Miserables 101 [Quick Transmigration]

Excuse me, is it difficult to find a good-looking zombie?

Jiang Feng: Thank you for the invitation. People are in the last days, and just leaving the camp, it is as difficult as going up to the blue sky.

Although most of the people who struggled to survive in these years have thicker skin and thicker skin, there are still some naturally beautiful people, such as Jiang Feng himself.Zombies are transformed from humans, so there are naturally good-looking ones.But the difference between humans and zombies is that humans have the voluntary will to clean their bodies, while zombies do not.No matter how good-looking a zombie is, even if the body and face are not rotten at all, the unkempt one is no different from other zombies after being exposed to wind, water and rain for a week.If it's just a dirty face, it's okay, and there are cases of unlucky excrement covering the face.

After Jiang Feng watched Chu Mingzhan leave the camp, he pretended to go back to his room to rest, but actually left the camp secretly from another direction.

There is only one thing to do, and that is to find a zombie that is beautiful and looks like a human being, a zombie that is so humanoid that the people in the camp can't handle it.

In fact, the camp is not only a fence, but there are still some protective measures on the outside, but it is inevitable that some fish that slip through the net will slip in successfully.At this time, everyone will poke the zombie's head with a sharpened iron rod through the iron fence.And this way of killing zombies, you will definitely see the face of the zombies.Everyone is naturally merciless towards zombies with rotten faces, but occasionally when they encounter one or two rotten ones that are not that bad, they will ask others to come and have a look before killing them.

There is no way, life in the last days is really boring, and it is interesting to see a zombie that is more pleasing to the eye.

The ideal is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.Jiang Feng just walked on the street swaggeringly, he didn't know whether it was good luck or bad luck, and he couldn't meet a few zombies at all.If you search in such an inefficient way, you won't be able to find anyone pleasing to the eye even when it's dark.

Jiang Feng felt that going on like this was not an option, so he took out his precious automatic bubble machine in the shape of a pink magic wand.

The function of the bubble machine is not just to blow bubbles, it also has a hidden function, which is to play birthday songs in an extremely inferior sound.

Jiang Feng continued to walk on the street, commenting on the zombies like the emperor choosing a concubine, but this time he had a singing bubble machine in his arms.

Bubble machine: "Happy birthday to you~"

Jiang Feng: "Too fat, don't."

Bubble machine: "Happy birthday to you~"

Jiang Feng: "Skinny, no."

Bubble machine: "Happy birthday to you~"

Jiang Feng: "Your face is almost rotten, don't."

Bubble Machine: "Happy Birthday to you."

Jiang Feng: "The height is suitable, the fat and thin are moderate, um, it's okay."

The figure is about the same, Jiang Feng took out the water and rope prepared in advance in the backpack, first tied the hands of the zombie, poured water on the face of the zombie, and then rubbed it.

Zombies have never seen this battle before, people are stupid.

Still not good, too ugly, Jiang Feng frowned.

As for the ugly zombies, there is no need to stay.

"Don't resent me," Jiang Feng stepped on the zombie's neck, pointed the iron rod between the eyebrows of the zombie, imitating the tone of the final winner in the Gongdou TV series, "If you want to complain, blame you for not being beautiful enough, "

When 10587 came back and saw this scene, he felt blind.

In theory, as an artificial intelligence, it can keep a background program forever, watching Jiang Feng's situation.But today is special, because he has to participate in an assessment, in order to prevent cheating in the backstage, it completely shields the backstage during the exam, and has no idea what Jiang Feng is doing here.

Although Jiang Feng has been very honest these two days, the other party has a temperament that can pierce the sky without seeing it, so 10587 came over non-stop as soon as he finished the exam.

10587: "Which song are you singing?" 』

Jiang Feng: "I'm bored, let's go out for a walk." 』

10587: ?

Jiang Feng: "Recently, Chu Mingzhan stopped torturing me, and you didn't make a sound when I called you to chat. I stayed alone in the camp and my life was as lonely as snow, so I came out to find a more beautiful zombie to take back to play." 』

10587: "How do zombies play?" 』

Jiang Feng: "Aren't the dress-up games very popular before? Change clothes, shoes, and hairstyles for little girls."I also make a dress-up game, changing clothes, shoes and hairstyles for zombies.How about it, is it interesting to listen to? 』

10587: ...

10587: "You, just be happy. 』

I don't know if everything has a spirit or what's the matter, before Jiang Feng was wandering around with his arms around the bubble machine and he could meet a lot of zombies, but now the zombies are all moving away from Jiang Feng as if they had discussed it direction to flee.

Jiang Feng was unhappy in an instant, the zombies were running ahead, and he was chasing after them.While chasing, he quickly eliminated the unpleasant ones, advancing like a lawn mower, and there were dead bodies wherever he went.

Not far away, a passer-by said: "Can this zombie king do it? Why do I feel like I didn't attract a few at all, even if I yelled, I could attract so many."

A passer-by B: "This zombie king is indeed a bit of a loser, why don't we try another place?"

Passerby A: "Okay, try again. It seems that this is also a weak chicken zombie king."

Zombie King: ...Do I want to lose face?

Jiang Feng didn't know that there were other people around him during the whole process. After harvesting countless waves of zombies, he finally found his favorite zombie——

A little girl who looks thirteen or fourteen years old.

