Miserables 101 [Quick Transmigration]

Although the elders of the various sects didn't believe Jiang Feng's nonsense at all, but so many low-level immortal cultivators watched? They didn't do anything to Jiang Feng.

After all, the teacher came out of no name, and it would be embarrassing to spread it out.

In this way, the people who were originally organized together in a mighty way started the mode of going to each family, each looking for their own mother.Naturally, Jiang Feng also followed the Xian Suipai, and even saved money for the carriage.

At this moment, Jiang Feng was standing in front of the carriage, waiting for departure.The head of the Xian Sui faction stepped closer and stared at Jiang Feng.

Jiang Feng bent his fingers and looked at his nails casually: "What's the matter?"

"You don't really think that if you fool those cultivators, you'll be fine?"

Regarding this, Jiang Feng just raised his eyelids, "Otherwise?"

Probably never seen Jiang Feng being so arrogant, the head of the Xian Sui faction stopped talking?

"My cultivation base has dropped a lot compared to before." Jiang Feng walked up to the other party, raised his hand and squeezed the other party's shoulder, with a very friendly smile on the corner of his mouth, "but I will kill you anyway."

When he was speaking, Jiang Fengxiu was suppressed by the superior? You are welcome?, and the head of the Xian Sui faction was a little out of breath.

However, even so, the head of the Xian Sui faction still struggled to ask: "I only ask you, will you attract heaven's punishment?"

"What if I say yes?" Jiang Feng patted the other party's shoulder, "What do you want to do?"

"Naturally—"

After killing? Just a few words, the head of the Xian Sui faction didn't have a chance to say it, so he was suppressed by Jiang Feng with his cultivation base and was speechless.

"It seems that you can't do anything? What can you do with me?" Jiang Feng withdrew his hands and leaned on the carriage with his arms folded. "If I remember correctly, how many magic weapons do you have that can restrain me? ?”

"One of them..." Jiang Feng looked at the other's hand hidden in his sleeve, "It's in your hand, why, don't you dare to use it?"

The head of the Xian Sui faction was not ambiguous, and he took out a magic weapon and pointed at Jiang Feng to make a gesture.

However, at this moment, Chu Liyu, who came back after packing up, approached the two of them, and then Jiang Feng staggered back a few steps, and hid behind Chu Liyu all at once.

Then?, whispered in Chu Liyu's ear: "Apprentice, the master wants to kill me..."

Chu Liyu's eyes widened at that time, and she pressed the hilt of her sword with her hand, as if she was going to have a showdown with the master.

Being repaired as the head of the immovable master:...

"He's still suppressing me with his cultivation," Jiang Feng tugged on Chu Liyu's sleeve, his voice muffled, "I'm so suppressed as a teacher? I can't breathe. I can't breathe anymore."

"It's okay, Master." Chu Liyu protected Jiang Feng behind him like a chicken cub, "With me here, he can't hurt you."

After finishing speaking, Chu Liyu also joined the category of mutual suppression of cultivation bases.

In this way, a battle of wits and courage with the air began.

Chu Liyu used his cultivation to crazily suppress the head of the Xian Sui faction, Jiang Feng also joined in the fun, and the head... was being crazily suppressed by two people.

Because I was too suppressed to speak, even if I was wronged...

All? There is no place to reason!

"Okay," Jiang Feng shook Chu Liyu's arm, "he stopped."

Chu Liyu turned his head and took a look at Jiang Feng, then turned his gaze back to the head of the Immortal Sui faction, glanced angrily, and then put away the suppression of his cultivation base .

"Jiang Feng, you—" the headmaster gritted his teeth, and he wanted to gesture with the magic weapon in his hand.

Chu Liyu's long sword was unsheathed in an instant, while Jiang Feng hid behind Chu Liyu's back and raised his eyebrows.

The head of the sect, who was still eyeing him covetously, took a deep breath and put the magic weapon back.

But is this the end of the story?

Of course not possible?.

