious look. Let Elder Bai teach me, I can't bear it."

It was rare for the black cat to calm down a little.

"About ambition? Speaking...then Chu Liyu is not young."

Jiang Feng was neither salty nor weak? Dangling a cat's paw in one hand, "Yes."

"Then why are you willing to accept him?"

In this regard, Jiang Feng just raised his eyes to look at the person opposite him with unclear meaning, and then continued to concentrate on shaking the cat's paw.

"You—" The man seemed to understand? What's the matter? He lowered his voice and said in disbelief: "Can you make more animals?"

"Then you scolded the wrong person," Jiang Feng pointed at the sky, "Fate is destined, if I want to scold you, I will not take the blame."

The man in white pursed his lips and kept a distance from Jiang Feng in silence.

"Oh, by the way," Jiang Feng let out a sigh of relief, "Turn around and find a way to trick Chu Liyu into giving some blood? You, who are used as medicine? If so, you can help me suppress the backlash. You'd better move quickly, otherwise this I can still hold it for two days, after? Two days..."

Jiang Feng sighed softly, "But? It's hard to say."

The next day, there will be a teacher's meeting.

Except for the disciples who were directly selected by the elders, other high-ranking disciples need to choose a master who suits them at the apprenticeship meeting.In front of each elder is an imposing stone table, on which there is a piece of paper with the requirements that his apprentices must meet.

At the general meeting, all the disciples arrived very early. Although they couldn't see the requirements of the elders, they had already lined up in front of the corresponding tables according to their own preferences.

Those who have been pre-ordered before cannot be absent, and they have to sit next to the stone table and watch the entire process of the teacher apprentice meeting.

Chu Liyu arrived early in the morning, looking at Jiang Feng's stone table, from a lonely girl at the beginning, to two, to three, and finally to the female disciple who successfully passed the test of the Ascension Fair , all stood in front of Jiang Feng's stone table.

"Why did all the girls go to Jiang Yi's side? I used to dream that I would have a junior sister."

"You don't have to ask, Jiang Yisheng's is so pretty. I'm a girl and I'll go there too. Do you know why Jiang Yi wears a veil all day long? It's because of his outstanding appearance, but because of his face Being entangled by demons, demons, etc., that's why I covered my face."

"And what about this?"

"That's right, it's said that there was a demon who was neither male nor female who was inseparable from Elder Liu. Jiang Feng came to his aid when he saw it. At that time, he didn't wear a veil like he does now. As a result, when the demon saw Jiang Fengdeng, he stopped fighting and took out the magic weapon to accept him as Mrs. Yazhai."

"Ah, that's all right? What's the result?"

"You have to ask. That's Jiang No. [-]. How much does he hate seeing those fallen demons? You didn't know the first day? Naturally, he beat the demons so hard that their own mother didn't even recognize them."

It was two male disciples who spoke. The voices were not loud?I saw all the girls holding hands with excitement, nodding repeatedly while listening, eyes full of little stars.

Chu Liyu: ...

After all the other elders arrived, Jiang Feng walked slowly to the stone table.

"Master." Chu Liyu got up and bowed to show respect.

Superficial skills still need to be done, including when he was in the cat form before, and let Jiang Feng touch him with humiliation. Only by letting Jiang Feng let go of his wariness and allow him to get close to him will he be able to take advantage of it. machine.

However, Jiang Feng didn't even wave his hand when facing his words of "Master." Into his arms?, I sat comfortably on the chair and began to doze off.

Chu Liyu held the paper in his hand, on which there was only the word "male" alone.He looked at the other elders, and without exception, they all wrote a bunch of densely written ones.

What is written on that paper is the conditions for selecting disciples, which means that Jiang Feng, who has the reputation of No. 1 in the world, accepts disciples?

As long as it's a man, it's fine.

"Master, this—"

"It's not up to you to talk," Jiang Feng didn't even lift his eyelids, "You just need to stand in front of the stone table and honestly hold this piece of paper."

Chu Liyu gritted his molars calmly, did he still bow? To show his acceptance, he stood in front of the girls holding a paper like a beckoning cat.

He originally thought that if this was the case, the group of female disciples would know the boy and retreat, but the facts proved that he was overthinking.

"Senior Brother Chu, please be respected by the younger brother first," the female disciple in a light green dress said in a voice that she thought she was strong: "In the future, I will be under Elder Jiang's sect together, and I hope that Brother Chu will take care of me."

"This... girl," Chu Liyu's face was numb, and it took a long time before she answered, "Master has asked for a male brother—"

"Brother Chu, don't misunderstand me, I am a male disciple." The girl slapped her chest with a bang.

Someone raised his head, and the rest of the people in line also showed to Chu Liyu one after another. Some had a concave shape with Adam's apple exposed, some slapped their chests, and some shouted loudly in magnetic voices.

The stone tables of the other elders were all orderly and quiet, as if Jiang Feng had followed the original big forest, or the big forest dressed in red and green.

Female immortal cultivators, the first step in stepping into the door of cultivating immortals, they have already left behind all the virtuous and virtuous virtues, and now they have the courage to pull Chu Liyu? Put your hands on your chest to prove your identity as a "male disciple".

Chu Liyu, who had written "I am a man with a story" inscrutable on his face, suddenly became a lamb among wolves, pitifully clutching the piece of paper with "male" written on it , Rolling and crawling to hide behind Jiang Feng's body.