Although the IQ of the zombies now is obviously much higher than that in the early days of the end of the world, but there is nothing to fear at present. The only difference from before is that the zombies have gradually begun to have a temper.No one has investigated which factors are positively related to the temper of the zombie. Anyway, when this little zombie girl was caught by Jiang Feng, she had a very good temper.

He neither struggled nor made trouble, and let Jiang Feng be tied up honestly.

However, it turns out that no matter how good-tempered a person is, there will be a day when he is impatient, and the same is true for zombies.

After Jiang Feng persisted in tidying up the little girl's hair with clumsy methods, and pulled out several strands of hair along the way, the little girl became angry.

Is it easy for zombies to grow some hair?Why do you want to pluck the zombie's hair!

The little girl turned her head angrily and wanted to bite Jiang Feng, but the moment her white eyes met Jiang Feng's gaze, she turned back silently.

Squeeze it, squeeze it, squeeze it for you.

Jiang Feng: "I once again refreshed my awareness of my own beauty. 』

10587: ...

However, pulling out hair was just the beginning, and Jiang Feng started braiding the little girl's hair again.Because there is no memory of the past, Jiang Feng is not sure what he can do or not, and he has to try everything in advance.But judging from the success of previous experiments, he is omnipotent and has never overturned the car.

Just when Jiang Feng was braiding braids with confidence, for the first time in his memory, his car overturned.

But it doesn't matter, Jiang Feng is a master who will use brute force to turn the car back if it overturns.If you can't compile it once, you can make it ten times, and if you can't make it ten times, you can make it a hundred times.

After being pulled back by her hair again and again, the little girl succeeded and became angry again.

Jiang Feng didn't care so much, he forced his head to practice until he could make a perfect braid, and finally let the little girl go.

After the little girl regained her freedom, she ran wildly for a while, broke through many obstacles, and was blocked by iron nets.She saw a lot of food surrounded by the iron fence, and the food raised sticks at her, but did nothing.

She couldn't understand what the sticks were for, she just grabbed the wire mesh and looked inside.

After the food inside was noisy, one of the food left.The food that left after a while, approached with a new food, and she seemed to have seen the new one somewhere before, and when the other came closer, she took a closer look.

The little girl scolded her and ran out.

The people in the camp were also strange. They had never encountered zombies and saw people running away. They thought that Jiang Feng was too powerful, which would make the zombies instinctively fear, so seeing Jiang Feng did not bite but ran away.

"Brother Jiang, awesome!" Someone in the camp shouted.

Some people raised their heads, and others echoed, and Brother Jiang's awesome shouts rang out in unison in the camp.

Chu Mingzhan hasn't come back yet, so it's too early to shout.Jiang Feng put his right index finger on his lips and made a booing motion, and the surroundings instantly became quiet.

In the end, Jiang Feng continued to comb and braid the little girl's hair unhurriedly. When he heard someone approaching, he took out a nail file and rubbed the little girl's nails.

The little girl had only been tortured by Jiang Feng combing and braiding her hair before, but now she suddenly changed the way and didn't react for a while.But Jiang Feng rubbed his nails really well, so she was honest for a while.

But soon she realized that something was wrong. The nails Jiang Feng gave her got shorter and shorter as he rubbed them, until they were so short that they couldn't be scratched at all.

The little girl became impatient again for the zombie who couldn't scratch anyone.

But this time Jiang Feng didn't take coercive measures, but hugged the little girl for a while to coax her.However, it is obviously not the first time that the little girl has been tortured by Jiang Fengxue, and she can't live or die.

Jiang Feng was not annoyed, and explained to the little girl in a soft voice:

"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, you see when I hurt you, right?"

Little girl: "Ho Ho Ho Ho!"

Do you dare to say it in front of my plucked hair!

Jiang Feng: "Okay, okay, don't be angry, there are only three fingers left, and it will be done in a little while."

Little girl: "Ho Ho Ho Ho!"

You pulled my hair in front of me all day long!

Jiang Feng: "Okay, let me take a bite for a while, okay?"

Little girl: "Ho Ho Ho Ho!"

I believe you a ghost!

All the onlookers sighed, Brother Jiang's temper is really good.Don't look at how cruel he was when killing zombies before, but he also has a side that has a fierce heart and sniffs the roses.Many people whispered, and some people have already come to the conclusion that in the last days, having a child is a problem so there is no need to think about it, but Jiang Feng will definitely be a good husband and a good father in a peaceful age.

The good father Jiang Feng tied the well-groomed little girl to the fence and showed it to everyone.Immediately, someone was very discerning and shouted:

"Brother Jiang, awesome!"

"Brother Jiang, awesome!"

"Brother Jiang, awesome!"

In this situation, those who didn't understand the situation thought that Jiang Feng was about to start an uprising, and the old king became the new king.

Chu Mingzhan's face turned even darker at that time, for no other reason than simply feeling that his status was not guaranteed.

The good husband Jiang Feng seemed to have noticed Chu Mingzhan's return just now. He jumped over the fence and went forward, completely ignoring Chu Mingzhan's face as dark as the bottom of a pot, and took the other's hand.

"Are you back? Are you hungry? I'll cook for you."

On the first night when I came here, I chose a good position, and every day after that, I worked diligently in this position, digging deeper and deeper pits.

And this pretty little zombie girl is the red apple hanging right above the trap in the last step.

Now that the trap is set, it's just waiting for the prey to come.

Jiang Feng smiled brightly, because he knew that the prey had already seen the apple.

Hold my hand tightly, Chu Ming cut, Jiang Feng said silently in his heart.

Be with me--

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