Miserables 101 [Quick Transmigration]

Is there anything more embarrassing in the world than when your roommate starts knocking on the door while masturbating?

Yes, that is, the roommate directly picked the lock and opened the door after knocking on the door to no avail.

So...is there anything more embarrassing than being masturbated by a roommate who pries open the door?

Yes, that is, when I heard the other party call my name, I couldn't hold it for a while, and I confessed it on the spot.

"I...maybe I can't handle what I ate at night," Chu Mingzhan was very grateful that he was covered by a quilt before, and now he can find an excuse to fool him, "I feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach, so I took a rest first."

"Dinner? Isn't today's food the same as usual? Is it because I haven't cooked it properly? It shouldn't be."

Jiang Feng walked to the bed and reached out to rub Chu Mingzhan's stomach, but he avoided him.

"Cough, what?" Chu Mingzhan held the quilt tightly in front of him, looked around, but didn't see any lockpicking tools in Jiang Feng's hand, "I didn't pay attention just now, it seems that I accidentally locked the door How did you get in here?"

"It's just that kind of crude lock. I don't even need tools. I can pry it open by pulling out my hair." Jiang Feng raised his hand to touch Chu Mingzhan's forehead, "You too, don't tell me if you feel uncomfortable. Silent, I thought something happened to you. But what are you going to do, treat yourself?"

"Almost, anyway, today I want to stay by myself for a while..."

"It's okay, I understand, then I'll go back to my room first."

Jiang Feng stood up, patted the folds on his trousers, and stopped at the door.The door of the bedroom was ajar, and he leaned against the door, secretly revealing one eye:

"Actually... you Chu Mingzhan, if you like to hear me call you Brother Chu, it will be distorted when you hear it through the door, you can let me call you close to your ear."

Chu Mingzhan: ...

It's not over yet, Jiang Feng shook his two paws again, flexibly moving his ten fingers, "And tell me, it's over in such a hurry, what are you trying to do. Wait for me to soak my hands in cold water for a while, Then use the fire ability to make one hand hot, so that one side can be cold and the other hand is hot, there are a few people in the last days who can let you enjoy the duality of ice and fire—"

"Oh!"

Chu Mingchou threw a pillow over, the door was successfully closed, and the world was quiet for two seconds.

After two seconds.

Jiang Feng began to scratch the door outside, "Brother Chu, I caught my hand, it hurts so much."

"Jiang-feng-!"

On an ordinary night in the end of the world, people who were preparing to go to bed one after another suddenly heard a roar from the room on the second floor. The penetrating power of that sound might make the zombies wandering within three kilometers turn around.

The next morning.

Ever since he retired from the ranks of combatants, Jiang Feng's daily work has become baking for everyone, and he never misses three meals a day.There is actually a chain of contempt between supernatural beings. The fire department despises all other departments. Those who have a long awakening time despise those who have a short awakening time. Those who are responsible for fighting and killing zombies despise those who are responsible for logistics.

Jiang Feng used to be a man at the top of the chain of contempt, so he was inevitably envied by others. In the entire team, there was always one and a half people who hoped that Jiang Feng would suffer.Seeing that Jiang Feng fell from the frontline combatant to the cook in the team, his prestige in the hearts of other people would inevitably decline, so they naturally had to take this opportunity to ridicule Jiang Feng.

Unexpectedly, before he had time to do anything, Chu Mingzhan, who was beside Jiang Feng, suddenly became a healing power user, and he had always been friends with Jiang Feng before.Healing ability is a rare thing these days. With Chu Ming in front of them, their taunts were on the verge of their mouths, and they swallowed them back abruptly.

At this moment, Jiang Feng was baking potatoes for the team members, with obvious scars on his hands.Several people saw it, but no one spoke.

It's fine if it's other people, no one dares to disturb Chu Mingzhan at night even if they are hurting their lives.But Jiang Feng is different. As the person closest to Chu Mingzhan in the team, the two of them lived in the same room. The injury on his hand was not treated all night, and he was still working with the injury the next morning. , there must be a situation.

No one was surprised by this, however.After all, the roar last night didn't sound like it could be made by a small fight.

"Yo, what's wrong with Brother Jiang's hand, why Chu Mingzhan didn't cure you, it's unreasonable." Ling Yuanyang, the water-type superpower in the team, lowered his eyelids and looked down at Jiang Feng who was sitting on the vest.

I don't know why, but people with water abilities have always been at odds with people with fire abilities.If you want to say who in the team thinks Jiang Feng is the least pleasing to the eye, then Ling Yuanyang must be ranked first, there is no doubt about it.

It's no wonder that water-type superpowers despise fire-type superpowers. Nine out of ten fire-type people demolish their homes, and one is on the way to demolish their homes. Every time, the water-type people have to follow behind to wipe their butt.At the end of the day, when the meritorious service is received, the fire element is the first hero. If there is no fire element to bless the team, it might be wiped out. I don't know how many times I have heard it.

As for the water-type supernatural being who followed behind to put out the fire, I'm sorry, who are you?It's fine if not a single zombie is killed, if you don't put out a fire, it's hard to wait for everyone to burn to death.

What brought Ling Yuanyang's dissatisfaction to its peak was the team's attitude towards the bathroom.He has been painstakingly using supernatural powers to provide water all day long, and he has not seen a few people thinking of him well.Jiang Feng just heated up the water casually, and a lot of people started talking about it, thanks to Jiang Feng, they can still take a hot bath these days.

