Miserables 101 [Quick Transmigration]

The dagger on Chu Liyu's hand was pressed down again. Jiang Feng didn't dodge or dodge, but looked up lazily.

"Master, do you really think I'll fall for you again? As long as you think about it, you can get out of my control even if you don't have a cultivation base. What will I do then? I beg you to take my blood Do you want to drink it?"

Jiang Feng sighed, closed his eyes and rested for a moment, then stretched out his hand to Chu Liyu: "Basic blasting pill, do you have it?"

The blasting pill is a common low-level weapon in the world of cultivating immortals. It is small, only the size of a grape, but when the user detonates it, the substance in the pill can be exploded diffusely.

As for what is blasted out, it depends on the user.If you put interference powder in it, will it explode? Then there will be a fog, and the poison will be put in, and then it will explode? It will be a lethal weapon.

The pill also has a certain degree of adhesion, which can be attached to the inner wall of the stomach of humans or monsters without being digested. Was there an example of someone placing Gu worms in the blasting pill before?

The Gu worm hid in the pill, motionless like a dead thing, never entered the flesh and blood of a human being, even if the heavenly immortals came, they would not be able to detect any signs of being infected by the Gu.As long as it is detonated secretly when no one is paying attention, it can quietly and silently make people become their own puppets under the control of Gu insects.

Chu Liyu glanced at Jiang Feng, took out the blasting pill from the storage ring, and did not hand it directly to Jiang Feng, but poured out the powder and replaced it with his own blood.

"Have I ever taught you how to use blasting pills?" Jiang Fenger raised the question, "It can be used for blasting, and it can also be used for timing poisoning."

Jiang Feng took the blasting pill, but didn't take it immediately, but held the pill in his hand, and pointed to the small table next to him, "When I was talking about this, I was leaning on this table. You? Listen It’s quite serious, when you really have something to use, why can’t you remember to use it?”

Chu Liyu: ...

"And you? This pill is made, and the technology is not qualified at all." Jiang Feng pinched the pill with his index finger and thumb and rushed towards the light, "Did I mention the method of pouring liquid into the blasting pill? You? Most of this pill is air, why, blood is too expensive to bear?"

Chu Liyu snatched the pill directly, pressed Jiang Feng to open his mouth and forced it into the pill.

"You? The stuffed hand? The way is wrong," Jiang Feng couldn't close his mouth even with the pill in his mouth. "You think you're feeding the cat, and you can let me swallow it by stuffing your back teeth and leaning your neck?"

"Forget it?" Jiang Feng waved his hand, "Master is tired today? Don't want to compete with you? Let's pay more attention in the future."

Chu Liyu rubbed his back molars, "That disciple? Do you want to thank Master for letting me go?"

"What are you being polite about?" Jiang Feng patted Chu Liyu's shoulder, "This is what a master should do."

Chu Liyu left Jiang Feng's hand? He was about to leave, but Jiang Feng grabbed his sleeve the next second, "You? Didn't you run away? Why did you come back today?"

"Come here specifically to assassinate Master," Chu Liyu sat on the window, looking down at Jiang Feng, "Can't you?"

Jiang Feng was still spread out on the couch at this moment, and looked up and down Chu Liyu's black clothes with a sigh of relief.

"How do you say, do you want to assassinate Master now?" Jiang Feng's eyes gradually closed, "If Master said, people die in one go? How boring, real revenge requires a blunt knife? Cut meat and boil frogs in warm water , that's... to relieve my anger."

While talking, Jiang Feng fell asleep without any precautions, or more precisely, passed out.

Seeing that Jiang Feng was asleep, the white cat quietly curled up next to Jiang Feng's hand and dozed off.Chu Liyu glanced at it from the side. I don't know why I can't feel the chilling feeling of "killing people for life and blood for blood" that should be in the current situation.

Chu Liyu played with the dagger in his hand and sat on the window for a while.The blade pointed towards Jiang Feng's direction, and then retracted after a while.

He turned over and left, and when he came back, he used the identity of a black cat.

The white cat heard the movement while half asleep and half awake, opened its eyes in a daze, saw that it was him, and happily circled around.