Jiang Feng took out his fan again, and greeted the head of the Xian Sui faction, again? It was an education.From the idea of ​​the other party's management of the sect, to the current recession in the world of cultivating immortals, to the fact that God's punishment is all nonsense, I can't figure out why so many of you believe it? Wait? Wait? In short, it was approved Nothing.

After the criticism, Jiang Feng supported the carriage with one hand and gasped for breath.

In fact, the head of the sect didn't really offend Jiang Feng. To die is to wear the little shoes for Jiang Feng for a while.But in the last life, just because of Chu Liyu's identity as a strange monster, the head of the Xian Sui faction had a lot of fun. He didn't have time to pay attention to him before, but now he can repay the old and new grudges together.

"How is it?" At this moment, Chu Liyu leaned forward with special insight and helped Jiang Feng follow his back. "Aren't you tired?"

"It's okay." Jiang Feng waved his hand generously, "How can you be tired of teaching others?"

The head of the Xian Sui faction who was whipped twice in one day: ...

In the end? It was Wei Duanya who appeared in time, coaxing and tricking the leader away.Wei Duanya, the quester, has been doing the quests in peace after leaving Jiang Feng, but he has a good relationship with other people in the sect.

Before the sect leader walked away, Jiang Feng leaned against Chu Liyu's body, pretending to be weak, "This is an unsatisfactory thing, and it makes my brain hurt when I'm angry."

No need to explain, everyone present knew that Jiang Feng was talking about the head of the Xian Sui sect.

Already turned around? The leader who left only felt his temples bulging!

"Jiang Feng, are you waiting for me?—"

"Okay, okay, master," Wei Duanya quickly grabbed the master, "The whole sect is still waiting? How about you, let's not waste time here."

After finishing speaking, Wei Duanya almost covered the mouth of the head of the Xian Sui faction, dragging him away.

The world returned to peace.

"Tell me about you," Chu Liyu helped Jiang Feng into the carriage, "you're so good, what do you want to do to provoke the boss."

"Naturally, while his cultivation base is still there, he can do whatever he wants," Jiang Feng said with a smile, "He has troubled you a lot in his last life."

"You are happy now," Chu Liyu sighed, "When you return to the sect, you will be in trouble."

"Go back? What are you going to do? Let's not go back? Go get angry?" Jiang Feng raised his legs, "Now it's different from before. They can't find a reason to kill me. We won't go to a place and be chased and intercepted." , naturally there is no need to go back."

Chu Liyu wanted to say something, but was distracted by a white hair ball jumping on the car.

The white cat is dirty all over, and it seems that it followed the "Xian Sui Sect" out of the mountain together.As soon as he got in the car, he meowed endlessly, telling about the hardships and ups and downs of his journey, and scolding the big black brother who had always been chaotic and finally abandoned.

Chu Liyu: ...

"Okay," Jiang Feng slammed the white cat with a fan, "You take it? Find another carriage for it to sit in? Well, it's so noisy that I have a headache."

Chu Liyu naturally followed suit, picked up the white cat, stepped out with one foot, then retracted it back, "Your backlash..."

"It's okay," Jiang Feng smiled indifferently, "It's just that people? Will be a little unconscious, and may? Hurt? Others? So it's better to let me alone? Take it with me."

"...Okay." Chu Liyu pondered for a moment, and got out of the car with the white cat.

Seeing the other party's reaction like this, Jiang Feng felt calm.It's better if the other party is willing to stay with him, and it's indeed safer if he doesn't stay.

According to past experience, using the props of the system has a high probability of making him recall the past.

Right now, he has just finished using the props produced by the system that can restore people's cultivation.Cultivation is such a thing, it is quite frustrating to press it down and then recover it. Jiang Feng didn't want to wake up and suffer, so he just closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Although he doesn't know what kind of past he will dream about, but whether it's good or bad, he just accepts it.

In the dream, someone was having a birthday. Judging by the pink cake that appeared in the field of vision, it was most likely not him.

As the dream continued, Jiang Feng learned that it was indeed not him who celebrated his birthday, but the little girl in his host family who was spoiled to heaven.