Before that, Chu Mingzhan was discussing things with other people, and his eyes didn't shift a single point in Jiang Feng's direction from the beginning to the end.Jiang Feng showed his wounds there for a long time, everyone just watched, no one said anything, that was a lack of cooperation.In the end, he still has to be Ling Haiyang, a child who can be taught, not only pointing out his injuries, but also speaking in a strange way.As soon as the other party's words came out, Jiang Feng Yu Guangzhong felt that Chu Mingzhan glanced at him.

"It's okay, I accidentally caught the door." Jiang Fengfeng pretended to hide the injured position, "Small injury, it's not worth troubleing him."

"Hey, it's a good thing it's Brother Jiang, a cracked nail can only be regarded as a minor injury."

"Of course it's a minor injury," 10587, who had been watching on the sidelines, whispered, "In my opinion, the one in your head is the major injury." 』

As a customer service AI, 10587 did not install the content of the medical module, so it was really not very clear about whether Jiang Feng was mentally ill.

In short, Jiang Feng has always felt that his brain is very normal, and Chu Mingzhan's ability to detect the brain is only half of the bottle dangling, not counting.

However, when Jiang Feng returned to his bedroom, he put his hand on the door and asked it at what angle to give it to himself to create the most beautiful scars, it was absolutely sure that Jiang Feng's brain was real ill.

Whether it was Ling Haiyang or 10587, Jiang Feng didn't pay attention to either, and only concentrated on baking potatoes.

"Is this a dispute?" Ling Haiyang didn't regard himself as an outsider, and sat down next to Jiang Feng, and ate a freshly baked potato from Jiang Feng, "Let me tell you, at this juncture, It's better if you take a step back."

Ling Haiyang glanced at Chu Mingzhan's direction, "Thinking back to the time when you were not injured, you had to ask for your opinion on the team's food, room allocation, and daily work arrangements. Now you are not good enough in terms of abilities. , Do you see that someone still asks your opinion? It’s all Chu Mingzhan’s decision.”

"He has the same idea, it's nothing." Jiang Feng is still making barbecue diligently, but because of the use of supernatural powers, the bruises on his fingers seem to be more serious.

Don't say that Jiang Feng didn't bother to take care of those messy things. His style of leading the team and Chu Mingzhan's leading the team were not the same.When he was the team leader before, there was only one general principle, don't be cowardly and just do it.Chu Mingzhan, with a healing ability, naturally couldn't go this way, so there was really no need to discuss anything with him when the other party led the team.

"That being said, if you have a good relationship with Chu Mingzhan, you won't suffer in the end. Besides, the relationship between you two was so good before, so if there is any conflict, you can't turn it over." Ling Haiyang grabbed Jiang Feng's wrist, "Look at you The nails are cracked, and they can be raised by themselves until the year of the monkey. You and Chu Mingzhan bow your heads and admit your mistake, and maybe it will be cured for you without using it in two days."

Those who discussed things with Chu Mingzhan were all capable people in the team.The rest have no fighting power, and during this time, they basically just find a place to squat and wait for breakfast.

As Jiang Feng is the main force in breakfast making, people will inevitably surround him.Naturally, Ling Haiyang heard what Ling Haiyang said clearly. There were a few straightforward people who couldn't hear what Ling Haiyang said at all, and even echoed to say that what Ling Haiyang said was right.

On the contrary, a few old social animals who had been in the workplace for several years before the end of the world looked at each other, and no one said a word.

Thinking back when Jiang Feng was the dominant player in the team, Chu Mingzhan was just carrying a bag by the side.Now that Feng Shui is taking turns, the relationship between the two is about to be reversed.

Even if nothing else happens, this exchange of status is enough to make people feel bad.Now that the two are in conflict, Ling Haiyang came to force him, "Oh, you are no longer what you used to be. Times have changed. No matter whose fault it is, you still have the right to be the one carrying bags in front of you by bowing your head first." Anyone who stands on Jiang Feng's point of view will die of anger.

At the stall where many people were eating melons and watching the theater, Chu Mingzhan walked over, put his right hand palm up, and put it in front of Jiang Feng.

Jiang Feng hesitated for a moment, then put a freshly baked potato into Chu Mingzhan's hand.

"Tsk," Chu Mingzhan put the potatoes aside, "Hand over here."

Chu Mingzhan's appearance has never been related to Mian Shan, but after hearing Ling Haiyang's crooked words just now, his mood is probably quite unbeautiful, and he looks even more like cannibalism.

Seeing this situation, without waiting for Ling Haiyang to react, the melon-eating crowd became excited after a long boring day without wifi or computer.

Appeared Appeared, live episodes.One is the old king who has smashed the world, and the other is the new king who has changed the dynasty.What kind of sparks will be sparked when the two kings clash!Is it the old king who sticks to his dignity and would rather be disabled than bow his head, or is the new king oppressive and oppressive and would rather kill by mistake than let him go!

However, under their eager eyes, Chu Mingzhan's expression changed from looking like he wanted to eat people, to expressionless, and then gradually changed to distressed, and finally stabilized. Knowing the situation, he understood that Jiang Feng cracked a nail Those who didn't know thought that Jiang Feng had cut off his right arm.

At this time, there is still a glimmer of hope in the hearts of the masses. Maybe Chu Ming is just playing a show for others to watch.

until--

Chu Mingzhan bowed his head, and gently blew on Jiang Feng's fingertips: "Why didn't you come to me when it was so serious?"

People who eat melons:  …

Changing the channel, what about the remote control, who is hiding it under the ass.