It stands to reason that female immortal cultivators would not be so crazy. What Chu Liyu didn't know? Jiang Feng had deliberately spread some rumors in private, one of which was——

The secret method he practiced can make him remain youthful, fair-skinned and beautiful.

That's why, none of the male disciples came to line up for Jiang Feng? Willing, even though Jiang Feng is the No. I am a bit eager, but for the sake of face, I will never worship Jiang Feng as my teacher?

Jiang Feng was watching from the side? He almost laughed out loud, and after taking a breath for a while, he snorted coldly and said lightly, "What use are you for?"

Chu Liyu bowed and lowered his head: "It's the apprentice who is incompetent."

"Go to the confinement room to receive the punishment," Jiang Feng casually threw the badge to Chu Liyu, "Without mine? Order not to leave."

Chu Liyu ended up with Jiang Feng's waist card and left. Before leaving, he looked in the direction of Jiang Feng. He didn't know what Jiang Feng said to those girls. Like a stone, the female immortal cultivator, who was still unrestrained just now, suddenly scattered and fled.

"Actually, I think the lines on your face are pretty pretty?" 』Looking at Jiang Feng scaring the group of female cultivators with red marks, 10587 sighed.

Jiang Feng put down his veil unhurriedly, "Of course, it doesn't matter who designed it?" 』

In fact, female immortal cultivators also think the texture is good-looking, but whether the pine-cypress-like bloodstains look good or not depends entirely on the face.They boasted that they didn't have the diamonds, so they didn't do the porcelain work. Knowing that Jiang Feng's cultivation method would produce that kind of thing on their faces, they immediately went back to their respective families to find their own mothers.

Without Jiang Feng to add to the chaos, the Grand Apprentice Conference went smoothly, and soon everyone found a suitable master, and everyone dispersed in groups of twos and twos.

Since male and female cultivators lived in separate areas, the disciples were quickly divided into two directions according to gender. Among them was a girl in a green dress who had been absent-minded and fell behind the team. ?Last.

A female immortal cultivator in blue slowed down and also fell to the end of the line. She elbowed the girl next to her, "What's the matter with you? After seeing the marks on Jiang Yi's face, I was disillusioned." It's pretty good-looking? How should I put it, it's a bit evil, and it looks much better than those sanctimonious? Immortal cultivators."

"I didn't say it's not good-looking," the girl in the green skirt sighed. "It's just... I think I've seen his marks on other people's bodies before."

The woman in blue was suddenly curious: "Who is that? Is he also a cultivator? How is his cultivation?"

"Not a cultivator, an ordinary person," the woman in the green skirt shook her head, "According to him—"

The woman in the green dress pulled the woman in the blue dress out of the team completely, and when there was no one around, she whispered: "According to him, he was struck by lightning when he was a child, and he survived, but he has been staying since then." left such a mark."

"Been struck by lightning??" The woman in blue gasped, "But I never heard of that mark on Jiang No. [-]'s face before. He was struck by lightning recently? Could it be that his cultivation is beyond the tribulation?" When is the time to be god-"

"Keep your voice down, how can you talk nonsense about this kind of thing," the woman in the green skirt hurriedly covered the mouth of the girl next to her, and looked around, "Openly talking about the cultivation of the elders, there is a confinement room in front of you, you want to go in No?"

"Oh, isn't there no one around here?" The woman in blue stepped on her feet and looked around, "There are so many confinement rooms in front of me, all the brothers and sisters are going to be there for the teacher apprenticeship meeting just now, even if they were confinement before You're not in it now, just the two of us, what are you afraid of?"

"Okay," the woman in the green skirt nodded, "Anyway, I always feel that the mark on Elder Jiang's face... must be there somewhere? No. But when the thunder strikes, either the flying fairy will succeed, or he will become a casual cultivator. Useless, but you saw him at the Immortal Ascension Conference before, where did he look like he had no cultivation?"

"But he doesn't look like he's okay. He always looks bad, and there's no blood on his mouth just now. He's a senior. Can he still be sick?"

"Forget it, let's not talk about this for now," the woman in blue counted the days with her fingers, "Jiang Yi's trace should have appeared in the past few days, right? Your family has always been well-informed and heard that Where? Is anyone suspected of crossing the catastrophe?"

The two of them stared wide-eyed and small-eyed, and they all fell silent.

"you mean……"

"In the past? In the past? I haven't heard of anyone crossing the catastrophe in the past, so he can only cross it in the future? The future? But now there are marks on his face..." The woman in blue has a deep expression, "You said he , could it be from the future—someone!"

There was rustling in the grass, and when the two of them grabbed their hands and looked around, they saw a black cat glanced at them and let out a sigh.

"Huh, luckily it's a cat." The woman in the green skirt patted her chest, "Let's go, let's go to your room? Tell me."

The author has something to say: I opened a pre-collection of the main attack "This Attack is Strong but Too Virtuous", a gangster married wife Gong, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, who are similar to ghosts and ghosts, are both bosses but they all think that the other party is an ordinary person. The detailed copy is still available. I'm thinking, fill it in in two days.

And Gong is a real wife, the kind who will wait for his wife to come home and fall asleep on the sofa in the middle of the night. The housework attribute is full, and even the ghosts of the night can't stop him from cooking eggs for his wife.He basically doesn't care about ghosts pestering people, but the ghosts will stuff them into the smoking machine the next second they delay his cooking [laughs]