The little girl was closing her eyes and making a wish, then she opened her eyes and blew out all the candles.

The man beside him was sighing, probably meaning that Jiang Feng's birthday was more than ten days away from the little girl's, rounded up to within a month, right now? He was sharing a piece of cake with Jiang Feng, and we spent it together at that time.

The little girl was obviously very dissatisfied with her cake being divided away, she pursed her lips and complained.Jiang Feng silently looked at the small piece of cake in front of him, and pushed it back to the little girl without saying a word.

The little girl glanced at Jiang Feng, quickly took her cake back, and talked to the man? woman? beside her with a happy smile.On the dining table, there were strawberry jam-based cakes in front of everyone's eyes, but there was nothing in front of Jiang Feng's.

To be honest, this doesn't hurt Jiang Feng. Although he can't hear what he was thinking when he was a child, the adult Jiang Feng knows that he really dislikes this cake without listening.

When blowing out the candles, I don't know how much saliva fell on them. He doesn't want such a cake.

A change of perspective, again? It's a birthday.

This time the cake was made of chocolate, Jiang Feng didn't see it at a glance? Who was it celebrating his birthday?Then? Hearing? Chu Chenyuan's voice, the other party was reminding him to blow out the candles. From this point of view, it should be his own birthday.

In the dream, he didn't blow out the candles, but raised his hand to pull the candles off the cake, took them aside and shook them.The candle was obviously not windproof, so it went out so easily.

"This is the first time I've seen someone extinguish a candle like this." Chu Chenyuan said helplessly, dragging his chin with one hand.

"Who else did you celebrate your birthday with?" Jiang Feng asked back.

Chu Chenyuan was taken aback, "Huh? Just...classmates, friends, etc. Isn't it common to celebrate birthdays together?"

"En." Jiang Feng did not refute.

"If you do the math seriously, classmates, friends, brothers, I'll celebrate birthdays with these people," Chu Chen moved closer to Jiang Feng, with a hint of malice in his smile, "But only A person with a unique identity, I haven’t celebrated his birthday with him yet, Jiang Feng, do you want to be that identity?”

"What?" Jiang Feng asked nonchalantly while cutting the cake.

"Son, I've never celebrated my son's birthday," Chu Chenyuan elbowed Jiang Feng, "How about it, do you want to call me Dad?"

Jiang Feng held a knife in his hand, but it wasn't the usual plastic knife for cutting cakes, but a long kitchen knife.

No one knows why Jiang Feng cuts the cake with a kitchen knife, that's what he does anyway.The surface of the cake is chocolate, but it happens to be made of strawberry jam, so that the top of the knife is bright red. In the dim room where the cake has just been blown and the lights have not been turned on, it looks a bit scary.

Jiang Feng just held a knife like that, and asked calmly: "Are you sure...you want me to call it that?"

Chu Chenyuan took a deep breath at that time, and hurriedly turned on the light, "No need, no need, I can't bear it."

Two people? In an atmosphere of silence?... share the cake.

"By the way," Chu Chenyuan took out a package, "a gift!"

Jiang Feng was not polite either, and tore open the package with a fork in his mouth.The target is a pink magic? stick shape, bubble machine.

The atmosphere in the room fell silent again.

Jiang Feng turned on the switch, because no liquid was poured into the bubble machine, so no bubbles floated out from the bubble outlet at all.There was a cracking sound, and it sounded as Jiang Feng turned on the switch.

happy birthday song.

Because the sound was really choppy and a little out of tune, the atmosphere in the room became a little horrified again.

Jiang Feng turned off the bubble machine.

Dead silence.

"No, no," Chu Chenyuan reached out to grab the bubble machine in Jiang Feng's hand, "I placed an order for a speaker. The seller must have sent it wrong. I'll ask him to argue."

"That's right," Jiang Feng avoided Chu Chenyuan's grabbing hand, and turned on the switch again, "This thing can really be counted as a speaker."

He slapped his throat and sang the birthday song, and the out-of-tune voice echoed in the room again.

Chu Chenyuan's face turned red.