"Here," Chu Liyu threw the fruit you just ran out to pick in front of the white cat, "you? The fruit you wanted?"

Originally, he didn't intend to pick it for the white cat, but because the other party was beaten by Jiang Feng just now, and fell unconscious after a meal, he still reluctantly went to pick the "two fruits".

However, the white cat didn't rush up to gobble it up at all. It just looked down at Guozi?, then looked up at him, then looked down at Guozi?, and then looked up at him.

"I'm not even willing to eat the fruit delivered by Big Hei himself." The white cat pawed at the red fruit, "I want to keep it."

Chu Liyu looked at the white cat with a guilty conscience, and then looked at it. I don't know when it was empty. The plate holding the small yellow croaker was empty, and he pressed his paw on the white cat's head.

"Are you reluctant to eat it, or have you eaten too much of the little yellow croaker? Can't eat it?"

"What? What little yellow croaker?" The white cat looked around, "Where is there? What little yellow croaker."

"You? Wipe off the little yellow croaker dregs on your beard, and then talk about what you just said."

The white cat washed its face with its paws, and said frankly, "Brother Big Black, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? Little yellow croaker scum."

Chu Liyu: ...

A miserable meow came from Jiang Feng's room.

"What? What voice?" A disciple in white looked around.

"Let's meow," said the blue-clothed disciple? Chewing the dog's tail grass and tilting his head, "Spring is here, so it's probably in heat."

"This voice doesn't match, why do I seem to hear the sense of grievance of 'I'm wronged' from the sound of a cat in heat?"

"What? What?" the blue-clothed disciple kicked the white-clothed disciple's ass, "Hurry up and practice for me, don't care if the cat is wronged or not? What's the matter, Jiang No. [-] disciple? You can follow him to Yuanshan , our cultivation progress must keep up."

"Okay, okay, I'm practicing." The disciple in white patted the dirt on his buttocks, "If you want me to say, what's the use of Jiang Yi bringing his disciples into Yuanshan so early? Whether it's Chu Liyu or Wei Duanya, no one can afford the consumption of the three steps of Qiankun, if you want to go to Yuanshan, you have to take a car."

"The way to the original mountain is also cultivation, and you are the kind of disciple who thinks that the front is full of uncertain risks and trembles, but? Master has already controlled all the cultivation." The disciple in blue looked up at the sky, "You? Waste of time, in fact, this is the way of teaching students according to their aptitude."

Three days later.

Jiang Feng, Chu Liyu, and Wei Duanya set foot on the road to Yuanshan.

Chu Liyu was in charge of opening the way ahead, Wei Duanya was in charge of driving the horse, and Jiang Feng...was in charge of sleeping in the carriage and back to sleep.

At present, there is no guarantee of Jiang Feng's cultivation base in the Mahayana period, and the trip of the three of them to the original mountain is quite dangerous.Chu Liyu also expressed similar worries. Although he wouldn't die easily without Jiang Feng's protection, Wei Duanya is hard to say.

Chi Yu cannot be affected because of the grievances between him and Jiang Feng.

To this, Jiang Feng's reply was: "Apprentice, you? You can't let the master run away, but also don't let the master eat grass."

The explanation is, you? You can't both suppress Master's cultivation and let Master do his best to protect Wei Duanya.

However, the person concerned, Wei Duanya, didn't care about his own safety, and he didn't care about his life for the sake of opportunity, so Chu Liyu couldn't say anything more.

Right now, Chu Liyu was fighting the devil ahead, while Jiang Feng... was putting 10587 on his horse.

The horse's running speed is not slow, and the horse's back inevitably bumps.Wei Duanya didn't understand what was going on at all, and saw a hamster jumping up and down in front of his eyes, yelling something in his mouth: "Jiang Feng you? Crazy!"

Although Wei Duanya has always been the image of Mo De's sentimental scoring machine, but in his heart he really likes small animals.She put the hamster in her palm, and when she was about to say something, she saw the little hamster who was cursing just now. After seeing her, she got a small leaflet out of nowhere, which said...

The latest color number of the lipstick of the cross?zijiekou system!Also known as Chi Jiang Feng Se!Extreme whitening, who knows who applies it!

Wei Duanya: ...