"Puff ha ha ha ha ha..." Jiang Feng held up the bubble machine, and couldn't hold back his laughter.

"You boy!" Chu Chenyuan rushed over, looking as if he was going to grab something.Jiang Feng reacted very quickly, dodging? Dodging, and finally? It was the operation of King Qin walking around the pillar, but King Qin circled the pillar and he circled the table.

In a small room, two people? Chasing each other, after a while Chu Chenyuan swooped down and blocked Jiang in a blind corner, Jiang Feng also turned around and hid the bubble machine in his body. back?.

So Chu Chenyuan swooped down and hugged Jiang Feng firmly. The two of them met each other's eyes, both of them were panting heavily, and there was a taste of chocolate cake in their breath.

"I really like this speaker," Jiang Feng said with an uncontrollable smile, "Just treat this as my birthday present, okay?"

The dream is over.

Jiang Feng slowly opened his eyes, and he found that he was pillowing on a person's lap.

"Are you awake?" Chu Liyu's voice came from above.

"En." Jiang Feng pressed his temples and sat up, looking at Chu Liyu with a tired look in his eyes, "Didn't I tell you to go to another carriage, why are you here?"

Chu Liyu rubbed Jiang Feng's temples, "Afraid you are alone? It's uncomfortable, come and have a look."

Jiang Feng leaned lazily on Chu Liyu's body, with a nasal voice that couldn't be concealed, "Aren't you afraid of being hurt by me?"

"Anyway, you? You won't hurt me, don't be afraid."

"En." Jiang Feng responded softly, feeling drowsy.

"Is it a dream? Is there anything interesting? Just accidentally spied a little bit of your dream. I saw you holding a pink thing, which is very noisy."

"You mean..." Jiang Feng conjured up a pink magic? Stick-shaped bubble machine, "Is this it?"

Although this thing is a system prop created with bare hands, because of the setting of the storage ring in the world of cultivating immortals, it is not very abrupt.

Chu Liyu was silent, even though it was the first time he saw the real thing, but for some reason, there was a sense of shame from the bottom of his heart.

Especially after Jiang Feng turned on the switch? When weird singing and strange bubbles spread throughout the carriage?, the sense of shame became even greater.

The white cat on the opposite side of the carriage was sneezed by Bubble, and hid in Chu Liyu's arms to act like a baby, whimpering and chirping.

Chu Liyu coaxed the white cat in his arms, then stared at the inexplicable thing in the opponent's hand, and pulled a little distance away with a strange expression, "Can I? Ask? What is this thing?"

"This," Jiang Feng put his arms in his arms very preciously, "it's a token of love from our previous life."

Chu Liyu: ...

"Above? The truth of an arrow piercing your heart in a lifetime...don't question me?" Jiang Feng held the noisy thing in his heart and said in a deep voice.

"No more doubts," Chu Liyu quickly waved his hands, knocking the surrounding bubbles away, "No matter what you say, I will believe it, as long as you stop this thing."

Jiang Feng looked at Chu Liyu with a hint of resentment, and then reluctantly turned off the bubble machine.

After calming down, Jiang Feng opened the curtains and looked into the distance.The carriage had obviously left the Xian Sui faction's team, and was heading in an unknown direction.

"Where is this going?"

"I don't know yet," Chu Liyu followed Jiang Feng's gaze, "Where do you want to go?"

Jiang Feng pondered for a while, holding the bubble machine in one arm and Chu Liyu in the other, "I don't know, the world is so big, it's so big, I want to go and see it."

"Well," Chu Liyu responded perfunctorily, "then everyone should go and have a look."

Quiet.

"Why, two people? Looking forward to the future in such a beautiful atmosphere? Don't you want to kiss me??"

silence.

"If you don't kiss, I will open this thing."

silence.

"Then I really want to call—"

Chu Liyu held down Jiang Feng's restless hand, moved closer to the other's lips, and kissed him quickly.

The wheels of the carriage were rolling ding ding dong dong, accompanied by the occasional weird music and Jiang Feng's threatening words, they drove into the distance.