She turned her eyes to Jiang Feng's angle, then turned back, and said very softly: "Eat Jiang Feng's color?"

"Yes," 10587 said, as if meeting some kind of code, "After applying it, it's like just peeling Jiang Feng's skin and cramp, and chewing his meat."

"Is this color... hot?"

"That guy must be hot," 10587 covered his mouth with his paws, "It was out of stock a few days ago? The new ones that just arrived, the general customer service can't get them."

"Quick, quick, give me one."

Jiang Feng in the car ignored it? What are 10587 and Wei Duanya doing in the cat? Dressed in white clothes, they jumped out of the window and overturned the car, and quickly killed in the southwest direction.

He detected a demon, a... very powerful demon.

The other party seemed to be fighting with something, but it was impossible for Jiang Feng to ignore such a potential danger.

When the person came to him, Jiang Feng could see clearly what the other party was fighting with.It was a thousand-year-old willow tree demon. Although its attack power was not strong, it was very good at protracted warfare.

Since it is extremely difficult for trees, flowers and plants to move places by themselves, whether they are born in a place with sufficient spiritual energy depends on a high probability? Whether they can become demons.Even if it is born in the right place, it is extremely difficult for plants to develop their wisdom. Therefore, tree demons and flower demons are not common in this world. Whether it is a demon or a cultivator, they often fall into the trap because they are not vigilant enough to the plants around them.

Jiang Feng saw the situation clearly and didn't help. He just stood beside him with his sleeves on his sleeves. He watched the demons entangled with the tree demons, and from time to time provoked those flowers and plants that were about to become demons but not demons. It was so relaxing.

"I've never seen you? Such a shameless person!" the devil was furious.

"Well," Jiang Feng put the sword on the ground, leaning on the sword, "Then you met today?"

The devil mana is very high, but? No matter how high the mana is, it may capsize in the gutter.Seeing that Jiang Feng was completely helpless, the demon yelled:

"You? Help me now. No matter what gold, silver, treasure, exotic flowers and plants, as long as you ask, I can get it for you!"

"Sounds good," Jiang Feng groped his chin, "but I don't need any of these."

"Then what do you want? What!"

"You? Come and be my guard."

"Impossible," the demon looked at it with a knife, and the willow branch's bark didn't even break, "I am a majestic demon—"

"It's fine if you don't like it, you? Let's continue playing here by yourself." Jiang Feng shook the sword in his hand, and cut off the restless willow branches like tofu.This is not over yet, Jiang Feng also put the cut willow branches on the ground, chopped them up with a sword like dumpling stuffing, and pasted them around a poppy flower that was about to become a demon.

The poppies bloomed happily on the spot? A big red flower.

Jiang Feng picked it off, passed through the branch that twisted like a devil to attack indiscriminately, and pinned the big red flower on the devil's ear with the aura of ten thousand bushes passing through without touching his body.

After that, what happened? Brush off your clothes and hide yourself and your name.

Demon: ...

kill!Must be killed? Him!

By the time the demon and the willow tree demon were entangled, an hour had passed.He followed the direction where the shameless man in white had left, and silently assassinated that man.

The man in white is now riding a horse, and there is another person on the horse.Because he wasn't sure about the strength of the other person, he didn't make a move immediately, but followed carefully from the side.

"Apprentice," I saw the man in white leaning on the person behind him in a daze, "Master is cold."

Devil:?

You can chop willow tree demon branches like chopping watermelons, you are so cold.

"It's you who want to wear such thin clothes."

"But? It was you who suppressed Master's cultivation this morning."

Devil:? ?

Did he hear something? Something weird?

"Then what do you want to do, don't expect me to? Give it to you? Restore your cultivation."

"You? Where are you thinking?" The man in white's hand touched the other's thigh vaguely, and the atmosphere became anxious for a while.

The man in white leaned into the arms of the man behind him, rubbing his cheek, "Master just feels—"

The devil's Adam's apple swallowed up and down.

"It's too windy in front of the horse."

Demon: ...

"Anyway, you're not afraid of the cold, so can you..."

"Change with Master?"

Devil:?

The author has something to say: Jiang Feng: The head-on cold wind made Master's heart and mouth feel cold.